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These evil spirits have come again ?
Please, time to enjoy this weekend jare! 

Please, when it is your time to quench, please do so quietly.
The world moves on.
Yup! You may laff when I quench too . . . Some of us do not need sympathy!

Sorry, I do not pity humans.
I only pity animals and God!
My opinion izzzzz mine!
And loving it too!
Whatcha choose to do abouuuuurit. . . . izzzzz your "toro ati shi-shi".
Time to have some fun. . .before I quench like this "single" 'ol lady OF NL!!!

Ramon2:
Blazay= Bini ashy married to Delta Igbo man
Also goes by the name Dewdrops, Lola, etc claims to be a man but is actually a 40-year old female hag.
Once confessed here on nairaland but quickly reverted to her old ways

Oh reaaaaaaalllllly? 

Oh my God. . . I have been 'outed'. . .Satan hide me.

Wuuuuzzzzuuuup old barren hater?  

Oooooooooooo. . .LOL(e bad belle and e jelosi single old cargos on rampage. . . just keep following me around huh? )!

Sorry lovey! Blazay is HAPPILY-MARRIED. . .!!! Stop stalking me with your many handles. Not in your league of cargo Igbotic spinsters looking for spouses on the www. . . after being battered and driven out of your homes by your uncivilized Igbotic spouses or baby daddies! . 
I am shaking in my boots. Thank God he or he/she is not one of your NL baby-elephant ugly-looking Plati-Monkies from Abia state bushes, with quadruple, WIDE load of an arrrrrrze. . . .wanted for "inspirational" swindling on NL/all ova the world.

I am not Un-Inspired, and cannot be swindled by local, Igbotic, black, ugly, faaaaaaat, Hot, OLD, spinsters from NL. 

Mu he he he he he

O! Fishers of men on the h-internet!!!

PLEASE GET A MAN. . . .your own man before you DIE on NL!!! 
A reaaaaaaaal "TIGER" . . . . Not a "PAPER" Tiger. Tee hee hee hee . . Tha' tissue paper you can only afford to use to drain the funky "discharges" from between your humid, itching thighs. 


Thank God you think BINI ashi too. Married ashi is always berra than single/widowed/BATTERED-divorced ones with no men at home to call theirs.

Good to be a well-loved ashi. 


Did you say Delta Igbo? Thank God not the "IYAMIRI", smelly kinda Igbos from across the "Niggering Niger"!


Please tell us more.

You should be glad he/she is married. Unlike MOST of YOU with fake marriage certificates like you OSISI KA NKWU or your NL 47 year-old PCOS infested "I-LANDER"(aka HOLY PAGAN of NVS. . . .female "Richard Landress"with always perching from married man to married man on the cyber airways as an illegal resident in the UK . . . .or are you "Tegese"(Madam Agha---rhasay Domingo) the geriatric, drop-out from Uniben82 who lives in Cobb county, North Georgia? with multiple STDs including Syphillis, still selling your anus on the internet and looking desperately for phockmates huh? Poor you! You ain't tired dealing with crack heads for partners I see.

Still phockin' that BISEXUAL, Malboro/Igbo-smoking, generational alcoholic aka "Bola". . .aka(NLT of NVS) ? The junior, head-waiter-claiming-to-be-owner of the WAZOBIA, pepper-soup house joint with his 2-inch pe-nis/grey pubic, forrested mound. . .in the UK?) from Igarra State(the real "femi tom-tom" sweet ). . .@ almost 50 )with your wide arse of an Igbotic "planet" of "Uranus"? Tot you said yo won his heart? Did he marry you as a "first wife"? Is the "Obirin" still buttering your arse?(what a catch. . .cheap male slut that can be lured out of his so-called matrimonial bed with only 2 bottles of St. Remys and a stick of Malboro cigar for a cheap Xmas phock). Keep harassing me huh? I will soon publish his family history on NL . . . you might want to know that one of his female cousins 'disvirgined' my 'toddler' brother those days. . .Her name is Folu** Balo***. A Nairalander too married to a medical doctor in the USA huh? You know 'em Edo State are famous
both male and female sluts, are famous for Bleep. . . Satisfaction Guaranteed. . .even sweeter from those "anus-phockin" ones from Biafra land huh?

Pray tell it all darling. . . .Lemme help you a lirrrrle.

Looks like the vaseline does not work anymore, since menopause also catches the anal cavities!
Be careful which hotels in London you choose to sleep in next time huh?
Those African workers have peep holes in all the hotel rooms to catch y'all in the act for ransom and blackmail! Lovely view I tellya with your arse up in the h-air farting away. . . prow. . prow. . .prow!!!

LWKIMD!!!

Some of us are not anonymous ex-convicts like MOST of you.

Or old born-again, battered, widows/widowers/barren maidens of the h-internet o!


I dey laff o!

Thank God for full-time jobs!

Today is pay day sugar.

!Get Yours!

You can't do "winnie" da poooooooh MADELA. . . . I ain't "Plati-Ugly-Lady-Fatimah" of Nairaland wanted by the FBI with not husband/wife!

So, knock your fat,"UGLY" self out.
Bring it on sweeeeeeeerie. . . you gat nothing on moi. . .some of us are NOT anonymous criminals like most of you in the UK living as illegal residents in your old ages.
You can't do sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt!!!

Ciao!
Mwaaaaah!

NOW DO YA PHOCKING WORST!!!

Thank God we are back to the 'rats' thread. Too many rats I tellya!

Nothing like being debt-free.
Successful financial planning is one of the keys to achieving love, good health, peace, prosperity, happiness and a whole lot more.
Oh no children. . . You have to pay for your own education. I ain't taking out NO loans on your behalf.

Today is pay day, and it feeeeeels sooooooo gooooood.

Now, I can enjoy my life like white people. Praise my LORD!

Poor single woman.
When people will be preaching to you young women to choose ONLY men that will cherish and hold you for life, you will refuse and tell the world your "pastors" made you choose to-quench-for- "cyber-419" lovers instead.
Some dude has yimmed this poor woman to death.

Mu he he he he he he

If only there was a man in her life to lubricate her "engine" from time to time huh? Her life would not end like this ke.
She prolly died typing on NL, while scattering her nyansh around all other social cyber fora from home or work like some of "us". 

Most will even leave their marriages thinking the swamp is always greener on the outside.

Then in your "old cargo" dreams, you become internet/intranet whores losing sleepless nights with depression, and passing
out from fatigue and sheer exhaustion after series of failed yimmings and yammings.

The dangers of social isolation are numerous.
Not even a husband, boyfriend or child at home to ask after her?
What in the world was she working so hard for?
To settle gambling debts or to re-finance loans obtained for purchasing illicit narcotics? 

When all these retardhed Biafrans want to justify treachery and start crying foul for not being supported by lesser "Igbo" stock, they have some form of nauseating selective amnesia.

Your so-called Ojukwu and co went against the 1966 coup and you still wanted them to support "Zik" and follow you to Biafra huh?

Ewu Crystal Lager Beer!

Serves y'all right. Deal with a mega dose of your own 'me-re-cine'!
So happy about the law of Karma and it's divine mechanisms of everlasting operation via redistributive justice.

"The Steadfast Love Of Our God Never Ceases. . .His Mercy Endureth Forever"!

Ojukwu should be talking?
Ha!

Tot he said he wuz?    

Dehn uswan bi olly disi gramah?

Oh well. . .time would tell it all.
If he is truly an Igbo man, Ibori rots in jail.
Na h-only 'em get tha' kain mind.
'When moni dey for graaaand. . .broda head don turn "ishi-ewu" for h-inside pot-ioh!

What a hunk!
No "akpu"-eating genes arrrrrall.
"Igbo" different from "Igbo" I tellya!

What an appertizing physiognomy!

May the good lord continue to save the Southern part of Nigeria from themselves and Nigerians in general.

Amen.

Ejindu: All right. A lot has been talked and written about the January coup. But how tribalistic was it really in conception and execution? 

Nzeogwu: In the North, no. In the South, yes. We were five in number, and initially we knew quite clearly what we wanted to do. We had a short list of people who were either undesirable for the future progress of the country or who by their positions at the time had to be sacrificed for peace and stability.[size=18pt] Tribal considerations were completely out of our minds at this stage.[/size] But we had a set-back in the execution. Both of us in the North did our best. But the other three who were stationed in the South failed because of incompetence and misguided considerations in the eleventh hour. The most senior among them was in charge of a whole brigade and had all the excuse and opportunity in the world to mobilize his troops anywhere, anyhow and any time. He did it badly. In Lagos, even allowing for one or two genuine mistakes, the job was badly done. The Mid-West was never a big problem. But in the East, our major target, nothing practically was done. He and the others let us down.

Yes, Chukwuma "Kaduna" Nzeogwu. You are right. I believe you 100%.
It was not tribalistic to you, but to the other Southern cowards.
I wish you did not trust the others to the extent you did.
You had the most difficult assignment in the whole saga, and carried out yours dutifully and without any failure.

Too bad you did not carry out the coup yourself.
Nigeria may have been a different/better place for all.

Perhaps, just perhaps. . .in another lifetime.


If it gives you any sense of inner peace,
The Southerners are still cowards. . .and in your 'rightest' terms, burdened with the same notion of "incompetence and misguided considerations in the eleventh hour.

NEVER TRUST THEM FOR ONE SECOND.

They will ALWAYS try to cheat ya. . . And SELL ya arzzzzz, no marra how "holy"(aka deceptive).
Nothing much has changed, but for the worse as you smile to yourself from your grave without your gorged-out eyeballs, 
Too bad you died in vain.

Ikemba. . . .your EVER-STONED, beady-eyed, strong/two-faced Igbotic, bushy-bellied JUDAS of a Biafran brother. . .   from "Alaigbo" coward-county, sold you out too with all his jealousy of your prowess and popularity!
You will always remain the most stellar soldier.

Sleep well, MY brave warrior. . . . For you did not fail Nigeria and Nigerians. The cowardly South did.

It is neither love nor hate. . . . .just poor communication.
You only NEED to talk to a child and explain that actions have consequences.
Then you reward or punish accordingly by adding or subtracting from the priviledges the child looks forward to(Not be double standards as in spanking him or her to death then given him or her all the gifts and presents in the world).
Where does corporal punishment come into all these except for poor communication patterns?
Violence never solved any domestic problems.

You only succeed in raising angry bullies with all that pent-up resentment and the desire for revenge is endless to whoever may fall victim.
One reason Nigerians do not adjust well in foreign countries, since they were never taught to communicate without 'yelling' and 'punching'!
Small wonder why the percentages of domestic violence cases amongst Africans remains high and RISING in Africa especially. It had become the norm/culture/tradition.

Men beating/killing their wives and vice versa all in the name of discipline never an issue, even where these cases turn fatal, even in foreign countries where such things happen also(ever wonder why people have their children taken away from them if they caught spanking their kids? Blacks can never be smarter than whites. . . .I mean NEVER!)

Corporal punishment is never an effective way to discipline a child.
Parents just take out their frustration on their children for no reason in the name of discipline.
No wonder children keep getting suspended from schools for fighting.
How do you use coporal punishment for children with undiangosed attention deficit disorder or chemical/homornal imbalance for instance?

I tellya. . . some people have no business having children.
Even animals in the bushes would do better than MOST in understanding basic "child psychology".

Please, parents should endeavour to find out why children 'act-out', instead of raising domestically violent children who turn out to be violent adults.
Angry, frustrated parents with extremely poor communication skills/stress relief managements NEVER make successful social partners and become sociopaths for the most parts.

You reap what you sow.

Ujujoan:
Probably because they are one and the same person . . .

_{I thought NL has been cured of that particular insanity!}

Use your 'born-again' pawas for more revelation. . . . and 'cure'.
Where is your 'faith' o holy one?
Nigeria and Africa need you.
If the 'insanity' still plagues 'your' cyber world of NL, I hope it does not follow you outside of it too?
That would be unfortunate.(ask those who have suffered such fates. may it not be your portion. iseeeeee!!!)

I thought you were 'fortified' from all those 'evil' spirits?

Whether you're unmarried, at the beginning of your marriage or you've spent years trying to make peace with your mother-in-law, the Daughter-in-Law Rules provides a revolutionary set of strategies, making copacetic coexistence possible at last!

There is absolutely no need to keep the peace between the MIL and the DIL If they can't get along.
No woman has any business in another woman's house(as babysitter or ailing parent.
Parents should endeavour prepare for their twilight years instead of meddling in their children's lives.

God bless the white man and 'nursing' homes!
Yup! Same rules applies to moi if I EVER get old.
The last place I would be found in in any of my kids homes for more than 1 WEEK!

Keep busy bodies ourra ya homes!
If you cannot afford decent child care arrangements for your kids. . . .DON'T HAVE 'EM!
Them old folk need to sit in their houses too and learn to mind their business.

You will need to first listen to what concerns the your parents have first, then go from there.
They may have legitimate reasons why you should not marry such a person.
For me. . . I would listen first, then make a decision.
No knowledge is wasted.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=610070.msg7780979#msg7780979 date=1298394158]Blazay why do you sound like almondjoy.[/quote]Is that right?

And what else? 

And who might that be(not da' I givvvvehalfafuckorone) . . . just for asking sake o?

Urrrrhm. . . lemme go google it!


Ooooooooooooooh. . . that gerikid of a 'rascal'! Who knows?

Let us keep praying for more revelation. On or off the cyber huh?

Ooooops! Time for work already?

How do I gerrrrrout of this bed now?

pauli coco:
Where will I start from! My brother is 7 years my senior and has been living in london,

Her family however did not know about her relationship with[b] my uncle![/b]  I know that this is a long story that I am telling you guys but it is really affecting me since I love my brother!

but would still sleep with my uncle!

She got pregnant 4 months later and told me that it was my brothers baby!

I also knew that my uncle wasn't really interested in the relationship either!

Is he your brother or your uncle?
Or is the 'babe' sleeping with y'all?

I know that this is a long story that I am telling you guys but it is really affecting me since I love my brother!

It is only affecting you because you want the 'babe' too. If she is available, why don't you just 'knack' her some and collect ya own shiiiiia? I don't see how this is your problem. It is the girl's problem. Let her have the baby if she wishes to, do a paternity test and establish who the real father is btw you, your uncle, your brother or any other MALE 'family' relative involved in that your "London". In fact ALL yellow cab/black medallion cab drivers, milk-men, railway workers, British coal miners, security guards/mail-men/red double-decker bus drivers/British Telecomm/tube station anti-terrorism agents within a 1000 mile radius, should ALL be tested for paternity too!

Hey!
Throw in those ya David Cameron, Prince Charles and his 2 sons up in there too.

Marriage is not necessary. The baby was not conceived before marriage. . . there should be no rush to the altar. What is important is to find the father of the child so he can have a chance to participate or not.

I repeat, marriage is NOT necessary.

Hmmm! Poor "Metro-London" baby.

Absolutely nothing you can do in Nigeria. Too many open dumpsters and unkempt bushes around the house.
I have always had that problem. . . no matter how clean the house is. They would always crawl in through the roof tops. . .eat all the yams/plantains/onions. The sordid state on NO-electricity situation does not help either.

The house is always stinking of dead roaches and dead rats. . . .and their poops! Gosh! I HATE them! I have learned to freeze all foodstuff or purchase things we want and cook them DAILY. No storage. Nothing left on the stoves or out of the freezer over night. NO DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK!!! Keep all closets locked up! Avoid clutter. . . so they have no where to hide.

They drink milk, Custard and even drink juice, some of them are already developing black curly hair as evidence of good living

Very funny! Only that?

'Em nauseating things ate up one of my babies' feeding bottles and a whole pacifier, leaving  only a tiny bit of a sourvenir for us to add insult to injury. You would never have known that the bottle or the pacifier ever existed. Big mistake leaving those things in the sink over night. . . .I mean raw harrrrrrrrd plastic! They would even eat stainless steel made by DUPONT!

One of the major turn-offs visiting Nigeria. I can't stand those ugly things. You are so right. . .they all have shiny black
hair. . . not only curly, but long too, like they ALL have Japenese/Korean genes(not African genes for sure). For I have never seen a 'bald' one. . .not nappy hair for the African climate at all. . . the fine silky strands on these vermin, with their extremely lean bodies. . . . are fit for weaves of exports!!! Even bald people or the elderly people with 'grey' hair strands  of hair will be soooooooooooooo jealous of them

Good lord!
Disgusting things.

OTA PIA PIA ALL OVER THE HOUSE. . .for your sanity!!!!

Thanks for the "informative" info. Never mind. I ain't gerrrin' onnnit!

Now, these are other networking 'nuisances' of things I will NEVER invite into my extremely disciplined and highly productive life.

Skype.
Twitter.
Craig's List.
MindSpace.
E-Harmony.
NIGERIAN WEBSITES AND MESSAGE BOARDS!!! (Heeeeeeeeeeey!!!! Come see ugliness on two legs Chineke God!!!) IN READ MODE ONLY PLEAAAASE!!!
AFF(Adult Friend Finders). . . .the very worst for world champion-INTERNATIONALLY acclaimed/most wanted current or ex-convicts of swinging singles and couples, with all kinds of DEADLY, ACTIVE sexually transmitted infections. . . . looking for other people to kill, since they are ALL terminal themselves!
FaceBook.
Yahoo messenger.
Cyber blogs/chat rooms. . . . all those emotionally, needy, jazzzzy social networking sites only for PSYCHO-DELICS!!!

If I wish to have a 'fling' or two. . .I know where to look. Not one "raggedly behind" from FaceBook for sure. . . Sheeeeeesh! Twa!

ABSOLUTELY BORING. . .AND WITH LOTS OF FAKE ARZZZES/CON ARTISTS/LIARS.

I usually prefer "in read mode only" kind of social interactions, so my brain can keep functioning without interferances from jobless, 'empty vessels'
Most people I have met from the cyber airways cease to interest me after I have met them(for we have absolutely NOTHING in common especially if they are CONSTANTLY DATING SINGLES/NEWLY WEDS. . . . *yawns*). I only keep 'married friends' with jobs/social/financial responsibilities. ABSOLUTELY NO STUDENTS OR ILLEGAL RESIDENTS LIVING ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS!!!

I am not a "people person". . . I detest crowds/hi-fi gangs and have absolutely no reason whatsoever to 'connect' unless you are one of the following:

1. Bank of America(my mortgage company)
2. Vanderbilt University(my school/work place)
3. GMAC(my auto dealership)

Sorry, I am debt free and have absolutely no revolving debts. . . I auto-pay all my bills online as scheduled. . . so my phone never rings.
I do not entertain visitors in my home either. . .we meet only on neutral grounds.

Not even family members are qualified to be contacted.
Absolute waste of my bloody time.

I only respond to interesting issues from my bed and in no hurry to 'tango' with cyber riff-raffs.
If I have not contacted from the past 25 years up till now. . . we have absolutely natttting to talk about!

Good luck to all FaceBookers! Mwah!

I know ALL of them 100% but with 0% trust even before they open their mouths. I can read their minds too  ALWAYS!!!. . . .especially in Nigeria. . . . THEY ARE NIGERIANS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SURPRISES!!!

No surprises at all. . . for they are extremely entertaining.
But someone has to do the job. Keep a close eye on them and make them think you are 'dumb', while you anticipate and checkmate their every move/thought! Invest heavily in a safety deposit box outside your home for very important documents.

You pick and keep the very best from the very worst that's all.
So, I stick with extended relatives from my immediate family members or those family members have served in our families for generations.
Strangers as office workers but NOT AS DOMESTIC AIDES. . . . !!!

Treat them well, tolerate their genetically-unfavorable, m0r0nic, gene pool and avoid any form of domestic abuse. NEVER YELL AT THEM OR HIT THEM!!! Never use a reign of terror over them, even where you are strict in your dealings with them. Your most precious cargo are in their hands at YOUR own risk. Tamper justice with mercy always and they they may extend the same courtesy to your children/loved ones when you are not home too. (Maybe. Till your children can report ALL reportables. . .teach them to do just that without ANY fear or cowardice and with the utmost discretion/diplomacy)

Familiarity ALWAYS breeds contempt. Do NOT make them your friends or buddies. Keep educating them on the need to improve their lots, while you educate your children why they cannot degenerate to such levels on the other hand. Learn to keep both worlds apart, even where you want to take them as 'extended relatives'. This can never be a 'same but different' situation.

If it is a nanny position, make your children understand the role being played as a NANNY in your home for they can't be 'friends' either. Keep it absolutely professional and rarely personal.

So many stories abound of awful and gory experiences with these househelps. Ranging from stealing, poisoning, witchcraft, kidnapping, killing, abuse and molestation of children etc.

I have learned to tolerate the stealing, so my family can be spared the other horrors.
Like my mother always did. . . you always leave a little something for them to steal and pretend you are a fool. . . .it is called an all around BONUS for all(peace of mind for all and a small price to pay).

Keep lots of food around the house too and NEVER lock up your refrigerator. Let them keep eating and drinking away their senses thinking they are smart.
You find these all over the world too.
But the WORST cases are in Africa.

Well, you do your best and live the rest.
I escaped all these. . . my children will too.

I`ve been more than prayerful since we got the services of these people recently as I never grew up with them. I do not hesitiate to express my reservations about their conducts whenever the opportunity presents itself. I`ve told the nanny to get me two referees/guarantors (one must be her pastor) amongst other info requested.

If all that pastor 'she*t' works for ya. Not for me.

Your best bet is to get people who have been in the family for years, or have worked for your other siblings or relatives. . . and you have observed for yourself. You know their parents. . .siblings. . .and all that kind of stuff. YOUR FAMILIES GREW UP TOGETHER. . .as socio-economic parallelograms whose lines have never touched or crossed . . . .generations to generations living side by side. . .they keep moving on, getting married and living their lives too. Most of them graduated from colleges and gotten married too and doing well for themselves(for those who make good use of the opportunities instead of spending time stealing pieces of meat/fish from pots of soups or canned drinks/booze from the pantries as long-term career goals. . . .na their level be dat na. . . please do not disturb them by any means. . .mu he he he he).

Most of the people you should employ are people you know their socio-economic backgrounds. . .not total strangers in this day and age to take care of YOUR children.
When things go bad. . .you know how to track them or their relatives. YOU ARE ACCOUNTABLE TO EACH OTHER'S FAMILY. If anything happens to them, you are accountable and vice versa, even where there are absolutely no guarantees.

The best referees you can get are those they have worked with in the past. . . .not 'fake guarantors'!

Your extended relatives are often the best sources of demestic helps. . . you can help each other that way.
Why employ a total stranger when an extended relative can benefit from it all?


Rule of thumb?

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DO NOT KNOW. NO SURPRISES.

I do not employ 'born-agains'. Period! Never!
Give me a witch. For I already know he or she is a witch. . . not a wolf in sheep's clothing.

With three kids, the youngest been 6months, to what extent can one trust them?

You can't be serious. . . .
MOST "sharp" women are pros with the first precious cargo by the 1st week. 3 kids and you are still asking the most basic questions?
Hopefully, you will "gher[b]rrrrrr[/b]it" by the 10th kid. . . Honey, it is 'INSTINCTIVE'!

Finally, it is very important you allow those domestic aides some 4king rights amongst themselves(if they soooooo feel like it and they are not underaged minors). . . so your children and minor relatives are spared their demonic randin[b]esssses![/b]

Nice topic.

@Topic,
This is the absolute fact.
The Black Jamos have better self-control.
Those Nigerian-UK babes are desperate sha.
Most of them soooooooo ugly(with faces like hardened criminals), faaaaaaaaaat and 'illegal' too, looking for 'papers'. . . .Stuck in one 'masters' programme or the other. . . or with visitors' visas for over 10 years while working with other peoples names and identifications. . . and jumping all over Nigerian sites in the cyber airways to get married at all cost so they can migrate to the US too. MOST live on the cyber airways as 'born-again' sluts.

The Nigerian-USA babes are more confident I think.

(me too, but I did bed her that night just to console her).

[size=16pt]Bwhaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!!![/size]

This means it will take some 10 years before another dude 'waters' this 'ol lady's "flower pot"!

No wonder you went over there through the 'hustling' means too. Welcome to the world of 'sexual' slavery in England.



Real Aristos H-U-S-T L-E-R-S for trashy men too. . .even in their 40's and 50s.

The Nigeria Women are worst hit of all Black women, as most of them are not smart and did not have a boyfriend back home or abandoned him as soon as they got the England Visa, but they are all regretting right now, please my Black sister, I beseech, we are tired of been the laughing stock among African in Europe, as our women are the most single out here in England.

Damn right!
"Dumb and dumber"!
I have encountered many of them on the cyber airways too.
Many have crawled back to Nigeria with the fake passports they travelled to England with.
MOST are ex-convicts too.
All you have to do is read their writings. . . you can quickly ascertain their levels of confidence. . . in the toilets.
They would do ANYTHING TO GET LAID!!!
Pity!

Some real action at last.
Hip hop hooray. . . .

Ayyy Oooh
Ayyy Oooh

How can one man sit in power for 42 years?
That would never happen in Nigeria. . .he would get the "Abacha" trick o' treat for sure.
I am loving this!

Where the heck is Al jazeera abi na Worldlink network on my satellite TV?
72 vAgins go flenty flenty this month for some martyrs.

Mu he he he he

Any loved/unloved one of mine that dies here gets buried here period.
I ain't spending no money of mine flying some funky-rotten-arzzed-corpse across continental lines.
Next time, pick the correct place to die.

You have been warned.
Yup! Screw what your everlasting 'troubled' spirit feels.
I ain't gonna be buried in Nigeria either.
My advanced directive(living will and testament) stipulates: CREMATION ONLY!
You did not fly to Nigeria while alive. . .now you wanno fly "first class" as a dead body?

You berra make sure you save all that money YOURSELF, before you die anywhere around me.
Or, I'll be burning yourfunkyaaaaaaaaazzz in ma backyard as stoking embers for real.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

Not often.
But did today.
We just lost our first patient of the year.
It was terrible.
Poor parents. Sad when you have to say goodbye to a child.

When she feels she is ready.

Oooooh Yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!

As soon as she barely understands what 'boyfriends' are for and how a pe-nis(where the man's brain resides for the most part) operates blissfully and catastrophically. . . .period!

As soon as she starts having 'em boyfriends. . . she is an emancipated minor with the ultimate "consenting adult's" rights and priviledges UNRESTRICTED[/b]as a total package. . . mwah!

As long as she is not being sexually molested by older 'boyfriends'/male relatives(1 year or more). . . .and da' 'er [b]joohsie-poohsie/STARBUCKS WI-FI cappucino/yogurt dispenser of a 'spiritually-humid, yeast-trap of an ever-incubatin'/salivatin'/fermentin' contraption' of a bug-breeder/spreader, (between her thighs. . . that she has not even learned how to disinfect properly or keep clean exogenously for the most part. . . . ). . . keeps twitching/itching/moving/leading her, she mos-def has my FUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL blessings.

Oooooooh. . . . them 'boyfriends' of hers/theirs can keep molesting each other within her/their age groups to kingdom orgas-meek-come as sooooooon as she feels she is ready to have one .  She will soooooooooo learn. . . .mu he he he he he

Who has time to 'judge' ENDLESS police/welfare/DEFACS cases in this Ay-Meh-Ri-Kay on account of on little or over-grown funky poohsie? Where highly-experienced 5 year-olds give BJs/VJs, better than my ancestors behind yellow, 'short', school buses for that marrar too?( Short buses=special transportation vehicles, provided by the American school districts for extremely, mentally-challenged children with multiple, trisomy complexes. . . . ) after connecting on FaceBook, Twitter and God knows what next/else. . . ??

Or with ALL da' sex-texting in this modern-day/age at the rate of 2000 words per second or greater via cellphones/sign-lingo, audio-visual pneumonics in churches/afterschool programmes, even during choir-practice/Sunday school activities included(. . .in the forms of all those re-tarded-looking alphabets such as ROFALMFBOOOOOO and other rubbish, used in lieu of full time academic curriculum all year round?

Or where crack-headed junkies of children keep murdering themselves, siblings, classmates or parents/guardians in hot or cold blood, all because of those their geeky, "crawfish-looking" boyfriends and girlfriends? 


You think we live in some 10th-world, African-jungly, nomadic, 'settlement', where children are treated worse than diseased cattle all in the name of 'upbringing'?
Never let a so-called 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend' come between you and your daughter please.

Experience is always the best teacher, without all the bush, ITK, African mentality of  "I told you so. . .blah, blah, blah. . . ."(Especially when most of YOU had boyfriends and girlfriends at age 6 months or less  )!!!

She has a mind,. . .and has been instructed(I mean well schoooooooooled on how to use it. . .) on what to do. . . . as in how to make/keep/discard friends(boyfriends or GIRLFRIENDS).


Sooooooo, that is her business. I am only AN instructor/guide/support/resource person in her life(the job of real parents. . . .not meddlesome, frustrated, psychotic terrrorists looking to pepertrate the cycle of abuse/misery they experienced as children themselves by trying to relieve their wasted youths/old-age in their children's lives. . . with some booooolsheet religion/tradition/culture too).

I have done my part. . . . by setting the BEST example. The rest of the social-education process is hers to experience and ENDURE.

The reason men(real fathers) should pay special attention to their daughters NOT THE WOMEN! You would not be pondering on such a question. Don't be an absentee 'dad' or semen-donor!

Yup! I am my daughte[b]rs[/b]' dad.

Any girl raised by a real dad(not a semen-donor). . . [size=16pt]never[/size] makes the wrong choices when it comes to boyfriends and husbands. . . . .no matter the timing.

!Get Yours!

What is the in point sending a child back to Nigeria if the child is old enough to protest?
She REFUSED to bring the child back to the UK?

If the father and mother are not living together, why send the child to a semen-donor?
A father he prolly loathes with 5 other wives and children scattered all over Nigeria?
To do 'Omo-Odo'? or be used for rituals?

Nigeria should start a petition all over the world like the anti-BA protest ke. . . mu he he he he he

Tobechi. . .the Abia State 419 king pin was sent to Nigeria too as a child when he was becoming an unruly pre-teen.
Look how he turned out.
Back to Abia State to spread "Herpes". . .and as America's most wanted top 10 too!

The mother did the best she could for her child. . .but with consequences.
Let her face the music.
I am sure her son would thank her later. Or maybe she would be thanking him in the future. Who knows.

Thank our lucky stars for civilized countries. Your parental rights can only go so far.

Glad to know Nigerian children abroad are beginning to excercise their rights over their cognitively-impaired, mentally-lazy donor egg/semen donor of parents, too lazy to 'parent' effectively.



Serves her right! Bush woman!

How did other countries with one-headed individuals like Nigerians achieve the same?
Is privatization of multic-colored birthday 'candles' not working all over Africa?

Boooooooooolsheeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Wow.
Good to know Nigerians are dying for "demoncrazy" instead of Jesus(prolly tired of waiting for his Second Public Execution).
Jesus should bring his Ghana Must Go Bag when he comes o!
Hope he can out-do Jonathan the "chosen one"?

Narrow is the gate tha' leads to heaven we are told.
Poor things got their lives squeezed out of them during the 'rapturous' excercise.

Yup! Many are called, but few are chosen.
Signs of the times indeed.


Mu he he he he he he

The most intelligent people in the world are free thinkers.
I do not allow born-again Christians in my home.
I prefer Muslims actually.
But give me a free thinker any day any time.

You can still believe in "God" and be a free thinker.
You only choose what you want to believe and trash the rest.
Best news? You do not have to deal with hypocrites and parasites of pastors and 'believers'.

Yup. . . we are all God's children too. Depending on the kind of God you choose to serve.
I serve mine. . . in my own image and likeness.

!Get Yours!

Back to square one.
Mu he he he he he



Just wondering if OBJ and co are still doing "I Dey Laff" . . . .?

Nigerians ehn?

Twa!

[size=16pt]Goooooooooooooooo Tikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkku!!!

Goooooooooooooooooooo PDP!!!! [/size]

Poor Nigeria.

One big happy family again.

Not in this house of mine would such issues arise. For I run a tight ship.

Always. 

^^^
Sorry, not the "cyber-chatting" kind.
Have a nice day.

I thank thee lord!
Time to hug some "tee-tees".
Work is so ova!!!
What a BORE!

This is good news. Nigeria should learn to prosecute it's own criminals instead of allowing the more corrupt Brits to do just that. I'd rather see them in Nigerian jails, with the loot back on Nigeria. Instead of the taxation without representation hungry British getting it all as "forfeitures".