₦airaland Forum

I love the smell of baby powder. I use it a lot when i am home esp weekends and nights.

I don't have any advice just words of encouragement. Continue to be strong. I pray that God hears your prayers. Amen.

So they want to elect a boko haram member as chairman? Not my problem.

Abeg shut up about UK standards. It is the private schools that are good. Most of their primary and secondary schools are rubbish. My classmate joined us in JS 1 and did not know anything not even 12 times table. She was always struggling in school but after several extra classes and so on she was able to catch up as she is quite intelligent. Her sister was not so lucky and had to repeat a class.

Go to UK and tell me if they can even spell. They are so behind when you compare at primary and secondary school. It is when you get to university that they shine more. Why don't they go to university so much? It is cause they are not able to cope. Nigerians go to their universities and outshine them.

Those who have foreign masters should tell the house how many of their English classmates came out with distinction. That is why they keep looking for foreign students.

This is the first caucasian pup i have seen that is black?

Anything else to learn?

Abeg, all these uneducated folks should shut up already. Who said baby friendly totally stops your period/ovulation? I did baby friendly for 10months but my period returned after 1 month. Ask the people that wear the shoes where it pinches and do not assume for them.

@ Dasparrow, u be proper mumu. Wetin, na you dey born d pikin? Did she beg u 4 money to feed them? Why all the bile? This will make it the 2nd child she will have and u are talking of multiples as if u dey her future. Bad belle people, go and face ur own family. If u like give 10yrs gap, na u sabi. The poster will have a second child and can then focus on rearing them and her career while u will be there counting days till u can allow ur sperm to find their mark (if they are able). Na ur type go dey retire but will still have 1 child in primary school. Olofofo.
Are u even married sef? Next time think b4 u open that gutter u call a mouth. Ode oshi.

They should start with all those special assistants, ministers etc. They are unproductive.

Bia, why are you on the internet and not celebrating somewhere?

It is good to have them together then you can leave childbearing and focus on child rearing and your career.

Richvkunt:
^^^
Op,
Please ignore this lunacy masked as advice.
This is what happens when lunatics start to run an asylum.
People who should receive advise on their degenerate lifestyle start dishing it out to others.

Trailer crushes graduate selling roasted yam in Ekiti

Today, I read about a tragic story in Ikere-Ekiti on Tuesday as the back of a trailer detached, hit an abandoned tanker and crushed a 27-year-old graduate selling roasted yam.

Although the lady was rescued and taken to a hospital immediately after the accident, she later died after about two hours.

The lady, Busayo Akogun, a graduate of College of Education, Ikere-Ekiti, was said to be assisting her mother at a roadside kiosk when the accident occurred. Her mother was also said to have been crushed against the wall of a filling station and sustained a serious injury.

One of the eyewitnesses, Mr. Adekunle Olowolafe, said the legs of the mother were crushed.

Blood stains were seen in the rubble while personal effects of the victims littered the scene when our correspondent visited the area.

But the grill and the local oven on which the lady and her mother were roasting the yam were still standing while the roasted yams were well set on the grill.

Policemen and officials of the Federal Road Safety Corps who arrived the scene quickly evacuated the victims to a hospital.

But some of the sympathisers who assisted the officials later returned and said Akogun had died.

Also, two trailers and a Golf car were involved in another accident at Aramoko-Ekiti on Tuesday.

Eyewitnesses told our correspondent on the telephone that the trailers collided and their impact affected the car.

The Police Public Relations Officer in Ekiti State, Mr. Mohammed Jimoh, who confirmed the accidents to our correspondent, said two persons were injured in the Ikere accident and nobody was injured in Aramoko.

Meanwhile, the Deputy Governor of the state, Mrs. Funmi Olayinka, who was among those who first visited the Ikere-Ekiti accident scene, has cautioned drivers to always obey traffic rules.

The deputy governor who noted that over speeding and lack of consideration for other road users was common among trailers’ drivers, warned them to be cautious on the road.

Happy Birthday CC. May God bless you plenty and may you have a long and fulfilled life.

What makes u guys think he is a student? He was driving by and happened upon them. U guys need to comprehend what you read.

It was what I wanted but God had a different plan. God dey.

The op is no longer interested. We can all keep our advice to ourselves.

This Mrs Chima sef, do u listen to d stuff coming out of your mouth? She should leave the school (after 6yrs) and start afresh? Is that how u tackle setbacks, by running away?
Please just shut up already. You have repeated yourself enough times.

@ poster, do you work? It is just household chores so no big deal in doing them. Men usually feel those things are women stuff. I have my husband's cousin, a female for that matter, who does not clean up after herself. I just shrug and do it, its really no biggie. Can't imagine my husband's brother coming to stay with us and i tell him to wash his plates. What is the difference between washing two plates and washing three plates. About him not knocking, you can politely tell him to do so next time.

Stop complaining to your husband, it will only make him look at u as a nag.

I remember when a friend of mine had a lecturer on her case. The guy asked her to meet him in his office in town (not on campus) she went with her boyfriend (not husband sef). The guy engaged the lecturer in conversation, really washed his head and made him feel so important. That was the last of that. In fact, the lecturer was always praising her in class.

I don't know about this money thingy. That is among you, your husband and the lecturer.

Wish you did not pay him any money. How do u know that the guy has not kept some sort of evidence of the money incase you decide to mess him up?

So u think that one month is enough time to change his mind? Stick with him, maybe he has not really made up his mind. He is using it as a way to test you. He wants to know if you are serious with him and if you will stick by him. Continue to wash his clothes, sleep with him, clean his house, feed him(with you own money o) and wait for him to see what he will be missing.

Seriously. Is it not possible to get a valid travel insurance from like Royal mail?

Just a simple JV needed. They will still get the full amount and govt bears the rest. When we still pay for their food, etc, how will they feel what we are feeling?

Sorry o.

I really mean that you should have a Happy Birthday, Perx.

You can get the marriage annulled meaning it will never register that you were married so you won't be a divorcee if that is what you are scared about. Na u use him thing do juju? Why are u so insistent on staying with him?

Happy Birthday. Seems like you had some fun.

[size=14pt]On twitter people follow people who are more beautiful than they are[/size]

Lagos – Groundbreaking research into the online behaviour of Nigerians has revealed that people on microblogging site, twitter, tend to follow people who are better looking than they are.


This rule only falters when the subject is male and they come across a twitter account with a bosom avatar. In this case they follow the account without even seeing the face of the owner of the bosoms.


The research carried out by students of a leading Nigerian university also discovered that Nigerians on Facebook seem to think that GOD has a Facebook account or at least checks the social networking site for prayers to answer or to see who has remembered to thank him for an answered prayer.


The research further classified online Nigerians into two distinct groups characterised by the websites they frequent. Thus, there are online Nigerians who regularly visit and post comments to sites such as Nairalnad.com, while the other distinct group of online Nigerians demonstrated a preference for sites such as Bellanaija.com.


The researchers pointed out marked differences in the nature of the two identified classes of online Nigerians. While one group is comprised mostly of Nigerians who actively seek out new ways to insult other people online, the other group are mainly people who spend less than 1% of their workdays on Facebook and who actually have a life.


The research also made a worrisome discovery about many online Nigerians, namely that a lot of them do not recognize satire when they read it.


This, the researchers called the wazobiareport.com effect and they defined it as the tendency of members of one of the identified classes of online Nigerians to believe anything they read online and repost same without taking time to read disclaimers, do the barest minimum Google research, or apply any form of logical reasoning, just because they found the material on a website.


- Jowo Mabinu

http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/On-twitter-people-follow-people-who-are-more-beautiful-than-they-are

This his story is it not similar to yours or is he your husband?

mrgreenn:
I have been married for years,I am very handsome with a beautiful woman ,my wedding ceremony was well attended, wonderful and a success,i am having a good job ,well paid and live in a well furnished apartment in a very good Environment,i have exotic cars as a matter of facts all things is okay for me except that i am yet to have a child of my own.I have done series of Medical test both here in Nigeria and Abroad ,my wife has also done hers, we have received treatments upon treatments ,it got to a stage that our doctors words and advise never meant any thing to us anymore ,Alternative moves and efforts have been made as well , Churches,Spiritualist,Herbal homes,Traditional healers ,just name it ,
i am sad ,dejected and unhappy ,i and my wife have been wrongly accused , some say we should check ourselves very well , my mother accused my wife and threatened that i should get another wife, the issue have generated a lot of troubles and problems .

I need a child of my own ,


the truth is there is a Solution ,  Natural Therapy  works greatly and smile would be yours .
I have no power of my own , there is curing power in Plants/leaves and herbs i mean just herbs in its natural form , the way God Created them with no Incantations,you do not need incantations on water when you drink it to quench your thirst its nature likewise also do you think you need Incantations on scent leaf(effirin) when you squeeze it to drink for trouble stomach definitely no or bitter Kola , do not be deceived there is curing power in nature

07044061892
dgreenatures@gmail.com

Who says your wife cant be pregnant?
Who says your marriage cant be blessed with a baby?
who says your Fluid cannot form a baby?

Call right now.I am sure that if it works for someone before and today she is pregnant why do you think it wont work for you, remove doubt and get freedom.

This is the Mrgreenn you want people to contact?

mrgreenn:
My Name is Mr. Ade, I am Nature Therapist with Profound Knowledge in Natural Medicine,
I am a Specialist in the Treatments of Staphylococcus and Diabetes Control,I have discovered a Natural drug which is very very Effective in the treatment of Staphylococcus and Diabetes Control,its very very Effective , it is Antioxidants and also has anti cancer and anti diabetes Properties , Nigerians sufferings from Staphylococcus have tried it and gave outstanding Testimonies,Laboratory Scientist that conducted there test were amazed after they took my natural drug,In the world and in Nigeria today many arr suffering from Staphylococcus Aureus Bacteria Infections , they have spent several thousands of money ranging from 50,000 to 300,000 naira and above all to no avail , they have been to notable Medical both Orthodox and traditional with big names , yet there problems persist , the demand for my therapy is on the increase and i could not meet up.
I am Looking for an Interested Person who could Provide about 1.5 Million Naira to get established , Get Nafdac,get established with office in urban Area , I bet you , it is going to be awesome and i am 100% confident with the experience and demand for the therapy you will be happy.So reach me now and let us discuss i can come over to meet you I am based in Lagos My number is 07044061892
email : dgreennatures@gmail.com

The composition of my Therapy for Staphylococcus Aureus are natural no chemical, no additives , no preservatives and it is amazing. Many Nigerians wants freedom from this Infections and here is a working natural drug.

I also intend to organize seminars and teach on Preventions of Infections and usage of common Herbs and leaves in control and preventions of deadly Infections this is another Avenue of making Money.Really millions need this service i bet you call me now Mr. Ade

I think you are on the right track but get your family even farther from them. I thought this house was the one you built for them. So they have their own house and still want yours? When they were younger, why did they not build houses for themselves? This is the first time i am hearing about parents fighting for their kids properties and not the other way round.

Also test for tb n hepatitis. It is now so rampant. Anyone, even if it is a driver that will be spending so much time with u, make sure the person undergoes rigorous tests.
By the way, how come u want to engage in child labour? Remember, karma is a b*tch.