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pweetyjade: my defination is a guy hu r
espects a lady

Yes!
'Respect' is what they call it.
'Obey' is what they are actually referring to

somsom: A gentleman is a man who does not exist, apart from my man.

That word 'my man' is disturbing!
I hope you don't control him?
Ladies! Please stay away from juju.

temigracie: ...a gentleman is someone who loves for who i am....loves me unconditionally.....makes me smile n blush always.....a perfect gentleman knows my weakness n loves me with it...

You don't get all of that by virtue of just being a woman, you EARN them by virtuous qualities. Every man is capable of being nice to women and children, but because of conditions of the real world, we act otherwise sometimes, a takes a good woman to bring out the good qualities in a man. A woman that doesn't nag and grumble all the time, a woman that appreciates and doesn't compare. It is better to be perceived as fierce if it will help you keep your position and authority as a man, than to be too loving and tender to the one who will quickly learn to make bad use of compassion.

Never did it
Its ZINA
Do not come close to ZINA
There is a recompense for our every action.
If you die tonight and your babe is cooking beans wearing pants and bra- just think about it

akaystum: Rain beat me seriously on my way to MM2 Airport, Lagos but its sunny on getting to Kano

Hope say no be plantain tree you dey call airport oh! Ehen!

I'm at home revising kung fu panda. Master shifu is about to die, po is actually the dragon warrior- he has the scroll. Before the rain stops, I may even sleep off. I'll go to work when I've finished sleeping. If my boss as much as frowns his face, I'll sue him. Did he not see it rained? Oh! Hot coffee, I almost forgot. Ja-rule (rainy days) got me shakking my head and reminiscing on my past life.

babeonline: You can try Timeless vision foundation. They help people with disabilities.

Email: Info@timelessvision.org

Nigerian number:08068881260

Texas number:9726973272

Name of founder of the organization is Ayo Awe.

He has a disability too(one eye).

May God bless you for posting this here.
Same with the founder.

marieolae: yes I will, because 5 other guys have asked her the same question.

Its time for guys to learn how to bone girls and their rotten pride! Its works for me. I never give a damn no matter how fine she is. If she is not humble and friendly, if she lacks the spirit I love in human beings, then she's not worth talking to. Chase girls with brains and quality because ALL girls have boobs and vaginas!

Gwizatasie: Like say him no dey smoke am.....make him go catch him predecessor wey dey smoke like die.....Lagos and crazy laws *looks left and right lights up a big jumbo size weed*them no fit catch me jhor na we we *coughs*

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Ezemmuo1: dear blakky....please can you explain this scripture to me written more than 5000 years ago Job 26:7" He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing."

Use google.

Okijajuju1: The threads topic reads: Interesting facts about the bible..

His post contains such interesting facts hence it belongs on this thread. In fact, his post carries more facts than the OPs post.

Thanks.

Thanks bro!

BrotherJohn: Some people are just too sick that only God can help them! I think you're one of them, was this thread for picking out what you claim to be bible mistakes? Why can't you just start another thread instead of hijacking this one?

Here again!
We have a 'holy person' spitting fire and throwing stones with his mouth. I guess you just opened your church, so you don't like your flock of sheep seeing my post. I understand bro! Take it easy. The bible is not your dad's book. So don't abuse people who are critical of its 'authentic and divine' origin.
I heard one paul or was it peters who had too many bottles of rum one night, picked an ink, and contributed his quota to the building of what is called bible (actually book in greek) today. Stop reading that book, read science books instead. Don't get your brains warped in fairy tales. Bible is more for kids and hypocrites.
And talking about sickness, it takes the sickness out of a person to argue or defend what he cannot deny. If you see me on ground, I assure you, you'll address me as 'sir' I won't tell you why.

21. How many were the children of Bethel and Ai?

* Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:28)
* One hundred and twenty-three (Nehemiah 7:32)

22. Ezra 2:64 and Nehemiah 7:66 agree that the total number of the whole assembly was 42,360. Yet the numbers do not add up to anything close. The totals obtained from each book is as follows:

* 29,818 (Ezra)
* 31,089 (Nehemiah)

23. How many singers accompanied the assembly?

* Two hundred (Ezra 2:65)
* Two hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:67)

24. What was the name of King Abijahs mother?

* Michaiah, daughter of Uriel of Gibeah (2 Chronicles 13:2)
* Maachah, daughter of Absalom (2 Chronicles 11:20) But Absalom had only one daughter whose name was Tamar (2 Samuel 14:27)

25. Did Joshua and the Israelites capture Jerusalem?

* Yes (Joshua 10:23, 40)
* No (Joshua 15:63)

26. Who was the father of Joseph, husband of Mary?

* Jacob (Matthew 1:16)
* Hell (Luke 3:23)

27. Jesus descended from which son of David?

* Solomon (Matthew 1:6)
* Nathan(Luke3:31)

28. Who was the father of Shealtiel?

* Jechoniah (Matthew 1:12)
* Neri (Luke 3:27)

29. Which son of Zerubbabel was an ancestor of Jesus Christ?

* Abiud (Matthew 1: 13)
* Rhesa (Luke 3:27) But the seven sons of Zerubbabel are as follows: i.Meshullam, ii. Hananiah, iii. Hashubah, iv. Ohel, v.Berechiah, vi. Hasadiah, viii. Jushabhesed (I Chronicles 3:19, 20). The names Abiud and Rhesa do not fit in anyway.

30. Who was the father of Uzziah?

* Joram (Matthew 1:
* Amaziah (2 Chronicles 26:1)

31. Who was the father of Jechoniah?

* Josiah (Matthew 1:11)
* Jeholakim (I Chronicles 3:16)

32. How many generations were there from the Babylonian exile until Christ?

* Matthew says fourteen (Matthew 1:17)
* But a careful count of the generations reveals only thirteen (see Matthew 1: 12-16)

33. Who was the father of Shelah?

* Cainan (Luke 3:35-36)
* Arphaxad (Genesis II: 12)

34. Was John the Baptist Elijah who was to come?

* Yes (Matthew II: 14, 17:10-13)
* No (John 1:19-21)

35. Would Jesus inherit Davids throne?

* Yes. So said the angel (Luke 1:32)
* No, since he is a descendant of Jehoiakim (see Matthew 1: I 1, I Chronicles 3:16). And Jehoiakim was cursed by God so that none of his descendants can sit upon Davids throne (Jeremiah 36:30)

36. Jesus rode into Jerusalem on how many animals?

* One - a colt (Mark 11:7; cf Luke 19:3 5). And they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their garments on it; and he sat upon it.
* Two - a colt and an Bottom (Matthew 21:7). They brought the Bottom and the colt and put their garments on them and he sat thereon.

37. How did Simon Peter find out that Jesus was the Christ?

* By a revelation from heaven (Matthew 16:17)
* His brother Andrew told him (John 1:41)

38. Where did Jesus first meet Simon Peter and Andrew?

* By the sea of Galilee (Matthew 4:18-22)
* On the banks of river Jordan (John 1:42). After that, Jesus decided to go to Galilee (John 1:43)

39. When Jesus met Jairus was Jairus daughter already dead?

* Yes. Matthew 9:18 quotes him as saying, My daughter has just died.
* No. Mark 5:23 quotes him as saying, My little daughter is at the point of death.

40. Did Jesus allow his disciples to keep a staff on their journey?

* Yes (Mark 6:
* No (Matthew 10:9; Luke 9:3)

I believe the Bible to be the work of man that has been corrupted many hundreds of times over the years to fit in with the ideology of the times. Many of you choose to read and take all the Bibles writings as being true and accurate without question. I am more open minded and willing to question the facts.

I do not want to attack anybody, but below are a list of contradictions in the Holy Bible and I would be interested in hearing from people and how such mistakes and errors can be possible in the book of God?



1. Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?

* God did (2 Samuel 24: 1)
* Satan did (I Chronicles 2 1:1)

2. In that count how many fighting men were found in Israel?

* Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
* One million, one hundred thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)

3. How many fighting men were found in Judah?

* Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
* Four hundred and seventy thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)

4. God sent his prophet to threaten David with how many years of famine?

* Seven (2 Samuel 24:13)
* Three (I Chronicles 21:12)

5. How old was Ahaziah when he began to rule over Jerusalem?

* Twenty-two (2 Kings 8:26)
* Forty-two (2 Chronicles 22:2)

6. How old was Jehoiachin when he became king of Jerusalem?

* Eighteen (2 Kings 24:
* Eight (2 Chronicles 36:9)

7. How long did he rule over Jerusalem?

* Three months (2 Kings 24:
* Three months and ten days (2 Chronicles 36:9)

8. The chief of the mighty men of David lifted up his spear and killed how many men at one time?

* Eight hundred (2 Samuel 23:
* Three hundred (I Chronicles 11: 11)

9. When did David bring the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem? Before defeating the Philistines or after?

* After (2 Samuel 5 and 6)
* Before (I Chronicles 13 and 14)

10. How many pairs of clean animals did God tell Noah to take into the Ark?

* Two (Genesis 6:19, 20)
* Seven (Genesis 7:2). But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into the ark (Genesis 7:8-9)

11. When David defeated the King of Zobah, how many horsemen did he capture?

* One thousand and seven hundred (2 Samuel 8:4)
* Seven thousand (I Chronicles 18:4)

12. How many stalls for horses did Solomon have?

* Forty thousand (I Kings 4:26)
* Four thousand (2 chronicles 9:25)

13. In what year of King Asa's reign did Baasha, King of Israel die?

* Twenty-sixth year (I Kings 15:33 - 16:
* Still alive in the thirty-sixth year (2 Chronicles 16:1)

14. How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?

* Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)
* Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)

15. Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?

* Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)
* Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)

16. Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?

* Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)
* Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)

17. How many were the children of Zattu?

* Nine hundred and forty-five (Ezra 2:
* Eight hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:13)

18. How many were the children of Azgad?

* One thousand two hundred and twenty-two (Ezra 2:12)
* Two thousand three hundred and twenty-two (Nehemiah 7:17)

19. How many were the children of Adin?

* Four hundred and fifty-four (Ezra 2:15)
* Six hundred and fifty-five (Nehemiah 7:20)

20. How many were the children of Hashum?

* Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:19)
* Three hundred and twenty-eight (Nehemiah 7:22)

Donkaz: This post is definitely not from a nigerian perspective.

In nigeria,what you study does not matter.with 'long legs' you can work any where you want.

Exactly!
My cousin is in Mobil. I won't say what she studies because she's a true-blue Nairalander and chances are that she will know its me referring to her.

MissMalia: Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn nd u too...I luv u jare#muaaaaahhhhhh......*buh I luv ma boo more oooo*....

My head turned 360 degree just now I won't lie when I saw what came after ' u too'

God saved me the day I stole my mums car at 17, I don't know what I did to one mumu soldier when he started chasing me. That day I became perfect! I run e no catch me. But for the next 6 months, I became motor phobic

yorke1: Good for her. Only if most girls can emulate her and face book and not facebook.

If na only facebook dem dey look, e for good. They should stop looking at my zip any time I'm easing my self.

TheRealAdonye: I stopped liking Maths when they started adding letters to it.. If na only numbers, I for don win this prize tey tey..

You're funny bro!

MissMalia: which 1 b video.abeg I no ready 2 leave ma matrimonial hum o#winkz nd 4 doz doubtn thomas,leave dem na dia wahala.wu knwz may b u r 1 of dem.Lol.

Lol. You have a sense of humor. Some other women would have just abused me instantly. May your kids love you more than fat kids love cake.

MissMalia: Lemon Fresh...

Please snap the container of your cream, and uplaod a video of yourself when you are rubbing it, because some doubting thomas here on NL believe you use vegetable oil (ororo). I want to us to clear their doubt

MrsBreezy: I won't be marrying a man when I don't know his sexual status.

What is the disadvantage of marrying a virgin?

MrsBreezy: Through the other women who couldn't make it to the wifey position.

How will you know he's a virgin anyway if he doesn't tell you?

MrsBreezy: My name also state BREEZY implying that I am married to Chris Brown. Obviously it's more of a fantasy and fact. I would say no. Need I remind you the thread is about marrying a virgin. I'm not so desperate for sex I'd get it off anyone.

So how will your proposed husband get the experience you desire?

When I think about the greatness of GOD. I shed tears

gbaskiboy: CARO WHITE

You mean mama cakro?

MrsBreezy: Looool I've neither sorry. Daughter :O I'm appalled how old do u think I am :O

No need to be appalled because there's a MRS in your name. Not MISS. Okay tell me- if a 14 year old boy comes to beg you to let him have s3x with you just so that he gets the experience, how would you respond?

MrsBreezy: Nah I wouldn't marry a virgin

Okay, can I learn with your daughter or sister?

I'll trick her I am positive, and that my job is threatened. Will she walk away?

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