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ALKARULEZ615:
hehehehehehehe..... Don't tell me u believed that dude

I don't doubt people, because nobody lies in saudi Arabia where I schooled and live lol

ALKARULEZ615:
Never can tell if he is bisexual
You want him to rape me?

Btw, can't travel to Nigeria just to pay a visit to Pa Muse or wateva his name is. The last time I visited Nigeria was 3 years ago. Did that cos I had to congratulate my childhood friend, ur president, Jonathan on his victory.

That's by the way tho; just so you'd know, I left Malaga for California, USA six months ago. I own nine estates there; I'd need an overseer and I reckon you should apply through my Personnel Manager cos I'd leave for Nottingham, England in a few days. Just apply for the post, my good friend. Ur remuneration would be something to tell mama about.

Funny @ jonathan
Please tell us: did he really have no shoes when you guys were growing up?

Samsonklin:
who was there wen it ws hapenin? na who video dem wen she dey b the pikin... abegi, dis one na anoda story 4 d gods.
Imagine! u went to visit som1 nd caught a maid doin dis to a kid, instead of telin her to stop, u went bak to bring a camera to video,. na wa for una o.. na evrytin una dey believe?
RHETORICAL QUESTION though

Please what color is the sun where you live?
You want to become a hero when you get back? Take a mirror along and show your people. Youl be the next king.

coogar:
i am not sure the maid is female. surely, females are not capable of this kinda violence. only men are known to do this type of ish.

Congrats! You've just brought stuupidity to a new low level.

Benz, peogeot, ford, bmw, volvo, Volks wagen, toyota,... Good brands
nissan, hyundai, mitsubuishi, mazda,.... Otherwise cars

jennykadry:
I saw this video and have only one thing to say.....Hand that maid over to me for 5 minutes,...just five minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnvqQcBEvA

Saw it,
Couldn't watch it

fruityjojo:
Waist beads, Ankle chains due to mami water superstition

Perfect body

Prettybecca:
He always gives the silent treatment. I try to talk to him when issues come up, whether my fault or his but always end up fighting, then silent treatment begins again.
Maybe na to join am for the silent treatment na cos I'm not a mumu.

You need a holiday in mali and Malawi, and when you return, nobody will try you with cold treatment again

Prettybecca:
lol, i no sneak o. How far na?

I firm oh! How you?

Prettybecca:
hey! Whats up H****m?
Shhhhh! Its me.

But this jeans ure wearing is still recognizable. You only changed the top.

Prettybecca:
whats up H****m?
Shhh! Its me.

Heeey. Okkkk, you sneaked out? Passed the back door? Ure my type! Let's go!

Medunah:
NO!!!! Are guys even worth it??

I understand you had a bad experience and probably want to smite all boys with the sharpest sword you can lay your hands on. But my advice is that you seat down, take a deep breathe, a cup of cold water, and then make your comment again. Youl discover the second comment has less logical flaws and that you are happier with yourself.

liricyst:
A quarrelsome lady

Same here!
Malice women with dads from MALI, Mum from MALAWI, friends from MALAYSIA

Tied to achievement.
I'm 22, just graduated. (Oh wow! Wow! Ur so young)
I'm 32, just graduated. (Oga! Congrats oh!)
He's 38, he needs a job. (At that age?)
Dangote is 48. (Damn! Still a young man oh!)

SirHouloo:
All the shout from drivers and Conductors, where you wan make dem dey refill strength sharperly

That stuff isn't Igbo or rizler as you think, its a yoruba native medicine. I once thought so too.

beckyomas:
yea yea, they are reading or probably resting, 'headache'.

Okay when they come let them check the update on the wall. Signed by dean.

quote author=beckyomas post=28257942]
yea yea, they are reading or probably resting, 'headache'.[/quote]Okay when they come let them check the update on the wall. Signed by VC

beckyomas:
ok its true. You should be your brothers keeper.

Just checked common room, nobody. Where are all these students?

beckyomas:
what is your own?

My own is that he should not enter front of trailer because he's examining a particular butt to know if its real or fake

OshovieWilliams:
You can easily tell if a girl's buttocks is fake by observing her attitudes towards herself and others.

1. She is very conscious of it: when a girl is overly conscious of her buttocks all the time, it could be a sign that it is fake. Maybe she feels inadequate about it; maybe she feels something that should be hidden is been shown. If she's wearing a butt pad, she may be wondering if there are bulges that could be suspicious.

2. She wants you to look at it. Go on-line and see photos of fake butts with the owners having a thing in common-"look at my....!"-they all want you to look at it.
Even in the real world, the real naturally beautiful girls don't even have time for beauty contests.
Unu na-anugo?

3. They price it too much. Since it boosts their self-esteem, it becomes a treasure to them. Most girls with natural bigger sized butts don't even have time for it. To them, there is more to their lives than that: it doesn't solve their problems; it rather attracts lucherous or "irresponsible" males to them. But those with the fake ones, always brag about it.

If you have more, feel free to add.
Let's educate and enlighten our brothers, together.

You have time.

venomous:
I don't believe any of this...... Am a 500l optometry student in UNIBEN and never have I heard lecturers talk about cyanic acid or have I read any book that substantiate this claim..... garri has no effect on the eyes.....hostelites or boarding school student should have gone blind by now

Wtf! Don't ekosodites or BDpites have bags of G-4 in their rooms?

MizTyna:
I better go blind! I love drinking garri with chilled water and kilishi

May you not go blind.
Watch your tongue,
Or rather fingers!

Princecalm:
And this keeps me wondering why some boarding students has not gone blind

H*V*!!!!

100Cents:
Silent treatment is a sign of immaturity, pride, vain glory, self centeredness, stubbornness, discontent, disloyalty.

Its also a shame that people who engage in this attitude boast about it. One lady was boasting about giving her bf/Ex the silent treatment for one year.

" He still calls me and wants me, I promise him I am coming but I won't go, just posting him ".

She is taking pride in making someone a fool and being untrustworthy herself.

Very sweet if the guy stumbles on one sudden 100m naira.

deb6:
Silence treatment is bad n a sign of immaturity.
Why not say ur mind n 4get about the issue instead of keeping silent n habouring evil thoughts.

Exactly! if I discover a girl is very good at it, and uses it to get me feeling guilty, I'll break the relationship up no matter at what stage. I'll rather live with my walls, tv, door, kettle, bucket,a dog or parrot than a closed minded, numb partner. At least they all can't frown faces even though they don't talk

Livingwalker:
funny lie

Na lie?

beckyomas:
and shut me out like that? Not fair. Ur numbers aren't going through.

Not exactly. One very black boy used my power bank to charge his 3310 and drained it. Can I make it up with SORRY? THANKS in anticipation of a positive response

beckyomas:
where have you been na? Been worried about you. Lol! I got that!

Hahahahaha. Yo smart. Been out and about.

beckyomas:
@ op, I'll let it pass for the fact that you said 'most girls' and not 'all girls'.
Anyway, its a simple issue. The next time you give her something and she doesn't appreciate or tell you thank you, just call her back and ask her why, then preach to her. She would change or probably continue, then you make your decision (tell her to 4uck off if she doesn't change), she no work d money for you.

Nice one!
I know a girl that always says sorry and thanks afterall. So what are they telling me?

egift:
Tell that to all the 1000s of People that has died under Jonathan's watch, the Unemployed youths and pregnant woman that died when Jonathan organized a non-existing Immigration Job Scam.

Jonathan organized immigration recruitment? Wow!

Abbey2sam:
And you believe this, you can believe anything

ok, I'm the governor of Adamawa state....believe that

Broda, its not easy oh

Wittylens:
LOL! Go and work on your ENGLISH , Use of Comma And Fullstop!!!

I couldn't read this sh*t you just wrote

Fp-worthy articles should at least be void of bad grammar