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rokiatu:
This woman


You must be one hell of a character for your husband.

He gave up a looooooooon time ago.
I be like 'fish' bone for im throat.
E nor fit to swalloram. . . an im no fit to vomit am!


Mu he he he he

Congrats.
Right now, I am looking for who will purchase mine.
To the lowest or highest bidder.
Are you interested?
Any price you want. . .

Deal?

[quote author=chidi-marc link=topic=664369.msg8294986#msg8294986 date=1305060748]you may not entirely agree with the above but the facts are also glaring for all those who care to look. America has been (suppossedly) from the osama threat. The question now is who will save the world from america?[/quote]Only God for real.
In God we trust!

Neither.
Try polyamory.

Smile and  just think of my huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge pay check he pays me for doing nothing.

Considering the fact that you made a mistake?and you are being underpaid?

If it bothers me I would wait to get another job before leaving. Being underpaid is better than being unemployed.
The choice is yours!
Gas is almost $5 per gallon.

Please contact you 'GYN' for the best birthing process.
My plan may not be yours.

No. Not all first babies come later than 40 weeks.
Ever heard of the term preterm labor or preterm delivery?

Here comes "Mr. Bitter Kola-wale"!

You should have contacted us before phocking.
Abi we dey for dia to hellep you preggo?
Shiooooooooooooooooooor!!!

It looks like you understand his problems pretty much.
The reason it is always a good thing to marry from Nigeria if you live in Nigeria.
Most of the men and women who live abroad are damaged goods psycho-socially.
Especially if they have lived abroad of over 5 years after struggling for 'kpali' and so on.

You have 2 options.

1. Play his therapist and make him a better person by 'lovingly' putting up with his abusive nature while allowing him to go through 'rehab' with your help.

Or,

2. Just get your residency and your children ASAP. . . then bail out of the marriage or relationship,

If you are over 30. . . please, don't go nowhere. The next one will be even worse.

I could NEVER dream of marrying a man who has lived abroad. . . MOST are psychotic and extremely abusive. I could never tolerate those from ANY one.

The problem I have with MOST Nigerian men who go home to get married. Instead of pampering and nurturing their new brides. . . the become worse than "Conan the Barbarian". . . ."Tarzan of the Jungle" and "Deji of Akure" combined.

Like I have stated. . .you have 2 options depending on how old you are and/or how much being married/staying married means to you.

Killing him is not an option(even as a joke), for he is already cursed! If he dies. . .the curse transfereth unto thee!

May your God forbid!

dayokanu:
With this analysis , Blazay we need to phock, Cos this analysis this making my Yekini hard.

Are you still in Coppel, Tell me whenever your husband travels so we can collabo.

I only phock EMPLOYED, PROFESSIONAL married men who have been married for at least 20 years without killing their wives and children.
Thanks for the offer though.

Yes, I still live in Coppell and I work in McKinney and Plano. . . right behind you too! Medical Center Drive to be exact.

Finally, concerning Nigerian dudes and dudettes. . . I only go North or South,
NEVER East or West!
Mwaaaaaaaah!!!

I don't phock Yoruba or Igbo guys!
Not to mention one with a combination-nuisance factor in the form of a "Dayokanu"!
Twa!

Hon'. . . You need to follow 'the yellow brick road"!

Thank God!!!

zayzee:
@ Blazay- u r definitely female. lol at your analysis of what Igbo and Yoruba women will do in the case of cheating. im neither of the tribes. I be proper Bendel/Delta/Isoko/yoruba by marriage.

As per cheating, from a Christians point of view: we preach forgiveness. It is not easy sha! truth is no one can tell how he or she will react in the same situation. It is easy to say now.

Exactly!

If you a Bendel/Delta babe like you have communicated to us. . . then you must be a rare breed with your kinds of sentiments.
For the Delta-Bendel babes of Africa are the real "AKATAS" of Nigeria.

Gotta love them. For they reaaaaaaaaaaaally know how to deal with Naija men proper-proper!
Unlike those wimpy Igbotic/Ngbatic ones that cry all over the world that their men are cheating.
The same men the were cheating with all the ways to the delivery rooms and altars in the first place.
All hoping the men will become 'born-agains' because of their ye-ye "HOLY-POOSIES'!

Mu he he he he he he


LWKMD>>>>>DEAD!!!!

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=670355.msg8352322#msg8352322 date=1305810095]Blazay are you okay? [/quote]What is your evidence that the reverse is not the case?
Or are you not used to quarreling with your own God when you are not happy with him or her?
Or, is this 'baby' created in his own image and likeness as he promised y'awl?

Of course he was framed.
That should teach these men not to go 'cheap'!
Who say 'awoof' nor get bone huh?

The International Monetary Fund’s director, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested last Sunday in New York City on the allegation of an immigrant hotel maid that he attempted to violation her in his hotel room. A New York judge has denied Strauss-Kahn bail on the grounds that he might flee to France.

I see.

Hmmm!

So, you can arrest a man based on an "allegation" for an 'attempt to violation' an immigrant maid?

Just like that? No proof?

Interesting.

Domestic violence and poverty go hand in hand.

Thank God my darling husband has not killed me for having phone/cyber sex with the whole world, while he romances both male and female on 'FACEBOOK' with my permission of course.

Praise ma lord! Hallelujah!

Bush peeps!

zayzee:
lol Blazay. are you male or female? your profile says male. I like your analysis, but is it really that easy? Funny enough many women in the Niger Delta do just that. they know the girlfriends of their husbands and even discuss said girls with their husbands. I no fit o. I don't think its good for the relationship to allow the man know you don't care. What do you think Blazay?

My profile is a-n hemophroditic one.
Yes, it is very easy. You have witnessed this yourself with the Niger Delta women.
You will NEVER catch a correct Warri girl crying over a man. NEVER. I love them for that.

You must be an Igbo or Yoruba girl/boy or person.
Those are the only groups of women in Nigeria who make this man-woman issue a phocking BIIIIIIIGG deal.

The Igbotic one will sit in the middle of the market place and be swearing left, right and center. . .with here mouth wide open and biting/snapping her fingers while shouting:

"Chuwuma! Chukwuma! Chai! So? E wee Phuckwam up!? Chai! Chukwuma!. . . Chukwuma!"  Those ones are so wicked. . . they would even wear Jeans to bed and starve the man of food and sex while doing 'Christian Church Mothers" and breastfeeding their pastors 2-3 times a week, playing e kind yeye, ancient, Okija tertiary vagin. . .while her husband seeks the comfort of other little girls even in her family lineage.



The Ngbatic one will be rolling on the floor. . .chanting while stripping . . . Or she will be dragging the man's ONE leg with ALL her children. (both the man's own and those of OTHERS) all over town in protest.

[b]
"Yeah! Yeah! Mo Gbe O! Omo mi o! Arrrrrrrgh! O ti o! Mo ti ku! Oko mi o! Ejor sir! A dupe sir!". . .then starts praising one or many gods and goddesses of misery. After all said and done, she will carry one half-broken, leaking calabash  to one stream to offer sacrifice to 'Ogboni. . .to kill both her rival and her husband(you know widowhood is very fashionable in the Western part of Nigeria huh? ) singing on her way. . .E kpo m'bee ewa  m'bee oooo. . .E kpo m'bee ewa, m'bee ooh. Aya mi o ja, oh eeh. . . .blah, blah, blah. blah. . . . [/b]Meanwhile na she do the ASHEWO work pass oooooooooooooh Kai!!! Prolly snatched the man first with juju. . . to turn around to claim what belonged to another in the first instance.

Funny groups of people I tellya. I never get tired of watching them. Sheeeeeeer entertainment. P-RRRRICELESS!



Come see cinema o! Meanwhile their husbands are doing "pump action" on top of one or several women and they are dying all over the place. Shioooooor!!!!

I think it is because of some deeeeep-seated psycho-social social issues, besides lack of exposure. No offense please.
Just ma candid observation.

You nor fit huh? Then join the likes of Maria. . .after marrying one kind of a "Conan The Babarian"!
Na you go cry ke.

I will not leave. . . let him leave MY house if he so chooses.

You are damn right. . . women from the "Up Bendel" parts of Nigeria do not cry over hotdogs.
They are too busy building mansions here and there with their poohsies, while the men play 'landlord' and stay home to look after the kids!

Do you realize that if my husband dies today. . . if his God calls him. . . I am the one that would be the main suslpect?
If you are married. . . you will learn to play detective. . . so when 'kasala' buss. . . nobarry go call ya name o!

Ho-ah!

Not funny at all.
I wonder why God stopped there.
Is that how HIS own son Jesus looks?
He should have added 2 poohsies there too.
Why stop half and half? "
Abi na "Devo" create this pickin without im "omniscient" knowlegde?

Please, the mother of this 'baby' should return it to the "God" or the "Devil" who fashioned it in his own image and likeness.
I tellya. There are some gifts that God should be ashamed to give to even his enemies. What an insult!
BACK TO SENDER I SAY!
Nonsense!

Some barry don been "inspired" again.
Oh dia!

rokiatu:
Good joke good joke Blazay.

Joke ke?
You don know natin!
Men? You have to be ready ma dia!
I mean ready!
Mu he he he he he

Who wan die like "fawu" for nothing bicos of wan man or wan yeye poohsie out there ?

Not me oooooh!

He can't cheat.
Because he already has my permission to 'sample' around.

When he is going away. . . for some time. . .I pack his bags like he asks me to.

The only question I ask is " business or pleasure" darling? His answer makes me determine what kind of 'fortification' I have to put in his bags.

As long as it is not with my relative or friend. . . I am cool with it.

My boyfriends can cheat with WHOSOEVA they choose to(including my momma. . .  . . . no taboo dia at all at all). Ler their own wives worry about then and they are soooooooooo free to die wherever they choose. I have absolutely no vested interest in such 'communual' prop[b]TY[/b]s.

But the husband? I have to monitor, so he does not introduce witchcraft into my home in the the almighty name of 'anoda poohsie' and kill himself, myself and all my children. . . . FOR NOTHING TOO!!!  I take particular interest in ALL his girlfriends.

Ladies. . .allow your men dogs to take a 'piss' in another bush once in a while. They are only 'pissing'!

So you don't end up like 'Arnold and Maria'. . . !!!

Mu he he he he he