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“Osama bin Laden and the ‘suspected militants’ targeted in drone attacks should have been arrested and tried in U.S. courts or an international tribunal.”
[SNIP]

“These assassinations are [size=20pt]not only illegal; they create a dangerous precedent,[/size] which could be used to justify the targeted killings of U.S. leaders.”

Absolutely correct! Ironic that the Americans who preach from the Bible of civilization would turn around and act worse than the terrorists themselves. Having sneaked into another country to carry out a gestapo style abduction and "Gong-Ho Commando" caliber-style assassination on a 'suspected' lord of terror.

If this is not hypocritical. . . I dunno what is.

I am sorry to say. . . it is time to bury my American passport.

As much as I love America. . . there are some things that don't look or sound right. This whole Osama business has just set a baaaaaaaaad precedent.

What really bothers me is the fact that the Muslim world is silent.  Not word?

Something is not right. . . just an omnious feeling I usually get when things are not quite right.


Something is not quite right I say.

Let us just wait patiently for the next shoe to drop. . . it ain't gonna be pretty.

I don't really sleep well at night after all this OSAMA-OBAMA thingy. . . .May God help us all. Amen.

Is this not the 'drug-addict' governor?

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/headlines/21507-Drug-Bauchi-State-Gov-Isa-Yuguda-Indicted-His-Many-Controversies.html

Drug: Bauchi State Gov., Isa Yuguda, Indicted, His Many Controversies
15/05/2010 18:48:00



Bauchi State administration headed by the very handsome Mallam Isa Yuguda appears to be one of the most corrupt states in Nigeria as the people of the state who are always complaining of his many financial misappropriations are not finding things easy with him.

While he’s yet to clear himself from his excesses and nontransparent contract he awarded to China Zhonghao Nigeria Limited valued at N7.8b of which knowledgeable sources point to China Zonghao as the governor’s conduit pipe for the looting of Bauchi State, the amiable governor is said to have been a drug addict. “Yes, he can’t do without taking it every night.

[size=20pt]Why he’s so engrossed to smoking of Indian hemp these days cannot be explained, the reason is because, immediately he takes it, he begins to cry a baby for a while before he gains his strength back. A lot of us, who are witnesses of this strange ordeal, have come to conclusion that there is more to that act than meet the eyes. [/size]

” One of his aides informed us. Governor Isa Yuguda is the son-in law to the late former president of Nigeria, Musa Yardua and while he is said to have been going away with the looting of his state’s treasury is based on this fact.

Though, there is a strong warning from the presidency that the youthfully looking governor is ‘untouchable’ and both EFCC and ICPC seem to adhere to this instruction, close sources informed. .

This friendly and very playful governor who is said to have turned the good fortune of his state to misfortune, information at our disposal reveals, is not only hooked on drugs but is deeply involved in all kinds of immoral acts.

www.nigeriafilms.com will soon give you all the documentary evidences of the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) program to you as soon as possible

Wonders!

The highly Igotic-Mgbeke name of a 'P-R-I-S-C-A' should be a red flag to any bull.

Prisca ko. . . Pascaline ni!

Local name!

stays at[b] Bende Road Umuahia, Abia State. [/b] she is a distroyer of families, you guys should beware of her

Why are we surprised? She might have been one of Osis Ka Nkwu's girlfriend while the notorious armed robber was operatively alive.

Anything is possible from Araria market!

Unless I were friend's with his wife too.

Yes, I have attended 5 of my ex-boyfriends weddings or more.

^^^

^{*in mischief mode of operation*}

The buka woman sabi bukuru o!

Errrrrrhm. True word. True word.

Amerika pipo wicked well well. . .If dem catch dat kaiin Osama (The one and only "ESAMA" of terrorism) Body, wey killy over tiri tazzzzand pipo. . .come levo grand siro jhion on top?

Dem nor go release that body lai lai. . . dem go just dey pour kerosine on top efry day, take am dey do 'sacray-fy'. . . come put serpent for im blokos take am dey make im dey burn for h-inside CTU witi dem Jack Buer dia. In fact nor be only '24' dem go take am h-act! Na 48 go be Osama version. Dat Osama go regret dey day wey Prophet Mohammed come dis world I swia!

American pipo too dey lie-lie abeg!

Osama body dey for America kpe-pe-rem-pe!



Nna mheeeeen. . . like that my Okoro husband dey always telly moi wey we dey fight h-erhn? If I just miss literacy by 0.5% huh. . . Akpenor Jegede Sokoya for "Masquerade" those days for better pass me. Na reaaaaaal "I-Gbelekhua"(Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuush Meat) I for be I swia!


Lord-a Mercy!

Kweeeeeeeekeh!

Till I see where dem keep Osama body. . . I nor dey blink!
Burial at sea ko. . . burial for moon ni!
Shiooooooor!

Wey Juliane Assange to gif us the correct gist jare.

Arrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

You do not get to pick who you fall in love with. But. . .I do not subscribe to that school of thought.

Women who have 'bred' with different men belong with men who have 'bred' with different women. . .so they can keep such a 'mess' in their family lineages.

No. I have a choice. . . I could NEVER gravitate towards ANY one. . . male or female who has "bred" with more than one woman or one man.

It is not in my genes. . . We do not scatter 'poohsies' and 'dee-ks' while leaving residues in the form of "issues" all over the yard! We plant them in one place or gerrrrrrrrrrid of all of them!

Very tacky!

Thank you!

Hmmmm!

O di kwa risky.

If that is all his/her brains can handle. . . then why not?
Must every child go to "Havard"?

My brains are not the 'technical' school materials.

More of the 'analytical' kinds. So, I never gravitated towards anything 'technical' including FaceBook!

Because it takes them away from the reality on 'ground'.
Since we cannot fall in love with them because of their ugliness in reality. . . we would prefer a facade . . .

Notice that once the dee-ek has been sucked and fu-cked. . . it is GAMEOVA!

Simple answer. . .it is sweeter than the real thing. Once you meet 'em. . . it ceases to be fantastic.

Heeeeeeeeey. . . at least we can fall in love with you guys before smelling your breath or your Toes!

Your only chance is the h-internet baby!

Make it gooooooooooood!

Can we please get past 2011.
Thank you!

Not the African culture for men.
African men need younger women to work on those dead rats for sure.
An older woman would never satisfy such a need. . . too tired.


It takes an average of 4 hours of excruciating BJ of an excercise to even get one of those damn things to get a nod.

Please. . . men over 30. . . need viagra to make love to you like every other day when the drug has peaked.


So, why would an Africa man marry an older women with a dead rat?

Please tell them dee-k craaaaaaazy psychos!
Who wanno go to jail on behalf of one limp dee-k for crying out loud?

With 2 beautiful children. . . the last thing that should be on the woman's mind is the man.
What a desperado!

This can only happen when people make their money legitimately.
Even with all the househelps in the world. . . we still had to go to the market and cook!
My parents did not have time to raise 'lazy' children who grew up to be slobs!
Or waiting for one stinking sugar pop to grease someone with stale semen!

Way to go Mr. Branson.

For me, pocket money stopped at age 22, not that it was ever enough for my lifestyle to compete with Paris Hilton's or Victoria Beckham's. Meanwhile today, we have Nigerian children who have never worked for 5 minutes in their lives
insisting on flying "only" first or business class, carrying the latest Louis Vuitton ensemble, Victoria 's Secret underwear and  wearing Jimmy Choo's, fully paid for by their "loving" parents.

Welcome to Africa. Chief consumers without manufacturers!

If the present generation of Nigerian pilots retire, will you fly a plane flown by a young Nigerian pilot, If trained in Nigeria? People now have first class, who cannot spell GRADUATE or read an article without bomb blast! Which Way Nigeria!, Which Way Nigerians!! Is this how we will ALL sit and watch this country SINK?

Welcome to Nairaland!

LETS CHAT ABOUT LIFE IN COMING TO AMERICA, AFRICAN LADIES ARE SUPER WOMAN IN AMERICA.

Damn right! The reason going back to Nigeria is NOT an option. 

CAN U BELIEVE AN IGBO GUY WAS SLAP BY HIS WIFE , WHILE THE GUY WAS DRIVING, SIMPLY SHE CLAIM THE GUY THEY LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN, THE GUY THOUGHT NEPA TAKE LIGHT,

Nothing to do with being a woman in America. The couple is used to liviing with domestic violence for the longest time. Very common in Nigeria too where the women are the dominant partners in the relationships. So, what has this 'slapping incident got to do with living in America?

ONLY TO REMEMBER HIM DEY USA, HIS BOILING POINT WENT OVER 100 AND CAME DOWN SLOWLY, WAT A CALAMITY. L M NOT SAYING

Apprapraite response, Real men walk away from physical and emotional abuse.
Only extremely weak and emasculated men respond with their fists.
Just like only ill-brought up women would lift their hands at their husbands.

ALL AFRICANS BABES IN USA ARE BAD. WE STILL HAVE GOODS ONES.

If the men would behave. . . they won' t be in those kinds of treatments. As th heads of the households. . . .you follow your leader abi?

No man. . . I repeat, no man worthy of respect will have a woman disrespect him. Unless she has a really bad upbringing.

Nothing to do with being in America.

And single dads too.

Anyone that can love and hate Nigeria at the same time.

I am sooooooooo depressed!
What a sad day.

Odunnu:
I saw it all including the sagamite part before you edited.
Coward!

Mu he he he he he. . . Cowards on rampage. . . . mu he he he he he

Gosh.

Nairaland will never change.

If porson be coward, im fit show fine face for www?

Mu he he he he he he

Nor be efry barry be wor-wor criminal or sngle-divorcee o! Chai!

spyder880:
@ blazay, am sure you are joking!

Then you must not be a Nigerian.

^^^^

Mu he he he he he

Make una dey follow 'spirit' dey h-argue for NL o!

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Mu he he he, are you serious with that?

You don know natin!
Why do you think MOST oyinbo women have 'pets'?
The tin wey I don dey do since I be 14 years old? . . . A V[b][size=20pt]A[/size][/b]GIN TOO!
Very sweeeeeeeet and ritualistic!

Stale news!
Una be bush pipo nor be small.



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Oh God!  Na wah for you oh!  We really would like to clean up first before you embark on that task!  How are your teeth

Well got Hot one hot afternoon and since "he" was not around--- I engaged the services of our pet Logan -  the dog -  to give me a good "licking" down there! I had a knife under my pillow for some protection!  I was amazed at what a good job he did.  He did not even bite and was so gentle!  God bless am!  Should say this dog followed me around the house for about a week!  Never tried it again though! A dog is really man's best friend!  Or should I say woman's best friend!      Now you know why all these old oyinbo people have cats and dogs at home!

I remember 'someone' getting banned for this 'revelation'. . . I actually did petition Seun to restore the name MILITIA and he flatly refused on the grounds that 'bestiality' was not to be discussed on Sharia-nairaland. Oh well. We have come a long way haven't we? Bestiality can be discussed in 2011. Somebarry praise da lord! Hallelojah!


See. . .the tin don dey reign since. . . na today?

To think that I was only 14 then and was on my period too!

The dog lick shegey comot for my poohsie. . .I tellya!

Please. . . don't tell the POPE!

Thank God! African women are getting smart at last!

Political or tribal. Absolutely nothing religious. No truly religious person will act against his or her religion. Unless they are phockin' hypocrites like we have around us. Born agains included. No difference.

Religion ko. . . Religion ni!

Like there is a difference between a muslim almajiri and a Christian one?

HA!

Voted: POLITICAL!   


Yaaaaay!!!!

Hello All,

This is actually for my close friend.

She missed her period 2 months ago. She took 2 pregnancy tests and they were negative. Means she was not pregnant.

She went to the doctor's for a blood test and she was told she was not pregnant.

It is confusing for her because she never misses her period. Whenever she misses her period, she has been pregnant.

[size=20pt]She is in her 30's.[/size]

Also, they have been trying for a baby and she met with her husband during her last ovulation period.

If you have heard of something like this before, pls say.

Any advise for my friend.

Over to the h-internet doctors abeg!

Diarrris "God's time" and diarrris 'Devil's time'!

The best time for which one is the question.

ThiefOfHearts:
she's not married? moderatorsd in bed? Im so confused!

LOL Im sorry for mentioning your two together o. I swear I thought you two were cool over there and that she left here to join you there, then again [b]I only check it when I remember wich is like once every 3 months.[/b]lol didnt know there's no love lost. No vex 

How are your yellow children 

Looooooooooooon tori! Heeeeeeeeey!!!

Please. . .please. . . please. NEVER mention the 'two' together I take God beg you. Ever since I came to this NL. . .that your osisi has not allowed me to drink water and keep cup down. You sef with that your "Davidylan" hounded my all over this NL with una gang upon gang upon gang with other monikers and with the help of those your USELESS moderator pals. . . .plus Seun kpa-kpa. . . AND for NOTHING. Like I have stated. . .2008 is not 2011 and I am NOT anonymous. YOU guys are NOT anonymous either.

If una wan ban. . . not my consain. If I wan come back. . . I go come back. I fit reach 10,000 posts before una go know say na me kpa-kpa if I mean to.

This playing hide and seek is sooooooooooo fun. I will come back for mine h-ememies. Guaranteed! :kiss:

Anyone that thinks that he or she is anonymous. . .and keeps harrassing me with fake monikers huh?. . .By the time I finish with that animal or those animals huh?. . .Osama Bin Ladin's body, chopped up into infinitesimal pieces inside the "Smithsonian" dungeons. . . .(Barrack Obama and co dey lie say dem bury am for sea. . .mu he he he he. . . . .these Americans na wah wah I swia!. . .huh!. . .  .will be faaaaaaar better than that person or those individuals. Watch. Please, make NL the fun place it used to be. I go go borrow money from world bank plus go Sahara Reporters tell all una story for dia well well! 

My half-caste, beautiful children are doing fine. Thank God all those Mountain of Faya barren okija-ogboni witches on or off the cyber airways nefa kill them finish or turn them to 'ugly' blaaack arzzzes! Make oyinbo peeps nor mistake them for sodomistic pet gorrillas and 'Mma-Chimpazees' for summer camp take do target practice. . .with all that wor-wor black-shyyy-te of a skin color. . . .wey resemble 'the other side of midnight'. . . .Twa! Plus gorrilla teeth jhioon on top!

Good to see you around.

*Edited mischieviously*  . . . Waste of my time sef. Who get teeth to chew 'rotten meat'?

Please. . . not interested in this your osisi talk o. You are making her feel waaaaaaaay to important. Last time I will discuss this o. Extremely irritating!

Odunnu:
LMAO!
Blazay must always read any message/post even if its hidden in the business or music sections of NL that has Ohsisi in the post. Damn funny post!

You would know for sure huh?
You must be mistaken me for someone else. I don't go searching for ANY one's posts here or any where else's. . . .unless it is brought to my attention and I feel like addressing such entities. For the last time. . .osisi or whoever else. . .is inconsequential in my life. Please, keep him or her to the annals of irrelevance, where he or she belongs. I am here to have a good time and that is it. Not here to make friends. I am not in the clique of 'cyber super-star wanna bees'! I have a life. . .and a damn good one at that.


Please, discuss better tin abeg. If you want to worship your osisi. . .please go to NVS. She is the 'First Lady' of the Okoro-Ngbatic "Village Champions" WAZOBIA l love-in-tokyo club over the dry messageboard over there abeg!

If she or ANY of her nonsense monikers or affiliates of such comes near me. . .I WILL TEAR HER/THEM TO PIECES!!!
If she send una come huh? Tell am say I dey wait for all UNA gang.
You can't do shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte!

My hand nor dey dia biko. I have moved on.

My life is not that boring. . . Cyber world is just that. . . never to interfere with my real life. Mwaaaaaaaaah!!!


No one should harrass me. . . PERIOD!

Moving on!

Please. . . we are past '25' years ago. This is 2011. 11 year olds are becoming grandmothers and 90 year old men are sleeping with/sodmizing female infants in diapers with erectile dysfunctional dee-ks for rituals.

What is there not to discuss?

Ye ye dey boom!

If anyone thinks education is expensive. . .let him or her try 'ignorance'!

Shioooooooooooor!

Please preach it ooooh.
No woman should be seeing periods after 35.
After bleeding for 20 years. . .? With 35 year old eggs?
I have told my daughters to have their children early. . .marriage or no marriage.
Please. . .give me menopause any day.
I do not miss the nauseating 'smell' of old, rotten, ice-fish blood oozing from my arzzzzzzzz every month!

You can even smell some women from miles away with this 'bloody' thing, causing both nyansh and body odors. . . stinkin' up the universe and depleting the ozone layers!
Especially in that Nigeria of a place where 'baffing' for MOST girls and women is limited to 1 bucket of water per week! Phuuuuuuuum!!!

D-I-R-T-Y  N-Y-A-N-S- H @ 35?
Some women thing it is cool to be carrying tampons and pads in their purses at 40? Local things!  After phocking for over 30 years? Wein dem dey do since?

God forbid. If the pickin nor come by that time . . .please go and freeze some eggs and save 'em. Then cut off all that 'dangling' rubbish smelling all over the place every month. When you find the man. . .if he ever comes with all these useless things masquerading as men with impotent dee-kes and all kinds of diseases btw their legs and in all that "lakpa-lakpa" btw the cracks of their butts from too much waka-waka. . .or when they are really 'bi-sexuals' in disguise deceiving desperate women about. . .get you a kid by renting a womb online. . .viola! Your baby has cried in your house. . .the DNA is yours.

Ladies. . .please, take control of your lives. We are not living in the days of "Sarah and Abraham".

I am fixed for life. . .no smell! No pimples. . . I can sleep without 'pant'. . . I even go the the clubs without pant.

No "leaky-leaky" I beg. I nor fit battle satanic fibroids for old age. God forbid!

Even if I be "Agatha Moses"?

I have no patience for feminine issues I tellya.

Thank you lord.

Over to you 'fruit of the womb' seekers I beg!

I have retired from that business. . . Thank you lord!

I have no business with any Mountain of Zion or Faya pastor.

I gatzzzz mines.


Time to phock till I quench!


[size=20pt] LADIES!!!! HAVE YOU KIDS EARLY. . . ,MAN OR NO MAN!!! IMPREGNATE YOURSELVES!!! [/size]


Notice to all. . . IF YOU ARE STILL HAVING PERIODS. . .@35. . . . PLEASE STAY IN YOUR POULTRIES. DO NOT. . .I REPEAT. . .DO NOT VISIT MY HOME OR COME NEAR MY VEHICLE. I WILL NEVER VISIT YOURS. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!

Only in places like Africa.
This kind of a story would have been thorougly analyzed by forensic scientists and there would have been no question as to who did what or not.
Backward nation of cursed souls!

State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Charles Muka told Vanguard, Sunday, that “we (police) are investigating. No arrest has been made; the woman locked the kids inside(her apartment) and took the keys away”.

End of story!