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MILITIA LOGAN aka BABEELOVE is still a nairalander and [size=20pt]still[/size] gets to see what's posted about her, and can still react [size=20pt]with whatever means necessary when required,[/size] All I'm trying to say in a nutshell is that nothing has changed! Faya for faya!!!

MILITIA LOGAN and Nairaland got officially divorced on nairaland too - for the record.

Gbam!


All disu 'Rondon' romance nor dey last atol atol.
Abi na de snow wey dey fall for dia dey cuzz am?

You mean 'Elizabeth Taylor' and 'Richard Burton' got officially divorced from Nairaland too?

Mu he he he he

O di kwa egwu oooh!

Chei! Chie! Chei!

Oja pipo don finishy me.

3, Name the three fiercest rivals of all time on Nairaland.

armyofone
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Re: How Much Do You Know Nairaland And Nairalanders?
« #13 on: February 16, 2011, 03:24 PM » 

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3.
Islander/her mother from  the land of Sodom and Gomorrah
pataki/whitelexi
osisi/omo eko

Tufiakwa!

^^^

to pass the pampers, warm the bottle, rub her back, run her a bath, fix a meal, carry the baby while she has a nap

Easier said than done. All without 'congo'. . . witi pickin sucking my bobby every 2 hours? Nor be only back the man go rub.

Mu he he he he

Who nor go nor know.

Not in this my house. . . .I say not in this my house.

I don tok my own o!

Ojukwu is reaping what he sowed.
The randy 'ol basssard!
He even wanted to 'mezz' with Bianca's momma too.
While Mr. Onoh was his so-called best friend!

Tufiakwa! What a he-goat!

Sonny Odogwu group of company!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY. . . .BIANCA BAAABY DON H-ESCAPE FROM [size=20pt]OJ[/size] . . . . .OJUKWU JAIL!!!!


My mom just gisted me how he even 'minowed' the Asagba of Asaba's wife during the war.
This man is famous for ca[b]rey[/b]ing both mother and daughter on the same bed.

Peter Obi has given the daughter of 'Alaigbo' to GEJ to secure another term in office.

Meanwhile, Mgbeke First Lady. . . .Dame Payshiiiience Jonathan is shouting 'umlerra' all over youtube. E be like say heavy rain wan fall for her head oooooh!

Move ova Do-zi-bed Allison Madueke. . .

here comes "Bianca Jonathan"!

Dora Akunyili go quench for disi wan oooh. . .

Ashewos in high places!!!!

Wed Without Blessing?

Impossible. I am not an "akata"-strophe!
Only people from dysfunctional homes encounter such problems, where the parents are usually jealous of their own children and do not wish them any happinesss, since they lived miserable lives for the most parts.

I do not have such meddlesome, semi-illiterate canterkerous fish-wives/drunken sailors of parents anyhoo.

They only want our happinezzezzz.

Of what use is that gonna be when the men cannot safely re-activate sexual intercourse at that point to make ALL happy, especially around frustrated new moms suffering from insomnia/fatigue and hysterical/manic newborns suffering from diaper rash and perpetual hunger. . . shaiting and pissin' all over the place?
Especially with all that 'post partum' depression drama going on 24/7 in MOST cases?
No! Men can only have their paternity leaves after the women are ready to 'play' again.

That house ain't gonna contain all of us period. Someone has to be ABSENT at any given time. . .or we shall ALL perish together.

Objection please!

Does anyone around here speak Spanish?
I need an interpreter.
Habla Espanol?

*sighs*

Next please.

kodewrita:
I dont agree that Nairaland is dead but seeing posts like yours makes us want to go home and leave the cafe. Such virulent replies to posts dont make this site any more appealing. Dont know what your beef was, but that was d*mn too harsh.

Then tell your UGLY, Our-Lady-Fart[/b]imah, blackie MAMBA osisi kan nkwu of a cyber Mgbeke/Okija cyber-harlot(with that her farting-cushion of an Igbotic akpu-smelling arzzzz) and her Biafra tribalist bush pig. . . . aka aloy/emeka, ramon, omo-ngbatim++++ and co to leave me the heck alone.
Where were you when other forumites were ganging up thinking they were revealing details of my so-called name and personal life matters huh?
That I am a bini ashi married to an Igbo man and so on and so forth. . . blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. . .
You have not started crying yet.

Not holding brief to anyone o. . .For I am sure everyone can hold his or hers too.
Does Tpiah or Kobojunkie not go through the same thing on this NL?
They complain. . .[b]to the blind and deaf.
Sorry, I am not one ANY of you can bully.
I was never phocked by any of my male/female relatives in my childhood, neither was I abandoned by my African dad/mom in a concentration camp of polygamous in-br-eeders.
So, I have absolutely NO self-esteem issues and will NEVER tolerate any cyber bully around me IN OR OUT of the cyber airways.

I have kept quiet for sooooooo long. . .even went away QUIETLY. Only to find ijjjiots like Skydeexie, Omo Yoruba abi na FSU with other monikers like Ramon1/2 typing rubbish about me all over NL and NVS.
I say una go hearrrrrrrram I swia.

Let anyone just attack me. . .directly or indirectly huh?

I even went away quietly. . . it did not work.
You will read more!
I am not anonymous o. . .make we see who go hide.
Who is afraid of you guys? Unless I am DEAD!
Have I not met some of you?
So, who is hiding under a rock?
Abi you hear say I be Plantinmonkey?

Ujujoan:


Seriously AJ, what is wrong with you

Who is AJ?
By the time I finish with you stalkers hehn, una go hia whin.
Next time, tell those ya Okoro/Yoruba, cyber harlots to leave my name out of their finger tips on Nairaland and NVS. . .or other Nigerian forum.
Where are you to shout when forumites are stalked left right and center?
Especially, that your 'Ramon2' or OmoNgbati! Abi na Aloy/Emeka.
That nuisance of an Ileke Idi irritant was always present to laugh.
Gosh! What an irrity aiye!

There is more where that came from.
When I finish from here, I will enter Nigerians In America and start shouting there too.
You berra warn those you Igbo harlots on this website.

Glad you have repented too.
You were even the WORST! You in particular insulted my family on this website. Do you want me to go and quote your history of cyber gangsterism?
See ya mouth like "AJ what is wrong with you"?
You know I can never trust YOU CHRISTIANS hehn?

AJ ko. . .AJ ni!

Mu he he he he he
Or you think I have forgotten you and your gang? And all the insults I endured from your finger tips JUST for typing my own views without even quoting y'all. You followed me from thread to thread and forum to forum huh?
Good news. . .my financial debts are paid off. . . I get una time well well now.

Now, YOU go and convert your sistahs and brodas.


I don't care who is doing what o. . .
Anyone I can hammer is fair game.
Till you guys leave me the hell alone.
I am not looking for a spouse or a best friend off the cyber airways.

I don't use the 'report' button either.
I will deal with you guys myself and single-handedly too.
Ban? No problem.

Sorry o! The harm has already been done. No need to repent. I must have my pound of flesh to my satisfaction.
Enjoy!

How does that stop me from doing what I wanna do?
The only reason I would even approach you is that you have your wedding ring on.
Who wants to fool around with a desperado or a novice that does not know how to chop and clean nyansh?

NO SINGLES PLEASE!

Not everyone is a 'phock and repent' Christian, bisexual hypocrite!

Yup! Pastor Odulele had his wedding ring on too! But kept sucking little boys behind the church buildings all over Europe as 'holy communion'!

Ha!

Abeg Si-koh-doh!(Move)

How will they post with their original monikers when you can spot them from another planet?
Born-again, ashewo cybers without husbands at home jumping from NVS to NL. . .looking for men young enough to be their sons to phock?
If it is to open 2000 monikers and be attacking people in Okija-Ogboni, born-again ashewo gangs she will be an expert, while crawling from bed to bed doing 'i wan be moderator or super moderator'!

I wish someone will marry all these cyber harlots jumping from NVS to NL back and forth, so we can have peace huh?

Olori buruku!

Gone are the days of yore in Nairaland. Five years ago. With the likes of Bawomolo (RIP), Davidylan, etc. NairaLand was in the league of NigeriaVillageSquare and others.

This ugly, black, Igbotic piglette has come again?

Of course, the omni-present baby osisi aka unveiler will always be around to whine. Chai! This old woman nor dey taya I swia!

Davidylan ko! Olumuyi-nwa Mount Zion ni! Bwoda Shalom!
Abeg leave Bawolomo alone, let the poor boy rest in peace.
If you are not trying to dig up Prophet Mo to drag Aisha with him on ya bed, it is Bawomolo's corpse you are fascinated with now?
You wan phock am? Abi na chop in pe-nis for ritual?
You Igbotic, ritualist and necrophiliac!

Don't you have any "Igbotic" forumite to fantasize about. . .dead or alive from Abia state or Okija?   Or are they not sayzzzy enough with their stroooong Okorosmatic-Biafran faces and arms/legs? Why are you avoiding your village and doing 'WAZOBIA-ONE NIGERIA' romance all over NVS and NL when you can't find a decent OSU from your village to hook up with huh? You ethnic taboo!

Please, go and get married before you quench btw NL and NVS.

Haba!!!

How won't 5 years be your magic number when you are a founding mother of the h-internet? Have you not been here since 2006?

Ashewo cyber Blood of Jesus of Okija!

Please, we don't want people phocking around NL for moderator/forum leader/ombudsman/admin posts here do we?

Please, keep NL free from 'harlotry' cults!

Thank God Seun does not go about trying to sneak into every woman's kpata that is single, married, widowed, divorced or married, "Mountain of Fire/Ogboni" barren on NL to 'comfort' them with about 20 monikers signed up every day. Some even used the photographs of their 'drivers' and 'houseboys' to chase you hungry women online and phock you to pieces without even realizing the dudes were fake. . .!!! Desperate okoro women!!!

"She" don come again with another moniker.

Your NigeriaVillageSquare was not filled with desperado OLD HARLOTS like you and your fellow co-harlots from Abia State too, or extremely Hot, perverted phockaholics and sodomists from the UK 5 years ago either. Now, you have only 2 members and 50 guests online(mostly people who left their cell phones on for 'charging' purposes sef) every night with only the Ogboni-Okija gang signing new handles to welcome and phock themselves to boost membership. . . . or to the altar like your Mulan and Shoko, while trying to oppress others as they keep having orgaaazzzzms and procreating from their bed like rhesus monkeys, all in the name of moderation and the desperation to get married at all costs.

At least, no one has asked NL members to pay tithes "as donations" to finance the website.

Abeg, carrrey ya poverty and ashewo gang of geriatric mgbeke/mgbafolina/mgborie harlotry comot for hia jor!

Sistah "Donatus" Charity Okpalakunne of Ike/Ije Enu Vee Esss!

Ewu Nairaland is finished!
Ewu Sorry Seun your nyansh!
Ewu This is the truth!

Abeg carry dati ya smelling nyansh comot for hia jare.
We nor want "Count 1/Balo" village confessions of old, cyber sluts here please!
I go soon publish una 'chats' for NL make every body read dem. He he he he he

Philo and Enitan - The Truth of The Matter
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PHILO AND ENITAN- THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER - by ENITAN 1st Jan 2010
This is a New Year and I do not intend to carry the opprobrium or tension I have been under for the past month or so into the New Year. There has to be a settlement either way if I am to continue to be a part of this village. This is it! I am asking Admin for the Right of reply in the manner that was granted Philo.

Keep your 'Tobechi' herpes over there on your NVS e jor o. Nor kam spread una "Holy-Pcos" for hia!

Moo-Moo!

Ashewo garawa!
Ashewo dan da udu!


Uwaaaaaaaa rhior khor-iy !!!

Azzzzhen Agbado Market!

Some barry 'ol my 'and ooooh!
I say some barry 'ol my 'and!
Jehovah 'ol my 'and!

In short. . . .

Orikinla:
Do not force yourself on anyone to go out with you, otherwise you will regret it later. Using force could be in various ways like emotional appeals, frequent calls, visits and begging for sympathy. In most cases, the person tells lies to curry favour, lip service and eye service of deceit just to gain the attention, position and provision in a relationship. Harassing you with midnight calls. A particular one called daily and sent dozens of her pictures and over 100 love mails. A guy sends over 500 text messages to beg for love. A 19 year old girl pleading for the care of an older man and rejecting her breaks her heart or boss trying to bully a female assistant to have sex. The list is endless. In many cases, you are wasting the precious time of someone. Trying counting the hours spent on unprofitable relationships with those who are liabilities. If you know you cannot bear their liabilities, then PLEASE, leave poor girls and women alone! Liabilities waste your time and money. Let go those with lots of baggage, the sympathy collectors who like shedding crocodile tears. Go out with the person who does not harass you for anything. Beware of anyone who is harassing you physically or emotionally, because that person is insecure and an insecure person cannot be trusted. Do your best to avoid a dog' life.

Na dis kain tins nor dey let me come dis 'romance' sessshion.
D kain tori wey porson dey read for here sointines hehn, fit cause eva lasting h-impotence.
See as my piriki juss shrink finish like Zaccheus own for bible?

What is all this?

Mtchewwwwwwww!!!

In fact the OP should be banned in body and spirit!

*pissed*

Uwa zha ghaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
A-t-a-l-a-k-p-a-h!!!

Me of course.
I don't even know there is a break up since I am usually too busy with several others.
Oh, that number is sooooo gone from my phone in less than 24 hours.

Who born am? E get 2 totos wey dey clap dem hands and snap dem fingers abi na wetin?

Na who wan 'cry for argentina'?

Arrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

Of course ke!
After GEJ called IBB "daddy".
After OGD apologised to OBJ.
After OBJ welcomed OGD back.
After GEJ called "them" rascals.
After GEJ became the "Southern Drunken Fisherman".

The hand of OBJ at work.
Deeez Yoruba peeps are wonderful.

Poor GEJ!

I wish I could get a genetic blood transfusion.

Tufiakwa!!!!

Like they need any help?
Sheeeeeeeesh!
They can do bad all by themselves.

Tsk!

Ooooops! An Alu-Hareem thread?
Too late now!

OUT>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!

The locusts are coming!
Thank God for smoke!
Mu he he he he

Ramon2:
Mukina2

Clap for yourself for the ''exposure'' (note exposure in quotes). Indeed, you sound, look, very fo-olish. You expect me to get banned - when I defend my people from the onslaught of timid fellows - and then sit back and watch you Yoruba goats run amock unchecked? You expect that I will not register with a new name and return fire? You leave Ileke Idi (FL GATOR), Eku Bear, Aigbofa and others to use double ids at the same time to denigrate my people and I or other Igbos should not do the same? Even I, I never post with two names at the same time. I get banned, I come back with a new name. All those names you mentioned are in the past, banned by you and those before you. Many of them so in the past that I do no even remember them. So your so called ''exposure'' was nothing but wasted time.

What I say on cyberspace, I have always said in life fora. Some of those who know me in real life can attest to that. I write in the newspapers with my real names and I say my mind. You, Mukina2 are too small a fry to determine for me what to do.

So take your silly exposure and shove it down your throat. You can ban Ramon2, but I will be back.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
Please, come back o!
Me sef dey wait you and your "tiri" p[b]o[/b]rsons in that ya Okija-Christian Biafra GOD!

Ewu!

Defending your 'people' your Biafra toto!
Igbotic pig!
Osu!

I say come back and defend your 'useless' people!
Osu Biafra!!!!

At least, we now know your MO on NL and you cannot be missed!
Abi, my marra don taya you?
You cyber prosti-tute!
Iyamiri!!!

Ijjjiot!!!

Ah-ha!
De ja vu?

The opportunity I have been waiting for has presented itself.

What am I reading from "Ja'rule" here?


Mu he he he he he

Jarus:
If only you guys know what we face, you will [size=20pt]appreciate our [/size] efforts. We are using force(through banning) and persuasion(talking to tehir head), yet they remain adamant, what else do you want one to do? We come here, ban, sends threads to recycle bin, warn, modify topics etc, yet before one comes back in few hours time, they have started new threads.

These guys may think they are just catching fun, but little do they know the more they engage in these debasing acts, the lowly they sink in the estimation of not only forumers but also watchers. It's a pity, a great one.

The last time I read such lines was on Ike/Ije Enu Vee Essss. Come to find out some female moderators(single, MARRIED. . . . . . .divorced and WIDOWED. . .ESPECIALLY THE DESPERADO, OKOROSMATIC, IGBOTIC, SINGLE ONES FROM A-BIA-BIA STATE) were sleeping with the Yoruba male moderators/owners of the website in a do or die chopping contest to get to become moderators and forum leaders AT ALL COSTS. . . even using the ANUS , so they could be in favorable positions to victimize other forumites unjustly who did not want to join the 'ashewo-in-high-places of a clique'! . . . TILL THE WHOLE WEBSITE BECAME A DESERT OF CHOP-ME-I-CHOP-YOU-MODERATOR/CHARTERED MEMBER/ADMIN CLUB OCCULT!!!. . . .LWKMD!!! Of course the administrators became powerless when the female cyber moderating harlots and forum leaders started threatening to blackmail all their secret runs if they did not get their ways. . . . sooooooooo they felt so helpless in doing their charitable jobs in enforcing the rules THEY set in place to govern the damn message board! Sometimes you cannot tell NVS from NL. . . .

Mu he he he he he he

The admin even enlisted the help of an 'ombudsman' who OPENLY told us how difficult this 'moderating' job of a government work was o. . . (A SO-CALLED, MARRIED MAN with a wife and child at home that could not perform a simple moderating duty on or offline as an ANONYMOUS, insignificant creature in the greater hierarchy of living or dead personalities). . .BUT ended up being part of the 'chopping' festival. In fact, he became the chief chopper abi na chopper-in-chief and started sleeping with one of the UGLY, single, desperate, i-want-to-marry, old cargo, female cyber harlot of forumites too!!!! 

Boy. . . you should have seen copies of their chat messages. Some moderators were even disclosing the monikers/ISP addresses of posters who used the anonymous handle function over there. Huh! Only God knows what else(maybe credit card info who knows? With all those donations upon donations going on all year round there, to get boyfriends and girlfriends/spouses or pay for cyber prosti-tutes offline via the h-internet. Some alatas/mgbekes over there have made it a competition of 'who chop pass'!With no husbands/wives or children at home. There is even a group for 'old' ashewo singles, widows and divorcees called "Oya Babes"!

What a life!

Oturugbeke oooooooh!!!

What in the world could you be facing?
Hope it is not the same POOHSIE-BOTTOM-PAWA-POLITICS choking y'all oooooooooooooh! 
Who is that 'tick' that is biting ya balls hehn?
I am here to help sir?
Lemme freeeee y'all.

"E" don't mean it.  How 'lowly' can one sink ehn ?
What ever happened to that your ever powerful juju aka "The Prayer of Jarus, abi na Jabez aka . . . and God help you", for your newly-returning/reincarnating,"anonymous" stalkable posters for your private amusement huh? With that your cerebral flatliner of a handle called notetse, whose nose is always buried deep inside one stinky butt of irrelevance or another eating shait 27/7?

When I complained openly that that your "Ileke Idi" of a thing that defies ANY adjectival classification in this world or the afterlife, claiming to be Seun's wife and God knows who else's around here(like anyone cares huh? ) and that satanic, spiritual curse even worse that the biblical 'issue of blood/legionaire's disease' combined, called "Fstranger A to Z abi na 1-1,000,000" were stalking me, you and that one called Mukina2 deleted the posts even after I complained. You think it is everyone you guys can blackmail with who and what you think you ARE or know about people in your lives on or off the cyber? Mu he he he he he. . . . .I dey laff ooooooooooooooh!!!!

You think everyone is your Plantinmunk?

Thank God some of us are not anonymous after all.

Lemme refresh ya memory ehn? Jesssssssss in case "we" have forgotten so soon. Let us just say I never forget a 'friend' or 'foe'(have no fear, for these terms mean the same thing in my dicto always, especially when dealing with Nigerians).


I guess it is my time to say:

. . . .AND MAY GOD HELP YOU!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-490918.320.html

Jarus (m)
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  Re: Let's Have Your Complaints Here
« #349 on: November 16, 2010, 09:08 PM » 

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and God help you      

Sounded like a threat to me, which I do not take lightly under ANY circumstance.
No, you don't need to pray for us, but just do your job(paid or not).
Some of us are NOT anonynous and have absolutely nothing to hide and FEAR no one.
The worst that can happen is a ban.
People who feel like coming back will find ways to do so when they find NL interesting again.
No stress!



I have learned not to take female moderators on any Nigerian forum serious especially, for THE very obvious reasons WE all know about. So, as a "guy"(?), I have this to communicate to you:

Perhaps, if you took your job seriously as a moderator when people communicate concerns genuinely, you would not be in the postition you are in ALWAYS. No body cares who 'we' choose to get in bed with on or off the cyber airways. . .for 'we' ALL have our runs right?

Just don't be a 'typical, unexposed, mentally-despondent Nigerian'. . .while you are at it. DO YOUR JOB. . .since no one forced you to take it upon yourself!


Mu he he he he

Chai!!!

Disu Nairaland issssu sweeeeeter da nu AY-VAH!
(using ma sAYxxy, stroooong Igbotic accent to appeal to your royal manliness "Chenney"!


No offense o!

Oooooooh, BTW,
'Appppy married lifey oooooh!

I weep for your soul!
. . . .BTW, . . . .and God help you again. . . .!!!!

Nna meeeehn, (MY God knows I absolutely kinnot staaaaaaand this dude. For he reminds me of that extremely, nauseating, lilly-livered, Yoruba coward of a spineless jelly-fish called Big-Koward of NVS) and I can't hide it. May MY God continue to have mercy on my soul for AY-VAH an du AY-VAH!!! Amen! I have to restrain myself enormously from this point on. With the utmost regret too.

Your husband marrying a second wife

OR

having girfriends/concubines outside the family without your knowledge or consent.

Only the children should be considered in such scenarios.
Love, sex and marriage should never be by force.

If the husbands are yours, they stay put.
If not, let them go and quench somewhere else.
A woman that has done her part and fulfilled her own end of the bargain need not worry about where her husband chooses to stick his carrot.
Such a woman should stay gainfully employed and focus on herself and/or children if she has any.
God might just be answering her prayers in assisting her subconsciously in getting rid of a nuisance in her life.

Amen? Amen.

Any woman that fights to keep a man that does not want to honor his marital committments is a doggone fool.
I pray I never encounter any in my waking or sleeping moments.

Yes, I have.
Swallowed it too.
Tasted salty and slimy.

Like sperm or poohsie juice.

No.
I can always have/buy another one.
If it is the will of God, who am I to complain?
He or she should not die for me either.

Boko Haram, which means "Western education is sacrilege" in the local Hausa language, has attacked churches, killed a gubernatorial candidate and engineered a massive prison break in recent months.

Very brave people I must confess.
Only in Nigeria.

^^^
How to cheat without having sex.

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/5-ways-to-have-sex-without-having-sex-1803265/

1. Masturbate together. If one of you cannot do the deed, the other one can still take matters into their own hands while the other is watching. If you can both masturbate together, then go for it! Have you ever seen your partner reach orgasm while you were just an innocent onlooker? It's hot. I highly suggest you try it sometime. One time, he can do it. Then the next time, you can.

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2. Have MouthAction. Oral isn't just the appetizer to sex -- it can be the whole meal. And I don't know about you, but I love when my man takes his time downtown. Like double-digit minutes kind of time. And if you didn't get the male memo already, he likes you to spend some time down there. It doesn't matter who is getting or giving oral, what matters is that it is done with that ravenous lust you had when you first started getting it on.

3. Let your hands and mouth roam. Kissing too often falls victim in long-term relationships. Pop a mint, make it fresh, and make out. Kiss his neck, lick his nipples, nibble on his ear, squeeze his butt -- pretend it's prom night and you had a pact not to do it in the limo but you still had to steam up the windows.

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4. Watch a sexy movie together. If you can't do it, the next best thing is watching other people doing it. It will still get your loins hot and your partner will be right there next to you, getting all hot and bothered, too. Take mental notes and reenact the scene when sex gets the green light.

5. Write down a fantasy and read to each other. Words can be an aphrodisiac , especially words written by your mate. Especially carefully chosen words that describe sexual acts they want to do with you. Explore your kinky side, even if the naughtiness will only be a fantasy. It's always hot to hear and express those dirty desires.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/tipstechniques/a/sexnointercours.htm

Exploring Spiritual Sex

Sexual Intimacy Through Talking
Classically, “dirty talk” is seen as a raunchy element of sex. It’s something you do to get your partner going, or it’s something you do while having sex. We all have an idea of what it is, but most of us are also nervous about doing it, and unsure about how it works, or how to do it well.

But there are far more ways to enjoy deep sexual intimacy and pleasure through language. Keeping your sex life hot is in part about learning how to take your partner to the point of extreme sexual intensity and not pushing them over the top, but letting them float there. From sharing sexy talk with your partner, to reading erotic stories to each other, to phone intimacy, to cyber sex, using your mind, and your mouth to draw your partner in and make a connection, can be a heady experience.