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obowunmi:
I'm lost. Does Mr and Mrs Blazay use the same account --- kool.

Yup!

And what iz sooooo special about the phockin' ring associated with his/her reggedly, nuisance of useless behind?
Nope! Move on means move on, not "hang on" or "tag-a-long"!
I would want it thrashed for sure. No marra how expensive.
Who wanno inherit "bad" luck?

Why make a non-entity feel special?

Heck no!

obowunmi:
I must conclude Blazay is FEMALE.

You mean the only married couple using the same handle on NL?

Mu he he he he
Welcome to the "New Testament"!
The gospel according to Mallam Nuhu Ribadu-Naija-4-lie-lie!!!

You should be happy by yourself, having done it ALL.
Most marriages sour after 10 years, then die for 10 years.
Too bad you will miss out of the sweeeeeeeet ressurection. The best part of marriage.


I repeat, the BEST part of married life, especially where you need an OLD friend for old age, not a gigolo who only jeeeeeeessss wanno phock ya for ya money!

NEW partners feel like the best, till you are familiar with their curses/baggage.

No, you cannot go back to your ex. He too has learned you do NOT quit on a marriage, but you keep working in it.

Once you leave a relationship, NEVER go back.
Now, you will find out that there ain't no such thing as finding happiness outside YOUR own world.

A miserable married person is always less miserable than a once-married(separated/divorced) person.
No matter how bad, there is SOMETHING you are gonna miss about an ex-spouse.

The grass is NEVER greener on the outside. Once you are married, you STAY married!
Better to remain single and NEVER get married, than get into marriage and jump out!
You will regret it, for the next one is ALWAYS worse!

Sorry o!

Because the men are usually too cowardly to so just that.
How many men have had the courage to say "hello", not to mention "goodbye"?

Lilly-livered, emotional cowards!

All to gossip!
No light, no road, no water, toilets, no schools, no hospitals.

Chei! Chei! Chei!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

So did OBJ!

Heh heh heh

What will happen to all the governmental, generator-contractors and all their jobless offsprings on NL and and beyond the cyber world hehn?

God hellep uzzzz ooooooh!!!!

But Dangote gets to keep his job as the biggest debtor in Nigeria.

Mu he he he he

Has he paid all the "gbese"?
All these promisory note as collateral billionaires sef ehn?
Me sef na billionaire, if I fit get loan from Cecelia Ibru ke.

Mu he he he he

No wonder.
Work on your communication skills first.

I hope "board" can answer your prayers huh?

O Jes o!
Marriage is on the "way" out!
Only the for the freeeeee, brrrrrrrrrrrave, blessssssed and loooooove-able!

 

I have a "black BELLIT" in marriage and extra-curricular chopology!
Plus double masters in In-teh-nyansh-ional Knack-iolgy!!!
Try ya luck if you tink say you get pawa!

Long tori.
Abegggiooo gimmme a nice hotel room with a good bar/club.
After a few years of marriage, "dooweeng" on your matrimonial bed becomes super boring.

Thank God, no more smoking in clubs around my grrrrrreat USA.

Is bringing a ill parent on your honeymoon a divorcable offence?.

Yes. He should have discussed it with his wife first.

Did the guy do the right thing by bringing his mom with them?

No. It shows he does not have an ounce of respect for his wife even where he may love his mother dearly.

providing of course that there was no other option?.

Then he should have discussed it FIRST with his wife. Why keep such a thing a secret and a surpise. Not a pleasant thing to do.

I WOULD DIVORCE HIS ARRRRZE IN A JIFFY!

Useless man!

Sorry, it is a respect and consideration thingy which are key tenets to any successfull marriage even where LOVE is absent. This man is selfish to da bone.

Kudos to the brave woman who got rid of him. Thank God she is not that desperate to stay married to such a man. She clearly read the hand-writing on the wall.

Amen!

toohot4you:
Is it true that when one gets married, he or she should dissociate with his or her single friends.

Absolutely correct! Especially if they claim to be 'born-agains'.
I NEVER allow single people into my home. We really have nothing in common to discuss.
Besides, they are always whining about one failed relationship after another.

Some married women are actually saying,
the single lady wont understand what she is going through since se hasnt experienced it. Is that true?

Very correct! Unless she has been previously married. How do you understand the shoes of someone you have NEVER walked in? NEVER take advice from single people if you are married. That includes from PASTORS!

Did the married lady suddenly become[b] more intelligent and the single lady(her friend) suddenly turn dumb?[/b]

Not necessarily. They just have different goals and aspirations and may not be working in the best interest of each other even as friends.
Single people are usually envious of married people. . .especially when the married people relate well with each other as doing "loving-loving" in front of the single, lonely peeps. The single people do not really feel happy for them no matter how they smile and pretend to be happy for them.


Abi is it easy to find loff?

This is particularly the case more with women than with men.

As a couple, NEVER hang out with single people. You have absolutely NOTHING in common.

Don't set yourself up for failure.
If it does not feel right, it ain't period.
Only a desperate woman will marry a man out of pity.

The guy is not your type, so why bother with him?
Tell him nicely that you do not feel comfortable with the relationship and advice him to look somewhere else.
He may be hurt, but he will respect you in the future and appreciate your honesty.
Please, relationships that started right have difficulties not to mention those that start off soooooooo wrong.

All but Yoruba, Bini and IGBO!!!

Lai Lai!!!

Twa!!!

Halleluyah Jesus conquered the world. . .

While I have conquered 'POVERTY'!!!

God bless America.

Debt Freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I have achieved my most important goal of the year.

God bless Uncle Samuel.

Her name is Deborah, a mother of five children,and a housewife.

A housewife in this day and age?


High risk for emotional and physical battery.
Poor housewives.

If only women would learn to be independent and stop breeding like locusts!

Thank God for full-time employement and 'continuous adult education' opportunities.

Off I go, before I end up a battered 'house husband'.

May my good Lord take my life first. Amen.

Twa!

New term for adoption=child traficking.

“We want to sanitize Nigeria,” said Hart. “We want to hand over to our children what our parents handed over to us. A child like this cannot be your child.  Our interest is in the child not you the parents. How can you remain in the midst of mother and daughter sleeping with both?” she wondered at the Ikaobasi family.

An erect pe-nis has no conscience.
Hole na hole.

If you had been married to Omo sexy, Stella damascus or Nnaji or WHOEVER for 20 years - would you still see her as one of the most attractive women on the planet?

No. Never did in the first place. A poohsie tha' has beeb used more than once loses it's novelty.

Or - sometimes - would you think "been there done that - wonder what's on TV tonight?

Yes!

Na juju? Sex has absolutely nothing to do with love.

So?
Freeeeeeeeeeee world!

Deleted Entry. Wrong thread.
OP and thread flushed down the 'pit latrine'.

Nothing.
Men have poohsies and can have surrogate babies.
Buy one egg, get a womb free.
Screw Adam and Eve.
Welcome and Steve.
Shakara don end!!!

What is wrong with all these juveniles?
Don't they know that in ANY relationship, "darling" is the same TOE(term of endearment) as:

YOU DIRTY, STINKING, MODAFOKAAAH!!!

ifyalways:
^^^OMG,Blazyyyyy!
Sickey 1 and 2?
Does "snake and ladder" count too ?
Getting my knuckles ready for a long game of ludo,bye bye to "riddles and crosswords"
Blazyyyyy,LMAO!

Noooooooo. No "snakes n ladders". Religion dey for dati wan.
LUDO=MARRIAGE.

Your ability to absorb and diffuse "shockz"! 
Can you play "LUDO"?
If you can play "LUDO", you can make ANY marriage work, good or bad!
Sickey-One Vs Double-Sickey na who go win?

According to my "fren", Tina Turner. . . .What's love gat to do with the price of kwuli-kwuli in Kaduna?


Bottom line: UYH!!!=Use Your Head!!!

1. Keep your eyes/ears open(tins dey 'appen)
2. keep your nose/mouth shut(ye-ye dey booooom nor be small)

Finito! 

To keep up with Nigerians without meeting 'em.
To save money. Cheap entertainment.

Lawkwesu:
Which would you prefer? For your man to violation you or have sexual relations with another woman?

@ Le kwa nu "Ekwensu"!

"Violation"?
Why would that be an option for any sane mind?

[quote author=Dante.A link=topic=618450.msg7863963#msg7863963 date=1299513848]I hope this is lite enuff, open to any other thng any1 has to ask, cos need to clear this up. I’d say God gave me very good gifts of intelligence and brilliance, whch has taken me to where I am today, I even take huge decisions on behalf of my company and it works out fine, also can give sound and endearing advise on major issues to/amongst colleagues and friends, but here I am, perplexed.[/quote]Good!
Then you do not need to be on Nairaland.
Cheers!