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Why do you guys keep comparing Nigeria and America?

Please provide the appriopriate links to support the answers to the questions given below.

1. Which thread has the highest number of pages on nairaland?

2. Who is the first poster to openly complain about being banned on Nairaland?

3. Which poster have used the highest number of different usernames on Nairaland?

4. what is the highest number of pages that have been consumed during a fight on Nairaland?

5. Who is the first poster on Nairaland to use the phrase: "How does this affect the price of garri in the market"?

6. Which poster recieved the highest number of insult pages after opening a thread?

7. What Nigerian news event post on Nairaland generated the highest number of angry responses?

8. Which poster has the highest number of posts on Nairaland?

9. Which post on Nairaland was the first to contain "Goodluck Jonathan" in its title?

10. Which poster started the first illuminati thread on Nairaland?

11. Who is the first poster to complain about a "useless" front page topic on Nairaland?

12. Who started the first Ojukwu bashing thread on nairaland?

13. Which thread on Nairaland is the first to contain the following: "This post has been hiden"?

14. Which is the first football match to make front page on Nairaland, and who was the first poster to declare a goal?

15. Which thread has been the most derailed thread on Nairaland consuming the most pages?

If a winner is not declared in a fight that means the contest still rages on. I think at this point the neutral judges should announce the winner between the Igbo and yoruba tribal warriors if actually the final result is what will put an end to the fight.

As someone who is neither a yoruba nor an igbo, I think am qualifed to speak as a judge to declare the yoruba tribal worriors the winners of the age long tribal fight on nairaland after I considered which of the two groups of warriors have been dishing out heavier and more jaw breaking punches.

At this piont I call up upon team yoruba warriors to come forward and recieve their gold medals.

Now the winners have been declared, can the closing ceremony begin?

Everyone knows that IBB is corrupt so nothing knew. But for IBB to expose buhari as a corrupt figure, its gonna be tarnishing. Na buhari go lose this one.

A lot of us are complaining about the upcoming transformation of N5, N10, and N20 to coins, but I really don't see any valid reason whatsoever to complain about the new coins coming up soon. I have always said that Nigerians always expect the government to help them when they are not willing to help themselves either, and this coins issue is classic example.
Since the government doesn't care about us by deciding to place on us the inconvenience of lifting coins around then why cant we look for means to counteract the coins inconvenience? We all accept the fact that carrying stacks of coins in your pockets together with your phones is annoying, but someone can design a special kind of wallet that can flatten and conveniently house as many coins as possible and still make it fit conveniently and quietly in your pockets like coins doesn't exist. At least the coin friendly wallet would sell well enough for the designer and craftsman. Even a small hand wrist belt can be designed and crafted to house coins around its circumference conveniently. So what is the complaints all about?
As for ladies, they have no excuse not to use the coins at all cos the hand bags they carry about has excess room for it. If the hand bags become too heavy to carry about due to the coins, then ladies will have to consider dropping the 2 blackberries, mirrors, lipstick and powder they put in those bags, cos this time around we all have to use this coins unlike the fate of the previous ones, or else we will suffer for it.

The poster is talking about useless posts and he just created one.

After the new N5000 note has been introduced, armed robbers will realize that it has been made easier and encouraging for people to carry large sums of money in pockets, purses and little bags. This implies that these robbers will be more tempted to strike more often with the hope of hitting a jackpot in a single strike. Is this not possible?

But the baby resembles paw-paw (osita iheme) his friend. Did anyone notice that?

Did the OP read the message in the billboard at all? What doesnt he understand? But this not frontpage material at all.

As long as the northerners are there I will keep hating Nigeria.

flexdee: lust at first sight cos it takes time for LOVE to grow.

Love must not always grow like your cassava in your farm. Its not a general law. Some can happen like lightning.

When you see a nice car you like for the first time, you can say: I LOVE THAT CAR! So that means I lust for the car. Lol. Why cant I also say "WOW I LOVE THAT GIRL" when I see a lovely lady for the first time?

The consequences of finding shortcut greener pastures rather than working together to help Nigeria our country.

Is there no penalty for disobeying court orders? Someone explain.

No one can leave nairaland cos of frontage. By the time 50 more picture threads are sent to the frontpage posters will get used to it and stop complaining and the price of garri will reduce.

There are different levels of spanking. What I would do if the child provokes me to high extent is moderately tap him/her at the head or back.

Oya make dem begin blame GEJ

Wow this is good news to me cos I made up my mind long ago not to get married.

This is something interesting. But why have the political profs on Nairaland not said anything yet? Is it a joke? Or is it beyond them?

ocelot2006: And why can't the govt seal up the bridge till it's fully repaired?

And your comment also shows why I said Nigerians are not helping themseves. Are you waiting for govt to seal the bridge before you stop using it? One of the problems Nigerians have is that they over rely on government for everything. The masses should cooperate and seal the brigde themselves

And people still walk on it. When it collaspes and people die, the government will be accused of killing them. Why cant these folks stay away from the brigde since the authourity doesnt want to intervene? It is true that the government has been ineffective but the citizens are not helping themselves either.

For Nigerians the world will become a better place when garri sells for N5 a cup. Gej will get a second term easily if it happens.

MsDarkSkin: lmao @ thread.

You read the 5 pages?

bokohalal: More about the individual than the country's political or economic life.



What to say about Jamaica,Kenya or Ethiopia? They must be awash with billions of dollars and everyone is wealthy.

Scandinavia and petro-dollar rich Gulf states?

I mean the top 10 nations in the table with the most medals. Though it doesnt accurately conform to what am trying to say.

If you check the london olympics medals table you will discover that the countries grabbing most medals are those with a good level of economic and political stability, while countries such as Nigeria with almost zero stability are yet to get a medal. China and the united states are currently leading the medals table and this is a reflection of the political and economic rivalry between these two nations. Can anyone explain this?

ogugua88: Well, looks aren't everything to me. I don't give out compliments and I don't let compliments that I have received faze me. I enjoy a person's character and love debating an array of topics. I can be deceptive myself, so whoever's trying to deceive me may jam wahala.

I don't want to say that a woman who falls into such is weak, but after a while, some things make themselves obvious. Like I said earlier, if a guy is treating her how a caring boyfriend should, or how she expects him to treat her, then she's not losing in the situation at all.

You talk as if you can never fall into such but you are wrong. I didnt mention anything about looks or compliments. If you check the character, Someone can have a good outward character but may still not be sincere in his heart. But how would you know someones mind intentions well concealed? You can't.

I wonder why a single lady dropped an opinion so far.

Can we have a Nigerian version of this? I will emerge the champ.

Eleven contestants are coming to Times Square for the annual competition Wednesday afternoon. The winner gets $50,000. Competitors range from 16 to 24 years old. Last year's champion Austin Weirschke is coming back to defend his title.
The competition tests three skills: speed, accuracy and dexterity. There are three rounds to the competition: texting while blind-folded, texting with hands behind their backs and Text Blitz, where phrases are shown to the contestants for a length of time and they have to copy them as fast as they can.
The competition is sponsored by LG Electronics.

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ogugua88: How could a woman be in a relationship for three years and not know his true intentions? The only way for him to feign something of such nature is to immerse himself in an actual relationship with the woman, or at least be willing to deal with her, as in treating her, spending time, etc., just so that he could proceed to intimacy. I wouldn't catch myself in such a situation, but I'd be more than understanding of a woman who decides to remain in such a relationship. Three years no be beans. Just as he's working hard to have money to make her comfortable, she's putting in her own work to keep him satisfied, albeit her office na for bedroom lol.

What makes you think you can never fall into such a situation? How would you know his true intentions if it is well disguised? Are you a woman of God who sees into people's minds?