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justi4jesu:
Overhyped bank

Exactly. They have a technology they can't keep to speed with

msrita:
I actually think he's doing it on purpose too.
I used to always say that if were a guy I'll make girls fall for and do nothing about,I guess he that guides the universe decided to make me know what it feels like. But as a girl I don't make guys fall for me though ,I don't try at all ,I'm an effortless chic any day anytime . U wanna fall ? Cool, u don't want to ? Better.

Some guys don't like making the move all the time. Sometimes a simple good morning will indicate friendliness and humility on the girls part. But most girls will rather pass by than say hi. Believe me- those forward girls go farther in life than the proud ones, whether or not they are less beautiful

Seriously speaking, this is good news to me.

Do you want an alternative source of energy? Whether solar power or wind with inverters?


Then add me on 30ef4ca2.

I'm waiting for you!

crackhaus:
I really hope you asked me this question because you truly want to know the answer, and not in sly sarcasm.

Dude,
-2 + 7 = 5

-2 is negative, and counting upwards from -2 to +7 gives 9 digits (-1,0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7).

The position of 5 on that number line is lesser than 7, and the answer 5 itself is also lesser than 9 if you are to add 7 to 2.

The point is that at the end of any calculation involving positive and negative in whatever order they're placed, the answer will still be a reduction from the highest digit on the LHS of the equation and not an addition...

Do you get it?

That's traditional mathematics.
Don't try to explain how (-) + (+) ALWAYS gives negative.
Instead, say (-) * (+) is ALWAYS negative.
Hmmn! Mehn the girl sitting next to me is smelling seriously, I gotta go.

crackhaus:
Just for the fact that a woman is a woman and that a man is a man, there can never be equality in certain things...and if there's no total equality in all things, then that leaves us with total inequality.

Positive(+) + Negative(-) = Negative(-)

So (-2) + (+7) = (-5)?

That's some guts men!

Mogidi:
Christians in the SW may have been trampled upon but Christians in the North Central SS/SE have not been subjugated as the ones in the SW.
A Buhari/Fashola is a hint the SW and the North wants full sharia. We will not be part of it.

Please what is the meaning of sharia?

Muzikluva:
I laff,dnt mind dem oo let dem continue dreaming!

Instead of thinking of how we can stand up to our position as the giant of Africa by contributing meaningfully, we're thinking of how to lay our most minute burden on UN that is already laden with problems from Africa. One day we will beg NATO to help fight armed robbers

And you think the UN should shoulder all your responsibility including NYSC?

chingydaboss:
Thot it was da dss form..

Waiting patiently for it

Maybe you mean short service commission and not Direct short service commission, they are different. Short service is every July. And if you don't get it two years after nysc, you've missed it. Well except your dad is an admiral

A range is like a taxi in banana island. Try some thing more classy

Good day all,
If you are well grounded in programmable logic and control, and servo automation. Please drop your bb pin here and I'll add you. I have something for you.
Any Electrical/Electronics undergraduate or corp member in lagos state and its environs, who recognizes self improvement as a key to competence in today's world, and is ready to pursue a career in electronics circuit design, automation and control using pLC, should indicate his/her interest.

To tell me he doesn't have even 50million naira?, its a lie
And a bank loaned him? Is presidency business?

CaniiiceDim:
Biko, I want to ask;
Why is it very, very difficult to even get a babe's phone number from her when she is with her female friend(s).
The worst part be say;
The babe might be so willing to give you Ooo,,, But na so her friend go dey literary drag her comot away from you like winssh. Lmao

Why do ladies do this to their own friends?

Jusr say You don't know how to: I can collect a babes number even if she is with her family. Its my right
But then, why do I need her number if she's not grown enough to determine who she associates with by herself?

paramedic:
if you don't, who will?
or you looking for whom to call a cheap girl?
as far as the flag is green white and green,
it's your responsibility to initiate such

Typical Nigerian.

Is it a crime to tell the truth?

If another girl tells him she loves him and his head spins 360 degree, you'll complain he's cheating.

HARDDON:
Sure say, but hmmmmm, could u help us with d how he should lay d question across?

"Y don't u tell me u love me first?" Dock! Simply yuck!

U see, there r some things that comes naturally, if for 7 years she hasn't been able to express her self, aint no need.
Which should make a lady really shy : stripping n having a guy explore her nu8e body or looking @ her own guy n telling him how she feels?

Seriously HARDON, most girls don't express themselves verbally.

Akeelahtunez:
Sir wat I do wit my time n life
#kokanaye

Na wa o
Abi you don forget the first advice?

ayusco85:
who is anner banner? is she a banner specialist? or a banana seller?

Funny dude

Akeelahtunez:
Noted

Another Advice: its late. Go to bed, think about money, leave women alone

Akeelahtunez:
Plz nobody shd condemn...mi I av right 2my tots n opinions

Its d truth dat not every1 is extremely beautiful facially,but yes u can make use self look good in d eyes of d world

1. HAVE A SELFESTEEM: neva feel cus ur don't av a pretty face ur a lowlife,a neva do well,e.t.c it wudnt help u @all

2. HAVE A STANDARD: it is said if u don't stand 4sumtin u wud fall 4anytin,plz my dear stand 4sum.orelse man&woman alike wud rubbish u

3. APPLY FAKENESS: opps!!! I know sum peeps wudnt agree 2dis but,hey people are fasinated by wat dey see. So apply mascara,do braid, blah blah blah

4. READ: it applies 2evri1,but I wud use dis here. Ma, read wild,av d latest info's @ur beck n call,plzz be so informed abt tins,cus no knowledge is a waste

5. JOB: do sumtin, don't wait 4a man 2 holla @u..make urself n hotcake

6. SURGERY: if u av got d money sha ooo, abeg visit doctor 90210..just don't ova do it,maybe a nosejob, yansh enlargement,boobs wateva..remember people are attracted by wat dey see

7. FRIENDS: dey mar n make destinies,plzz move with positive peeps,idealistic,goal driven kinda frd. Wit dem u can sour.

8. MODESTY: its my last point..am not saying u shd ova do tins,but give urself sum class will u. Enuf of agbero,taxi driver etc,winking @u..be moDEST

If u av got an advice 4dis category of ladies add urs..

#plz am entitled 2my opinion so are u..
#plz connect ur brain wit ur hands..don't type trash

Advice to you; go and learn how to write correctly.

Congrats!
I can see your hearts beating fast cos its time.
You're staring at allowee through your rear view!

Upload the picture, interior and exterior, talk about the AC, airbag, transmission system, mileage cost and location

HARDDON:
Simply means u can now rock your phone while on board an airplane unlike b4 u r forced to switch it off or activate flight mode. Some airlines now even offer WiFi in flight both paid n free depending on d airline

U dig?

Not to my knowledge. Interference between the radio waves and the signals from the radar with equal frequency distorts communication.

Lovettokon:
I want to know why most young ladies between the age bracket of 25 and 43 have either pot bellies or swollen tummy when they are not even pregnant?

Please I wanna know

So that's your major problem now?
Hmmn! Your own is good oh

Keenysbojan:
I have been wondering why Nigerian students always use the word 'i was like ok' in every of their saying... I found it difficult to believe that 'i was like ok' is a correct short sentence, in English...

because I have sat down and think about this all over and over and over,and through research I found that there is no short sentence in English, like 'i was like ok'.. but some Nigerians are so terrible when it comes to the aspects of speaking or writing standard English...

A student of unilorin came to meet my big bro at home,and he said I have been trying your number since I left Lagos and I WAS LIKE OK LET ME CALL YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER TO CONFIRM..

immediately,I felt the 'spirit of bad English' in what he said above... since then I have been searching,I have been asking those who are highly educated and those who study English in universities.. if the use of I WAS LIKE OK is good to speak..

to nairelanders do any of you have anything to say about this topic... share your own points of view and let some 'BAD English speaker(s)' learn from you.. thanks

Yours Faithfully
k e e n y s b o j a n

Brother! You just dey draw rain for your self.

From the piece you put up here, your command in English Language is not impressive either. I wanted to correct the grammar you used " I sat down AND think over and over and over", but then when I read further, I found it easier to score you 10% than attempt to point out all the grammatical errors in your write-up.
I leave you with this proverb: when you point an accusing finger at anybody, watch out! You have 3 of your fingers pointing back at you.

hapiness44:
Mum and Dad snore a lot,its like a competition between them...lol...but the one that bothers me now is my younger bro,Morning,afternoon and night he snores anytime he sleeps,he his not fat at all..he is just 21 and he snores this loud,I wonder what will happen when he gets married.. Is snoring hereditary?

I wonder how your dad will love this post if he is following you on NL. Or maybe he'll prefer you just opened google and typed the key sentence "is snoring hereditary"

Gooci:
As we all know, today, Oct. 15, 2014 is a horn-free day in Lagos state. Am currently at ojuelegba, 4.am and I keep hearing the blast of horns as usual.

What's the situation like at your place;

Can we truly do without blastin our horns in Lagos?

It was a lame idea right from the start.
I would if I could install trumpets, piano, trombone, siren, and knockout. Not only horn. How else do you warn those drivers who don't know the use of side mirrors? Or the ones that don't know who has the right of way in a roundabout?

Acidosis:
if you don't want to associate, don't give the number/pin. Meanwhile, you can always block/delete any contact. Don't just watch the messages trooping without any response

I delete them straight up. No time

clubone05:
bro how would u like to be on the committee. ...

I want to keep it free...I choose gbagada cus its central and classy. .not to mention not too expensive. ..I no get plan to spend pass 100k for this party. ..even less gan..

guys bring their own drinks...music in the background. .it can't go wrong if fine girls dey..


mirexxx well done ooo..

I would have liked to.. But I'm working. I can't guarantee my location at any time.
You mean you want to spend 100k, keep it free and get nothing in return? Where's the money gonna come from? Open an account and tell big boys on NL to drop small thing

I'm here trying to guess how much one nigga is gonna make outta this parry mehn. imagine gate fee of 1k per shoe- that's 2k per head, and the guy rents the venue for 400k. How many nairalanders must come in order for the Op to make a profit of about 500k? E go hard sha. Use the beach. From gbagada to ajah is 200 naira. Anybody who can get to gbagada can get as well get to Eleguishi

I'm here trying to guess how much one nigga is gonna make outta this parry mehn. imagine gate fee of 1k per shoe- that's 2k per head, and the guy rents the venue for 400k. How many nairalanders must come in order for the Op to make a profit of about 500k? E go hard sha. Use the beach.

I'm here trying to guess how much one nigga is gonna make outta this parry mehn. imagine gate fee of 1k per shoe- that's 2k per head, and the guy rents the venue for 400k. Can 800 nairalanders make the event? 1.6m! Profit of 1.2. Oh boy! Literature section go throw their own party