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The good, the bad and the ugly.
No problem.
Just put them in their correct 'container' or 'places'!

Shikena!

Why don't you use 'direct entry' instead of 'JAMB' to approach your best friend's sister?
If you are genuine and your best friend is really your best friend. . .there should not be any probs right?
I love these kinds of social networking. . .at least you know who and what you are dealing with.

Instead of all this face book rubbish!

Go for it man! I dey ya side.

Btw, when going to the "next level". . . please, ensure you have a job.

Jobless people should not be 'phockin'!

Oh dia!
Not again.
Is love by force?

I will not even do inter-ethnic love not to mention interracial one.
That ship has long capsized!
To whom it may concern please.

Please, stop contaminating your family/business lines with yahoo-yahoo calls from unserious peeps.
Why do you have only one telephone anyway?
Are you trying to tell me that a woman waits up for a man's call in this 21st century?
You need to get you an 'ashewo nokia' phone for triflers.
The only active feature is the 'delete' button.

Ma'am? This is the 21st century. . . women do not beg for money or honey.

If your 'man' or 'boy-toy' does not feel like calling you back. . . give him some time to go 'phock' somebarry else.

Every dog needs to go take a piss in another bush once in a while hon'!

Pls shd I go and check him at home or wait 4 him 2 contact me?

Abso-phocking-lutely NOT!

If you hear about his obituary. . . just go and pay your final respects.
I hope you have another man as 'back-up' generator?
You need to delete his number as soon as possible. . .to make up some 'space' for other numbers.

Damn right!
It is called e-badu belle and e-jolosi syndrome!

Who wanno be a 'blackie wor-wor'?

Throw them both a HUUUGE sendoff party. . . .continue fing-a-ring maself at night as in GOOOOOD RIDDDDDDANCE to you SIR! . Celebrating a better deal with my fingers. Nor be one UGLY, common house-maid snatch a WHOLE MARIA KENNEDY Husband for h-inside her bedroom with her anus?

Former Lagos State governor and national leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), Senator Ahmed Bola Tinubu has named[size=20pt] national interest[/size] as the reason ACN members in the House gave a bloc vote to the candidature of Tambuwal, which led to his subsequent emergence as Speaker. Tinubu gave this insight at a reception in honour of ACN House members at the Ogun State Governor’s Lodge in Abuja.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Typical Yoruba!

Kai!

mu he he he he he

OMG!

Am I having a good day or what?

[size=20pt]YES WE CAN!
YES WE CAN!
YES WE CAN!
DO YOU BELIEVE?

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuu FOR 2015!!!!![/size]

Mu he he he he he

*see my life. . .instead of me to prepare for work, I juss call them blow wan big lie say I lock my keys for h-inside my motor to avoid going to work today. Chai!*

dayokanu:
I dont smoke, Its all those Okoro-Yoruba dudes that smoke. WHy should I smoke, Am I a locomotive engine

I just loff blazay, Pls I am on my knees begging, that your profile picture has been making me to tuck out my shirt and pocket all over the office cos my Yekini don vex.

Make we phock plsssssss

Which kain NL office? Are you really employed?

Gooooooooooood!
Make that ya ofe mmanu-mmanu, ngbatic, blokos explode all ova dat your office!
Make dem nor fit 'attach' the pieces. . .for ay-vah andu ayv-ah!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Meet the "Almajiris" of Lagos!

Sooooooooooo, BANK-OLE Di-200Naira-Kpomo-Meji-Lips dey shiaa moni for Lagos. . .Almajiri don dey smoke Ijebu-Igbo all over Lagos huh?



Awon Dayokanu!

Please, go and claim your children!

If there is anything I can't stand in a dude. . .it is cigarette smoking. Twa! Igbo smokers keep off!

Dayokanu keep off!

Both need to be kicked out of Nigeria. They deserve eachother. I think the North and South can get along fine without them. Ibori-Atiku. . .Oshiomole/Dopesi-IBB. . . no fight! These Okoro-Yoruba peeps? Bloody nuisances!

See wetin dem dey take Nigeria and ALL Nigerian messageboards/websites dey do?

Kei!

Heavens forbid!

Thread of the day!
Early citings of PPDG. . .Paranoid Persecutory Delusions of Grandeur!
Anyone seen the good Dr. Bunch17 around of late?
We need a new set of diag-o-nizes hia o!

dayokanu:
Yes ooooo Blazay

Thats why I love you and want to phock you badly, Our H-enemies want to scatter us

Even the high flying Rep Anthony Weiner was caught yesterday

Ohhhhhhhhh God!!!

Bashorun Zfstranger. . . please, I am having a fantastic day. Stay in your corner!!!

[size=20pt] Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila (before he became the Minority Leader), as among the beneficiaries

Gbajabiamila, who was receiving N36m per quarter, had his own jacked up to N50m.
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Nor be "Salamatu" Bisala husband be dis?

I sabi dem well well! Lanre im broda.

Ex-convict wey run from America go Naija to do politics.

Bankole named the former Majority Leader of the House, [size=20pt]Mr. Tunde Akogun; [/size]

I know this wan well well. . . my cousin marry one of im pickin!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=684404.msg8471949#msg8471949 date=1307451132]they are from [size=20pt] Enugu[/size]! [/quote]Before nko?

Like we need a prophet to tell us that the main criminals in Nigeria are Igbo and Yoruba peeps!
Ibori just try im luck just fail.
Watch Jonathan "AHMADU" Goodluck die a pauper like Yaradua.

Mu he he he he he

Please. . .some of ya owe me 'several' apologies!

has anyone come out of this before?

Did Arnold Swartz not come out of 'it' after 14+ years?
Please, we are Africans. Since when did 'monogamy' become part of the African culture, even with all the fake religions imported to the shores of Africa?

i pray and ask to be forgiven daily and i think now i need some real talking.

Please, don't let those 'wayo' holy books fool ya. Your sins are your sins. No amount of 'Jesusing' of 'Jim Jonzing' can wipe them away. Love and live 'em all.

your input will be appreciated.

You are welcome. So here goes:

Please continue. People only become monogamous when they get tired of running around. . . Men especially! You have not committed any crimes. The most successful and peaceful marriages are those that have people in them with extra-marital affairs. . . openly or secretly aknowledged.

Everyone should have choice. . . no need for violence.

IF YOU OR THE OTHER PARTY DOES NOT LIKE IT. . . LEAVE! No need praying to deaf gods!

Richvkunt:
Man is a polygamous animal. Learn to deal with that!

Gbam! I don't know why people keep killing themselve for NOTHING!
OP, yoo yeeear dat?
Marriage is an investment for your OLD age. . .you berra learn to love your wife and play with your girlfriends. You have the last 5 years of your life to be monogamous. . .when you are one foot in the grave. But you ain't gonna die a lonely, old cargo without someone to wake up to! Mwah!

The people who preach a lot of 'Bible' toks. . .HAVE THE MOST MISERABLE RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGES. . . .with a lot of diseases in search of cures. Please, don't join them o! Keep loving your wife. . . Her choice to stay or leave! Yours too.

All men cheat in marriages. I REPEAT. . .ALL MEN! White o, black o, red o, yellow o. . . .no exception.
The ones that pretend the most are the very WORST!
If a whole Arnold can cheat with a very UGLY housemaid in Maria's bed. . . ?
Any woman that really wants her sanity maintained should learn how to invest in multiple 'love interests'.
You will never suffer any form of heart break and you would learn also the greatest art of self-preservation.

Well, you have experienced first hand why you should trust NO man, especially a spiritually-underdeveloped African male.

Christians are human beings too.

The choice is yours to forgive what you can NEVER forget. You don't have to be the 'proverbial' woman scorned. You have 2 options.

1. Terminate the marriage and find some form of closure.
2. Remain there and honor your vows for better for worse. . .like you took them.

I would remain there . . . for one reason only. The grass is NEVER greener on the outside. Besides, that is what marriage all about. . . A long race to the finishing line. . .of emotional/physical battles. You only have scars to show for it.

Good luck!

Ndi Yoruba di kwa egwu o!

Dem go dey shout 'you be h-amu robber'. . .'catch am catch am. . .tiefu tiefu'!

See money.

Ibori no chop reassssh dis wan o!

If dem shia dis wan. . .wetin dey for dem foreign accounts?

Juss h-askin'!

Himmmph!

Kmmmmph!

*Just fartin*

Ngodigha:
Bingo, the article only said two Nigerians. Quit hating, beast.

Common shorrrrop! See ya nyansh like 2 Nigerians!

Otu efi!

^^^

Mu he he he he he

E mata o!

Efry man/woman for in-sef o!

One Nigeria nor dey for 'crime sessssion' or "Africa's most wanted"!

Ewu!

The South African Police Service has uncovered counterfeit money to the tune of 80 million US Dollars at a house north of Johannesburg today. Two Nigerian nationals aged 40 and 41 were arrested in the raid.

Seven luxury watches worth almost R1 million and 18 cellphones were also seized. The men will appear in the Johannesburg Commercial Crimes Court on Wednesday.

In another incident, a South African national was arrested at the airport on Friday on suspicion of carrying papers in the shape of currency notes and a chemical. "The accused could convert the papers into dollars by just adding the chemical to it," the police said.

The accused, Ncube Emmanuel (38), was travelling from Mumbai to Kolkata.

These SA peeps must be 'racists'! Why did they omit the yoruba and igbo nigerian names?

North and South of Nigeria nor get this kain liver! I know my peeps!

Please?
Are they Yoruba or Igbo?
Or Both?

Ngodigha:
Brain-dead monkey, shut up your smelly mourth for once, all your posts is filled with hatred of a group. C'mon go back to the zoo where you rightly belong and share peanuts with your likes. Monkey fat-shitt sack.

Thank you!
Iyamiri!
Thanks for making history as kunta kintes of Nigeria.
Cherish your freedom while it lasts or history will repeat itself again.
"Let my people go"!

ak47mann:
wetin ojukwu do you self
They say his name are not igbo names na ijaw name be that nzeokwu too from s/s his not igbo too
AM confused about nigerians they are mentally not alright they are good at lying thank god that  same igbo  name other groups hausa and  Yorubas  claiming that never in their life that those name will never see ASO ROCK as long as Nigeria exist
now look what happen AZIKIWE EBELE the name they hate most is in charge now you can see they need help
they should apologise to igbos for genocide and marginalization   which end of the day no tribe in Nigerian is living by a good example how to move the country forward any little chance they get while in Govt. they will steal everything in a hard time like these countries like Greece and Ireland Italy are all cutting down from their spending a speaker in a poor country like Nigeria stealing 1billion dollars talk about greed on the highest level

O ta Akara na akamu!!!!

Ngodigha:
Monkey, your opinion is intereesting in the mind of your fellow fools. Castrated monkey, THE igbo here has said he is not a traitor and you are the one who thinks otherwise. Since, Ndigbo do not expect nor has asked him for an apology,you can go and chew all the grassland of Nigeria, bbastard.

NDO-I-DI-KA-GORILLA!!!
Nwa castrated Monkey Bassssss-tard!!!!
Nama ndi awusa!
How will ndi Igbo ever stop shouting:

"HAIL NWA HITLER OJUKWU"?

No wonder ya souls keep roaming around the world for peace and a final resting place. . . including the cyber airways! Millions of 'Ndi-Igbo" uselessly sacrificed by the 'busshy bia-bia' of one Otokoto King Pin!

May you keep being useless sacrifices in Nigeria for your sheer 'daftitude'!

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!