₦airaland Forum

lillaowow:
So, You no get anyone from your family interested to go to Brazil. No church member, nobody for your street, nobody wey you Sabi for school.. nobody!!! But you want help random Nairaland member.

Idiot!!

And that's how drug mules are created.

justwise:
The chances of that happening is high, the same way they treat it at the airport even if you declare it, so to avoid all that you send less that £10K.

Yeah, but they also monitor all transfers below the limit. That has a greater flag because the risk of the person trying to hide money laundering is higher.

There are 2 reasons. 1 could be that he's not getting enough milk at a time, the other is that he just likes to eat. The solution to both is that he starts on formula even if it's just 1 or 2 bottles at night and your wife should drink plenty more water.

justwise:
Less than £10K in one transaction, anything £10K and above will be regarded as money laundering

Not really. It would just be reported as part of the bank's AML responsibilities. Depending on other flags, they could leave it or investigate. Same as N2m transfers in Nigeria. It's not a definite money laundering but MAY be investigated.

Iamgrey5:
Olodo Article

We are not in military era where key opposition figures can be arrested for no reason.

There was a very large gang up to remove Buhari among some sections of the Nigerian Elite group before the 2019 elections.

Majority of the elites are still in Nigeria till date and they are not being harassed. I.e. Obasanjo

So what makes Atiku's own different? I.e.

Atiku better forget about all this propaganda and count his loses.

Because Sowore had a reason for his arrest abi?

Ebonygirl1:
Facts?
Something I see every single day?
Back home, the married couples I know of, most of the men have side chicks and it is common knowledge. Here on campus, do you have any idea the number of young girls who are dating married men? Even the men living around campus but whose wives are somewhere else. What companionship and friendship are these men offering their wives?

You're right. If they are not offering companionship, faithfulness, they should as well pay compensation. I'm just happy that I don't see these type of men around me.

Ebonygirl1:
Oh please. When the majority of Nigerian married men are always chasing after young girls, when would they provide so called companionship and friendship?

Do you have facts to backup your assertion? People go into marriage for different reasons, people with your mindset go into it as a business proposition.

Ebonygirl1:
what's your use as her husband if she can provide all her needs on her own?

How about companionship, friendship, being "there" for each other, achieving goals together, etc etc? I'm glad I married my husband. I can't deal with some kind mentality.

dinodangana:
Mr brother, ICAN haven't spent more than 5mins to respond to me before sir, stop painting our body as inefficient, ICAN is efficient and professional and that's the reason why we want to join the body, u are contacting the wrong office, send an email to profilehelpdesk@ican.org.ng

He should send an email for a finance enquiry to profile helpdesk? Sounds so stupid. Why did they auto respond and say they will get back to him in 48hrs?

I seriously regret doing ICAN instead of ACCA.

They must have quarreled and yet to make up. I don't know why planning a wedding, always brings out the worst in people.

Just a gift every now and then will be cool.

Jentle244:
Good Afternoon Famz


I decided to bring this here because i need mature advice from the family section. I avoided the romance section because of the kind of comments i see there.


So to the issue, I have this girl i like, we attend the same fellowship on campus, i will be graduating this year. All through my stay as a student i decided not to enter into any relationship.

How do i tell this girl i like her and would like to have a serious relationship that would lead to Marriage(reason for not having gf). She is currently in her penultimate year. I have plans for my life for those who would advise me to focus on my career first.


For the guys who have asked a girl out, what punch lines do i use. How do i go about it . Mind u she is the church type.


N. B: Am a semi extrovert and semi introvert (just between the two)


Your matured advise would go a long way to help

Thanks


Please don't mind my misconstrued sentences

Tell her you want to enter a courtship with her that will lead to marriage. �

People just don't understand privacy. She's telling him not to contact her because she's not interested in friendship with him because he got her number while working but not because she gave him. He's taking it to mean that she's looking down on him because of his line of work.

He doesn't even understand how creepy he's coming across.

I realized a lot of Nigerians won't see anything wrong with it because it seems to be cultural for us not to clean up after ourselves. After all, what's the work of the cleaners?

Once a person makes small money, he can no longer hold broom. Very sorry state.

So in 30 yrs, Lagos will be under water? We need a visionary leader.

This is the Chrisland school's administrator that was accused and the school tried to cover up.

LastSurvivor11:
No doubt ur correct but the problem is that yobe is not Lagos or some part of Nigeria where English or pidgin is used at all. So what do you think will happen to such students when they leave north??

What obtains outside Nigeria is that you learn English and work. You will hear people with atrocious English but are very intelligent and knowledgeable. I admit it's a barrier because a lot of international companies want you to be able to communicate in a business language. However, if you have no plans of that happening, why bother?

I'm so angry today, I can't even rant. Everything is just going in the wrong direction.

chii8:
I feel you are not really in love...

Not necessarily. You might be in love but the whole concept of marriage tying you down can make someone pause especially if you're female. Societal expectations can be cumbersome on women after marriage.

DonroxyII:
My own rant is for ICAN to bow to me and make I get my life back ..... ICAN ABEG GIVE WAY IN 2020 maximum .... I don't want to go to Jos oo

I just downloaded all new packs, many folks will be making fun of you that life ain't bout big books, dude are you the one reading all of this ...

ICAN take control oo make guy Japa !!

If you can take ACCA. It's when you leave this country you will realize how worthless ICAN is.

DexterousOne:
This is nice


Identity crisis my blank arse

Black you mean.

henro4niger:
I've never seen this as an issue. I've always been open minded. I've been a Catholic from birth, it has never made my life any worse or better. My fiance too is indifferent. But the issue is the time. I don't want to do my wedding in January or February. It all ends this year.

How did you get past your issue?

Do you mind me asking what part of the country you and your intended spouse are from? I know Yorubas marry in the wife's family church. Igbos generally marry in the man's church except Abians that marry in the woman's church.

It can give some context to where this issue is coming from .

Rubbiish:
@bold don't make me laugh lol
Go & cook for your husband, he will soon be back from work. it is now clear u have nothing meaningful to say

Because I'm not cowed into silence like most people you know? I'm usually quiet but I won't stand for any disrespect. I'll give it back as hot as it's dished out.

Rubbiish:
Smh
See someone claiming an introvert
Small breeze fowl nyansh open
Introverts don't behave like this
Troublesome woman!
If your brother is in op hubby shoes, u will tell his wife to lock him out?
I will report u to your husband, period!

Asswipe like you, how does it concern you? My brother is not foolish enough to tell his wife that she is of no importance to him. I will join her to throw him out of the house. Let's leave that mumuish behavior to people like you.

godfrey01:
Not yet married..

Yet you have mouth to call someone's daughter, your woman. And it's a barking dog you want to keep in your house. I pity the person that will agree to marry you.

Rubbiish:
Lock which door?
She should lock the man out of his house?
Your head is truly blank!
Empty head

Rubbish and thrash. How will anything good come out of rubbish like you. Mumu. Abi the poster looks like the liability you kept in your house.

Your wife is like me 100%. My husband and his family are also the social type. I started taking classes to be able to control the more extreme aspects. My husband shields me from his family. We still go to family events, social etc but my husband has made them understand that I'm like that and now no one disturbs me.

Proud and snobbish, those were the words they used to describe me initially. Said it was because I was a rich man's daughter. When people got to know me, they realized that I was sweet and unassuming. My hubby's family don't joke with me o.

Caleycash:
on the long run you'll find out you are doing yourself... marriage is not bed of roses, better be prepared oo

If your spouse is not invested in your marriage, what do you do? It takes 2 to tango.

godfrey01:
See your mouth.. Who is the Head of the house. Who is paying the rent. There is something the woman is not telling us. Do you think is all men that can stand offensive words from a woman without retaliating back.. Thank God for my type. Whenever my woman will start barking, I will just get my headset and start listening to music cos I don't want to hear noise. Or better still just take. Stroll.. When her mind Don come down then we go talk...

When you married a dog that barks why won't you think out of your arse.

Lock the door and send his clothes out to him. Tell him he is of no importance to you and you have decided to move on. Good luck.

I can't stand such disrespect.

I will shout back especially in front of his friend. That one will definitely put mouth and I will insult him as well. And tell my husband that should be the last time he will shout at me and embarrass me in front of others. If he tries it again, I will not just embarrass him but humiliate him in front of people. Let us all be mad together.

After I will beg him very well but my message would have been passed. He tries it again and I will still shout back let us know who is mad.

Plead:
Omo the mentions wey I Dey see daily ehn

You can imagine how many I get too. Including those who can't spell "black".