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Hilarious!

A fruit-seller who didn't think to develop himself? Perhaps, he got emotional abt the 'orphan' and pitied her situation. But her problem wasn't survival #trying2makesenseofthis# if he developed himself and married her (selling roasted corn) with her foul english

I know a lady,UNN graduate, who's married to a guy who didn't go to school. Haven't said that, any relationship based on pity(d guy) or gratitude(d girl) isn't good for both parties.

I got no joy for his dumbasss

Mynd u neednt be harsh on ur admirer na! I dnt think she initially meant any harm

[quote author=Mynd_44]Just because you are not the father does not mean you are not the dad[/quote]Didn't know 'father' & 'daddy' had different meanings

dammytex: ...if a woman can stay and endure me for twenty years, it has to count for something...

I'm tempted to share same belief. But when dark secrets lurk and you're d only 'sucker' to cover it up? U'll realize she indeed was 'enduring' you so long as u are serving ur purpose! (While u're happily in 'love')

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]It's that ediot . It's only that half agama lizard half vulture that would support female beating. I wonder if he kicks his mom in her [b]tummy [/b]after his father has beaten her.[/quote]Bad joke. Jst gross!

freecocoa: ^Ouch

fluid26: ...Moreover, an erect penis has no conscience.

Dude u got me all cracked up!

Wat we shld be bothered abt is if nigerian streets are well mapped out on GPS? Lagos state's doing some gud job but howz other states like?

Great idea! And to think it'll cost as an ordinary styled footwear?

Sadly, these women fight out of beaf for d other girl (seeing another girl with her man), not really becos they love d guy

A beautiful thread.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Perhaps if I was high on weed I might[/quote]Lol!

@topic: what kind of fight? Physically like dis scene?...helluva NO!
Except she's in danger...in defense. Non physical fights and I'll be her champion

ronkebp: Cheating actually starts from there, from couple of dates, having lunches together.....am sure there must have been dirty talks, here and there.....

There you have it! So, better to nip it in d bud

gst101: there is absolutely no reason why any one should cheat on his or her spouse. If you are not confortable anymore, you just opt out before you get someone else.

If marriage was like that, list of ex-wives wld be alarming o a woman cld marry and remarry like a hundred times over

1. Distance (living inter-continent)
2. Time (spouse in another continent for a very long time)
3. Money
4. A woman who married as a virgin might start wondering if sex feels d same with other men/wonders how it'll feel with another man.
5. One of those who believed marriage is based on spiritual compatibility but years into d marriage realizes its hell to go on like that. At d time they got married, their ideal principles hadn't been tested until in marriage.

partners who haven't seen in a very long time (for whatever reasons) are prone to temptations, while
money (especially in our society) not just d materialistic and greedy ones but some very serious&harsh (real-life) circumstances, for instance in matters of life and death, can force a well bred spouse into cheating.

They have settled it 'amicably'

*fallsoffchair* guys, u are all hereby advised to go after under 20s cos their bodies r sweeter in bed

Not harder. Skillfully.

wilybabe: ...We both love each other he didn't hv 2 lie...

If he didn't, u'll probably not hv given him a chance. Btw, don't be in a hurry, more lies to be unveiled

If its original -nice!kip it up. If its copy&paste: I just wasted my time

Patriotism can make ppl be inclined to& ready to take a bullet for d 'President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria' but when they consider 'in d person of'? Some wld rather give him d bullet

Those dat know so well how & what makes relationships work have d worst

Totally destroyed.

sosoluv

Ghanian girls? And do nigerian guys really date those? For real? #off to d south jor#

But I'd rather a pure african than a mix.

Martyr? Great hero of democracy? I think not. He took d issues at hand then as 'do-or-die' affairs. He was myopic and couldn't envision possible twist and turns in fate. The best befitting way to honor him will be shifting may29 swearing-ins and celebrations to june 12. Its only 2wks interval

There are other questions to ponder:: we only assume d north to hv pressured ibb to annul d elections but what exactly were d reasons? Reasons so strong that a 'power-hungry' general in power had to step aside? Were there hidden secrets dat questioned his victory? D part played by UN, Commonwealth and the US baffles me to date. Sentiments apart,

he is being blown out of proportions.

I'd prefer to commit 'furnication' than mmasturbate

[quote author=Mynd_44]what if you marry someone who is below 23?[/quote]Quite unlikely.

^Lol

enlightening..