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Ooooooooooooooooh God!
Look at these posters!
One more "Blazay", and I will gun y'aaaaawl down 'spiritually'!

randyorton:
@blazay,

for your info,i am not an ibo guy o but i hate people who condemn other tribes.dont know where u are from but i can tell u dat ibos guys are better than yoruba guys.hands down.i know dat as a yoruba babe u must be promiscous.mumu

Who is condemning other tribes? Igbo guys are bush period! I had to reform mine. Am I not still married to him?
Shiooooooooooor.

OAM4J:
You hate people who condemn other ethnics, and what have you just done to Yoruba women? praise them? pot calling kettle black!

And what made you think Blazay is a Yoruba babe. See how you just made a foool of yourself.

I wonder o!
What an insult! Like I look like a widow or something. Yoruba women always kill their husbands with witchcraft!
Not my portion in the name of MY lord!
Only in "Yoruba" land is it fashionable to answer 'widow'. . .
Everywhere widow-widow. God forbid!

dare2think:
@ Blazay,

She only asked for a public opinion. There really was no need to be harsh, not all women possess your emotional strenght. As for the ethnic bigotry, you are free to make your own opinions on it, but remember it helps nobody and only leads to more hate.

Hate only generates more hatred.

Is my opinion not a 'public' one?
If you do not have 'emotional' strength as a woman. . . DON'T HAVE SEX OR GET PREGNANT BY A TRIFLING DUDE!
Please, stop being unnecessarily sentimental with these 'rude' and  nasty posters who come to the www to whine about one problem or the other. If I were craaaaaaaaazy enough to come and solicit for advice on a public forum. . . I would be gracious to 'accept' all in good fate. Who is breeding hatred around here?
Please, y'all can hate all you want. . . . .as long as I don't catch any of you in my bed or front porch. . . all is well with us and the world at large.

Wetin consain "Lou Dobbs" and im big head witi CNN?

Thank you sir!

Oooops! Edited.
Wrong thread!
Thou shalt not type while sleepy @ work! 

^^^
You are on probation in my cyber corner for now. . .till you learn to act like a human being.

The boning of 'the many' strangers still in progress. . . .

This must be one of those [size=20pt]awon-ndi J-L-Y-A-S-D-I(jee-lah-see-dee)(jesus loves you and so do i) gospel-preaching romantics.[/size] romantic born-again girls.

See?
These girls nor dey hia word!
NEVER KEEP ONE MAN IN YOUR LIVES. . . THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT. . .ESPECIALLY AN AFRICAN ONE.
Learn to use them dudes as they are using you. . .then pass them off to the next 'itchin' woman to dig out yeast from her arzzzzzze!

Una nor dey hia word!
As im dey blow im 'i love u pass my mama' take sample your congo. . . dey whisper inside im 'iar' say you love am pass your grand-papa carry ya tin dey do 'animashuan' for correct dudes with heavy money.

Kai! See why it is not good to date ugly, 'poor' dudes who spend time on face book gossiping? If this man spent some goooooooooood money on this congo. . . he will not have the nerve to open his lousy trap and leprous fingers to chant 'meaningless sex' dis and dat.
To make matters worse. . . the original poster is 'hurt' by it too?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

You deserve some special attention. You are still making noise on this your thread huh?

Nhanha:
No need to be nasty blazay, your bitternes shows you've been badly hurt before so don't take it out on me. Anyway i think i'll confront him when he phones. He is from Asaba.

Silly men and women make me extremely bitter ON or OFF the cyber airways . . .It takes a lot for another human being to 'hurt' me baby. Not that weak. . .and I have NEVER given and will NEVER give anyone. . .a man for that matter. . .   such satisfaction huh? The farthest people can go is irritate me. Or, did you see me crying on NL or any other Nigerian messageboard with one of these 'love' stories. . .or here and there with unserious human beings only meant for 'scratching' nyansh/easing boredom?

Thank God you are not 8 months pregnant with HIV! You for don born AIDS by now.
Maybe your baby-daddy is helping to build Asaba airport and he does not want you to know. . .who knows?
Take care. Women like you have no game and love to play 'the victim' after eating the 'bacon' without buying the pig.
I hope you can teach your child better, if a GIRL especially. . . or SHE might repeat your tale on NL, by following in your footsteps.
That would be a damn shame.

Ko mesia o. . . 

cescky:
@blazay
your a he/she goat

Your 'daddy' too!

randyorton:

u are married to an ibo man ,abi? he phocks u well,abi? or who was it that just phocked u [b]b4 u took that pic in your profile? or u dey bleep around like yoruba women do?

Hmmmm! Glad you noticed my "morning-after" glow. . . Well well! In fact, I still cannot walk properly. Why do you think I am still there?. . . Better than the 'little' penin-sulars I have encountered around here and[b] there[/b]. . . Too bad he cannot 'sell' with his goodies.


Look at these BUUUUUUUUUUUUSH Igbotic dudes!
The truth is bitter.

So, what do you want us to do?
Welcome to 'polygamy' jare.
Just collect your own share of the dude and 'waka'!

Why should he tell his parents that you are 8 months pregnant?
Did he tell them when he climed on top of you and YOU decided to get pregnant by him?
He is already married. . . what else do you have to offer him besides your 'puss-puss'?
Please, the pregnacy is YOURS. Keep it and take care of yourself and YOUR child.

IGBO men are the most unreformable when it comes to accepting other cultures or truly the LEAST sociable. . . .LOCAAAL in short! (BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH-MEATS!)
I am married to one, so I know. 
You have a lot of work ahead of you darling.
It is either you break 'em. . .or they break you!
Choose one.

Goodluck o!

If I don't say so, how do you know that I want to make love?

If you are female. . . you get 'hot' and 'twitchy' down there. . . with a lot of slimy juices flowing EVERY WHERE.
You can't even keep your underwear on. . .your nipp-les get real harrrrrrrrrrrrrd too.
You also start 'stretching' like you are just waking up from sleep or 'winding' your waist like a snake.
You usually find your fingers inside your underwear at this time to 'quench' the 'faya'.
Then you will be making sounds like. . .isssssssssssh. . . .usssssssssssh. . . .asssssssssssssh(exciting, anticipatory moaning and groaning).

If you are male. . . .your 'browser' or 'mouse' will start pointing North, South, East or West in your pants.
The 'browser' also starts 'spitting' something uncontrollably. . .something that looks like the "clear", sweeeeeeeeet and salty part of okro soup(without the seeds of course).
The 'browser' will also start having a 'jerking' reflex that is rhythmic and timed. . . "shooking" the 'male' or 'female' depending on which 'hole' is the target or in the arzzzze every few seconds till the point of sweeeeeeet 'release'.
The tin go strooooooooooong well well.

Any further questions?

No, I have a hyphenated married name.
Married, divorced or single. . . I will never change them because of the children.
The day he phocks up, I would just chop of his damn name.
My father's name MUST be present on ALL my documents.

If I did not put that name of his. . .I would not have one moment of PEACE!
He would pester the living daylight ourrrrra moi till I got it changed.
It was VERY iimportant to him. . .
TYPICAL African man.
I don't have 'pawa' for that kind of stress for nothing please.

Learn to keep your affairs tidy with less talk-talk.
If you want to dissolve your marriage, do so quietly.
Involving others would make for great distractions and you might just lose focus.
You will have to change your mind to accommodate all their "solicited" advices.

If you want to leave, leave.
Avoid drama.
If it bothered me that much. . . I would just up and leave. . . I will not even involve MY own parents.

Success ALWAYS comes with one or several prices.
You can't have it all.
Bottom line? Prioritize.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=657949.msg8255307#msg8255307 date=1304478925]So you're almondjoy. I liked her sha, funny woman.

She and Ohsisi were quite the pal.[/quote]Please, stop linking me with this your Ohsisi. . .haba.
I met you all on the cyber airways and that is where it ends oh.
Which wan be pal again?
Quite likeable yourself.

*Edited*
No need to waste my energy on inconsequential matters!

MILITIA LOGAN REPORTING FOR DUTY.

Banned by SOME VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY LOCCCCCCCCCCAL, UGLY-SINGLE moderating women of NL. . .becos of e-bad belle and e-jolosi + MY NATURAL EFFERVESCENCE!!! . . . .(like we were competing for some useless NL hotdog or something )

Those were the days of the 'ban-ban' disease where you were even minding your business.
ARRRRRRRRRRRANTUS NONSENSICUS!!!

Registration date:May 2007

aka BABEELOVE
aka Almondjoy. . . .
aka NOT anonymous.

Now. . . ban!
If I wanno come back. . .I will.
But chances are not!
Been "HERE". . .Done "IT ALL"!

SHAKARA DON END!

Gooood
"w-idddddance!
Please take 'your' section of NL witcha!

No lesson abeg!
SOSOS!

Same 'ol-same 'ol shyyyte!

I love Americans sha. . . If they really mean your arzzzze. . . they garrrrrrrrrrit!
By hook or crook!
Who knows what they are up to now. . .Is it a hook or a crook?

I will wait for "Willy-Killeaks" to reveal what is really going on before any further analysis.
Never trust the "Americans" when it comes to re-election stunts!

To 'fake' it of course.
So "Obama" gets re-elected.

[size=20pt]Obama gets Osama!!![/size]



God bless America!!!!

zstranger:
^^^

You both should act more mature.



Your back and forth is uncalled for on a thread like this.

Hiaaaaaaaaaaahn! Since when 'devo' begin to separate fight amongst human beings?

Nwoke ni iheee!!!

Hmmm!

Just wondering when the 'medication' will wear off!

Jesus is forever 'LORD'!

Let us wait and see. . . Mu he he he he

Nothing like 'giving' MY God AAAAALL MY cyber and other problems to solve I tellya!

My God is biggeran any m[b][size=20pt]U[/size][/b]ntin. . .biggeran EVERYTHING. . .


Nani Jisos. . .Nani Jisos.
Nani yaaaaa. . nee buru n'kpam li leee. . .

Praise my Lord!

Ekwensu li le. . . nee na gba'm g'bam ni mmem ndu mooooo?
Okpara Chinekeeeee!!!!!
Onye m'meri kam bu leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!



This is the day that the LORD hath made oooooooooooooh!!!!

Ku wa ya la aka Jehova'm ooooh ooooh!!!


Mma-Mma-Mma Ekene? . . .Mma-Mma-Mma Ekene!

Jehovah you are sooooooooooo guuuud oooooh!
You are soooo gud!

Jehovah you are sooooooooo 'Heggzzzzelent'!
You are soooo gud!!!

[quote author=Nwa_Nimo link=topic=657520.msg8236642#msg8236642 date=1304200100]Your a Cocunut.

I hope your skin also turns white like your brain.

That will put you out of your misery.

Dumb N.igger - [/quote]Please, tell your parents to go back to school and stop driving taxis in their 60s. Just to prolong your life.
Stop attending public schools with nigghers all over the premises too!
Must you live within walking distance to a liquor store?
Perhpas, if y'all stopped riding 'Kroger' carts all the way from the stores to your doorsteps with your flip-flops, you would be less conspicous targets!

You hood rats!

A promoter for several D.C. night clubs mentioned the free “Spring KickOff House Party” on his Facebook wall on Saturday and provided the same address as the house where police responded. According to the posting, the party was scheduled to last until 5 a.m. and was to feature two DJs.

One neighbor said there have been at least two dozen such parties at the home in the past year, and neighbors often complain about the noise and traffic.

There we go.
Una tink say na Lagos una dey?
Coming all the way from Nigeria to do 'Owanbe' in America will definitely cost you your life.

Any where you go party-party-party!
Noise-noise-noise.
Gosh!

[quote author=Nwa_Nimo link=topic=657520.msg8236492#msg8236492 date=1304198697]You sound like a cocunut.

See how you hate your people.

Your black arse is probably bringing down the value of your 'white' neighbours houses.

Shame on you.[/quote]Arrrgh!

Please, copy the full version, I edited.
The other side of the coin.
Glad you know 'we' black folk run down white neighborhoods!
Thanks for your wonderful imput!

Nne na Nnagi bu coconuts!

Ogun a gbe erah!

I am sure it is Nigerian like you that killed this young man. . .Ritualist!

Always looking for some to do 'Torso in the Thames' with!

Ewu!

If he had gone to school to be something else other than a "Maradona" or "Pele", I am sure he would have been better off. Or he must have been living in one of those black ghettos of Chicago/Maryland and DC areas, where those ruffians keep shooting down other African children.


Welcome to black on black crime in the US.
Thank God I live in a white neighborhood where everyone minds his or her business. I can NEVER live in the midst of AA folks. I would work with them the educated ones of course, but these 'ghetto' ones? NEVER. They are just like AFRICANS/NIGERIANS. Jealous and insecure of/around one another. Always in competition with one another.

Tufiakwa. Can't live amongst NIGERIANS either, where everyone will be doing 'abeg gimme pepper, abeg borrow me salt'! Sheeeeeeesh!


Tomorrow someone will be shouting whites are racist. . .black power and all other rubbish.

Black people hate to progress amongst themselves and would hate to see others progressing too. See the result? I doubt the murder was committed by a 'white' gang.

Most definitely from a Black or Latino gang!

Atiku of course.

That's my guy.

[size=20pt]Goooooooooooooo Tikkkuuuuuuuuu!!!![/size]



Abeg leave them dia make dem dey tia dia paheints with Nigerian politics.
Go and enjoy your loot, wives, children, grand-children and your POTOMAC mansion.

Oh well.
So, what dooyoo wun us to do abourrrit?