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RomanceRe: I Thank God For Facebook by Blazay(m): 11:26am On Jun 05, 2011
Thank God for NL.
Face book?
Lai lai!
RomanceRe: Thanks, post deleted by Blazay(m): 11:13am On Jun 05, 2011
Oh gal! That is a Nigerian man for you o!
To phock as many poohsies as possible.
No discrimination. Sister o! Mother o! Aunty o! Daughter o!

Amazing he waited to 'kpansh' you first before the almighty confession.

No discrimination with this poohsie matter!

O gal forget the dude.

No be am atol atol!

Like a wise poster wrote above. . . .NEVER FIGHT A FAMILY MEMBER OVER A MAN!

Neither of you had any control over the situation but the dude. . .

As for the need to get married. The best things in life come when you are not looking. Take your mind out of the 'marriage' issue and enjoy your life.

There is no time limit to achieving happiness. kiss
CultureRe: Niger Delta Attire. by Blazay(m): 10:58am On Jun 05, 2011
Mohadana! AKA "Queen Momodu"!
Na for hia you dey hide!
No ashewo to phock today? grin

E be like say those your 'bush' Delta peeps nor dey see colors?
I forget say una near calabar land.
Efry tin must resemble 'cannival'!
Tufiakwa!


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Na wetin dis ya woman carry for head?
Juju?
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 9:34am On Jun 05, 2011
zstranger:
If that is your concern, seriously there isnt any need to worry about it.

Laxatives 24/hrs before the "show" will suffice.

Just prepare as though you were about to have a colonoscopy; laxatives baby. Bisacodyl plus Poly ethylene glycol are all you need.

We will have fun all night long! grin

Ignore those haters, especially Tpiah.

You are the best. May God continue to be with you.
Good!
Meet me with Dayokanu. . .let me just kill 2 birds with one stone.
Abeg post a pissshure of ya blokos first. kiss
You must pass the 'screening' process. . . .for both Rabies and Piriki Psychoses!
I don't care about other females in your harem.
My only condition is that you keep them out of my peripheral vision or I kill both of ya! kiss
Tufiakwa to 'anus-phocking' I say!
Please, post a pisshure of your 'tin' FIRST!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 9:25am On Jun 05, 2011
dayokanu:
I don know that Fairfield inn, Shey make I book one room make we do one quickie before we go and eat and later phock throughout the day

MU HE HE HE

Dem Okoro Yoruba dudes go hear wen.

we can even stream it live for them to watch and be jelousing us while Agro kills them

With their stale poohsieee and toothpick deeekkkk MU HE HE HE

We are not phocking ARSE just poohsie alone


MU HE HE HE

Up Naija Delta
Just like that?
Straight to phocking?
If na so. .
We nefa tok price o!
How much?
The last time I got a pair of diamond-studded earings for Sex-mas. wink
Not even a movie. . . ? cheesy

You be real bush man!
Don't mind those e badu belle and e jolosi dry poohsies and dee-eeks.
I wanno see pisshure of your "astronauts" and their "jugganauts"! wink

We are going to 'yembol' to negotiate first remember? Poohsie goes on sale in August!
Price beta market abeg! wink

You nefa even play 'dedication's song.
Please start with 'How Far Is Heaven'! wink

Mu he he he he
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 6:18am On Jun 05, 2011
dayokanu:
MU HE HE HE

I yam rocking with Blazay tomorrow, Okoro-Yoruba babes go kwensh, Jealousy go wounjure some people

MU HE HE

Stop jealosing us and go and find your own married woman to phock

All these Okoro-Yoruba with rotten deeeeek and poohsie MU HE HE

The Fairfield in Grapevine? Yayyyy The bed would give testimony tomorrow. MU HE HE HE

You can wear the red paheint or[b] even the one sewn with Guinea Brocade[/b]

God Bless Naija Delta Dudes
Mu he he he he he

There are 3 Fairfield Inns in on HWY121. . .from Grapevine to Lewisville. I meant the one in Lewisville. . . By Vista Ridge Mall. wink

Guinea brocade ke!
I be Ojukwu? cheesy

Na dat kain paheint Ojukwu and Oliver de CoQue dey wear o. . .To cage 'okoro' blokos! grin

Please, I have the red one ready. It works wonders.

We shall have expert testimonials on Youtube to pod cast!


Jeez! Almost 12:30. Time for a nap in my call room. Easy work today. . . Praise ma lord!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 4:50am On Jun 05, 2011
dayokanu:
Good deal!! where in Coppel should I come pick you up?

I am eagerly anticipating the day the Lord has made tommorrow is the day.

And all you Okoro-Yoruba babes should leave me alone I am for Blazay h-only

Nl is my witness I am redy to die for Blazays poohssiieee Mu HE HE

I like Red pant and bra I even like Multicoloured ones wey be like Jamaican flag

You thing sweet die na only your thing I want

Mu HE HE
Mu he he he he he

This is the day that the lord hath made indeed. . . tomorrow!

NABABIA!!!!! Baby Ashewo scores again! cheesy

My tin dey sweeeeeeeeeet well well o!
Pick me up at the Fairfield Inn  on "Hwy 121" wink
I will pick the magical red  panty/bra to match!
No Jamaican "Coporal Nwafor" paheint I beg! Biafra dross! grin

Abeg nor carry awon 'salient assassins' 5 or 10 minutes from Yaba Left or right come 'exterminate'me dia o!  wink
I dey waka with 'body' gaurds from now on o!
I even get GPS for my poohsie! cheesy
Special 'satellite' pooshie! wink
The ultimate 'parambulator'!

If you bring any of those your Okoro-Ngbatic 'lokitos' near me. . .I will kill her on the spot! cheesy I don't do unmarried bush meats of miserable old cargos as friends or tagalongs! kiss Especially faaaaaaaaaat and shapeless ameobas. . . no 'blackie wor-wor' skin pleazzzzoh with agaba t-ee-t like 'shovel'!!!! If you are not used to differentiating btw an anus and an oral cavity. . . you shall see that the difference is clear in my presence! cheesy

See badu belle and e jolosi! Bintchez and Wintchez go and quenchulate! kiss

This boy is minezzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! wink


Nna mheen. . . .these oyinbo gals wan carry me 'King's Spa And Sauna' for Royal Lane. . . with Korean food and all! Hiahn!!. . .These white gals can be kinky. . .make one of dem nor go shooook hand for h-inside my anus for h-inside the hut tub o! I don't know about this woman's tub bath o! We are all supposed to be nay-ked with only 4 face towels.
What ammo be doing with a bunch of nay-ked white woman in a hot tub chinekee! I am NOT liking this at all! cheesy Some kinky dude must have a video camera rolling! Even the shower stalls are open to public views. cheesy I think ammo stick to the massage palours only. This promises to be fun. This wan nor be 'lesbo' club so? undecided

See why I like to hang out with white gals. . . not these local fat bush Naija women. . .always looking for dee-eks to phock on the www!

Ammo try this kinky gal's night outing I swear. . .make I go see my co-workers get drunk and fall all over the place as usual.


God bless J-America I tellya!

Shiooooooooooooor!!!
FamilyRe: Saving Marriage-a Cherished Institution Of The Past by Blazay(m): 4:19am On Jun 05, 2011
Saving a marriage is worth it o!
An investment for old age.
A soul companion.

Bottom line?
Never allow your runs to affect your marriage.


Saving marriage may seem quaint to a lot of people today, but it has a lot of benefits. For example, studies have shown that married people tend to live longer. Also, divorce not only hurts emotionally, it hurts financially, too. But, if more of us can be committed to making marriage work, then it will be better for everybody.
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!! cool

Divorced people are the most miserable people in the whole world(Except a few of my divorced friends of course). . . Just play a little and come back home. It is better not to have gotten married at all in the first place than to get married and get divorced. Divorced peeps are ALWAYS JEALOUS OF MARRIED PEEPS! cheesy

Dear peeps. . .have you ever seen a happy divorced person generally-speaking? A few happy ones of course. . . a bad marriage is better than a lonely divorced life! There are ALWAYS some good times to keep you going.

If you are committed to marriage raise your hands in the h-air!

cool
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 3:23am On Jun 05, 2011
zstranger:
^^^^

ROFLMAO


You are the best Blazay.


You always make my day. May God never kill you for me.


I am still interested in ramming you from behind though.

Hey Blaazay quick question, White man Vs Edo man, who do you prefer?
Edo man of course! Wharra question! grin

Kill me ke? If you like send exterminators with e badu belle and e jelosi  for cyber peh-nis from all Nigerian websites. . . you cannot kill moi. cool

Some of us are too well cooked! cheesy

No shakin'. . . No bendin'! wink

For the last time. . . NO ANUS PHOCKING! grin I DUNNLIKE TO PLAY WITH 'POOP'! HEAD TO ABIA STATE FOR THAT! kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 3:11am On Jun 05, 2011
dayokanu:
^^^ Blazay,

I no dey shame ooo I tell you

Leave pawa failure alone, I get generator I bought from home depot.

Abeg can we do one weekend before you go to London Make those yeye Okoro Ngbatic Londoners never spoil the Poohhssiiieee for me, MU HE HE HE HE

Which day you wan meet for Garland for Yembol? No wahala yes do you like Asaro? Well I dont eat food I only like poohhsssiieeeee MU HE HE

I dont like Anus phocking, Its nasty, Its only your poohsssiiieee that I want

I am from Niger Delta. Mu he he!!
Goooooooooooood!!!
Off Tomorrow.
Da husband is off to play golf.
How about 4PM?
Tomorrow is 'SINDAY'. . . . cheesy

Just keep your okoro-Yoruba e badu belle and e jolosi hungry women for ya NL harem o!
No craaaaaaaase bring those local babes of yours come my h-end o! Or YOU GO TURN SERIOUS COLLATERAL DAMAGE by force.

Baby. some of us love hard but hate harder. kiss
Before you tok say na 'woman scorned' for free pooshie and de--eeky profit sharing.
I go killy ya and all your biatches if you disturb my life on or off the cyber airways after the deed! wink

You have been warned. I keep my dogs on a short leash. . . don't let your local biatches run wild in your harem sweerie or else?

MU HE HE HE HE HE wink

Hear ye!
Hear ye!
NL is my witness. . .I shall summarily kill you DayoKanu and all you okoro-Yoruba biatches off or on the cyber airways for harassing my sweet life!
Deal? wink

Come and kollet ya blessing jare. As you don chase me for 6 good months. . . I have fallen madly in love with you. . . I must break this rule just to chop an okoro/Yoruba-Niger Delta bushmeat.


Hope you like red pant and bra? wink I use them to initiate my cyber romeos on the first night? wink Ask the 'London Romeo'. wink

At least you nor hear say my tin nor sweet. tongue

Still waiting for a picture of ya dee-eek o! kiss Make I measue the 'attidude' and 'longitude'! wink

Dem say toto chopping dey cause cancer. Abeg make we cancel that wan e jor. cheesy


*Chai! God have mercy on my soul!*

LWKMD!!!

Thank God for an easy means of making living!. . .My coworkers are just watching in the usual amazement! cheesy
FamilyRe: What Have You Been Planning For Your Family? by Blazay(m): 2:38am On Jun 05, 2011
A nice vacation in LONDON! All tickets paid! cool
To Nigeria for the Xmas holidays!
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Clear Patricia Etteh In N628m Scandal by Blazay(m): 2:18am On Jun 05, 2011
This is fantastic!
I told that useless boy James Ibori to serve his term in Nigeria instead of running to that London of a place.
See Bode George?
See Cecilia Ibru?


Now. . . .Madam Pat Etteh!!!
Daaaaaaang! Who say Warri nor dey carey last? cheesy
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 2:07am On Jun 05, 2011
[size=20pt]GERI-KIDS![/size] cry
RomanceRe: ... by Blazay(m): 2:01am On Jun 05, 2011
Daaaaaamn right!
Exes make the best companions in marriage.
Forget all these juveniles on the www who get easily excited about stale poohsies and dee--eks! kiss
PoliticsRe: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by Blazay(m): 1:59am On Jun 05, 2011
Ooooooooooh! One of ma favorite threads!
Gooooooooo Oprah!
Madam Etteh-bolibo is a free woman! cheesy


I voted for Oprah again o! kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 10:26pm On Jun 04, 2011
dayokanu:
Blazay,

Have mercy on my soul. I have been on my knees for the the past 6 months.

Let me phock you hardcore. You dont even need to travel to London, I am just 20mins away from Coppel.

DOnt say MU he he cos it is not funny.

I am not Okoro-Ngbatic
MU HE HE HE HE HEEEEEEEE!!!
You nor dey shame?
Who wanno phock you in Texas? shocked
You go juss sufa pawa failure!
Sorry, na for London all the 'loot' dey. . .see you after I visit 'Brixton Prison' for the summer. Ashewo market starts in August. wink

Please. . . make we meet for 'YEMBOL" in Garland over a bowl of 'asaro' and we can begin negotiations huh? wink

Pooohsie goes on sale for the XMAS. The husband gets it full-time till then.

BTW, nothing less than 7X3. . . a solid 21 inches!. . . And no ANUS-PHOCKING LIKE "ABA WOMEN"! grin

I dun wanno be wearing diapers before my time. . .I prefer "poohsie farts" during intercourse too. . . not 'anal farts'! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 10:06pm On Jun 04, 2011
Seeee correct ashewo with hot market? wink

MAMA MILLIE FINDS THE PUUUUUUUUURFECT FOURSOME ON NL!!!! grin

Abeg make una send me pictures of una blokoses please. . . make I h-instant 'massage' am! cheesy

Infact I want to do all the takers. . .in one sitting.
I have been hotly pursued by these dudes and cannot resist them any longer.
So Hot! wink

Bashorun Zstranger
Super 'combo' freak Dayokanu
Moderator. . . super nl/nvs heavenly feeling. . . OAM4-JARA(I get to scrrrrrrrrewwwwww a NL moderator for a change) Hoooraaay! This wan na 'Ogbonge' belle o sharp-sharp! I go born Jisos of oyingbo I swia!

I wud like to make a video. . . too!
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! cheesy

Please my e-mail addy is kerewa2006@hotmail.com
Yup! The same one 'Mohadana' has been using. . . to beg for some 'action'! wink

No e badu belle and e jolosi please oooooh! wink
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 9:45pm On Jun 04, 2011
zstranger:
^^

So you've never been phocked in the Anus like Odunnu?
YOU THINK EVERYONE IS AN IGBO-SMOKER IN OLD AGE LIKE YOU?
ONLY WOMEN WITHOUT HUSBANDS PHOCK WITH THEIR ANUSES. . .YOU Arrow!
IF YOU HAVE A MAN AT HOME WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE A POOOHSIE GOOOOOOOOD. . . WHY SHOULD A WOMAN USE HER SHYTE BUCKET? shocked
PLEASE. . . THAT IS AN 'IGBO' WOMAN'S PASSION. . . NOT AN EDO WOMAN'S. THANK YOU SIR!

God forbid! U Hia say I be 'Born-Again' Christian Ogboni-Okija' Christian Ritualist?
Abi na 'okoro-Yoruba' anus phockers of the cyber airways? cheesy
Go and bring out all those you London hoes!
Kaddimmmmm is waiting to dish the dirt on them. . .

Please h-ask ya Hosisi and Holy pagan aka of NVS the IGBO KWENU drag queens of the cyber airways.
My nyansh is for shitting only. . . no "JAMB"!
Very much an anal virgin sir! Even your Mr "Bimbo" could not 'Balogun' my arzzzzzzzzzzze!!!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!!

Please gist me about the one up there whose daddy bought her a husband because she wuzzzz soooooooooooooooo UGLY, with her face like that of a hunting dog. I hear her momma was a 'Saro' LovePeddler too? wink

So you are 'bashorun teju' huh? wink

When you marry 'Bimpe' you'll live together. . . live gether nice. . . you are one! grin


It has been fun y'awl. . .some of us have jobs. . . Not pepper soup sellers hawking anuses on the cyber airways!

Elo ni anus oooooooooooooooooh!!!! Chineke!

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

cry cry cry cry cry cry

*Laughing maself to tears*. . . .Who izzzzzzzzz anonymous again I h-ask? cheesy

Abeg my man is 'carreyin' me to work after cooking me some fantastic egusi soup today.

Who get market. . . wear ya chamberlain uniform and hit da road!

Ho-ha! cool


HOSISI WE DEY WAIT YOUR EGWU JIGIDA VIDEO OOOOH. . . .LERRRUS SEE YOU DOING THE 'A-LOCO-MOTION'. . . WITH YA OKIJA NYANSH! YOU FAN-CLUB WAN SEE AM OOOOOOOOOH! ABEG TELL YOU LONDON MALE HOES TO RE-MAKE PLEASE. LIKE ANYONE BELIEVED YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO OPERATE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT?

MADAM LOST IN TRANSLATON SEMI-ILLITERATE FIRST CLASS FROM OKIJA JUNGLE!

TWA! cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pure MADNESS!!!Man Cuts Off Own Organ With Razor Blade In Ijebu-ode, Ogun State. by Blazay(m): 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2011
This na real "Auspicious" peh-nis! shocked

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Ogbonge "Ijebu" wan.
Porson no h-even fit soak beta garri witi disi thing o!
Chai! cheesy

Na which kain 'Guinea Pig' peh-nis be dis eh kwa? cheesy

See madness for Yoruba land oooh!

Chineke!
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 7:27pm On Jun 04, 2011
Wey 'Bashorun' Tejuosho. . . ganny "basher" of Abeokuta? wink
Dem cut the woman into 200 pieces ooooh ssshinekee TAKE DO OBA OF YORUBA LAND!!!
Yoruba ritualists! Chei! cry

Kaddimm. . . you sure Blazay is not "Ugly UGO" from the UK. . . or "Olu" the drug-pusher from UNIBEN with that his galfriend wey ANUS don tia since secondary school aka "ALONGE THE ROAD"? wink No wonder she always dey waka like 'Kpekpeye"! cheesy

Say no to ANUS PHOCKING! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 6:48pm On Jun 04, 2011
OAM4J:
^sis or bros

Na play-joke we dey play-joke nao
WHICH KAIN PLAY? ABEG PRICE BETA MARKET JARE AKA 'BINI NYANSH'. . . MAKE THEM QUENCH ON AND OFF THE CYBER AIRWAYS. cheesy THESE LOCAL OKORO-Yoruba BABES AND THEIR DOMESTICALLY VIOLENT STRONG FACED DUDES! cheesy

HOW MUSSSH LAST? wink HOW MANY 'DOLLAR' PER ROUND? NO ANUS-PHOCKING O! wink KEEP YA GALLON OF PETROLEUM JELLY FOR HOUSE ABEG! I HAVE ENOUGH 'JUICE' FOR BOTH OF US. cheesy



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UP MOHADANA THE RETAREDED IJAW MAN WITH HIS LOVE FOR ASHEWOS FROM EDO AND IGBOLAND. . . .!!! LONG TIME NO SEE. THANK GOD YOU HAVE STOPPED SENDING ME YOU E-MAIL LOVE NOTES! grin HOW FAR NA. . MOHADANA AKA QUEEN MOMODU? wink

YOU DON TURN SPOKESMAN FOR YOUR ASHEWO WEY DEY CARRY SO-SO 'IGWU-OSHU'(TOTO LICE) BABY OSISI FOR NL? WONDERS!


YOU NOR NOR SAY NA OHSISI BE DAT AKA NGOZI OKORONKWO FROM THE TENNESEE BUSH! grin

[quote author=#Afanna link=topic=659849.msg8454483#msg8454483 date=1307205643]a love-peddler will always be a love-peddler? this bini women are too shameless,you are a disgrace to your husband.osis the igbo lady has more class than you, this bini ex Italy prostitue via online love-peddler,always have thrash coming out of her mouth,stop disgracing Nigerian women . shocked sad[/quote]UP OSISI THE ABIA STATE BORN AGAIN ASHEWO WITHOUT  HUSBAND FOR HOUSE OOOOOOOOOOOOH! ASSSSSSSSSSHEWO BABY WEY NO FIT KEEP MAN FOR HOUSE.
HOW WON'T YOUR IGBOTIC OHSISI HAVE MORE CLASS? DUNYOO KNOW THERE ARE NO ASHEWOS IN ABIA STATE EVEN WITH AKPU TOTOS AND EVEN AS THEY PHOCK WITH THEIR ANUSES TO KEEP THEIR VIRGINITIES? grin OHSISI THE ABIA SLUT IS BUSY PHOCKING ALL THE ADMINISTRATORS AND MODERATORS ALL OVER THE CYBER AIRWAYS. SORRY EDO WOMEN WILL ALWAYS COME FIRST! SEND YOUR OHSISI TO FINISHING SCHOOL SO SHE CAN DO ASHEWO AND KEEP HER MARRIAGE CERTICATE TOO FROM HER BED-RIDDEN TIGER AKA CHIJIOKE WIGWE BU AKA NA KPA JI IGWU BENJI NWANYA MR. LOVER LOVER. . . .HMMMMM!!!! wink

PLEASE, LEMME BUY YOU  A TICKET TO COME AND REPORT TO MY HUSBAND AND MY WHOLE VILLAGE. . . MAYBE THE 'FAKE IGBO MAN' CAN MARRY YOUR OSISI AND MAKE HER A RESPECTABLE 'ASHEWO' ON OR OFF THE CYBER AIRWAYS HUH?

PLEASE BINI ASHEWOS ARE INTERNATIONAL ONES. . . NOT LOCAL 'SOHO' LONDON ONES DYING FOR BOWLS OF PEPPERSOUP AND NKWOBI ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS FOR A PHOCK OR TWO FROM EDO BROTHERS. . . . WITH NO MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES wink

ABI YOU NOR SABI SAY ASHEWO WEY NO GET HUSBAND AND CHILDREN FOR HOUSE NA DEAD WAN? shocked

SORRY I AM STILL A BINI love-ASHI. . . . I NEVER RETIRE!
I DON'T HAVE OKORO-Yoruba RITUALISTIC CUSTOMERS.

BESIDES, I DO NOT PHOCK ON CREDIT LIKE IGBO WHORES. . . PAYMENT BEFORE SERVICE SIR! wink

WHY YOU DEY CRY, CHIJIOKE WIGWEEEEEE. . . WIFE KILLERS OF NIGERIA.

IGBO KWENU YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

ABIA STATE FREEEEE FROM 'LOCAL ASHEWOS'! UP OSISI WONDER AKA MADAM I WANNO PHOCK YOU IN DA NAME OF THE LORD WITH MA ITCHING OKIJA POOHSIE. . .WITHOUT HUSBAND FOR HOUSE.

MU HE HE HE HE HE HE HE cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 4:18pm On Jun 04, 2011
OAM4J:
erm erm Blazay, dont mind Dayokanu o. he is 100% Ngbatic boy.

As for me, some of my fore-parents na from Edo, so there is a % of edo blood in my veins.

erm, erm, what am trying to ask is; am I qualified for a 1 week copulation?
Only fore-parents? "Hind-parents" nko?  Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!

I need a sample of your pubic hair for genetic analysis. wink


That is why I don't like to post my pretty pictures on the h-internet. You want all these 'IGBOTIC Queens of Sodom and Gomorrah' to come after me again? I will just kill both yourself and them. . .History will repeat itself ke! grin

Please. . .don't make all these LOCAL, wor-wor Okoro-Ngbatic babes that can't get none on of off the cyber airways jealous oooooh.

You know that any man that chases me on the cyber airways will be getting some serious 'daggers' from these wor-wor old cargo babes around here huh?

Let me tell you how it works. You have to show me a picture of your 'peh-nis' first. Then six good months of 'cyber/phone' sex.

Then I will buy my own ticket to visit you. wink

First things first. . .please e-mail me a picture of ya blockos!  AT FULL MAST!. . . ERECT, without the assistance of Viagra o! I don't want 'pawa failure' sir! wink

Thanks in advance. kiss

I beg make I go massage my Oga small. . . .I only do 'ashewo' work during vacations. I am a full-time housewife now please. Stop tempting me. . . . wink

Find one of these NL wor wor Okoro-Yoruba babes to hellep you jare! Before they start quenching of e-badu belle and e-jelosi all over the cyber airways.

I have a dee-k to such right now. . .so my do not disturb sign is up.

Thanks again! kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Aisha2 (Pro CPC) Sacked By Seun (Pro PDP) For Abuse Of Position And Insolence! by Blazay(m): 3:45pm On Jun 04, 2011
Odunnu:
@DK: why are you denying your heritage?
Anyhoo sha, I trust myBlazay. She no send any Yoruba-okoro cyber riff raff on the www cyber high way. Mu he he hee
Trust ke. . . you can smell the 'Ogiri-Dawawa' butts from miles away.
Nasty things!
Tufiakwa. . . !!! cheesy

Okoro-Yoruba 419-Ritualists/Otokoto merchants of Nigeria. Please. . .direct them to themselves. E nor beta to cut the poohsie troway? No wonder they can't stay married. Always battering themselves!!! Thank God for WAZOBIA LOVE. . .!!! AMEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

ETHNIC TABOOO!

TUFIAKWA!



Mu he he he he he
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 1:57pm On Jun 04, 2011
zstranger:
This is getting interesting!


I bet ya Blazay!


I love you and this thread!


Lets finish it right here!
Did I start anything? cheesy
Please, which one of them in that list are you oooooh?
Is it the OBA TEJU that assassinated his own mother for rituals in Lagos? shocked

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisoye_Tejuoso

WHO KILLED GRANNY BISOYE OOOOOOOOOOH!!! RITUALISTS!!! YOU KILL GRANDMOTHERS TOO? shocked

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Bisoye Tejuoso
Born 1916
Abeokuta
Occupation Businesswoman
Spouse Mr J.S. Tejuoso
Children Oba Dapo Tejuoso[ Karunwi 111]
Parents Chief Karunwi
Bisoye Tejuoso was a prominent Nigerian businesswoman from Abeokuta. She was born into the family of an Egba farmer who was also a chief in Abeokuta. At 18 years old, she married Mr Tejusoso, and later accompanied him to Zaria, where he was working. At Zaria, Bisoye thrived in trading foodstuff with southern Nigerians; she used the railway to transport goods from Zaria to Lagos. In the early 1950s, she became an agent for the United African Company, and in later years, added Vono industries to her list of suppliers. She became very successful during this period and acquired real estate in various parts of the country.

In 1970, after disagreeing with her partners in a foam and carpet manufacturing venture, she decided to build her own factory. She got a loan from the Nigerian Industrial Development Bank and established, Teju Industries, a firm specialized in foam manufacturing. Over the years, she ventured out to other businesses. She is remembered as a pioneering woman who attained the summit of financial independence and success.

[size=20pt]She was murdered in 1996 at age 80 amid controversy over the obaship of Egbaland. To date, her murder has not been solved by Nigerian authorities.[/size]
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Pleaaaaaase Kadddimmm. . . .call me and give me more gist oooh!

This is sweeeeeeeeeeeet! These Yoruba peeps are something else I swia!

Please, who is the one that had  one of her 'Makinde' uncles molest his little niece oooooh? Are you "UGO"? cheesy

Abi na 5 or 10 minutes from Yaba Left or Right? wink

Abi the 'drug' dealing king pin. . . 'OLU' wink


Kaddddddddim!!! More gist please!  Thank God o! Who ever this LOLA person is should be thanking me. wink See criminals on NL? cheesy

Anyhoo. . . Not surprised. Many are "PLATIMUNNKEYS"

[size=20pt]Nneka Anyanwu[/size] come oooooooooooooooooooh!!! Some people need 'Inspiring'! grin

Lemme go and get more gist. That face book list will come in handy. . . .!!!

This is fun! These Okoro-Ngatic salient assassins for stale cyber hot dogs are beginining to 'unravel'. . .

MORE PLEASE. . . .I SAY!!! grin

Kadddddddddddddim. . . nack us tori biko!

What of that one with 'Inbreeding' in her family. . . please fill me in!  cheesy
OSISI JIGGLY-PGGLY. . .YOU DON WAKE? WHICH ONE ARE YOU OOOOOOOOH, ? TEGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 1:12pm On Jun 04, 2011
Kadimm:
Hey Blazay, let me help you out. wink These guys are mostly in London. I have checked them out.

Anonymous mask unrevealed. You would have to pay me to give you the dirt on them. We are talking big bucks sweetie.

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Ugonna Amenechi wink
Agherese Alonge wink
Olu Domingo wink
ABIMBOLA BALOGUN wink
FOLUKE BALOGUN wink
OLADAPO MAJEKODUNMMI wink
KADIMMA OLIKO wink
ULOMA IGBEGBULAM wink
PHILLIP ADEKUNLE wink
KAYODE TEJUOSHO wink

Ihenji. . .  wink[/size]


Give me a holla. wink I mean the real dirt. kiss

Guess whose daddy bought her a husband because of her ugliness? wink
Guess who was caught with drugs in a foreign country in the 80s? wink
Guess whose daddy molested her as a child?

Many more. Stay tuned.
Nooooooooooooo shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte!!!
This is getting interesting by the day.
OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!


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Moe pweeeeeeeeeze!!!

This h-internet na waya oooooooooooh!

SSSSSSSSSSShineke!!! grin
CultureRe: Video, Ohsisi Praising God, Igbo Style. by Blazay(m): 10:27am On Jun 04, 2011
This is the only thing worth replying here from all these drivel! Na for here dem come hide? shocked

PhysicsMHD:
Blazay's little side show is funny, but it's hard to feel any pity for her about what happened, since she is a married woman who sleeps with married men (according to her).
Who asked you? WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS? AM I WORSE THAN YOUR MOTHER WHO PROSTITUTES ALL OVER BENIN-CITY WITH LEBANESE MEN TO GIVE BIRTH TO MIXE BREED OF AN OAF LIKE YOU.

What happened? You phocking piece of cow dung? You think everyone comes to the cyber airways to get laid or married like you and you okoro-ogboni harlots? Lemme not catch my name on those your leprous fingers on NL or NVS. Do you understand? You bassssss-tard!

AND WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS? LOCAL TOUT!

Look at this busy body. AKA Netotse! Always in one anus or another sucking shyyyte from NVS to NL. OGBONGE NL/NVS OLOFOFO HOUSEBOY. . .You think everyone is an irredeemable coward like you and your ilk? Feel sorry for your MOTHER! You arrzzzzzzzzzzzz hole! WHEN YOU ARE SOME PHOCKING DECENDANT OF SOME IMMIGRANT PIECE OF MIXED BREED HALF PORTUGUESE. . . WITH NO SENSE OF BELONGING. PLEASE, TRY AND FIND A HOME. IT IS MOS-DEF NOT NIGERIA! kiss

O jes O!. . . . cool  Many married men kpa kpa. . . !!! kiss See, when many of ya Okoro-Yoruba babes all over the cyber can only be 'career' mistresses competing for attention with their rectums! Mu he he he he he Na crime? Please, don't let it pain you too much huh? Find some for OSISI/FIRST LADY and her SISTAH SODOMY QUEEN HOLY PAGAN OF NVS! kiss

PLEASE LOLA GIWA, AKA HOLY PAGAN OF NVS CARRY YOUR ABIMBOLA BALOGUN AKA BALOOOOOOOOOOO. . . ABI NA BBALOGUN GO JARE! WHO WANTS TO START SMOKING GANJAH IN OLD AGE? HAPPY ANUS PHOCKING DIA!!!. . .

Oh babee. . .what a married man can do. . .a married woman can do bestest! Die if you wanno die hon. kiss

Pity who or what? Please, you are phocking low-lives of Nigerians. Don't give yourself too much credit to be what you may think you are or know. If oyinbo peeps were stroking now, I would understand.  DO YOUR PHOCKING WORST! kiss


How did I miss this? Na for hia una come hide? COME AND BAN! WHO IS AFRAID OF THESE LOW-LIVES? undecided

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HERE COMES THE WOR WOR GANG!

SEE OSISI BLACKIE WOR-WOR FATTY BOBO MAMBA FAN CLUB! MU HE HE HE HE HE NA SO E PAIN UNA REACH? cheesy

YOU MEAN NO CRIMINAL RECORD FOR THIS 'LOLA' OF A PERSON  ABI NA NNEKA ANYANWU OF ABIA STATE?[/size]
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NO PLATIMONKEY 419? grin NO ITALY RUNS? CHAMBERMAID? grin
 
CHILDREN IN AHABA? HUSBAND WHERE IN MEXICO? MAID IN DALLAS. . . .


BWAAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA[/color][/size][/b]

NO BETA GIST? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE DISCUSSING ANUS-PHOCKING AMONGST IGBO WOMEN ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS? grin

THANK GOD I HAVE NOT BEEN CONVERTED. FATHER LORD. . .LET MRS BLAZAY REMAIN A SCORNED WOMAN FOR LIFE. ISEEEEEEEEEEE!!! grin
WE ARE NOT INTERESTED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. . . MALE SLUTS HAVE BEEN PAID IN CASH AND KIND. . . CARRY GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! grin
I DASH YOU ABEG! TWA!!! ONYE NEE LEE NKWOBI! TWA!!! cry NA YOUR LEVEL BE DATIOOOOH. . . CARRY GO. YOUR MATES DEY QUENCH FOR DOCTORS AND LAWYERS. . . YOU DEY FOR CYBER WORLD DIA DEY QUENCH FOR 'TOTO-CHOPPER' WEY DEY SELL PEPPERSOUP FOR LONDON. O GA OH! NOT INTERESTED. . . CYBER ASHEWO DON DO IM WORK. . . CHOP DA REMNANT! MWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! kiss

YOU NOR DEY SHHHAAAAAAAAAAAME? LOCAL IGBO WOMAN!AKA HOLY PAGAN OF NVS. . .AWON ALOY EMEKA OF NAIRALAND!!!


SEE ALL THESE WOR-WOR OKORO-NBGATIC LOW LIVES OF NL?  cheesy

SHAKARA DON H-END?  SEE HATERS GALORE. . .MU HE HE HE HE HE

A woman scorned for a shrivelled cyber "Umaru-Dikko" must be a terrible thingy indeed. . .cheesy PLEASE, WE OF THE 'CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH PLUS WAKA FACTORY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN USED AND ABUSED DUDES AROUND THE CYBER AIRWAYS. . .THAT IS FOR DEPERADO OKORO-NGBATIC BABES!


OOOOOOOOOOOH, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THREADS!  THE ATILOGWU ASHEWO PRAISE-SINGING THREAD. . .BWWWWWAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!  Don't cry for me Arrrrrrrrrrrgentinaaaaaaaaaa!!!!  Woe is me for I am DOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! Mu he he he he he  cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin I AM SOOOOOOOOOO LOVING THIS. . .THANK GOD THE PERSON BEING DISCUSSED AIN'T NO THIEVING IGBO-KWENU PLATINMUNNKEY!!! TA NU JA!!!! 

This has been so much fun!

B is for Blokos ni! cheesy

Back to work o jare!

Abeg wey my ticket to go and see the 'Queen'? TO SEE BETA BLOKOS? NOT BROKE ARZZED PEPPER SOUP SELLERS OF THE CYBER WORLD AND BEYOND! TUFIAKWA!

[b] [size=20pt] Look at people feeling sorry for others my GOD? Feel sorry for who? Mtchwwwewwwwwwwwwwwweeeeew!!!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!! Like I would always say. . .Any fooine married man in the house pweaaaaaaaaaase. . . .FOR SHA-GIDELIC PURPOSES.? wink SOUTH SOUTH DUDES ONLY PLEASE. . .NO OKORO-Yoruba DORTY/STONED FACE DUDES PLEASE!

AT LEAST WE NEFA REACH COURT HOUSE YET. . . !!! AS LONG AS WE ARE NOT PHOCKING WITH OUR ANUSES LIKE 'LOLA GIWA/HOLY PAGAN' ALL OVER THE UK. . . OR PHOCKING ALL THE LOCAL MODERATORS ON BOTH NL AND NVS LIKE OSISI BLACKIE FATTIE BOR-BOR MAMBA. . .I GUESS WE ARE WINNERS ANYDAY.


AWON E-BADU BELLE AND E-JOLOSI MU HE HE HE HE HE HE

ABEG OSISIS WOR WOR. . .FATTY 'OGIRI' BOR BOR. MAKE WE SEE YA 'OKORO-BIDO' YOUTUBE VIDEO ABEG. WITH ALL THOSE YA JIGGLING MOUNDS OF FLESH. cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin

E-M-M-A EMMA!!
E-M-M-A EMMA!!

IGBO KWENU! YAAAA!
IGBO KWENU! YAAAA!

BUSH OKORO WOMAN! MAKE E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI NOR KILLY YA ONE DAY. . . ABEG TRY MARRY QUICK HUH?


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MORE GREASE TO YOUR ANUSES PLEASE! I AM SURE 'B' WOULD LOVE THAT! GOOD RIDDANCE! SAY NO TO THE LAND OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH! cheesy


Abeg wey beta topic to keep me awake? Were are my straight married boyfriends please? No anus phockers allowed beyond this point. . . THANK YOU! kiss

2 HOURS TO GO! cool

Next pleassssssse. wink Ova and out! Who dey fear una. Useless things!

DO YOUR PHOCKING WORST I SAY. . . .MWAAAAAAAAAH!!!
RomanceRe: ... by Blazay(m): 9:51am On Jun 04, 2011
Hell no!!
I can't stand 'yellow' peh-nises!
They are waaaaaaaay too soft too and get red with the slightest 'blowing'!
Twa! angry
RomanceRe: If Na You: ? by Blazay(m): 9:47am On Jun 04, 2011
She had found out that the grass ain't greener on the outside.
Ladies need a little time to make up their minds. . .
As long as you have to deal with other human beings. . . you never have any control over their emotions.
You just do your part and leave the rest to take care of itself.
A secure self-esteem goes along way too.
Now you know she can be 'flighty'. . .Just give her the same treatment if she leaves again.
When she comes back again. . . h-enjoy yourself and let her keep 'waka-ing' till you get sick of her arse!

Well, you wished she'd come back.
God has answered your prayers.
Enjoy! kiss
RomanceRe: Is This Normal? by Blazay(m): 9:36am On Jun 04, 2011
Very normal.

Why buy the cow if the milk is free? If it ain't broke. . . please, don't try to fix it. kiss

I would not marry the dude after having a child. Usually, you get married before having children. Having enjoyed all the benefits of the marriage that would never be. . . I would invest more time in getting another child. Better still, you are married under 'common law' stipulations.

I commend the men in this family for helping keep the statistics of failed marriages way down. No one should get into marriage just for the heck of it.


Kudos to all three brothers! kiss
RomanceRe: Men And Women: Please Know Your Role In Life by Blazay(m): 9:27am On Jun 04, 2011
Women are created to be playthings for men, they should please know their roles!
Rant over,am out!
Easy o! Every pencil needs a sharpener! wink

I wonder what I could call all the men I have been 'playing' with on and off the h-internet eh kwa? wink


I have accepted my natural role as 'hooker of the h-internet'. . .  grin
I don't know about this natural role of a thingy o!
My God has given me the permission to be 'fisher of men'.

Still fishin'. . . .


*only a yoruba or igbo man can write such drivel*

Awon "Demiji of Akure ati Chijioke Wigwe. . . .!!!

Tufiakwa!

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