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I don't expect anything more or less from a TYPICAL Nigerian parent who knows how to phock, but does not know how to discuss birth control. No wonder he is a single parent. I would discuss birth control with ANY daughter of mine as soon as she reaches puberty. If she decides to have sex. . .which I cannot control, at least it would protect her from unwanted pregnancies. . . by some apes out there.

Frankly, he must be a buuuuuuuuuuuush man. Ignorant to be exact!

He should be happy his daughter is not a teenage mom at 17. Obviously, she is doing a better job parenting herself.

OAM4J:
^^^Mu he he he

This na 2011 o. Militia don fight and finish all the battles for 2009 nau, abi Blazay still dey continue the battles ni?

Me I be newbie o, wish I was around back then. Hey, I come in peace!

*Edited mischieviously* . . .  Just to keep things simple abeg.

Some of us are not 'imported' mgbeke brides and house wives. . .we are JOINT owners(50% of ALL marital a[b]rssssse[/b]ts of houses and businesses huh? Unshakable and unmoveable for better for worse.)
Nor be bicos we dey do play-play with cyber riff-raffs, local champions and yahoo-yahoo village monkeys!

You come in peace. . . I accept you in peace.

ThiefOfHearts:
you sef na unknown.

Almond. what's up? After making osisi abandon us to join you at the village square, you are back without her.

*Edited Mischieviously* Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust to keep things really simple.

Hello there.
An old face I can recognize at last!
Mu he he he he. . . those days of doggone heavy figths.
I am glad I could find that your Ho-Si-Si a home at last.  You are free to join her over there if you miss her that badly. I have been wanting to get away from her suffocating presence for the longest time. Now, that I have my chance. . . please, don't ask me about her. I am not thy sister's keeper. I am enjoying my new found freedom from the 'rag-tag' team of "local" cyber ogboni-okija' gangsters for a change. Please, do not drag me back to that rubbish. I nor fit join native-fowls dey scratch dorty nyanshes for h-inside village poultry abeg.


Good to see you though.  We dey kamkpeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Stay safe.

OAM4J:
You mean you cant remember me back in 2006/7? we were the hottest couple in romance then

Is that right?
In that case. I don't wanno remember you. I'd rather keep the memories.
Please, don't spoil them.

Hmmmm!
We don hia!

*chewing my chin-gum yam-yam-yam-yam. . . .KPAI!!!*

(in ma 'gbelekhua' mode of operation)

^^^

So what are your own old names?

Friend of foe?

Make I go sharpen my cutlass cut off wetin I fit cut off!

That is to tell you how 'confused' the 'mallam' is.
The dude irritates the crap ourra me I tellya. . .sanctimonious pig! Ibori's money was not good enough for him. . . .but Bola "Asiwaju" Tinubu's cocaine/meth lab's money was as good as pure gold to run his campaign. Glad he was used and dumped. What a scumbag!

[quote author=A.Chigozie link=topic=662832.msg8283101#msg8283101 date=1304912035]Why do you say that?[/quote]When he fought corruption. . .corruption fought back and chased his arzzzzzzzze to Torah Borah caves of Afghanistgan to be the new Osama Bin Ladin!
Mu he he he he he

Fake ant-corruption fighter! I thought Ibori's going to jail in the UK would make him the president of Nigeria for life?

So all that wahala he made was to end up in a place like Afghanistan. . . not even another African country?
He should have gone back to the UK to drive his taizi jeje.
Shiooooooooor!

Thorougly enjoyed myself today. . .Glad to be back in bed. Every body don go bed. . .Hallelujah!

Oh dia. . .My most recent one.
I jumped on a bed to help pull a patient from the operating table to her bed ready to be taken to 'recovery'. . . and my low rider pant fell off my arzzzzzzzz right in front of the whole operating room team. . .

Thong o. . .!
My newly accquired 'rose petal' tattoo on my one of my butt cheeks o. . . !

Butt crack o. . .!

There were like 10 peeps in the room. . .including some of the patient's family members.

One of my co-workers just reached from behind and helped me pull the dannn thing up!

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez! Free show!

Thank God the 'red' thong and the 'yellow' nyansh looked very inviting. . .I am being treated extra nicely by some of those men in that our team. . . mu he he he he he

Kia. . .what a night!

Siena:
Yeah, the good old days of early nairaland. Fun posters, where are they today?

Militia - my old cyber girl. Funny, crazy, shocking. But great fun. Never a dull moment with her around, loveable "roguess".
Just my shortlist. There are many I can't remember, but to me, these guys made Nairaland fun back in the day, some still do.

Thank you jare. The good old days. . .before some over-zealous, Igbo 'otokoto' traders and Yoruba, ogboni-christian ritualists who cannot read, speak or write correct English colonized NL. . .or awon "i wanno phock you in the name of the lord", cyber riff-raff club of. . . . moderating-wanno-be, evangelists took over the whole place and started winching other forumites for 'stale re-cycled poohsies and limp dee-ks' around here just because porson humble imself to begin chat with UNEMPLOYED. . .illegal aliens of anonymous bush-wackers and semi-educated, poverty-strickien, wor-wor, illiterates stuck in Nigeria, Uk and the US. . . . .looking to toast one Craig's List 'mugu' of a spouse on the cyber airways for a kind 'yahoo-yahoo' marriage to residence permits in white man's land. . . with 'abstinence' born-again, virgin trick. . .with nyansh wey wide pass 'Facebook' kpa-kpa.

Make I catch dem smelling nyanshes near me for this NL or ANY other messageboard. We go dig am out!

Oh boy. . .we nor anonymous any more o.

These criminals will be hiding behind a computer and be typing rubbish. I don get some of una well well. . . the disgrace will be MASSIVE I swear.

Who dey compete. . .only Jehovah Jireh knows? WONDERS!
Nor main dem jare. . .dem ban-ban soteeey. . . make only dem boyfriends and galfriends reach 100,000 posts with nostrils inside dorty 'ape' and 'baboon' nyanshes. . .while  sucking 'sshhyytt' 24/7. . .!

Like say 'royalty' get competition? Shioooooooooooor!
Abi Mercy Johnson and Genevieve Nnaji na dey same even all they h-answer "Nollywood" star and "kokolette"?

Even 'anonymous' riff-raffs go 'claim' championship ke.
Mu he he he he he

Ororo nor dey fade and "Oba" nor dey go transfer.

Gbam!

Odunnu:
Hmmm! So Mr Cork isnt a new soul?he just reincarnated?
Militia I hear read is Blazay.
Whatever happened to Sauron and MrCackles?

Damn right! And not an anonymous 'coward' either.

enitan2002:
. and i wont forget militia

I know. . . 
Some of us just leave 'skid' marks every where we go.

MILITIA LOGAN IS ALIVE AND WELL. . . AND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER!

They can't fit to do natin!

Very touching.
Good write-up.

Were her parents at fault? No, Genny took responsibility, “Mine had nothing to do with it, it was a different case entirely, which I wouldn’t want to go into. My parents did their jobs and I did my own job of listening and everything. My parents were fantastic. I got the best of home training. It’s none of my parents’ fault. I was close to mum and Dad and they told me everything I needed to know, okay. But what happened had to happen, somehow. So, I didn’t think it had to do with my parents, although some people could suffer from not getting enough education from their parents, but I think my mum did her part as a mother. Yes, she did.”

Thank you for speaking the truth.

Good riddance!
We know you cannot succeed legitimately in Nigeria. . .

[size=20pt]Anti Corruption Czar fails in Nigeria whooo hooo!!![/size]

One reason I love Hausa peeps!
No do or die politics.
Glad he picked another 'Sharia' territory.

Good riddance!

These phocking Igbo-Yoruba menaces of Nigeria/Nairaland have started again. . .even on Mother's day?
Bassssssssssss-tards!
Gosh. . . I can't stand both tribes of monkeys!

Look at all the ugly Okorosmatic looking dragons up there? I am sure all these ones typing on NL look even more hideous! God forbid bad thing!

Ugly old men with limp dee-ks! Iyamiris and Ofe nmanu nmanus! Tufiakwa!

[size=20pt]No difference btw yoruba and igbo men. . . violent, sharia, brutish beasts of burden. NO MATTER THE EDUCATION. . . CAN NEEEEVER BE REFORMED FROM DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.[/size]

Yes, I am married to an Igbo man. . .he DARES not! By the time ALL the men (including MY PAPA) from that my village decend on his arzzzzzzzzzze. . . and ALL the members of his family . . . . . . he would have seen Jisos coming 20 times. Shioooor. I did not even give him that kind of chance. . . he would have been a real terror.
These local  men can only attract such local babes with "i want to answer mrs giraffe' tatooed on their bush behinds with LOW SELF-ESTEEM. Not in my family I swear! The men will be the ones to die first!

The reason I cannot date a yoruba or igbo man. . . I have married one IGBOTIC one(make im just try look me even with cross eye wey dey do like 'on the road to El Dorado'). . . . . .so why would I want to DATE OR BEFRIEND them outside my marriage then?   God forbid I say. . .na for road we fit greet. . . NOT IN MY HOUSE! The most UNCIVILIZED beings you can ever come accross. . . LOUD and obnoxious! Always thinking women were meant to be treated worse than animals.

Please give me [size=20pt]ANY[/size] other tribe for romance and friendship(married or not ) We fit 'chat' for internet. . .but I don't wanno catch any of you ruffians or rascals in anywhere around me. . . not to mention on MY BED! God forbid! It is even better to marry an almajiri by far. Heavens forbid I say! One Igbo man is enough.

Genetically-defective, uncouth beings! Twa!

God forbid yoruba or igbo men. . .WOMEN TOOOO!!!! . .  in my life. . . God forbid I say!
Those two tribes should be banished from Nigeria I swear! I can't staaaaaaaaaaaand 'em!

Bush things! Always arguing with their fists like animals!


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What desperate woman in her right mind married this one that looks like he has been eating uncooked, 'small-small' children during Biafra days?
See nose. . . . like something conceived by Ojukwu and Oliver de Coque IN HOLY HOMOSEXUAL MATRIMONY!  Like someone suffering from perpertual rhinitis!

What a rhinoceros!


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Any woman that decided to copulate with this Biafra chimpazee deserves to lose her life! Period. No sympathies! Absolutely NONE!

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Hmmmmm! This one looks like he was conceived in an "IGBO" farm! All doped up. . .even in his mug shot!


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See what you get for marrying a 'Polycarp'. . . .or. . . ."Polinus"?  Local, ugly buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush men!


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Instead of this one to go and look for a job. . .he stayed home to 'bre-aast feed' his children. I bet with those size "" cups he was on his periods too! EWUUUU!!!


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Another old fool! Who tif my bleashin? My precious bleashin'! Ijjioot!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang! Naija men wor-wor sha! Kai!


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Look at this local 'Mgbeke' woman opening all her teeth. . . posing with one 'WA-WA" OJ Simpson?

The hand-writing was always written on the wall ke. . . sheeeesh!

Igbo and Yoruba men. . . I say keep off!
No matter the exposure and/or education. . .you are ALL sadists. . . especially YOU so-called "Mount-Zion" ones. God forbid I say! Sharia-Christians!

It just means she did not grow up around men who loved and respected her.
Most women behave that way in their marriages.
(Different from being a strong woman of course. . . I had a loving dad) So I do not tolerate put downs from ANY man.
Men. . .stop abandoning your daughters. They make unhappy wives!

As soon as I get off work. . . I am taking my mom out.

I love you mommy. . . you are the very best!

Mwaaaaaaaah!!!

I refuse to give mine for weeks too. . . "stale" butt syndrome. 
MOST pirikis fail to rise to ANY occasion after 'over-usage".
Many men just pretend to be 'active'. . .but need viagra or other 'stimulant's to perform in this day and age.
Some men can ONLY function when they see an 'anus' too.

A woman like myself. . .will definitely REFUSE. . .if she has to work overtime getting that limp sucker up!

Please. . . give me a good night's sleep anyday. Who has time for such madness?


He has my exprrrrrrrrressss permission to go elsewhere.

Not my business!


Please. . . after a while, sex becomes irrelevant to women. We only need companionship.
So take that 'limp' hotdog someplace else and let me sleep!

Now we all know why our parents were sleeping in separate rooms after a while. . . and men started taking younger wives. . . who can struggle with all those liveless peni-shes. . .while the women were only too happy to be in their beds by themselves.

A man will want to have sex til he is 100 years old. . . I say move IT!

Are you not a Nigerian girl?
This is very common naaa.
That is how you make your 'sugar contacts'.
If your father can no longer pay your 'fees'. . . you have a plan "B".

Please, decode the 'message' youy father is sending you.
Your father may be doing his friend's daughter too.
Remember Gbenga and Moji Obasanjo?
Na cult be dis i ooh!

Please, do not tell your dad o.
They are in the same 'fraternity'!
Your father is only trying to 'initiate' you.
Go and deliver the goods ma.
Your momma also knows.

No, thanks.
Trying to get rid of the ones I have joined, not add to them.
Sick of Nigerians.
Time to make new friends.

Neither.
No alcoholism genes in my heritage.
Thank God.
Not even as social drinkers.

"Orange Squash. . .Ribena. . .or Lucozade" period!

No wonder Diabetes full awa family. I bind it in the name of my GOD!

Waka pass je je.

I sucked minezzzz till I was 14. . . the bitter leaf and iodine applied by my parents to make me stop only made my left thumb sweeter.
When I discovered a pen-ish, . . . it replaced the finger.
No education is wasted jare.

Thank my God I did not end up with one of those "Michelle Obama" kinds of sets of teeth.
We call it 'ako no gbe tumbler' those days(teeth wey dey break tumbler).
Very lucky I tellya.
14 good years of 'thumb-suckin'. . .world champion.

No. . .I will not stop them. Now I understand the psychology behind such an act(it is a comfort tool when they are scared or insecure).
Give 'em time.
Push come to shove. . . marry a goooooooooood dentist.

^^^
Eeeeeyh?
Abeggi nor loff moi o!
The last time some dudes did that on or offline, some jealous IGBOTIC-NGBATIC UGLY single old cargos pretending to be "MARRIED" with "CHILDREN", while sucking all the lame corks on the cyber airways in the name of the LORD, and looooooooooong expired before their due dates tried to 'quenchulate' their mothers' and 'grandmothers' lives on and off the cyber airways. I had to kill both the dudes and their harems of old single, wor-wor gossips!

Blazay is 'male'!
That should cure 'ALL' horninesses on both sides of the fence.
Before you come carry me h-enter your harem of hungry wor-wor, single, dee-ek crazzy, e-badu belle and e-jolosi wintches and bintches!
Shioooooooooooooor!

Fighting some very local,buuuuuuuuuuuuush, ugly Yoruba "Deji of Akure-Divorce By h-acid dudes on Nigeriaworld.
They follow me every where now.
Impotent Eunuchs!

*Oooooops*
Edited to remove insults with many apologiies.


@ Topic
Good combination.
More WAZOBIA marriages jare.
Where it is common to find Yoruba men get hitched to Igbo women. . . not many Igbo men can stand Yoruba women and vice versa.
Small wonder why?

Igbo men and yoruba women? Baaaaaaaaaaad combination!

Please, my own does not hate me o.
Maybe because the women used juju to trap them.
When the juju fails. . . they realize they have been hoodwinked by witches.
Mine loves me after all these years. . . 

Gba be!

All you 'ladies' that use babalawo charms to wash your nyanshes and poohsies to cook 'soup' to trap men. . .beware!