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Hmm. . . hmmm. . . hmmmm!!!
The dude's gat some juicy. . .poohsie/arzzzzz. . . sucking lips!

Disi wan na real "Femi Kila" to die for lips!

I could feel da warmth from over hia.

A-thief-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!



[size=20pt]Gooooooooooooooooo Tikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!![/size]

Yeah right! What did you do before Nigeria declared war on you and that your useless Biafra of a concept?

Why should an officer who has a duty to protect his country be working against same country even to the point of turning his gun against his brother officers? What sort of bravery is that for a highly trained officer to crawl round defenseless people’s beds at night killing them?

Please note that both Keshi    and Isama  are from Nzeogwu's region 

Obviously the finer breed of Igbos who do not not have heads shaped like "Sponge-BOB-squares" or necks the sizes of pythons and boar-constrictors! !

Please, re-interprete the real message.



Even Rawlings killed his own uncles in Ghana! Nothing wrong with turning your gun against your own brothers if they are found to be EVIL and CORRUPT! It is the treachery that should be addressed. Not all brothers are so-called brothers. ALL should have been killed to avoid the backlash! I only wish Nzeogwu was in charge of killing the Easterners himself!

Damn right! It was all Ojukwu's fault. . . the damn traitor. All the Easterners would have been killed too. . . The North would not have seen it as an 'anti-Hausa' coup!

Ojukwu is the "Igbo" traitor. Typical Igbo man!
Twa!


Thank God Jonathan Ebele Azikiwe Goodluck is now an Igbo man!

Of course he should!
The blood thirsty Biafran cannibal!
He was soooooooooo jealous of his brother Nzewowu!
E-badu belle and e-jelosi of from the typical accross the Niger Igbo person can never stop!
Bush thangs!

Imagine after ever so cunningly avoiding the civil war Nzeogwu invited him to partake in(as a BRODA o). . .only to turn around to go start his stoopid Biafran concept!

Because Hausa man don whisper for im ears say 'oyel' dey for Southern Nigeria!

May dat his Gorrilla, shuku-shuku bia-bia never stop growing even in his pubic area even after he rests in his casket!


Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Na so all these useless Naija men go run leave dem wife for Naija go dey marry oyinbo women for papers come dey claim yeye divorce. Any thing for kpali!

My wife has been calling me for the past 6months now,it must have dawned on her that she has made a terrible mistake,but now i hate her and even the kids.

She must be mad!
Even if you were Bill Gates of Africa. . . I would not be calling youraaaaaaze!!!
The children will be with you too.
You may kill them if you wish.
They are yours too.

The only reason I would be calling is to make sure they keep in contact with you as their father. What you choose to do with them is gonna be ya damn business while I do my part. Good thing she called the police on your and had you deported!

I think it is a good idea.
I think Yoruba peeps should only marry themselves!
Pleeeeeeeeeaze, obey your father. . . he is a wise man.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!



This family is finished o!

Poor children!

This is only a child himself! I am sure he did not mean to do just that.

Children should not be left unsupervised.

Good God!

I don't think a trial is necessary. . . he should be taken to a juvvy home for mentally disturbed children.

Mu he he he he he

Nairaland is the best I swear!

Nothing like a good laff as soon as you wake up!

Good for you.
Please, marry one and keep the other as "spare taya"!
You neva have to cry about being 'dumped'. . . like some peeps we know.

Way to go.
Glad women are learning not to put all their eggs in one basket!

dayokanu:
I no mind ooooo. Ths ya poohsie I can walk to six flags for it walahi, vagin? You mean those poohsie vagin and anus ashewo? Nooo I prefer blazays pooohhsueeeee. I dont want all those Okoro Ngbatic stale poohsie Niger Delta for Life

All those haters Una go Kwensh for hia, Na Dayokanu and Blazay for this NL.

All those black cleavage I no want, Na Almondjoy Yellow pawpaw one I want

You go see them for hia dey jelox us.

Which huge phone bills Darling? I have unlimited everything

Abeg I nnor want any NL babe joorr with their dry poohsiieee MU HE HE HE. All those Igbo smoking babes and Okoro Ngbatic.

I dont like phone intimacy joooorrrrr, I prefer deeeeek and poohsieeee sex. 1 minute? More like 1 hour

AM glad that this aint some cheap Herpes ravaged pooohsieee MU HE HE HE

Thank you sir!
Bye bye o!
I nor day for "DayoKanu" fan club.
Good luck with ya 'poohsie' hunt on NL. . . you fit try NVS too.
Damn right. No "H" factor! Herpes-Hepatitis-H-AIDS. . . or. . .dun wanno catch such in my old age.

Back to work. . . I have a mother pushing. . .!

Goodluck bro.

Goodbye boring thread!

dayokanu:
Yells baby, I even smell the poohsie for my dreams.

Walahi No H-assasin would come for you, Just deeeek and pooohsie only No Anus infolfed MU HE HE HE

Biko bring back dose dayz of chopping Cyber - blokos, My Blokos has been in overdrive since morning in anticipation of that meaty pooohsssiiiieeee.

I dont do anus or phone intimacy strictly pooohssiieee phocking MU HE HE HE

I haf fired all my cyber baby mommas just because of you. I even bought a carton of condom for us, Which flavour do you prefer?

Sorry, the last blokos I chopped was my husband's.
Not my thing. Who wan chop acute and chronic gono?
I fit pay one NL babe to suck you. Any price.
Even kiss sef. . . lai lai. . .since some of una dey smoke so-so Igbo plus eat all the old poohsies for Nigerian websites! Smelling mouths! Chai!
Condoms ke? I don't have a 'meaty' poohsie o! I have a very 'fishy' one. . . just like God created it!

I love phone intimacy. . .dirrrrrrry tok.
You Naija guys are waaaaaay too physical. I don't do 1-minute men please. After Viagra don wear off. . . na to drink beer begin snore.

All my cyber flames have "skyped" and "phone-sex-texted" moi for at least six months darling. . . with huge phone bills to show for it.
This ain't no cheap 'Coppell' poohsie o!

If you are a smoker. . .all bets are off! No deal!

Anyway. . . let us keep dreaming!

Good to know "Mama Millie" still has the touch for both males and females.


Aluta!

Son. . . thanks for the laugh! Lord have mercy!

It is 01:30AM. . .time to do some work! 5 hrs to close from this joint. Time for Manic Monday! 5 weeks to vacatioin! Yipppppppeeee!!!



WHAT THE PHOCK IS THAT NASTY FACE BOOK ICON DOING IN ALL THE POSTS ON THIS NAIRALAND. . . ?

dayokanu:
I didnt know you had cancelled the date.

I was already waiting at the Hotel even went to Garland I need that poohsieee badly MU HE HE HE

Dont allow those Okoro Yoruba come in between us.

For not showing up today, thats 2 extra round of jigijigi

MU HE HE

You don make me fall in loveeeeeee

Mu he he he he he

You nor dey shame?
Hmmmm! A man will do anything for poohsie!
You run gas from Mikenney reach Garland reach Lewisville. . . for 50-year-old poohsie?
Wetin you go do for 'vagin' one?
You dey remind me of my 'clearing agents' for Naija. Those yeye boys still dey send me text messages till today, because dem see 'yellow' cleavage.
Some of them could pass for sons! Chai!

I need to tok to your mama for real!


You go wait taya. . . na for ya dreams you go dey smell this poohsie.
So you and your 'salient' h-assassins wor-wor okoro-ngbatic babes go come kill una grand mamas dia h-ehn?
Oh baby, my days of meeting cyber flames are so ova!
I will stick to my offline Romeos. . .at least I know those ones are very employed do not keep cyber harems with hungry wor-wor babes without husbands and children while sleeping on the h-internet to catch one bride or groom.

Mon dia. . . head to 'DayoKanu' fan club joint. Me and cyber friends have parted ways for good. . . with capital GOOOD RIDDDDANCE TO BAD SMELLY RUBBISH!
Now, I can really enjoy myself on the cyber airways without those yeye friends offline and their boring, gossip wey nor get head or tail.

Not to worry, I will be dreaming of you too!
I beg make you nor forget to send me a picture of ya 'blokos' make I take gum ontop of my husband own to increase the size o!
Then, I can give you my phone number for some phone intimacy.
I-900-Call Me.
See you round dia!

Not an option. He always knows best. I always know best.
Two captains cannot run a ship.
We are better off running 2 businesses.
Fine with moi.
Good news. . . we are both professionals.
Pensioniers for life.
Who wants to be a millionaire anyway?
Thank God for employers!
Amen!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=682624.msg8454525#msg8454525 date=1307206032]@ blazay

light skin guys are hot nah.

dated a few before.[/quote]

No kiddin'. . . I thought you were a 'vagin'?



All a marra of preference dia. I don't find light-skinDED boys attractive at all. . . just as I don't find dark-skinDED babes attractive. All about preferences abi?

Oh yeah? So female 'infidelity' is on the rise eh kwa? About time too!

I have never liked 'indecency'. Boring. Just give me a glass of wine. . . touch the right places and we are good to go. No need for 'indecency'.
Although it might come in handy for teenagers or impotent men looking for a little 'jump-starting'!

Morever, nothing like 'dirrrrty' tok in the bedroom.

Please. . .I love married men o!

Where is my man 'Yemi Black"?

https://www.naijarules.com/photo/data/557/yemi2.JPG

Yemi Black!

Now, that is what I am toking about!

Looks just like my husband. . .the chin and the chest too.

By allowing her to partake of the 'sin' too so they can both heal together.
I would not be hurting at all. . .it just gives me the opportunity to do minezzzzz!
I will not be needing any help shugarrr!!!
We can both heal together. . . after I have done minezzzzzzzzzzzz!
We all have choices. . .freedom to 'waka' from the marriage. . . NO HASSLES!
Ho ha!

Who una wan cheat? So, I should be the one to carry the hurt to my grave while forgiving the man huh?
Oh no! Make I do my own fOrst! Then im go cry too. . .then we fit forgive each other afterwards or HIT THE DAMN ROAD!

How can any sane woman. . .in her right mind be faithful to an African man of all creatures in this planet earth and beyond?

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CHOPPING PLEASE. . . IF YOU DUN LIKE IT. . . FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! MWAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Prune juice mixed with his orange juice every morning will give you several diapers full every day.
The dude has a tough inner plumbing.
He needs some fiber.
Prune juice always worked for moi.

Over my dead barrry!
Let him be a full-time house-husband first!

Oh well!
Should we be surprised? Na only Abia state this kain tori fit commot! Ho-ha!

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At least, she did not commit 'abortion' of a fetus!





The reason I always puke when I see Igbo names that have 'chi' in them.  They commit the most heinous crimes unknown to  mankind. SACRILEGE! See the child's mother's name?

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Nkechinyere

Some of the women opened their mouths while some held their hands on their heads and others strapped their hands across their chests in bewilderment over a mother’s callousness to his baby.

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Blessed are the barren. . . for they shall remain incomplete women. . . .Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ogechi kan nma Nkechinyere'm o!

Tufiakwa!

Thank God for 'ashewo' work instead of 'ritualism' in the name of 'the lord'!

Gosh, it is boring here!

The HOSISI gang don kwayett?
Any citings of "Blazay" in a casket?
Abi prayer warriors and gang don taya?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus  Nonsensicus!

Thank God no "Platinmonkey" 419, Igbotic fatty bor-bor wor-wor genes o!

Where is this Kaddim of a fellow. . . .? I still dey wait for ya call o!

I want to be a doctor o!

Wey e-badu belle and e-jolosi group of Blackie-Wor-Wor company. . .H-abi shakara don h-end?

Stepping up with ma 'natural effervescence and as eponimous as ever'. . . The chopping continues!

Mu he he he he he he

Dunnnyooo just love Nigerians? The harder they come. . . the harder they fall.

Wretches!

Why are you hassling yourself my good man?
Is this a pub-stunt?
Even if anyone knows you from Jericho. . . wave to 'em and tell 'em to eat 'shyyyte'!

Oh dia you are.
I still dey wait the picture o!

Date cancelled for today. . . just got a call in from work with a triple incentive being a Sunday.
I hope you understand no or-ga-sm in the whole wide world can top that?

Time to gerrrout of bed and prepare for work.

Later my love.

This man don come again?

^^^

Oooose wan consain you?

Make una dey tok the wan wey una fit tok. . . !

Dyt:
Blazay
u got a story 2 share 2?

No! Not on Face Book!
The one I had. . . I have already shareddddit!