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freecocoa: Duh! Why would a man who took a vow go after a single woman? What's wrong with his wife?

Go after her to do what? Explain oh!

I wan ma-ray, but you see?..........
No baybe!

Suspects? Our prisons are packed, and. All filled with suspects

I quickly zip up and hide my wallet

Which of the crush?

1-1

When meat don scarce for bush, lions and tigers have agreed to do joint hunting and sharing, may your parachute not land at the venue of their meeting ooh!

Extom: The only way to survive plane crash; Don't Board!!!

Even while you are in your toilet pupu-ing, sosoliso airline can drop on your head

Baba- a respectful title
Example
MR A: boss
MR B: baba I greet you.
MR A; how far
MR B: I bam oh! Which way?


Feeding rats- a term used to describe the irrelevance of a particular action
Example:
MR A; how far your babe that year?
MR B; baba I don free am, na feeding rat for my sight
MR A; unto which level
MR B; she dey suck wallet like winch, I nor know weda you dey feel my cruise?
MR A: I get idea for that matter, my own dey suck pocket as mosquito take dey suck blood
MR B; you dey feel my head boss!

Watin dey play- what's happening
Example
Mr A: why all this. Guys dey line up front of bank door na?
Mr B: na only one door dey work
Mr A: then make dem open am down make every body pass once na?
Mr B; na watin suppose play be that.

Chau- eat
Example
Mr A; broda make we bounce
Mr B: where we dey enter?
Mr A: make we go chau for mama Zinton
Mr B: how far I no strong oh
Mr A: no worry
Mr B; you bam!


Dey with me- a term used by ekosodin boys to invite you for a slap and extortion
Example:
Mr A: guy why you dey look me abi you lost your persin?
Mr B: *ignores
Mr A: guy show! I dey call you
Mr B: good afternoon. My mummy said I should not talk to strangers
Mr A: see ehn? Dey with me! Dey with me first!
* two slaps
Mr. A; na ur mama say make you dey use iphone for campus abi? You no dey read book? Guy watin be ur G.p? Make I hold that phone for you. Tell ur mama say na extinguisher seize am! No level for your papa.

90 percent of todays girls have all these qualities

don't know what to write so I'm giving you waffles recipe:

2 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups milk

1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon white sugar
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:
Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth.
Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot.

I don't have a babe

fr3do: This is part of the scheme to dampen the efforts of the Authorities in battling boko haram.
Recolonization is just shacking some people.

You are a big foool. Don't ask why

You get money?
Fine boy no money. He hand writing fine but he no know book!
No level! Guy gimme space jor!

Good day all,
I'm a very good person
If you need inverter with solar panels and long lasting deep cycle batteries, don't be shy please, you are not alone. Speak out, reach me on 30ef4ca2. Bye (as in good bye to lightout and diesel burning

Good day all,
I'm a very good person
If you need inverter with solar panels and long lasting deep cycle batteries, don't be shy please, you are not alone. Speak out, reach me on 30ef4ca2. Bye (as in good bye to lightout and diesel burning)

Say NO to extra-marital s3x and Boko Haram.

Good day all,
I'm a very good person
If you need inverter with solar panels and long lasting deep cycle batteries, don't be shy please, you are not alone. Speak out, reach me on 30ef4ca2. Bye (as in good bye to lightout and diesel burning)

unyours: This is just my opinion and many guys have only a teenage will counter me on that! Dealing with teenage girls had always been a no-go-area for me. They just act too immature, over sensitive and inexperience. They are also too proud and pompous of themselves you don't even dare stop them on the way to ask for direction. Don't think about complimenting them for you just get a hiss or some other sort of arrogancy. Don't dare to correct them especially concerning their dressing cos it's just What You Seek Is What You Find(Wysiwyf - synonym for hot-dirty-slap). My friend once asked a teenage girl to adjust her dress to cover her expose panties na so the girl recharge 1500 for my guy face. Throughout that day na so my guy hold hand for face like person weh dey make call. I pity the guy... Teenage girls are really frustrating and difficult to deal with... Stay out of them and stay out of trouble. Well if you ain't intolerant like me, i wish you goodluck!

Unyours speaking for...
#teamMaturedAndGrownupBabes

I don't talk to them. I neither greet them nor expect their greeting, nor do I look at them to their awareness. Any teenage girl with focus will respect a responsible adult male or female. So their characters speak loads of their background. Childhood poverty contributes to rudeness and intolerance. So leave girls like that alone. Only time can teach them the lesson they didn't learn from home. Once they get to age 33, they suddenly become very holy and virtuous. Concentrate on having good character and financial security, and leave teenage girls and bush women alone

mrceo63: 8. Judit Polgar (IQ 170)
She was born on 23rd July 1976, in Hungary. With an IQ of 170, she is the strongest female chess player in history. She achieved the title of Grand-master when she was 15 years old and was the youngest to do so until then. She is the only
woman to have won a game from a current world number one player and has defeated former
world champions in either rapid or classical chess.
Her childhood went through a lot of struggle and chess as a specialized subject. Her father used to believe that if trained properly, anyone could be
a genius in any subject. Believing in her father, Judit fought with the Hungarian chess committee
as women were not allowed to play with men.
Based on similar grounds, she was not given the title of grandmaster even being nominated many
times.
With 2 sisters in her life, her childhood went under complete specialisation of chess with them
as her father appointed them for home schooling.
Trained in her early years by her sister Susan.
Judit was not the sister with the most talent, explaining "Judit was a slow starter, but very hard-working." Polgár described herself at that age as "obsessive" about
chess. She first defeated an International Master, Dolfi Drimer, at age 10, and a grandmaster, Lev
Gutman, at age 11.
In late 1986, ten-year-old Judit defeated 52-year- old Romanian International Master Dolfi Drimer in the Adsteam Lidums International Tournament in
Adelaide, Australia. Edmar Mednis said he played his best game of the tournament against Judit. "I
was careful in that game", he said.
"Grandmasters don't like to lose to 10-year-old girls, because then we make the front page of all the papers."
"I always say that women should have the self-confidence that they are as good as male players, but only if they are willing to work and take it seriously as much as male players" said Judith.
She has been the #1 rated woman in the world since 1989 (when she was 12 years old).
On August 13, 2014,
she announced her retirement from competitive chess.

This is my number one on the list. I wish I could play like her sha. I for use am humble don tonero

graciousolo: ...When the time is right I'll learn how to play chess.

Easy to learn, hard to win. Play chess Titan on window vista.

Wtf! This topic is about cockroach? Oh! You've crossed the boundary. I'm out!

Wtf!
Made a 2-2, but me and all my friends are as rich as fcvk!
I just went back to miami to collect the boxers I forgot in a hotel
And I dont buy roasted plantain except its wrapped with the original copy of a first class certificate. You know why? Simple; I can pay to make it happen.
Wtf you talked about? Respect them? Wharrrt?
Oh! Poor john my driver, he'll loose his job now because he doesn't have a firstclass, the next driver will. What other form of respect can they wish for aftrall? Its a priviledge to drive me





Oh! Somebody wake me I'm dreaming!

msmon: Hey ladies and gentlemen,
I just want to ask what it meant for a lady to be a wife material because this has become a popular statement and excuse from guys nowadays.

I have seen a relationship (i.e courtship) that lasted 3 years and only to break-up because the lady isn't a 'wife material'

I was recently having a conversation with my colleagues on the essence of getting married as a young man, and you what I get. Aside the popular excuse of no job, no money bla bla bla, most ladies are not a 'wife material'.

So, what does it mean to a wife material? How can one determine which lady is a wife material. This a thread where all opinion is welcomed from both male and female.

#notimetoeditpls

One that sees beyond immediate gains. Not one infected with this 'gimme this, gimme that syndrome shiit' one who doesn't compare, nag and is forever happy. One that wants to see you grow, and dresses because she wants to be attractive to you and not every man in the world. One that doesn't sit down dreaming of riches while in a position to make a difference.

deeobserver209: The civilian JTF and others can serve as Intel for the military. What is needed is information about the movement of Boko Haram. Surely Boko Haram agents are everywhere disguised as concerned citizens. They move freely spying and seeking soft and weak targets to attack.
Massive intelligence, information and total cooperation from all citizens of Bornu State is what is needed to counter Boko Haram terrorist attack. Arming the youths at this time would not only be counter productive but a recipe for disaster.
More grease to the Nigerian Army.

Exactly.
It happened in Odi before in Bayelsa state, where the then governor permitted an unconventional police that later started constituting a nuisance by making checkpoints, extorting people and even killing unjudicially. It was an effort to conquer that force that de tolerated to Obasanjo's decision to send soldiers with tanks to cleanse that community. History is only repeating it self. looking around the world, I ask my self, what nation would indulge civilians to take up arms even? None! I hope the Giant of Africa is part of the 'NONE'

Bad Idea!
Remember what happened in Odi when an unduly recognized force was used to achieve the task meant for a federal body like the police or army?
After achieving their aim, and in a bid to advance their relevance and success story, they will seek to find a place in the government, they will undermine the law, they will become un coordinated, unknown, unconventional, they'll mount road blocks and barricades, and if their mission is getting completed in a while they see as too brief for stardom, they may even start bombing places just to impose their necessity on the government. It is not advisable. they will become a nuisance that the government will suffer to expunge. Releasing an army of 10,000 foot men on the streets who cannot be recognized or held accountable for their excesses is tantamount to returning to chaos and barbarism. Some of them will rob supermarkets and rape beautiful women. If they must do it, let them be duly registered, given laws and regulations that they don't cross their boundaries and become another political tool for corrupt leaders. Read THE PRINCE by nicolo machiaveli. By the way, what's the matter that soldiers are retreating?

LaurelP: Present
She's on point plus these

1. Disgracing a guy openly just to feel fly

I go slap am

Fourwinds: infact I'm quilty of dis one. I don dey plan to get dat gas now. kerosene no dey last maybe dem dey mix am with something

Me talking; its next week I want to buy my own. Although I don't have stove. I've not been cooking. I'm a young nigga just settling down

harffie: This applies to moi....infact I jes I spent 3k for bukka inside Lekki!
Crazy when I saw my bills!

Bukka hut?

Using kerosene stove and buying kerosene everyday and washing back of pot instead of buying gas cooker and refilling it every 3 months

Very true!
Stop sending Nigerian babes
They're not worth it
Kenyans, togoleese, cotonoueese, Ghanians are all finer and better behaved
Naija babes are boring and unnecessarily proud