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"Youth" ko.
"Youth" ni"

I think they should visit Egypt for the real meaning of "Youth".

Agbayas.

I would need hypnosis to jug my "RAM" for this one.

Mo ti gba gbe sha.

I think I am having me an "Andy Rooney 60-minute" of a moment with this topic. Lemme see. Hmmm!

Why lie to the child?
The child has the right to know.
It may come quite naturally for most people to live/end their lives around lies. But why subject an innocent child found in your hands fortunately or otherwise to YOUR legacy of falsehood?

Many children have disowned their biological parents and recognized only the adoptive parents. And rightfully so. 

How does that affect the quality of care the child receives?
How does the revelation of the adoption process de-escalate the forstering of the mutual love and respect between y'all. . .assuming that this is one of the desirable outcomes of the so-called adoption plan, if genuine? 


If you like have 20 children or zero children, you die alone even if you all crash together(By your God's will, that is. It has happened many a time. Yup!)

Bottom line:

A m0r0n remains a m0r0n and love is never based on quantity/numbers, but quality! 

For blood is not always thicker than water. Children have killed their parents and vice versa.

You might wanna give the child the chance to be thankful he or she did NOT come from ya.

Yup! Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy.

The guilty are always afraid.

There is a reason why we have auto plates with inscriptions like these:

"YOUR KID MAY ATTEND AN IVY-LEAGUE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE STILL AN I-D-I-O-T!

That wise-cracker always cracked me up.


Yup! The child has the right to know, and the world would cease to wonder too at the obvious miss-match.

Mu he he he he 

This is one of the longest nights of this year.

Mu he he he he he

This Fashola's "Lagos" na wah!

All this going on with beautification of "Alausa"?


Babies for sale ke?

I thought the white man had long abolished slavery in Africa?

Or, has the black man perfected the art and science of human slavery?

There is hope then. . . . . For we shall go to the moon some day.

Should we be surprised? 
She is illegal too, with a "council" flat to practice witchcraft?
See what poverty causes in Africa especially?

People just allow the chidren they carelessly conceived to wander into Saran's den?

Poor orphans too!

This is s real witch!

African Christain life na waya o!

Here comes one of those your "Olodumare-da-rin-ji-won-o!". . . . . . . . .'sugar, born/born again, modern-day, London-Nigerian, "Ogboni-Okija" pastors',  . . . .only ordained by Satan himself.

Thanks to "My God", I can never be a Christian.


Are we also surprised that it is also one of those your "blessed are the fruits of the womb Jesus-sum'un" alatikatious women with
her own children she prolly has eaten spiritually, one by one for rituals, that is pepertrating such heinous crimes amongst man and God? She prolly was a vAgin-Maria too and totally abstained from all "all sins of the body, flesh and spirit" prior to pushin' out all them kids. No news of a husband? Arrrrrrrgh!!!! KPAAAAGHAAA!!! Dead of course! She has killed him for sure!


Witch!

Give me a MOOZ-LUM any time, any day!

Thank my God for places outside Nigeria. Such stories like this would never see the light of day, with all those Ogboni-Okija, born-again criminals!


Twa!

Then don't give him ANY "stuff" in CASH or KIND! . . .including da' joosie cootchie". Let some other desperate female out there (for there are so many of 'em too ) pick up the tab.

You need to cut off all diplomatic relationships/immunities and IMPOSE the most stringent, social/economic sanctions henceforth, period!

Lazy husbands should NOT be 4kin'.   
How in da world could you stand his half-mast of an emaciated, veinless erection?
Sex with a lazy man will always suck, even with DA' most extremely, desirable, attitudinal/longitudinal phallus.
He needs to move down. . . . to the cold "basement" for starters, with the household pets.
Hope you have a tri-level home?

Better relocate and leave that his den of stagnation for him and his ill-luck.
He is not yet dead, but you are living in conditions worse than those of a culturally-disenfranchized widow?

PLEASE, stop procreating with this "?". You most-def are contributary to this un-godly, enhancement/propagation of  such prospective, high-risks of defective, mutant, gene pools of domestic/ecological, emasculated nuisances?


Remove your children from that environment ASAP, while you dehumanize him with the utmost, effective, rehabilitative regiments.

Ma'am, you just need to keep tha' your "Tomapep" factory closed for a goooooood while ok? Stop breeding kids if you cannot teach your man who the woman/boss izzzzzz?

Please, contact me if you need some assistance.

Thanks!

Typical African marriage.

Husband = a philandering, financially unproductive loafer of a businessman. . .constantly away from home. . .abondons his matrimonial duties.
Wife = a barely literate, idle, unemployed breeding machine of a single parent, with lots of time on her hands to be 'resourceful' with her arzzzzzzzzz around town.

Way to go!

“The truth is that, this man is a liar, he wants me to go so that he can take another wife, no problem, but why resort to telling lies against me?” she asked.

You are absolutely correct ma'am!
If only our foreign sistahs would be half as smart as you are and smell the game plan from the get go.

He said that the court was left with no option, but to dissolve the union to avoid bloodshed.

Amen to that! Make sure you leave the kids with him and check on them from time to time. . .While you go and do your 'ashewo' work with the utmost confidence. The only job that would definitely pay ya in Nigeria for sure. Head to 'sin-cirry' Abuja please. Mwah!


Mu he he he he he he

All these 'miracle' Sarah and Abraham religious couples in Nigeria are in some SHOCKING exposure.
We are gonna see a lotta ECOMOG mini soldiers within Nigeria.

Miraculous pregnancy-boomers/boomies may face a severe recession. In foreign countries, you do not question any fetal-maternal complex.

But in Africa, where women give birth to funny-looking multiples after disappearing into bushes without ovaries, uteruses and even vaginas for several months. . .judgement day is here.

YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER of this child!!!!

NO! NONE OF YOUR 10 CHILDREN IS RELATED TO YOU OR EACH OTHER MADAM/SIR!!!

Maury Pauvich show and The Jerry Springer's shows will set up branches in many corners of Nigeria.

Many pastors will be burned alive for sure.

Many children will mysteriously disappear or become 'child witches' to hide all the shame.

Mu he he he he he he

@Original poster,

So who are you shinning in London over there(to help you with your 'studies' and 'tins')?

Or are you a 'righteous' bwoda?

You know say 'bodi nor be fayawud'?

Man shall not live by 'bread' alone ke.

PLEASE PEOPLE I NEED YOUR ADVICE,SHOULD I LET HIM KNOW I'M AWARE OR I PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, IF SHE PHONED MY WIFE BACK WHAT SHOULD MY WIFE SAY'S TO HIM ? HE'S AROUND 60YRS OF AGE

Please, tell her to 'shagulate' the Baba and send you the 'forex' jor.

Are you not a Nigerian? You should understand the game and play by the rules for the ultimate gambit position.

ola olabiy:
"Go Tikkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Blazay, how are you?

Doing super goooood!
O J-es o!
Atiku for lyf.
Lerrus enjoy Jona the circus clown for a change.
Loving those treacherous 'wascals' kick his butt.

Mu he he he he

My dia, you are not a 'family yet'. . . so, the only advice I can give you now as an 'experimental, cultural, "Jung[b][size=20pt]O[/size][/b]-Fever", rat' in the hands of one of awa brodas is right here:

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/nigeria/T6MAVH1UFMVFA7K69

Onyinye wrote:

[size=20pt]I am a Nigerian- [/size]

I now live in North America. I have grown up with Nigerians, I interact with Nigerians and I have dated Nigerian men. I am sorry to say, but Nigerian men even scare ME!!!! I truly fear them.
To be clear, of course NOT ALL of them are evil, liars and cheats. HOWEVER, based on my experiences, the experiences of my Nigerian friends, my family, and my cousins, I will say that MOST- definitely the MAJORITY of Nigerian men are cheats and liars. [size=16pt]This is coming from a full Naija lady. [/size] I'm sure many Nigerians will call me a traitor and what not but I am just being real. Nigerian men are truly something else. Sha, if I can share the stories of my friends and myself in our experiences with Nigerian men- especially the married ones, it will take me forever and many people will just be shocked! It is not even just the cheating.

They are just all around poisonous. And yes, I have a Nigerian father and male relatives and yup, I have expressed my disdain about the Naija men to them. Oh, and I'm so tired of minding my business and having these married losers trying to chase me. You tell them no, but they will still bother you. They no get shame. Another thing, they are too money hungry. It is quite scary.

I used to want to marry a Nigerian man, but I am only human and can only be let down so much and see so much negativity. I have now resolved to broadening my horizons. Nigerian men and their false sense of entitlement are just too much stress.

I await the onslaught of people calling me traitor, a bad woman, blah blah. But I gladly welcome all remarks. Nothing that can be said can override the things I have witnessed as a Nigerian woman with my own 2 eyes. I have many white friends as well, and the experiences of my Nigerian friends is just so disheartening. I pray to God to keep me away from the evil ones (which is unfortunately most of Nigerian men.

Enjoy! Almost 80 pages of women like you complaining to the world about 'Nigerian Men'. . . .
Hope you do not end up there too.

Call me when you need a strong shoulder to cry on huh?

We are together for a year and was about to live together (we are currently living in different cities and travel and spend weeks together).Everything was perfect between us,until he told his family in Nigeria about me,

At least you have[b] 'chopped'[/b] him goooooooood for a whole year. You did not lose all ways.

Keep chopping sis. . . .and let it end there.
For old time's sake.
You will need the memories on those cold winter nights to warm you up long after he is in another woman's bed.

Sorry darling. . . he does not want to marry you. This has absolutely nothing to do with his family.
Every Nigerian man knows the 'cultural taboos' associated with any relationship PRIOR to embarking on one or several. . . . .especially outside Nigeria.

He is not being honest with you.


Goodluck sweewrie pie!

The woman looks scary.
What a costume she has on.
She sure looks like an Ifa high priestess.

Sorry Sarah Jibril(what a Chrislamic sounding name). . . .Nigerian women do not vote for women.
You do not have what it takes(the payment in cash and kind services to win then ova).
Nice try.

Only the good lord knows how many children were left behind after it all.

Serves them right(O yes o. . . I had some hungry relatives there too).
Next time, they would sit in their seats, obey the command of:
Wait till the dictator leaves. . . before you attempt to use the out-house/shalanga.

You don't get paid $7000 US dollars(not cambodian dollars o) to exit before your dictator.

You wanted a 'rally'. . . you got a rally. You were paid to sit there till it was all over. . . including peeing in your drosses if push came to shove huh?

A lesson in the consequences of lawlessness.

The sound of the gun-shots from the MOPOLS' dane guns sent the cowards scampering in all directions and climbing each other to escape from JUST one side gate.

It is time to put some of that ill-gotten $7000 to good use. . . as in getting some good xrays or paying for some ransome to the attending morticians to retrieve the unfortunate corpses for a somewhat decent tombstone made of  putty.

Serves then right I say.

Na only Africa go hold rally and pipo go quench dia. Even Egypt nor get dedi bodis liki dis "Pra-Cot" wan.

MOFOS!

My he he he he

Funny.

Thank God for Northern Nigeria.

Only?
Far less than armed robbery victims, ritualistic killings, fake drugs, motor vehicle/Okada accident victims, quack doctor butcherings. . . .?

Fatal police brutalizations?

Impressive.

A fantastic treat at the salon.

She insisted I got a super deluxe manicure/pedicure.

Felt so good.

Them Vietnamese chicks are something else with their fingers.

^^^^
Sure.
And "Bianca" too.

Who cares? 
Only $7000?
What an insult!
What cheap political w.h.o.r.e.s!

Just like the men.
Gbam!
Gbam!
Gbamology!

Nice read, with a lot of truths.
Tenk you lord!

Lemme add "a whole lorra phockin' and repentin'. . . ." too.
Chronic pre-marital and post-marital "facking" too.

All on FaceBook with "Wilke-Leaky" behinds.
Mu he he he he heeeeee

She berra get tha' huge, foul-smelling, local arse of an "Akintola" behind ourra town before I get a hold of it.
It's gonna get ugly real fast and ghe[b]rr[/b]o!

Have her arrested immediately. . .
Press charges,
Have her convicted. . . 3 life sentences with hard labor. . . without the possiblility of parole.

[size=16pt]For each tribal mark etched! 3 consecutive life sentences without concurrency!!![/size]

Or next best and [size=20pt]only[/size] option:

Several gunshots to her head to ensure instant annihilation.

Arrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

What a bush pig!

chikeobi:
Are u "laffing" at Atiku?

Atiku is no longer in the spot light.
We have a new circus clown now remember?

No. . . . .I am laughing at Nigeria. . . with Atiku.
Atiku, or Jonathan is the smaller problem.

I laff again:

Mu he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!(At Nigeria and Nigerians).

He who laffs lastest, laffs bestests!!!!

Keep lying to your soul that islam is your problem in Jos. There is more islam in lagos than there is in Jos and there haas never been violence. . .

Everyone knows the genesis of this crisis unless your grand father didnt tell you (the truth).

Grave possibility there.

Well said my brother. . .help me tell the eediots who can reason beyond seeing Muslims as a threat to their existence. . .

But on the south south issue you raised. . .you sound like a conspiracy theorist. .

Oh wella wella.
Think 'Jos'. . . .and there are no surprises.
The wild-wild-middlebelt, inhabited by the emasculated 'whimpies'.

Well,
When you consider the obvious fact that the world is gradually becoming anti-matrimony,
You come to understand that the marriage certificate is priceless and has many uses.

The most important uses are the gifts of ownership and THE sense of belonging(. . . . as in: who loves you daddy? )

No, you don't get that on FaceBook.

The marriage certificate is the ULTIMATE, global, utility stampage for the legitimization of YOUR children and your future generation.

Or you may just end up with a progeny of 'rascals'(aka  bast.ard.s).

Need I say more?

!Get Yours!
!Keep Yours!
!Don't Kill Yours!

Bottom line:

The marriage certificate seperates rational beings from 'ye-ye fowls'.

ifyalways:
Sweeeetheart
Missed u a whole lot.Kisses and cuddles from our newest lil' red-head.

Awwwwwwwwwww. . . .
*hugs*

Now, don't get the bad belle and jelosi peeps more bilious and rancorous now.

I knew you could never trust those treacherous 'rascals'. . . .
Poor Jonathan and the 'wild-wild-west' of rascals.
Now, he gets a lesson on how not to use words carelessly.
I wonder where the SSS is to caution the use of 'words' that threaten the stability of the Nigerian union?
Or should I say 'disunion'?

Mu he he he he he

I am loving this!

Divide Nigeria into 5000 particles, they would always turn on each other.

Pathetic bunch!

@sky something or woteva you think you are or choose to call yourself,

Sending ya mutual feeling of extreme 'disgust/hat[b][size=16pt]red[/size][/b]'' from here to there too.
Please, don't comment on my posts.
I don't believe I addressed your posts or referred to your attention-seeking, disorderly "pagan-like" conduct of a handle either(unless you are poly-monikering in cowardice as usual).
Thanks in advance.

^^^

I don't do the 'wild wild westish' rascally Yoruba or across the 'Niggering Niger' Igbotic, babes remember?

Impotence is not my portion, in the name of my God.

Have a flight to catch partner.

L8r.