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Why dunnyoo tell her to come to NL or head to NVS.
She go do more than chat on bb.
She will be using her real 'bb' for sure.

Not to worry. . . my husband used to be like you till he discoverd "FB".

While I am smiling on NL/NVS and all the chat rooms in this world. . .he is busy drooling on FB. . . with all those half-Nayked girls.

Please, stop giving yourself unnecessary headache jor. Marriage is an investment for old age only. Your wife does not have to be your best friend till after 30 years of marriage. This is your time to 'move around'!

!Get Yours!

Like Nigeria like Nairaland. . . the abuse of infants, children and women continues!
Long live Deji of Akure!
Long live Chijioke Wigwe!

Aluta!


Good job Aisha2. . .resign and tell 'em to sssssssshove it where da Sun done Shine!

At least, you don marry ya own husband. . .no need to be a 'moderating' hostage no more.

An African man will only see a woman moderate the buka section and fashion section of NL. . .

Like any 'dofus' cannot moderate the damn political section. Other than fighting rabid ethnicists, what does the 'porfolio' entail?

Na h-im porson go siddon for NL dey kollect insults from cyber riff-raffs. . . all because of 'moderator' post?

Aisha2 abeg to take kia of ya man and pickins dem.

Mtchweeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!



Awwwwwwwwwww. . . I am sure her life is gonna come to an end! Sweeeeet Jisssssos!

Who will save 'our' children? When the offenders are family members themselves?
Mu he he he he he

Nigerians gravitate towards only negative things.
Just like you noticed other African children do not suffer the same fate in the UK.
I think it is a curse!

A black family is a black family inside or outside Nigeria.

Doomed!

As to what can be done? Absolutely nothing. Just Darwinism in effect.

Survival of the fittest.

God's own way of depopulating the UK/USA from undesirable elements!

Who can question God!

Enjoy your life to the fullest o jare. . . .You or your child might be next.

. . . and some call me crazy!

Na wah for Nigerians o!

E badu belle and e jelosi from so-called friends. . .!!!

You can never put a Nigerian man near another poohsie. . . !!!

Women can be soooooooo insecure. . . !!!

Too bad people feel the need to "settle down" and "get married". . . !!!

What a waste of human emotions. . . .!!!

Porson go juss dey wahala imself for nothing. . . .!!!


NEVER BEFRIEND PEOPLE IN A GROUP. . . !!!

Because it makes life less serious.
Exciting too.

Nice tips for the 'biblical-minded"!
Not applicable.
Why should dying or dead relationships be re-established with the help of God or the Bible?
My relationships are solid and meaningful.
If terminated, or cease to be meaningful, they do not need to be rekindled.
I celebrate such losses.

I try to leave my God out of my relationships and bother him for more meaningful things.
What your God has given you to be yours can NEVER be taken away.
If it leaves your hands, it does not belong to you.
To whom it may concern please.

Why you dey shame to show your picture?
Abi you wor wor like MANY peeps for hia with criminal records?
Post it jare. . . let them do their phocking worst.

Oh honey. . . never let haters win.

In fact post more to counteract.

Make them quench if them wan quench!

Get a new partner every six months. . . I toldya!
Keep that marriage certificate.

I pity women in Nigeria I swear.
Why should she be sacked?
Did Asiwaju Tinubu not have fake credentials?
Why was he not sacked?
Rubbbbbbbbish!

Yup!
He has earned his keep!
Wharrreva he wants. . . he garrrrrrrit!
One one condition. . . NO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
Any poohsie he wants. . .he can have.
When you see the soul. . .you can afford to love unconditionally.
If you are stuck at the superficial. . . it might a daunting task.

Just as he loves moi. . . SUPER UNCONDITIONALLY.
No shaking. . .no bending.
You must have something to offer.
It is a spiritual thingy.
I know where ever I am and no matter what. . . I will NEVER suffer. . .and same goes for Chief Blazay too.

Gba be!
! Get Yours !

About time too!
This child trafficking of a thingy is a huge menace in Nigeria.
Especially in the Eastern  parts of Nigeria!
I'd rather traffick myself than traffick a child.
Good Heavens!

Welcome to modern day slavery. . . Black on black crime.
Nigeria we hail thou!
O ye ghyayant of Afrrrika!!!
Twa!

The many perils of poverty!
At least, no one will blame the 'evil' white man for this.
Shioooooooooor!!!

It means she is 'doween' someone else and you are not 'attractive' enough. . .YET!
There might be hope.
Things change you know.

Instead of asking. . . go find out yourself. Avoid 419 'tories'!
Do you own investigations. . . under G!
Then compare to what he tells ya.

If you have laid a babe twice or more and you have  no plan to marry her, there is nothing special in just sleeping with her again. As we say in Pidgin English "Nothing dey there again". It is waste of time and money keeping a girlfriend who has nothing special to offer you, except "meaningless sexual intercourse".

. . . And vice versa.
Welcome to the New Age.
It is a woman's world too.
A waste of time and energy phocking a man that has absolutely nothing to offer.
Meaningless intercourse!

Of what use is a man's peh-nis after 'round 4'?

It ain't no 'Midas Touch' for sure!

The reason you should learn never to put all your eggs in one omelette du fromage!
Men are like eggs darling. Never put all in one basket.

It depends on how we parted in the first place.
Life is a busy street.
If the ex-lover is useful. . . may be kept as a friend.
If not. . . confine to the annals of irrelevance.

Enemies? Naaaah. Not that important.

I am disappointed. How could she let him get away?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

No it ain't.
You gatta love yourself first.

Yup!
Any thing he wants. . . he garrrrit!
He has earned it!

LadyT:
And did I read clearly that[b] married Almondjoy was having sex with someone[/b] off that other site LMAOOOOOOOO  or was that a joke. That woman is crazy you have to love her.

Learn to interprete dreams right.
There were 4 guys chopped over there by Almondjoy.
Welcome to the "New Age". . .
What a married man can do. . .a married woman can do best!

!Get Yours!
Please, wish me a happy anniversary coming up.
You guys are playing kiddy games over here.
The real koko of the marra is happening with the big boyz and gurlz. . .

Back to my bed.
Sooooooooo off today and waiting for my 'oga' to come back from work. The joys of not being a hypocritical Christian are numerous.
Praise da lord!

Matter and cyber riff raffs dealt with.

*Cased Closed*
*Moving on. . .time for my summer vacation in the UK. . .my favorite playing ground*
*Life is goooooooooooooooood*

Looking for Osisi and her gang. . . .looks like they be on vacation. . . so here goes, pending any citations of the 'bush meat' of a cyber bully.

Thank God those days are so ova! It is not funny when you have to find a pencil to scratch way inside there in the privacy of your bathroom. I am talking sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet scratching. Sotaaaaaaaaaaaaay spit go dey fall comot for ya mutt! Then you start bleeding and burning like crazy. Hmmm! Then the worst embarazzzzzzzzment. . .a manliness "joystick" comes out of you after several passionate encounters and 'releases' and is covered with loads of thick cottage cheese chunks! The poor dude looks down at you frightfully and asks. . . 'baby are WE okay'?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Not funny at all. Taink God for a healthy immune system.

Thank God I don't do dirrrrrrrrrrrrry dudes no more!
Too bad Naija dudes cannot use condoms. . . for some reason. . . their "tins' just seem do go real soft with the suffocating presence of a rubber. The reason I prefer AA dudes.

Please see a doctor. . . or get you some Monistat Supremo and 'oxycute' 'em bugs. If it has a 'foul' ordor. . . you don buy "Ogbo-O-Go-No-Go" market be that!
Usually clears up in less than 24 hours if it is just 'yeast'. . . Dunno about the 'habal' management factor. Stay away from nylon drawzzzzz, drink lots of water. . .sleep without undies to air ya 'love pit'! 

Oh please peep on sugars.
No shaking. . .no bending.
We dey kamkpe. . .!!!
The one I will not tolerate is the insult or the cyber gangsterism.
Time to deal with this your Ohsisi of a thingy once and for all.

Enjoy o jare. . .!!!

I just got a call from the editors of "The Sun Magazine". . .so let me see how much they are gonna pay me before I start revealing the real names behind the many many many handles in one on the cyber airways.

Some times you have to spend goooooooooood money to get what you want.

God bless computer forensics!

Mwaaaaaaaaaah!!!

I am off and have some serious parties to attend this weekend with my man. . . sooooooooo, I cannot afford to miss my flight.

Can't sleep on the h-internet this weekend. Enjoy the blog. . .more to come.

Get you a 'buxom' house maid to live with you like Arnold Swarzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
To give him all the 'kinky' sex he needs.

[size=20pt]Dear Blazay,
You have received an infraction From Ohsis ka Nku the Cyber love-peddler looking for a man on NVS!!![/size]

https://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/images/misc/supporter1.gif

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Reason: Please take your ISSUES elsewhere. Better still, GET HELP!-------

[size=20pt]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDANCE!!!! ASSSSSSSSSSSSHEEEWOOO CYBER WITHOUT HUSBAND!!!! WHY ARE YOU GIVING INFRACTIONS WORTH 1,000,000 POINTS? BAN THE PHOCKING MONIKER YOU SLUUUUUUUUT IN DA LORD!!!


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright! You keep your issues to yourself and STOP STALKING ME WITH YOUR OKIJA-OGBONI GANG OF CYBER HARLOTS OR I WILL DEAL WITH YOU! IJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIOT!!!

MRS. FAKE TIGER WEY DEY SLEEP FOR CYBER AIRWAYS FROM MORINGING TO NIGHT LOOKING FOR A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD "OKIJA" PHOCK!!!

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[size=20pt]This infraction is worth 10000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expir[EPLEASE MAKE IT ONE MILLION LIFE TIME BAN. . . sleep with A MODERATOR TO THE ALTER WITHOUT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN! CYBER VILLAGE GOAT! MAY IT NEVER EXPIRE. . . ISEEEEEEEEEE!!! THE WORLD KNOWS YOUR STORY ON NVS!!! ASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!![/size]

Original Post:
http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/foru, tml#post547774

I still dey in loff o!



One love. . .one love. . .one love. . . Mwaaaaaaaaaaah!!!


Abeg make I go dance on my man make e carry me go 'big breakfast' as payment of services this morrring jare. Ashewo work good o! At least you can always get a lirrrle sum'un-sum'un on or offline. . . Never a dry founting. Back to work today. Whaaarrrrrrrrrrrah fantastic weekend. So so food this man cook full house. I need to hit da tracks before I turn to one wor-wor, blacky "Lady Fatimatu" PERMANENT RESIDENT of Nairaland and NVS cyber joints. . . . combined wey dey dance atilogwu OKIJA-CHRISTIAN GOSPEL witi some kinda Arnold-Schwarze-PHOCKER OF HOUSE MAIDS- "TTC-PT" uniform and Itsekiri JUJU-FORTIFIED handkerchieves' for YOUTUBE praizzzzzzzzzzzing 'her lord of darkness'!




The 'made in the UK' clip has been removed? No sssssssshyte! Classic entertaiment. Tee hee hee hee hee heeLWKMD

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Enjoy the link! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-435436.0.html




Time for some t*t* party! Time to visit "James" jare. Time for some reaaaaaaal summer vacation in a Park Avenue hotel again. Not all those "Budget Inns". . . Arrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!






Mwaaaaaah!!!

E be like say "Mama Enu Vee Esss/Patience Ozokwor/The Evangelist" don wake oh! Mu he he he he he he



E be like say 'winch' wan born fikin today oooh! Chineeke! Fawu go die for market. LOL!!! Report-post-moderator-nwan mkpi" don wake oooooooooh!

This has been fun y'awwwwwwwwwwwwl. . . Back to my winky-winky elu my bed oooooooh! One more heavenly feeling for today. Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

O Be Wa Wu Oh!!!


Dedication to 'chop and remain for me club' of NVS



OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSONDI OWWWWWWWWWWWWENDI OH?
OSONDI OWENDI OH!

Abeg nor chop cyber harlot quench on top oh!

!Get YoursTo HAMMER YourAzzzzzzzzzzzzze Fuuuuuuuuuulll Time Plus JARAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Orrrrrrrrrrr Koooooooorrrrrrrrrr Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . .!!!

Onye o na so, ya soba. . .
Onye o nee we. . .ya fe be ishi n'oshiiiiiiiiiiiiia. . . .:LOLLLL!!!
A cho rum i fu onye mee iru ka "okoro-BLACKIE-monkey" nee ebe wan. . . .

O na so'm!

In fact, o so gbu gom!

A cho rum 'go-slow'!!!!


Gosssssssssssh! Too bad, it is time to go back to work.

JLYASDI baaaaaaaaabes!!!

Jesus-Loves-You-A and-So-Do-I . . . BAAAAAAAAAAABES!!!


Okija " Montin of Faya Arzzzz-BARREN" Winch or Ogboni IMPOTENT-okokobioko Wizard don report post yet? Tee hee hee hee hee hee

We are not 'shouting' in loud letters oooh. We are doing 'rainbow' coalition now. Tee hee hee hee hee hee


Over to the 'jobless' gang of still searching and free to 'mingle' and 'jingle'(anoooose) cyber aging singles.
AKA ON THE ROAD TO EL-DOH-RAH-DOH-RE MI-FA-SO LA-DI DOH. . .Oghene. . .DOH!!!!. . . .To catch wor-wor "Michelle-Obama-Rabbit-toothed- wife and sychro-system PSYCHO. . . Alusi-Igbudu. . .Moomoo-AJAYI" "Uzzzzzband" Mu he he he he he
No 'fake' marriage safitikates please.
Over to the gaaaaaaaaaang I say!!!!
My pleasure always!

LWKMD

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Hope you like ma colors? Mu he he he he he

I fit write book for this Enu Vee Essss I swai. I go be besssst seller!!! Mu he he he he

What characters!


LWKMD

I love this!

[size=20pt]Ohsisi[/size]

[size=20pt]See ya life o[/size] you are looking for Auspy to back you. Are you confused . The guy insulted you in post 125 or so and you thanked him. Now you are looking for him to back you.

[size=20pt]As has been rightly observed you look for and sometimes manufacture TROUBLE only for you to start crying to Admin or some other people when such unprofitable ventures backfire.[/size]

So much of this. Let us go back to your dream. The first one you dreamt about Dec 2010 has been played out already and the baby crashed with the NL matter.

Part 2 of [size=20pt]see ya life oooooooooo. [/size] Big K posited that you once posted same link and here you are raining abuses on me for posting same. [size=20pt]see ya life, [/size] [/b]I have no enemies to fight and in the course of time we will be friendly neighbours again. That I am sure of ( did I hear anuofia?

Back fire big time! All dem nyanshes don "OPIN" for NVS! Mu he he he he he Bicos I keep the ijjiot quiet since just for peace sake.
Don't mind the jobless GOAT! Signing up monikers to harrass her grandmother all over the cyber airways! OKIJA-HARLOT!!!
Always looking for trouble. . .then will go around crying foul!




Ohsisi the administrative ashewo of NVS prasing her [b][size=20pt]DEAD GOD!!! OSAMA!!![/size]

Whooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo!!! 

You get help! ASSSSSSSSSSSSSEWOOOO CYBER!!! NO HUSBAND!!! BARRRRRRRRRRRREN WITCH!!!!

Mu he he he he he he


http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/lounge/59906-i-dreamt-villager-last-night-6.html#post547790


I was dreaming of one MALE-villager or another. . .!!!
Get your own man. . . ASSSSSSSSSEWOOOOO CYBER IN DA LORD!!!
Mu he he he he


https://www.nigerialinks.com/images/pug.jpg

I won!
I won!
I won!

You for leave me there make I disgrace you well-well! ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEWO OKIJA!!!

Mu he he he he he

Choppers of remnants!



Next time you sign up monikers to attack me on or off the cyber airways. . . the  next set of revelation would need more than tapes across the lips sugar! Mwaaaaaaah!
[size=20pt]YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL BE EXPOSED NEXT![/size]
Next time, pick on someone your own size!


[size=20pt]Have fun as you moderate from UGLY MOFO "THE VILLAGE HEADMASTER" Big-Koward's bed! Happy phocking! Asssshewo moderator of the cyber airways! You have ALL been exposed. Next time I catch you anywhere typing rubbish about me. . . YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL BE EXPOSED TOOO.
MADAM PHOCK A WEBSITE MODERATOR/ADMINISTRATOR WITHOUT A LIFE!!!

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Mu he he he he he!!!


Just to leave you 'twit' a message. . . To be contnued in the 'Journal' Section. The WHOLE STORY!!!

Thank you ma pipo for your h-understanding.

Oh yes!
Please, nothing like:

Bonaventure. . . Misaventure. . .Paraventure.

All those 'adventure' names are not to be used.

Grandma names like "Gertrude". . . "Hazel". . ."Jemima". . . "Beaaaaaaaaaatric". . . ."Ed-ina". . . ."Doroti" 

World without end names. . ."Perpertual". . . 

Heavens forbid!

I can't stand English names. I was baptized in a Catholic church with that name called Helena. . . I have since gotten rid of it. Thanks to lost birth certificate. The useless name has gone on exile for ever. Thank you lord!

St Helen of Troy my arzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!