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I love braids. . . but my hair is daaaaaan too long to attempt such a mess(I mean past my shoulder length). How can I braid such a thing without going bald?  They cause too much of a 'Mama Eko'/''Mama Ibadan' syndrome of chop-chop head in the front especially. Braiding the nappy hair by itself. . .? No way hossana in the highest!

My hair is sooooooooooo NAPPY too!
To prevent re-current migraines and prolly premature death from 'strokin' out one of these days. . .with hair braiding. I don't know which is worse. . .putting them on or taking them down. Boy. . . 'em braids can STINK in the sun especially.

Perm for life!
My girls too!

As for the men that are complaining. . . you go put on the 'afro' yourself before asking women to go 'natural'!

Let us help you kill 'lice' for a change. Or let us see who is gonna employ you in this modern day or age without mistaking you for Obama Bin Ladin's step child!

https://www.celebhairstyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/afro-hairstyles-for-men.jpg

Shioooooooooooor!!!

There seems to be some observance of three (3) months in waiting by women right from
childbirth before they start to move out.

I only have one question.

In what planet is this observance practiced?

Move out to where?

if a woman
resumes normal pre-pregnancy lifestyles soon after childbirth (i.e. in less than three months)?

Please, stop beating about the bush. . . If you mean having sex soon after child birth. . .I have 2 children only 10 months apart who celebrate their birthdays in the same year. We are all still very much alive and well.

Next question please.

[size=20pt]NA WHO KNOW MAN DEY KILL AM!!!! [/size]


No. I would not.
For such a man can kill you.
I prefer an 'open' cheat to a 'closet' cheat.
With someone I do not know. . . not with someone living in my HOME. . . OR ON MY PAYROLL!

I don't like SNAKES OR PIGS!

Arnold is both combined.

No, I would not be a hypocrite either. . . you have a choice.
Stay or leave!
So do I.

Mariory:
Karma? Really? Tell me then, who is actually suffering?

Wharra question. We[b] ALL[/b] suffer of course.
The question you should be asking is: Where/when/what/who/which does it end and with?

Read the commentaries that followed that youtube clip. Like this one.

Japan civilians suffered this nightmare. Noone is trying to do this on US 2 cities. Revenge halted and is still waiting for its chance.

Welcome to the world of Christian Terrorism!

Almajiri Christians of the world. . . God's chosen peeps!

Mu he he he he he he

How soon we forget. . . .now everyone is shouting Osama. . .Osama. . . Saddam. . .Saddam. . . Al Qaeda. . .Moutallab!!!

Karma! What goes around comes around.

You reap what you sow. . .good or evil!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

^^^

Yeah right!

I pity all these needy white women who look in black men's directions. If I were white. . .I would NEVER do such a thing.

Heavens forbid!

The relationships always END up nasty. . . BECAUSE OF yahoo-yahoo 'BOYS' LIKE YOU!!! With the white women taking to the bottle as their only companions. . .very depressed!

Some barry looking for a 'German' green card?

She is only 22 and in her second year of a 5 year program. I must honestly say it here that this girl is the nicest girl i've ever met. Not only that, she's also very pretty and when i mentioned the fact that she was cute she merely respondent that physical apperance isn't as important as ones attitude. This struck a chord in me and made me fall in love with her even more.

Please, stop deceiving yourself. It is NOT possible for a black man to fall in love with a white woman.
You have not evolved quite yet to that level of cognitive sophistication like other races.
Start by loving a water turtle FIRST!

No offence please.

That is why Nigerian immigrants should stop living in BLACK ghettos!
It his parents had stayed in school and 'moved' up from the Nigerian ghettos 'abroad'. . this poor boy would have had a chance from those 'akatastrophik' ne'er do wells(aka Black-ghetto booshi-rats!)

Fancy coming all the way to the US to live in an environment where you could be killed for a 'phone'?

Goes to show what an indigent neighbourhood they lived in.

I have not heard of any market woman in Idumota or Pound  Road. . . not to mention Uselu market being gunned down for a mere phone. . .

Even if it were an I-phone and a Black/Blue berry MUFFIN of a phone combined!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!

Nigerian-born Temidayo died in hospital six hours after the fight on the Calais Gate estate in Camberwell, South London, on Wednesday afternoon.

I rest my 'walnut' case!
These ones will be telling the world that they live abroad too?
Is it not berra to go back to their villages in Nigeria?

Can someone explain the difference between a white racist and the ethnis bigots on nairaland and by extension nigeria.  If a white person had called all black people monkeys, low lifes, bastards and wish for a genocide or total extermination, i can be sure folks on nairaland will be up in arms, yet for some strange reason the same people feel it is okay to insult people of other ethnicity and wish a genocide for them. certaintly with this kind of behaviour a white racist has every right to be racist.

Oh well?
The religious practice of 'do as I say and not as I do'!
Hypocritics.
I just wish I could KILL them ALL!


Hopefully, they would start dying slowly so we can have peace.

Please. . .no need for all this stress abeg.
If you can find another. . . please. . please. . .please lemme know asap.
I will duly sponsor your wedding and pay for her education too.
So, she does not kill you with the 'dependency' factor in your old age.

Stop posing!

I thought the whole idea of this 'inde-cen-cy' business was to 'service' moi. . . not the self?

Or, am I gerrin' too old to keep up with these youngsters?

@OP

So you go jogging to 'release' stress and come back to empty palm wine gourds that have been released on your couch?
You sef like 'punishment' for your sins. . .So, after he releases all over the house in your absence. . . you will be the first to complain that he is impotent after using your mouth to work on the deflated ballon for over 6 hours without success!
Why don't you stay with him and watch the "Blues Clues" with him?
I would. Are you sure he is not into 'the anus' stuffin' and straffin'?
A young man that is self-sar-vee-ceeng' at 29 with a poohsie in the house. . .

What will he do at 45?

You go soon turn 'kiki'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oww6pOemx5s

Wonders!


Na wa for love o!

Gaaaaaaaaaal. . . you gat him 'twisted'!

You berra run for your dear life. . . this man is a 'bi-sexual'!

BTW, what exactly do you love about him after 1.5 years of dating?

You have agreed to share him with the hole in your mattress. . . be prepared to share him with a few Pastors Odulele or Bishops Eddie Long in the future.

Why do you associate with someone who does not share your beliefs? You are not in favor of "in-dee-cen-cee". . . but you are willing to allow your partner to indulge. . .AT THE EXPENSE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR HAPPINESS?

ALL BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED. . .? EVEN TO AN AMBIDEXTROUS gay?

This smacks of desperation.

I will go on shopping trips or on jogs so he can have his alone/indecency time. I just don't know when I should have this conversation. Should I just wait for him to bring up the topic of marriage?

Tufiakwa!
No, you need to see a shrink. . . ASAP!!! As in NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Nothing wey porson nor go read for this NL of a joint!

ifyalways:
LMAO@Blazay putting someone in her "prayer list"
Today is a good day indeed
Angels rejoice today
Harakiri is saved!

lolz

And who told you I don't pray?
Ask those I have 'prayed' for huh? See the blessings unmeasured they have received?
Ammo have to do something about you one of these days.

harakiri:
@blazay. . . It's glaringly obvious that your views are governed by religious dogmas and i am anything but religious.

Negative. You must be mistaking me for someone else.

You say divorcees are "mentally unstable" people and i'm pretty sure there's an army of single parents on nairaland that think otherwise. The fact that you live in fantasy island today doesn't mean you don't have the chance to wake up to harsh realities tomorrow. Remember, nobody gets married hoping for failure but shyt happens.

I reckon they(your single parents on NL) would think otherwise. Well. . .still on the subject of the 'mentally-unstable'. . . .
I have never lived in a 'fantasy' island. The reason I succeed in ANYTHING I set out to do including marriage.
Anyone that gets married would be foolish not to anticipate divorce as a possible outcome down the road.
I would love to point out to you that SOME if not MOST people get into marriage as 'emotional' divorcees and outrightly delusional. . .  in the first place. . . hoping and praying for a more desireable outcome. . . "By The Grace Of God" of course. The God of both "Posssibilities" and "Impossibilities".

Harsh realities or not. . . NOT SCARED OF DIVORCE. . . .the memories will be cherished. They have been dannnnnnnn goood ones. . . .enough to last me a life time and some change.

Years from now, you could be one of those men who open threads such as "MY WIFE IS PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR! WHAT DO I DO?" or "MY WIFE HAS GIVEN ME STD". Further more, i have LOVED someone and i was loved back for over 4 years and during that time, i didnt as much as think of another woman not to talk of cheating, so please. . .spare me the patronage.

Oh dia. Have you ever heard of the song. . . "Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdzbjUWu2VU

People change you know and no condition is permanent. Any wise soul would anticipate that for every beginning, there is an end. All we can hope and pray for is a good end.


Till then. . . I will not join you in your 'doomsday' prophesies of sour matrimonies. Why fix it if it ain't broke is my motto.

The whole "love" thing is a phase and nothing more plus people's perception of what "love" means is determined by what society thinks it is e.g the media and religious bodies. [b]It's all a facade broda[/b] and even though you are a victim of this brainwashing, you will wake up one day to ice cold reality. Mark my words! Nuff said! ! !

Nuff said?

*with the rise and fall of my eyebrows*. . . you wish. There's more so liss'in up!

No wonder you were only in love for 4 years till your woman ran away.
You may have never looked at other women. . . maybe you shuda.  You would not be acting like the proverbial 'hell hath no fury like a man cuckolded 
P-L-A-Y-A-S(male or female) never finish last you know. . . worst case scenario. . .no winners, no losers. . .1:1. . .DRAW! )
Love does not mean 'suffocation'. If it flies and never returns. . . it was never meant to be. You enjoy the memories and let go. . . You only mourn and bury them for a week as in MOVE ON!!!

Obviously, you never have or you have poor coping mechanisms.
When you love someone. . . you NEVER stop loving them. If you do. . . then it was never love.
It may hurt. . . but you NEVER stop loving 'em.
Are you capable of understanding such a concept? In the spiritual terms I ask. . .?
Check yourself bro!

http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-benefits.html

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds,

[size=20pt]"Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."[/size]

Mu he he he he he he

True word!
True word!
True word!




http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.would.you.remarry.htm

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"

"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"

"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last along time, so I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

[size=20pt]"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed." [/size]

Mu he he he he he he

harakiri:
@blazay. . . Really? If it's so "heavenly" and "spiritual" as you claim, why are there so many broken marriages everywhere?

Because the world is full of mentally unstable people with a lot of 'religion' without spirtuality. Only mentally unstable people get married and then get divorced. After getting divorced. . . they remain the same people they are not? That should NEVER have gotten married in THE FIRST PLACE! When you experience 'true love'. . . IT CAN NEVER BE DUPLICATED. Only a very few are priviledged to experience this. I have. It is the ultimate spirituality. . . Trust me.

And why are[b] most [/b] these divorcees not eager to remarry and they actually advice those close not to consider it?

FALSETTO! Only people who got it right the first time NEVER wish to re-marry. It is only a sense of failure and desperation that make MOST people wish to re-marry. To find iinner peace and reduce the overwhelming amount of misery/emotional turbulence within.

The whole "spiritual" aspect you mentioned comes from the bond that establishes itself after being with someone for a period of time.

Absolutely correct!  Not only that. . .if you have created another human being. . .as in a child with another human being, that is the ultimate spirituality. You are joined FOREVER!

Even victims of kidnaping tend to bond with their abductors to the extent of feeling sorry for them or aiding their escape (there's a medical term for it. . . Look it up)

I am glad you have a new concept of 'marriage'. Thanks for this perspective. You could not have described the whole marriage affair more succinctly. It is a hostage crisis situation. . . in which you learn to 'love' and 'cherish' your abductors who have become your spouse and CHILDREN. I mean. . .no escape.

It is veeeeeeeerry, veeeeeeeerry obvious that you have never been with someone who showed you true love. . . I mean true love that passeth ALL understanding. I will 'endeavour' to keep you in my prayer list.

^^^
Only when you experience it would you know. It is a spiritual thing.
Narrow is the path. . . and slippery is the way. . .paved with thorns.
But. . . . still. . . yet?
Nothing like it.

Do you know somebody whose marriage is being threatened with separation or divorce; who has done everything possible without a positive resolve?  Help such a person by inviting him or her to visit http://www.gracefem.com

Yesssssoh!
Mine is always threatened by Nairaland and other cyber 'evo' spirits!

In short. . . it is so baaaaaaaaaad that divorce is the only option right now. So my husband has moved downstairs. . . while I inhabit the upper levels of the house. The children stay in the middle level. I use the front door to go in and out of the house. . . he uses the back door.

At night, we sneak into each other's beds for a little actionand marriage 'frrrrrrringe benefits' . . . then return to our 'bases'. . .

No wahala I say.

Divorce has different 'levos' ke. No need to go to court.
This is not a church matter sir.

One woman, who did not wish to be named, said a fight had broken out between two sets of rival gangs and the teacher from a nearby school stepped in to stop the fight escalating.

Just wondering why this part was omitted. All these Nigerians that will leave Nigeria to live in "hoody" joints abroad. Instead of investing in safe neighbourhoods, they carry their owanbe mentality and area-boy behaviours abroad too.  Another 'Yoruba" gang in the diaspora.

Welcome to the wild wild westerners of south london.

Ghetto bunnies!

Nor be im mate gain admission into "Havard" for US here?

deltalife:
@ afrobaby, God will surely bless you so much; you know it and that is why you ignored whatever obvious mistake and treated the issue @ hand. God bless.

@ Beefs,- Blazay and co. I guess you are doing it to be recognised as good english student, shame on you guys.

Why dunyoo just write in your native language please. Instead of 'measurate'. . . just type 'obara okukor'. . . .
Must you write in the English language?

Shior!

See what happens when fathers abandon their little girls to psychotic women who want to re-live their youths in their daughters' lives?
Pity!

Egypt was also placed ahead of Nigeria, as it scored 4.0, ranking 81, while Tanzania and Zambia scored 3.6 and 3.5 to rank 113 and 115 respectively.

In West Africa, Gambia scored 3.9 and was ranked 90, Republic of Benin scored 3.7 and was ranked 103, Senegal scored 3.7, ranked 104, and Ghana scored 3.6 and was ranked 114. In the subregion, Nigeria however did better than Cote d'Ivoire, which scored 3.3 and was ranked 129.

Mu he he he he he

Haba! Nor be Igbo man?

Na dem work be dat.

Very buuuuuuuuuuush creatures!


Communication zero!

Na so my own for just take me clean grrrrrrrand. . . till I siddon on im head. . . shyyyyte. . . pissss, plus mess on am well well

Shiooooooooor!!!

Because it is one of many choices a woman can make fore MANY reasons.
As long as she can do so 'productively' and without allowing it to interfere with her marriage. . .then 'honky dory'!
Bottom line? Cheat and protect your marriage certificate. . .
If you are single. . . you are only sampling other goods. . .no one has taken you to the altar. So, single people cannot be accused of cheating.
No marriage contract with single peeps abeg.
Only a VERRRRRRRRRRRRY foolish woman would "cheating" as you call it. . . . to interfere with her marriage licence. She deserves to be "SHOT" to death!
A real moo-moo!



Any other questions?

Na real "no comment". . .!!!

Na only "measurate". . .you go born triplets sef with all that 'measurating' I tellya.


Mu he he he he he


Who no go "Kafanchan" no go sabi how to climb "Kilimanjaro".

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Which wan consain me?
As long as I can cheat too.
No wahala abeg.

If you don't like it. . . hit the road.

Thank you.


My only prayer for the man to cheat with beta babe not a riff raff. . . at least a woman or many women that can pay our bills. Not 'welfare' recipients in foreign countries. Shioooooooooor!

HappyTime:
[size=20pt]Christian Almajiri vs Muslim Almajiri[/size] is a post that revealed what looks wonderous about the first names and abilities of these two men.

The wonders of their first name. - Look at it this way:
OBAMA's first name start with "O" and is a five letter word. While OSAMA's go exactly in that order. The only difference is the "B" and "S".

Why should there first names both begins with the same letter "O" and both had five letter word? This is a litle wonder that only nature can explain.

A careful consideration of the first name of these two men and their ability brings to mind the fact that the world would have had two really great men. If not for the fact that Osama conciously choose to hurt his g
eneration!

While Obama breaks world record to became the first BLACK PRESIDENT,
Osama broke it by distroying world trade center (WTC) killing thousands of innocent people and became the first white man to carry out such attack when there was no war.

Shotly after the distruction of the world trade center (WTC) Osama diappeared and could not be found by the administration of Gearge Bush.
One ll really wonder how it was possible for him to hide for many years without being discovered.

But thank God for Obama and his administration.
Osama that caused the whole world so much pain and sorrow and became invisible for many years had finally joined his ancestors! And his people ll never see his body!

OBAMA vs OSAMA, 
Their scores:
Obamas' score +100%,
Osamas' score- 0%,
And the win
ner is OBAMA!!!

Really?

You think this is the end?

So, what next?


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-658789.0.html

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/03/article-1382859-0BE03DE700000578-150_964x642.jpg

You can only imagine what the so-called 'Navy Seals' did there.

human beings eh? Thanks to my God I don't subscribe to ANY religous faith. ALL blood-thirsty killers and criminals! No difference! Tufiakwa!!!


Ever siince I saw the expression on Hilary Clinton's face. . . one thing became certain.
There is really no difference between a Christian terrorist and a Muslim terrorist.
May God help his people I say.