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TheSameGuy:
May God help them



Is Alaigbo that WORSE for you to have denied being from there?



Gbamsolutely

Cow or pig ?

[quote author=SATANICALLY post=109755254]This man does not understand what it means to qualify to rule Nigeria with all these paper qualifications from degree Mill all duplicating one another; and with all this member of this. These may qualify only you to be member of a board ,or head of a parastatal. If any of these your duplicated qualifications was good enough, you would not have needed the others. Shows only to be jack of all trades and master of non. So go and queue after Atiku jejely and stop all your Iboman's noise.

FreeStuffsNG:
Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.
Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, ponzi and financial mania.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

Well-copied.

Cutezt:
Football Fans from around the world have reacted to the signing of Nigerian winger, Samuel Kalu by Watford FC.

The 24 year old was signed from Bordeaux in France and fans can't stop talking about his looks.

Capable of playing on either flank, Kalu is a versatile option in a competitive squad, typically operating on the right wing.

“The quick-footed attacker first played for Slovakian side AS Trenčín after moving to Europe from his native Nigeria, and earned a switch to Belgian giants KAA Gent in 2017 following impressive performances. He then joined Bordeaux in August 2018, where he has since made 86 appearances for Les Girondins.

This Baba don sell spare parts tire for Lagos before hin go Europe go play soccer.

Lukgaf:
Following the petition made to the UK Home office on the need to exclude Nigerians applying for study or job in the UK from taking IELTS exam. Below from "[url=https://www.change.org/p/dear-uk-home-office-stop-asking-nigerians-to-write-english-proficiency-tests-reformieltspolicy-now/u/30124265?cs_tk=AqZttzY2QXgREhp1-2EAAXicyyvNyQEABF8BvJyaybTj8nBYFsnxRgZTHvc%3D&utm_campaign=f3bbd9489e314f1e915bd10064126c4f&utm_content=initial_v0_5_0&utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_update&utm_term=cs]Change[/url]" obtained from Hotspot International Scholarship Forum
is the response from the UK Home office.

What do you think Nairalanders?



https://www.change.org/p/dear-uk-home-office-stop-asking-nigerians-to-write-english-proficiency-tests-reformieltspolicy-now/u/30124265?cs_tk=AqZttzY2QXgREhp1-2EAAXicyyvNyQEABF8BvJyaybTj8nBYFsnxRgZTHvc%3D&utm_campaign=f3bbd9489e314f1e915bd10064126c4f&utm_content=initial_v0_5_0&utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_update&utm_term=cs

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6957470/stop-asking-nigerians-write-ielts

You people are doing a wonderful job. May the good LORD help you through in JESUS'S Name.

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1413323/infidelity-scandal-sammie-okposo-deletes-instagram-twitter-pages/

Pray for Sammie that at this rate is going, deleting this, deleting that, he does not delete himself from the world.

Grandlord:
Now you're making sense

This is good.

CRoyals:
Do you know what character traits are needed to beat the competition and succeed in freelancing?
What do you need to learn?
What is more in demand?
How much pay?
I will answer all your questions.

To become a successful freelance web designer, you need to balance design and business marketing skills.

Let us handle design first
UI(User Interface) & UX (User Experience)
While UI deals with graphic look or style of the website, UX refers to user experience or how people feel (calm, frustrated, etc.) when they use a website. To do this, you research your users and create “images” (profiles of imaginary ideal users).

Graphic design and web design software.
You need to know how to use tools like Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, and Sketch.

Html & CSS
HTML and CSS are essential for design work. HTML (the Hypertext Markup Language) and CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) are two of the core technologies for building Web pages. HTML provides the structure of the page, CSS the (visual and aural) layout, for a variety of devices.

JavaScript.
If you can program using JavaScript, you will have a huge advantage over the competition. JavaScript allows you to take static elements into your site and make them interactive. With JavaScript, you can create Twitter feeds that update automatically, image sliders, and more!

Business Marketing Skills skills every web designer needs

Now that you have the design and technical details, you only need to add some soft skills to stay organized and effective in your web design.

Digital Marketing Skills
It is not enough to have the skills. You need to let people who can pay you for the skill you have find you.
Digital marketing deals with making yourself visible online through search engines, websites, social media, email, and mobile apps.

As a Freelancer, you would need to possess skills highlighted below;

- being stress-resistant: clients will stress you sometimes on small project

- self-motivated: sometimes you would get bad reviews, don't feel discouraged.

- good financial record monitoring/keeping of spendings: you need to have savings. You cannot just spent every money you make.

How much do freelancers make?

The amount of money a freelancer make per month is not constant.
In freelancing, sometimes, you will be making a lot of money and other times making none. So you need to save during the rainy days. Your being successful depends on how you are able to save and invest when you are making the money.

I do hope you find this article helpful. Follow for more interesting topics.

Good.

OfficialTuplea:
INTRODUCTIONS

If you are just starting website development, you probably have heard a lot of talk about website design, frontend and backend development. It is quite normal to be confused. They all sound the same.


Essentially, the difference between frontend and backend web development is that the first one serves the client side (what we see on the front i.e. a screen) and the latter is supporting the server side (what’s under the hood of a website).

While these two types of programming are certainly distinct from one another, they’re also like two sides of the same coin. A website’s functionality relies on each side communicating and operating effectively with the other as a single unit.

Frontend developers don’t actually design these front-facing aspects of a website—this is the job of a web designer, or more specifically, a UI designer. Web designers are concerned with design: the look and feel of the website, how it’s laid out, and what buttons and touch points the user experiences. Frontend developers are concerned with functionality; the engineering that transforms these designs into a live, interactive website using the front end languages.

What is Front End Development?

The frontend of a website is what you see and interact with on your browser. Also referred to as “client-side.” It includes everything the user experiences directly: from text and colors to buttons, images, and navigation menus.

The main front-end languages are HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language), CSS (Cascading Sheet Style) and JavaScript. HTML creates and organizes web content so it can be displayed by a browser. CSS accompanies HTML and defines the style of a website’s content, such as layout, colors, fonts, etc. JavaScript is a programming language used for more interactive elements like drop down menus, modal windows, and contact forms.

Other front end tools are web frameworks like Bootstrap, Django, and Angular, JavaScript libraries like React, jQuery, and CSS extensions like Sass and LESS.

Together these essentials create everything that’s visually presented when you visit a webpage—whether it’s online shopping, reading the news, checking your email, or conducting a Google search.

What is Back End Development?

The backend (or “server-side”) is the portion of the website you don’t see. It’s responsible for storing and organizing data, and ensuring everything on the client-side actually works. The backend communicates with the frontend, sending and receiving information to be displayed as a web page. Whenever you fill out a contact form, type in a web address, or make a purchase (any user interaction on the client-side), and your browser sends a request to the server-side, which returns information in the form of frontend code that the browser can interpret and display.

Some common backend languages are Ruby, PHP, Java, .Net, and Python. These programming languages often run on frameworks that simplify the web development process.

One Final Word

The distinction between frontend and backend is not always so clear-cut. Some developers are proficient in both the frontend and backend; these are what are known as full-stack developers.
If you still have any grey area in website development and you want clarification, be sure to send a private message. See bio for links.
I also help with mentorship, training and services in web development. See my signature for contact details.

What a nice job you did. GOD bless you.

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https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/25/2023-primate-ayodele-releases-fresh-prophecies-on-pdp-wike/

Stop all this nonsense, Mr prophet .Face the spiritual development and growth of your congregation. Most of these things you call prophecies are just plausibility and predictions, always surrounding your prophecies with conditionallties. GOD would not base the likelihood of His word coming to pass on any conditionality at all, because He knows before hand whether those conditions would be fulfilled or not. GOD would just give us the final result. Except if He is warning against sin. Then ,GOD speaks more about His own Household and people than about secular entities or communities, except to turn them to righteousness and salvation. Stop all this empty self display and face your sheepfold.

Blogsphere:
[b]Reset Nigeria calls for President of Southern extraction, threatens to vote against PDP if they zone presidency to North[/b]1


https://leaders.ng/reset-nigeria-calls-for-president-of-southern-extraction-threatens-to-vote-against-pdp-if-they-zone-presidency-to-north/

Na you sabi.

Omniman:

Some people go just dey look for something beautiful to destroy so that they can please their god

Their allah that is always feeding on wa-hala

Bucky001:
Tinubu has absolutely nothing to offer this nation other than to fulfill his long time ambition of becoming the President

He shouldn't be given the mandate!

He should not be given by who ? Is the presidency anybody's property? Besides, Tinubu isn't looking to be given the presidency by default. Take that to the Southeast who like to reap without sewing. Tinubu has been working for it and he's still working hard for it. Buhari said worse thing than that in the past. The entire Southeast and their Hoanneze have said much worse things in recent time and they're still saying it and asking for the presidency. If he said so that time because of the eventul of that era, is he still acting it ? This Zazagugu has to tell us his own contributions to the development and stability of the current polity any level.

Danjikanbauchi:
Dokposi is a criminal, o wonder why Buhari freed this criminal from prison.

To come and ridicule the Ibos.

headSmasher:
Hehehehehe second fiddle

2027 is not playing the 2nd fiddle, but an empty fiddle.

JAMO84:
Every failed politician is just playing games with the Igbo.



Tinubu kuku know say they will never vote for him, baba just dey concentrate him energy on North and South West.



People that hate Awo and MKO are not expected to love Tinubu.

And Tinubu neither needs their support nor vote to win. That's their nightmare and may they never wake up from it.

SarkinYarki:
These people take the SE as children I tell U ..what kind of Lamba is this?

That's even better. The Southeast themselves present themselves as babies, always childishly crying to be given the presidency by default and not by working and laying political strategies for it. So ,who ever desires to use them for his own end can decide to offer them any dummy, knowing that in their childish desperation to produce the president, they'll grab on to anything.

KINGofHELL:
…Vows to go naked if S’East doesn’t get presidency in 2027



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/atiku-ll-vacate-office-after-4yrs-for-president-of-seast-extraction-dokpesi/

Of course you will go naked ,that's settled because nobody is going to be given the presidency by default, but the dint of hardwork and competitiveness. And when you go naked we'll lock you up in an asylum. How can someone like Dokpesi who has neither influence, the power or the political followership to make anybody
a senator be promising to make someone a president as if the presidency is his personal property that he can gift anybody he likes. Even in 2027?

InteractiveAi:
Hagin transferred to Hagin Jnr, because there were antecendents. He was spiritually active, extremely active and not from o to 100.

How do you know Tobi Ashimolowo is not more spirituality active, not more intensively active? How do you, who are not on ground , think that you're more qualified than the GO and the congregation together to set criteria and standards for them in the selection of who succeeds their GO ? The post affirmed , 'and the congregation jubilated when the news was announced ' If the congregation received the development with joy, why should a distant bystander lose his sleep. Let's be careful how we judge these men of GOD. Let's direct our efforts and energy towards spreading the goodnews of the Gospel and leave judgement and evaluation in the hands of GOD. May the good LORD help us iJn, amen.

jesusjnr2020:
If he didn't, I would have been surprised.

In the Bible days, hardly would one see a religious/spiritual leader handing over leadership to a family member. It was only during the era of the kings, that leadership had to do with the king's bloodline, but see how disastrously it ended.

Even king Solomon who was the son of David, a man after God's heart, provoked God to anger at the end, that God divided the kingdom into two, and would have taken it completely from that lineage, but for remembrance of His servant David.

It hardly succeeds because they are not chosen by God, but often forced to become what they're not inclined to be or don't have the attributes required for that.

I have seen several instances where family members, especially the wives and children, of church leaders have been forced to take over their position, even though they didn't have what it requires to do so, but the result reflected that it was the choice of men, not that of God.

If Moses had handed over to his family member instead of God's chosen one, Joshua, Israel would have never reached the promised land.

If Elijah had handed over to his family member instead of God's chosen one, Elisha, the office of the prophet in Israel would have suffered a significant decline.

If Jesus had handed over to His own family members and not those God chose for Him, His disciples, the Gospel of the Kingdom wouldn't have reached us today.

I believe that this example was what worked for the Redeemed Christian Church of God. It was the choice of God appointed to take over from the founder rather than the choice of men and not just family member.

It's not impossible that the family member of a church leader could be chosen by God to take over from him, but that hardly happens.

This is one area the church must needs get it right if it really wants to reach its full potentials, as the church who leaders were chosen by God did, otherwise it would keep chasing shadows, and never be able to do so.

The position of Leadership is the most important in the church. It supersedes any family interest or reputation, hence it's paramount that it's those who are chosen by God that are appointed to lead.

God bless.

Did you read the post well? It says that the congregation received the news with jubilation You have to be on ground to know whether the choice is right or wrong, GOD'S or man's .We have a penchant for always wanting to condemn every act or decision of men of GOD we don't understand off handedly. We always pretend to understand the Scripture more and to be wiser than they, instead leaving them to GOD ,and praying for them. The late Kenneth Hagin made his son, Kenneth Hagin junior, before he died, the ministry is still flourishing till date. The same John Olsteen to his son , Joel Olsteen, the Church is one of the largest in America today. You don't know how difficult and delicate it's to take such a decision. Does it mean that GOD cannot choose the children of men of GOD to succeed them?

gasparpisciotta:
Family business

Of course, GOD's business is ALWAYS family business, because he always chooses His children to be in charge of His business. Never outside His family.

CuriousMynd:
https://www.instagram.com/real_ffk/p/CZEdKXZIHDi/?utm_medium=copy_link

Fani-Kayode and his wetin-dey-for-pot politics.

ijustdey:
As the 2023 presidential race gathers momentum, Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, is all out to edge out former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, erstwhile...


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https://dailytrust.com/2023-wike-moves-against-atiku-saraki-courts-five-govs

Lalasticlala

Wike is just behaving like a typical fake Iboman. You know the fake is always worse than the original.

jmoore:
Nigerians making psychos famous.

Why is this woman and Kemi Olunloyo not in a rehabilitation centre?

Because Buhari is in government. LOL

basilo101:
Maiduguri is OUK's second home. Muslim faithfuls are seen praying under the billboard for Kalu's success, God will answer their prayers insha Allah

For what, to woo the Boko Haram to nominate him for president?

Penguin2:
Don’t be deceived Nigerians, the imaginary rift between Tinubu and Osinbajo is a smokescreen.

Tinubu and Osinbajo are one and the same.

The two are playing a game in APC.

See how they’ve made the political discussions and permutations in APC revolve around the both of them.

Their aim is simple, it’s either Tinubu gets the ticket or in trying to escape from Tinubu, the cabals will settle for Osinbajo; in which case the Yoruba still gets it and Osinbajo will forever be loyal to Tinubu.

An Osinbajo presidency will never go against Tinubu interest. That’s a given.

Tinubu will nominate appointees in Osinbajo government. That’s a given.

Osinbajo might not be able to reprimand a Tinubu appointee in his cabinet because such individual would be answerable to Tinubu instead.

Therefore, even though Osinbajo is ably qualified to become the president of this country, the Tinubu encumbrance hanging around him is a huge dent. We don’t want a president who would still hand our treasury to his godfather.

So, I admonish APC and its stakeholders to look beyond the noise that these two are generating and go for a neutral candidate.

This is the mark of a genius, well-reasoned,well-thought out. I've always suspected this. And everytime I remember that that Tinubu and Osinbajo are Yorubas, I always suspect an undercurrent of a cult-like understanding and agreement leading to mutual benefits for the two of them in all this.

okefranci:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-challenges-before-osinbajo

Promoted by his northern backers because of his,' loyalty ' to President Buhari A puppet president loading.....

Senomi:
I'm saying there's no point spending so much money on apple products, when even the whole world knows there are 100 times more fantastic non apple gadgets to spend money on.... Iphone should be meant strictly for kids, celebrities, yahoo boys ( cos of the ip address feature) and slayqueens without brains ( just for posing and camera) when samsung S21 ultra has features that are from another galaxy

GOD bless you, amen.

confessionsad:
Clemens Westerhof actually saw this coming and told the Super Eagles to mind their business. See the results now. Absolutely shambles.




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/westerhof-sends-words-to-eguavoen/amp/

The guru has spoken.

heniford2:
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