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Shattap dia! Those of u calling dis rumour shld go & sit somewhere jor, or go face a plain wall and read d handwriting on it. because u'r fone is not tech enuf to trap cosmic rays

Hey peeps! Sum here are misleading u cos Cosmic rays came visiting & entered my phone its trapped in dia nw my phone's nw futuristic so I cld even spy on dat kenyan cutie 'goodgirl' & knw how she doing! my fone can identify types of emissions from people's brains eg 190's brain's cosmic frm mars
Have u heard? No need to refill ur tank, cosmic rays is a new type of fuel can power ur 3.7l V6 engine infinitely! Order now! And I'll send my acc no

It can even solve a 'retardeen's' mental challenges, and empower him with futuristic, high powered reasoning, so he can think logically and also tame dame's oral activities, correcting speeches. Oh! And finally it can identify boko-haramists in dis present govt and cause them to self-destruct!

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190: they all seem angry and pissed and have ridiculous topics such as
women dont respect men anymore
my gf got slapped
i dont smoke weed
why do women wear gstrings
whats the name of the latest mad men asylum in town

etc etc - ive seen and had enough

U neednt even talk to d dude. Why see him off? U should hv stood where u were and called her out of his company after u heard voices rising even b4 d first slap. As a matter of fact, if there was any sense of belonging, she should heed ur call. It won't make u a control freak but will send deserving messages to d guy. It'll tell d dude who's in charge now. Secondly, her heeding ur call tells him her stand. And both of u jst walk away.

Anyways, while u'r at it crying over spilt milk, tell me this one thing; when u gave them space to talk, wat were u doing? Standing nearby bush in d dark? Probably pretend to be busy punching away at ur phone wit all seriousness? Or licking sweets?

We refuse to help people financially partly because we need financial help ourselves.

Some wil come begging on their knees, borrow them and u'd eventually end up begging, wishing and hoping in fact fasting and praying to get ur money back. They'll avoid u and even change number. Some are not jst credit worthy.

Timing may be wrong. U may be in a fix urself, for instance, u already hv 'needful' plans

Reasons for borrowing: Some people's reasons which they see as 'needs' may jst be 'wants' under closer examination. I want to pay rent and u want to entertain ur new chick this wkend

That guy dat comes to u wit a well packaged sweet 'sentimental'& 'reasonable' bullsht story will end up wit his new chick in d cinemas to see batman: dark knight rises

Male chauvinists/feminist propagandists over to u

Its sad! Now, even if ur car does not hv ac, u better roll up and sit inside heat through d traffic

When I read it I cld only laugh.I dont knw why bt I'm still laughing


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Another disease is abt to be discovered by them again.

Not too long will see more of such mothers claiming their fundamental human rights. The urge to deliver their daughters to paedophil,es is natural to them..dat is who they are, society must come to accept them and not discriminate. Then it'll be given a name. Then africans will copy. Then they start to pressure africans to legalize it! Pervs!!

Under closer examination, dat woman will prove to be mentally deranged else I hope his gift money to her buys back her daughter's mental and emotional sanity

I hope Seun appears in d edition with focus on african guys...his effort is worthy of some recognition.

We are watching...

^^tnx.itwas sorted out same day.

Does any of dem see my user-handle & get interestd in wat I've to say?

There're things some can't be caught at. Nonetheless, let d guy RIP.

If u were @ d car-wash and asked ur gf to help get something (snacks frm d eatery) across d road, on her way back while crossing she gets knocked down , and dies before u get to d nearest hospital?

Nobody imagines d guilt she'd hv to deal with all her life, everytime she remembers d incident. Nobody knew such might happen for sure. Reflex is dat when falling, ur hands automatically stretch out, hw did he land on his forehead?

If it was his younger nephew, lady-colleague, church-sister or any other person for dat matter asides a gf who asked for d pear, and he died trying, wld u say his death was worth it then?

Only d ladies who haven't snatched before o

Friends of a clique flock...

Many meek ppl (perceived as 'good') many times feel d need to feel protected ,and/or in able hands with more far reaching exposure. They r rather drawn to d pulling attraction of these people who seem to have much experience and confidence.

This may apply more to d 'good girl' folks ending up wit bad boys. But for 'goodboys' marrying a girl far beyond his level of exposure? Dunno abt dat...ask him, and my friend calls it 'love'.

I hv always tot dis guy is a fagg, now he confirms it. Faggott

Remii: No problem, na to move from compact to family bouquet be that, mi o le wa ku.

*falls off d chair* Lmao...L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

^ lmao @ '...I love blokos..'

Societies who want retain their identity fend off foreign opinion in determining and curbing what filters in. They put their culture first, even if it takes them being barbaric.
Its not ok to say since murdering people is as old as d world, murderer shld be let alone.
Rapists and pedophil,es in d US now defend themselves in court saying they can't help d feeling, it comes natural to them. Since, they're human beings and can't help these thoughts and feelings rapists and pedophil,es shld come out of their closets too and let's accept them d way they are.

In attempts to preserve their culture and religions, some (against foreign opinion) banned activities of a certain religious groups. But africa and their follow-follow mentality...

hmmm...one happy hour...many sad years ahead

enjoy d fun meant for students of d school of hardknocks!

Then it dwindles, and...

Rockstation u rock!

Moderators shld be reminded this remains a crime in nigeria. Else we cld start opening threads on how saintly prostitution is and exchange ideas on hw to defraud FG &nigerians and defend all sorts.

Thread lock pls!..and deleted.

[quote author=pearl~hapi]how cum you are just knowing that!you still dey crawl[/quote]excuse me? U registered aug 1? Already spent hw long on nairaland wit hw many replies...u definitely don't crawl..I see hw fast u run
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'God is watching' has turned to a nairaland slang