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They said, “The living condition in Libya is better than what you have in Nigeria. Life is cheap and the level of security is quite fantastic. [size=20pt]After the crisis, we would be ready to go back (to Libya).”[/size]

Mu. . . .
Mu. . . .
Mu. . . .
Mu. . . .

Mu he he he he. . . .

True word!
True word!

Dat!

[size=20pt]Moammar Gadhafi for 2011!!!!!!!

GEJ move OVA!!!

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ola olabiy:
Go Tikkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu jare
Don't mind those who're calling you Almondjoy

Don't mind those bush peeps!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooo Tikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkku!!!
We wish GEJ all the best.

1. Religion(hypocrites and parasites masquerading as 'believers' of babalawo and 'juju-ology').

2. Poverty(Help!!!. . . Will phock for food by the roadside. . . Both the men and women. . . .career emotional love-peddlers).

3. Selfishness(do unto me and not unto others).

4. 419(what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine).

5. Poor role modelling from parents(lack of committment from generational emotional vagabonds).

6. Low self-esteem([size=20pt]MENTAL HEALTH [/size] challanges and coginitive impairment. . .Developmental delays from malnutrition. . .stunted emotional and physical growth. . . domestic violence from poor parenting, poor verbal and non verbal skills. . .outright TIMID!!!!).

7. Lack of exposure(you can take a monkey ourra the bush, but the 'bush monkey' stays in the 'bush monkey').

8. Unhealthy competition(e-badu belle and e-jelosi and lack of progress).

9. Lack of education(semi-illiterates can never make good partners.

10.Unemployment.

That is why married peeps should only "do" married peeps!
Hiding wedding rings is for novices.
BIG boyzzzzzz and gurlzzzzz need not hide ke!!!
Like when I go for my "fellowship" in hotels around the world, no one can tell we are "chopping" someone else's "prop-Ty"! 

Every where is shining. . .wedding ring to wedding ring. Everyone thinks you are a good, old-fashioned, romantic couple married to each other. . .not knowing you both are doing "omo-jeje".

The joys of not being a Christian are numerous I tellya!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!

With lots of money and a lot of loving "honey".
Black "ugliness" is not awa portion in the name of awa Gods!!!!!



The best skin products?

Neoteric alphahydroxy products.
A lot of sunscreen too.

It does not matter.
As long as there is money involved.

a women must follow her future husbands religion,

Two of our 'meghads' in Nigeria just performed wine-carrying ceremonies on 2 Igbo ladies from the East(Owerri) to be exact(who were always coming to sleep in our compound for months. . . .with 50,000Naira to purchace rice, goats, and some tinned tomatos e.t.c.)

Funny thing. . .they young men previously married young girls from the North(they had abandoned after marriage to come back to the South. . .only to be impregnated by other men in the North in their absences). Quite difficult to say what kind of religion they'd be practicing in their homes. My mom is visiting. . . when she wakes up, I will ask her.

Ooooooooooooh I just asked her and she said:

"Hmmmmmmm. . . I nor follow dem go o!
I tell them say my hand nor dey for h-inside o!
I nor know which wan be Christian and which wan be Mooz-lum.
Sha-sha. . . sometimes dem say dem dey go mosque. . .some times them say dem dey go church."

What religion in the final analysis is anyone's guess. . . at the right price.


[size=16pt]LWKMD!!! [/size]

@OP,

You are only going through what most couples experience in the early stages of "ma[b][size=16pt]c[/size][/b]rimony".
You may need to consider the "open marriage" option. A marriage is always open for men, with many doors and windows for fresh air.

Stop worrying yourself, get a job, focus on your life/kids.
You are making this community "husband" of yours and his family too important in your life.
This is why ALL women should be bread winners.

Why are you being so sensitve and melodramatic?
Are you not dealing with an African man? Are you not an Afican woman?
I hope you do not stroke out and make your kids the "steps" to another or several women?

I think you need one or two boyfriends yourself. You are a Nigerian woman, this should not be a problem.
In the mean time, invest heavily in condoms.
You ain't seen nothing yet.

As for the family members, you need to ban ALL of them from
your home. . . .or if you are some "broke" housewife, just sit there till God rescues ya!
You are living in bondage!!!!

Take Kia.

That is why she is my wife.
For better for worse,
Whatever makes her happy.

If I cannot 'eat' and 'finger' her right. . .some one else ought to.
Be it a man, woman, spirit or animal. . . .NO CHILDREN.


I will buy her the best LovePeddler my money can afford to keep her smiling for ages.

O [b]"J"[/b]es o!

It saves us the cost of having to pay for counseling as these relatives are always on hand to give solicited and unsolicited advice and we do so love them for that. So away with all the talk about equal rights and justice, away with symbiotic relationships, we love who we are and we are grateful to our men for saving us from the shame and stigma of being described as Unattached Professional Nigerian Women.

Mu he he he he he

Very funny.

Hear ye. . .
Hear ye. . .

For those who can keep one.

Igbo again? 
Where izzz za "Animal-Husbandry"? 
So these husbands have developed a new "style" like oyinbo peeps as kpeee hired asassins huh?
This wan na high-tech plot o!
We need forensics experts for this case.
The husband must not escape.
We have a prolific, profiling of Igbotic, violent husbands that can NEVER fail.
It is in their "Blood Of Jisos" ooooooooh! 
So these hungry men are now targetting nurses' aides?

Who will they kill next?
Wives giving birth in "maternity" wards?

[size=20pt]Igbo[/size] again?



See the ugly strooooooooooong face sef ehn?

She died of fibroid; we have been treating this sickness for a very long time.

I never knew 'fibroids' could kill o. . . or have they started growing hands and feet too?

Only in Africa would such a thing kill a woman in "Alaigbo"!!!

Na wa for these 'across the Niger' men and women with all their domestic violence!!!


God save us!!!

excanny:
Lawd, have mercy @ Blazay and co.

lol. What's going on?

I beg tell una "Osisi" and her gang to leave me alone oooooooh!
I dey take God beg una.

[size=20pt]LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE HABA!!!! FROM LOW LIVES ESPECIALLY!!![/size]



If she is not "Tegese", she is Skydeexie. . . following me all over NL. Sick, jealous, ugly, monkeys!!!!!

Sorry. . . just coming from the club.
I dey go sleep.
Make I go come. . .!!!

Time to do something productive with my time again.

Lord have mercy. Talk about cyber stalking. . .with the permission of the moderators and super moderators.

Rubbish! Who gives a phock?

Off I go jare. . . see y'all soon with my own 2000 monikers.
Take care of your mentally-ill Osisi. . . before she runs out on the street unclothed with jealousy!

[size=16pt]That old cargo of an mgbeke woman is sick!!!![/size]




Mu he he he he

Later haterzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Mobinga:
Whoa!! Dude? Are you male? I doubt. No male "talks" like you do

Then you have never met a reeeeeeeaaaaal "Yoruba" man.

Cuzzzz I am. . . always was. . . . like "Kobojunkie".
Heeeeeeeeeeey
This is NL.

Time to deal ruthlessly with these phockiing cyber bullies once and for all.

The useless UNIBEN drop-out just keep stalking me with all her monikers on EVERY cyber forum. . . !!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=611070.msg7796566#msg7796566 date=1298604841]LOL how I missed the drama on this thread. . . . chaii!! Who is ramon? I'm guessing ohsisi
Lol if na ohsisi, plz gist us abt the ongoing courtcase with your "daughter".[/quote]How will you miss it. . . dear "Morenike" aka "FL Gator"??. . . abi na "Toyinyaro" Are you not on "The Nigerian Village Square" too? You should know her ke and her gang that keep jumping from NVS to NL. . .stalking married people out of jealousy and spite. Mu he he he he. . . . Tee hee hee hee hee hee!!!! This has gone on for years!!!

PLEASE, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR 'GANG' LOVE MADAM. NOT ON Y'ALL'S LEVEL OF WANNABEE BUTT KISSERS/SUCKERS OF WHO IS WHO ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS WITHOUT LIVES OFFLINE!!! TUFIAAAKWA!!!!


This miserable old cargo of an Abia State witch has stalked me for years! I don't know what I did to her. . .Good lord! JEALOUSY!!! Gosh!!!
She is posting as "First Lady" on the other dead website called "The Nigerian Village Square", opening threads upon threads upon threads 24/7 like she does on NL. . .POSSESSED!!! What a life.

Daughter ko. . . rotten ovaries ni!
Does 'it' sound like someone who is married with children?
Small wonder why?
The woman is a sick biaaaatch! Newly-wed that sleeps on the www 24/7. . . .with 2000 monikers!!! Ha!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=32562.msg793708#msg793708

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[size=16pt]babyosisi is officially now a mrs so [/b]I guess my time online will now be limited.[b]love you all.[/size]
how did you guess?

Unofficial for 20 years. . . phocking about and official for only 4 years. . . .ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . God bless "Igbo" weddings of domestic abuse!!!

Hmmmmmm!!! We love you too!

Maybe her 10th 'newly wed' marriage who knows? Limited time indeed with 2000 monikers!!! After living in sin and fornicating like a typical Abia State "Gala" slut!
So when did she have the daughter. . . before or after she became a 'newly-wed' on Nairaland?

Bwaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! LWKMD!!!

Phocking liar!!!

Mu he he he he he he


Like we all do not know what kind of sick games you all are playing on this your Nairaland and beyond. Who is afraid of you guys?
You think some of us are like your "Platinmunnk" in hiding or with lives ridden with disease and poverty? Lai lai! Who is hiding?

Mu he he he he

Of course she is the one and ONLY "Baby Osisi ka Nkwu'!!! Armed robber of Abia State with "Tobechi" Herpes from Abia State too. . . her obsession with me is legendary.
If I disappear one of these days. . . ask NL OSISI KA NKWU!!!!
She wants my life. . . husband and kids.
The single, barren, old-cargo witch  with bald patches of grey pubic hair around her 'toe-toe', from Aba!

She jumps from cyber forum to cyber forum. . . stalking me. . . .with all those her rag-tag okoro-ngbatic bush boys and girls(most of them battered, Igbo, "divorcee"-wives and angry, UGLY, Yoruba widows who have ALL killed their husbands with remote control 'assassination" bullets after eating all their internal organs for rituals and still as BROKE as hell. . . .blaming armed robbers and political assassins. . . all lies!

She is stuck in the USA(NEVER taken a vacation) without papers so cannot go to London and 'chop' those "cheap", available, male hoes/gigolos as she would wish, running around the cyber airways with 2000 monikers. . . .with  that her  'ever-dripping, foul-smelling' poohsie. . . chanting one bible verse after another to help cure her Hot, itching, smelly, arzzzzzzzzzz that needs to be phocked baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! Too bad all the Igbo dudes are undesirable wife beaters/killers!

SHE SLEEPS ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS WITH 2000 MONIKERS.

She recently got fired from her job for keeping late nights on her lap top and ALWAYS showing up late to her 'pooh' packing factory job(fake doctor that sleeps on the h-internet).

See me see trouble with this woman o!

[size=20pt]E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI!!!![/size]

Uniben drop out who claims she went to Nsukka too! The only time she ever saw 'abroad' was when she was parcelled to babysit for her relatives.

Ugly, black biaaaaaaaatch!

Baby Osisi come out. . . I am not anonymous and I ain't scared of you. . .Ugly Blaaaaaaaaaack Igbo witch! Some of us do not live fake lives of lies like you. I know you. . .you UNIBEN drop out!!!!


UGLY TEGESE. . . . UNIBEN drop out have a nice weekend. Barren, single, old cargo!!!!
No one is running from you. . .in or out of the cyber airways. You say you know my husband. . .pleaaaaaaaase, call him and get the insuilt of your life.
Not all of us are 'battered Igbo wives'. . . .like you and your ugly "Igbo sistahs"!
Some of us are well loved. . . . unlike you rejected Biafra, barren, battered slut! Mwaaaah!!!


Off I go. . .
I am hitting the clubs for a nice Friday night. . . with 'the boys'. . . .
You sit on the www and quench with your lonely barren life.
Ijjiiot!!!

The first time I was apprehensive because I had never met anyone with HIV/AIDS.
After I started working in the hospital, and have taken care of some HIV/AIDS patients, I became better educated concerning the diagnosis/prognosis.
I have consented to blood transfusions in the past too.
It is a great relief to be HIV-negative.
But since it is no longer a death sentence, I ain't worried about it.
Being married is the greatest HIV risk. . . .you never know what the other person is doing behind your back.
But not scared of that anymore.
Life goes on.

I never fear to get tested. I fear cancer more.
At least we know what causes HIV/AIDS. . . you can protect yourself.

But that cancer of a thingy?. . . . .That is the real shhhhhhhhheeeet!!!

Yes o!
About 9 of them. 8 males? and 1 female(a real "born-again", witch who killed her husband and turned around to blame assassins).
I got rid of 8(including one very dirty Yoruba con-man and one Igbo-smoking, "bini" bisexual male harlot!)

I kept only one. . . .the best of them all(once a sweetheart, always a sweetheart)

As long as you from across the "Niggering Niger" . . .it is not my portion to meet you in the name of my GOD!

I have absolutely no desire to meet anything on two legs that is from 'across the Niger'. . .heavens forbid!

Blazy MUST understand that its never late to start doing the right thing. After all that was why Christ came and died for mankind. For every discerning individual, Nigeria is the best place for the young man and the parents took the best stance.

Which "Blazy"?
I do not appreciate one-post cyber riff-raffs addressing me please!
Thank you!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

[size=20pt]Common take my name out of your fingers with that your stoopid, post #1![/size]

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All these useless stalkers!
Do you keep seeing me in your dreams/nightmares or what?
May you all meet with the most violent of untimely deaths for all your cyber harassments!
Amen!

I know this couple.
Another[b][size=20pt] Igbo[/size] [/b] man!
Another 'nurse' wife.

Mu he he he he he

Heeeeeeeeey?
What happened to the original post with which this thread was started?
Did I offend the OP?
Whiarrrrrishi ze ori-go-nor posht?
I dunno why deez peepz dun like to take advice huh?

Mu he he he he he

Ujujoan:
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You are still soooo annoying!

This "O-Ju-Ju" Calabar "Joan" again?

Actually, do nothing.
Till he kills you.
The sex must be goooooood.
I have always heard that the most abusive men make the best lovers.
You know? Half man is berra than none.
My mother always told us that you never have to tell a deaf man there is war in town.

You have 3 children and that is all you will ever need to prove you are a real woman to man and God.


Just prepare your will, pick your funeral date, NL will handle the rest as in putting your marra on the front page to honour you.

Hope this helps?
God bless you.

Being a concerned parent does not mean risking jail time for an almost 18 year-old child. If your child has "rottened" up in your care all those years, it means you have FAILED as a mother. The child is almost an adult. . . Prolly raised himself while the woman was jumping from owambe to owambe in London too. Now, she wants to prove "sweet mother, i nor go forget you. . .blah, blah, blah, blah"! Rubbish.

The child is from a broken home, what do we expect? 

Is it in that Naija of a place he will not still go "badder"?
See "Tobechi, Abia State King Of Herpes"? Was he not sent back as a child, back to Nigeria to be with his dad?
Look how he turned out o.

Sheeeeeeeeesh.

Tell the selfish parents to think about their actions before deciding to breed like rats/rabbits.
The children suffer it all. Too bad the couple "fell out of love", separated or wharrrreva. The children did not ask to be born.
Father in Nigeria phocking around, mother in the UK working 20 jobs, child raising himself.

I am sure she is one of those who fought tooth and nail to keep the son. She was NEVER married to the child's father(born-again, pre-marital sexstars , who can't keep phocking and repenting in the names of both God and the Devil). Why wait till now to send him to a "strange" father? This child keeps getting shuttled back and forth as the situation suits the selfish parents. Thank God for the civilized world and their laws!

Why not send him to Nigeria at a much younger age? Abi she don chop child-support moni finsh?

No, I do not have all the facts. I don't need them. Poor parenting is the main problem here, where adults put their needs before those of their children SELFISHLY.

Just my opinion and I am entitled to them, right or wrong.

Sorry, I say serves her right again!

Women are too 'cheap'.
Men are too loose!

jason123:
Blazay, long time!
We have missed your contribution! Welcome back!

Thank you.
I am loving the warm welcome.
Tori plenty plenty!

Mu he he he he he he.

Stay tuned!

Time for w[b]or[/b]k. . . f[b]or[/b]king on NL is ova for today.

Au revior! I would like to stay employed. . .NL is a risk!

LoveKing:
some old college re-union going on here.

O yes o!
Let me give this stoopid "Osisi" a dose of her own medicine.
Ugly Igbotic black biaaatch with no husband at home.
Liar, Liar. . . pants on faya!
Born-again cyber harlot!!!



The woman is not married oooooooooooooh!!!!
Watch out!!!
Still looking for a man at almost 50 years old!!!

Duuuuuh?
And vice versa.
'Em fooools think they can do without each other? To go where with those OLD, funky "privates"?
Agbaya @ 51. 
Talk about gerrrrin' a divorce after 51 years of marriage(happy or not. . .after contracting each others' diseases?
I DEY LAFF O!

Not like we are Libyans or Egyptians willing to die for freedom and equity o!

The South still needs cows to feed their lootocratic populace.
Your South still needs a JTF!
Who you gonna call?


GHOST BUSTERS?

Mu he he he he he


Gosh, it I'd raining.
Lov-er-ly! 

About time too.
This Ribadu must be a Christian I tellya.