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An 18yr old is schooling u into d 'play' world. She set d rules..u followed. So much 4 ♍Ɣ smart banker friend

I think ppl want to know abt what's happening in d life of an ugly person more. Friends&fam get more curious asking an ugly person 'who's ur boyfriend' etc more

Dnt u jst wannt to knnw how an ugly onila copes and gets on with life?

economia: Jehova God is wathing everyone on a brigther sreen than 3D.

Take it easy na..don't take it personal, no bitter feelings..jst discus if 'self-made' or not #shikena

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International politics is not abt morality nor legality. It is abt Power.

Gbagaun! Gbagaun! Gbagaun!!! Introducing d contestants:
Elephant no 1: America!

Elephant no 2: China!

Grasses: Africans!

Now, Let d fight begin.. Gbagaun! Gbagaun!

Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

Hmmm...ur point subtle.. yet, clear.

PhysicsQED: In some sense, and on some level, Patrick Obahiagbon is actually illiterate.

I see you & I roger dat. In some sense, on some level, he is actually an illiterate but many can't see that.

On a lighter note, of all religions why is islamists that kill more?

I'm having same prob wit jeep Liberty. The engine turns off while driving and as at dis morning, d ignition totally refused to turn at all pls help

Some responses on threads like this makes you want a 'dislike' option

knowing our naija girls, ur fears are not uncalled for. but u should realize that once a woman is truly in love, she can be like this and even more. if she's d type that generally asks (even from other guys), in 5 yrs she'd at least have asked once. i think u shld credit her.

A plus for naija babes

Charles gave in to cajoles to step down, seeing wat d trend is in d world today, his wise decision will now seem to him as folly.

Dictators with nerves to inflict as much pain to humanity as they have done will now see wisdom in fight to death than relinquish power. They'll prepare for d worst

I'm sori to disappoint some ppl here, but while u are alive ur destiny is in ur own hands. If u want to be remembered, work towards it. No sentiments. I liked yekini even after '94 and sympatized with his travails before his death.

But nobody's to be blamed for his fate nor is any responsible for d dwindle in his personal life but him. Good to know they immortalized d legend!

The magistrate baited d coward by giving him options. The corrupt mind chose d easy way out -frog jump! A fool who's son should be ashamed of!

would it not have been honourable to defend himself in court.

Nigerians ridiculing Nigeria with their president as chief comedian

If democracy survived today -its nigerians
If nigeria failed today -its nigerians
If nigeria becomes great today -its nigerians!

The star who fearlessly illuminated d way for free speech etc, championed d plight of d people thru his music.

The epitome of 'without fear nor favour' admired by even critcs of his lifestyle, held in awe by all

Even the military admired his guts and relentless fighting spirit.

Fela, you are a great man! And I will forever admire your spirit.

University of Lagos should be named after this rare & 'true soldier of democracy'!

What r ppl always on abt dis illuminati thing Ppl shld find out abt it...soon my mai-guard will claim to be illuminatti

This story embarrasses me, dunno why. I admire d military and hate to hear them act with dishonour, while wearing d coat of arms and to think d much 'respecteds' throwing stones? hooligans in khaki

Dunno why but Soul Rivera scared me..but I think RE is d ultimate scare I have played..those zombies are creepy, d sound spooky..and dats d very fun!

Noted

RIP Chuang.

Op u registered a short while ago but claim to hv been around for 6months..hmmm

When u're long enough to differentiate white from black..u'd see the difference.

@ogugua maybe I too shldnt hv taken u seriously. But more of those cld leave ppl not taking u seriously again

slimyem: ...I ragged once in 300L.ugly experience!
See men giving us their numbers instead of money...
The kain shame wey catch me that day eehn...i regret say i comot!..

lwkmd!

But really, I don't see y ppl shld attack those dat claim they didn't do d rag day thing. U wouldn't expect dat all nigerian tertiary students do it. For some, it may nt have been forming but jst didn't see gud enough reasons to it. I never even knew it was originally meant for charity, dat may hv even spurred me. It shldnt annoy u dat some didn't do it na

Just give ur own interesting/ugly experiences and we laff over it -jst fun. You're happy u did it, some are happy they didn't, don't sweat it. To each, his own!

Funny scene to imagine: #no foreplayy, jst grabs her and off to d honeypot# But does he kiss other parts? Neck, boobs, belly etc during foreplayy?

If history repeats itself they may never realize Biafra.

its not for everyone. as u dont see any sense i concept of creativity/recycling, u should know d conventional homes nigerians are used to tire some others.

i think it humorous when i see students in absurd dressings with empty cans begging i thought it would be fun but when i was in d uni, i never had the nerve to join them, i guess it wasnt my kind of thing