₦airaland Forum

Ahem!

If not, Nigeria will a desert.
The best and only form of contraception for some.

Psychological evaluation is the most important test.

It is the will of God.
Since the couple do not have a biological child of their own and they have been plagued with domestic strife,
the best thing to do is to call it quits.

Spouses do not ask you to go down on them.
Only boyfriends and girlfriends do that prior to marriage.
Alternatively, you may enlist the help of a part-time lover strictly for that purpose.
I believe we are past that phase in our relationship.
I really do not know what she looks like down there anymore.
I will not trust my "lower member of the house" in any female's mouth or hands either.
I have no need for such services at this stage in my life.

Confusion has set in.
The bashers have now become supporters of IBB by proxy.
Now, that the realization has dawned on them that IBB MAY be the next president of Nigeria.
Watch them all go sew aso ebi with his face on it come 2011.

Ran ka de de!

The fear of JTF is the beginning of wisdom.
I hope money did not change hands to ensure the release of the hostages?
Time to teach this MEND or MENDERS a grave lesson once and for all.
Starting with all those useless South-South governors who sponsor them.

A great scientist ke?
Did she computer 4000 computers like Phillip Emeagwali?

The man is as slimy as they come.
One good look at him and you will know he is up to no good.
When I saw the GPS stunt in Lagos he proposed, I knew he had finally lost his mind.
Let us just call him the 'designer', flash-in-the-pan-ALAYE governor.

Never bought all the hooplah about him anyway.

Nemesis for evil doing.

Thank you Buhari.
IBB for 2011.
Time to beat some sense into Nigerians.

Sorry, Ribadu.
You might be the people's choice,
But not IBB's and OBJ's choice.(The true owners of Nigeria).

Why did you not do that why you were the 'olopa' of the Nigerian Police Force?

He thereafter, parted my legs. But because I was still struggling, he started dipping his fingers into my womanliness, with his fingers hurting me. At a point, he closed my mouth with one of his hands while he carried on with his other hand as if he was frantically searching a massing thing inside me.
When he saw he could not climb me, he just started tearing my womanliness with his fingers and blood started gushing out.

Ha.

Edwards "Chukwuemeka"(mekus mekus)Scissor Hands.
Digging for gold, silver and bronze.

I think this script should be forwarded to Hollywood for a classic horror movie.

Unbelievable.

This Lagos sef.

Dawgpound:
Makes no sense to me.

@blazay, carry your hatred to hell where u should be.

I think you are needed in Imo State.
Not on Nairaland.
Or do you want your ancestral home to be 'unclaimed' property again?

From kidnappers in the East to miliatants in the South.

Time to enlist more soldiers from Chad or Sudan.

Nigerians used to be the most educated people in the world until the likes of Abacha and the Murtala Muhammed came and scattered our educational system to slow down the South so that the North can catch up, instead of speeding up the North,” Adefarasin said.

Did not even bother to read past this line.
Never knew that gullibility of the North was a contagious disease.
Just wondering. Was it the North that brought about free education?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=552276.msg7164738#msg7164738 date=1290034291]You're wasting your time with the half-baked suya making boko harem.

When a man starts justifying ra pe, child bride and female stoning, just let him run his mouth like a proper lunatic.[/quote]Can you read or interprete what you read?
Go and quote me anywhere on NL where I maintained such views.
Tribalistic liar.
You think everyone is as morally-depraved as yourself.

The battle has begun.
Welcome back military rule.

What exactly are they fighting for?

Why don't you tell that to the likes of Ileke-Idi and fstranger.
You coward!

Erm,

I just love it when the terms "The Nigerian Military" and "Almajiris" are used interchangeably to suit the whims and caprices of Nigerians.

Highly amusing.

Hmm

fstranger:
Glad to see that you and your illiterate brother are getting along quite fine. It is just a matter of time before your make suya out of each other, and as always our 'gods' will be ready to 'feast' on your thighs and arms, discarding the rest of your body to vultures.

I have promised him that I will stop the bashings on Igbo and Yorubas.
I intend to honour my word from this day forth or log off Nairaland, when I am sooooo tempted.
So, here goes.
Goodnight.

alj harem:
why, yorubas and igbos are very good people

i think i understand there ways and how they think

i think u should reduce the insult on the yorubas and the igbo

thank u

Broda, thank you.
I will try.
But it is difficult. Extremely difficult.

alj harem:
come on brother, why do u hate the igbos this much

what have they done to u

You need a reason?
All you have to do is meet one.
I HATE them.

For their role in Nigerian history alone as traitors, I will forever hate them.

But I like Phillip Emeagwali. I have not met him and don't need to. I love people who do meaningful things with their lives and 'exaggerate' their successes to the envy of the world.

Thank God he is not married to an Igbo woman. She would have pulled him down like his own blood sister tried to do.

I can't stand the Igbos.

stillwater:
When did NL denigrate into this? No thread without tribal rants again. It's disgusting.

Mttchewww(hissing)
Good morning ma.
You must have been sleeping since 2006.
Hope we did not wake you up too much?
What is the 'Tribalism' section of Nairaland for again?

Nairaland is Naija for life.
Now go back to your slumber.

alj harem:
this bukola that calls himself norther, he is using juju

i have never seen a northerner using juju before
he is YORUBA

Thank you.

They have started eating themselves for ritual. 2011 is just around the corner.
Of course he is Yoruba.
Fake Muslim, real almajiri.

When they hide guns inside those fake igbo-alhaji beards.
They should shave their pubic hairs too.
Don't trust them.

All the women and girls too should be lined up in the market place and shaved clean of guns and machette to search their congos.

Armpits too for okija charms and amulets.

Don't trust them I say. They are Igbos.

Good.
This the time to get off the internet and fight the almajiris.
Where are those noisy Igbo cowards on NL?
Why they running?
In Okija I believe.

Time to shout ONE BIAFRA.
Come out.

Almajiris, beat them like namas. You have my permission.
Go JTF.
Next, those drunks from the Niger-Delta called Militants or terrorists.

Now, this is one smart Yoruba man who understands that OBJ is still in power by proxy.

Basket mouth don start to leak againiooo
Basket mouth don start to leak againiooo


Like father like son.

Those Yoruba ritualists called 'bwodas' or 'Egbons" will soon inject him with the HIV virus to keep him quiet.

Watch and see.

“I already believe we are already in a state of anarchy. But Nigerians are very resilient and are always praying and we want Jesus Christ to come down from heaven and change Nigeria for us. We are ready to wait,” the Afrobeat musician said.

Don't mind the ritualists called Christians. The same Jesus they killed and will kill again and again if he shows up. Only to eat his flesh and drink his blood every Sunday in remembrance. As they:

Prepare to kill him on 'ash wednesday'
Kill and bury him on 'good friday'
Celebrate his resurrection and birth 'on christmas day'


YEAR IN, YEAR OUT till eternity, while the white man perpares to evacuate the planet earth to the moon prolly to keep defecating on their useless black minds from above, since his juju has taken a permanent effect in their illiterate minds. The sign of the white man's piss from the moon should give them something to believe in once again. No slavery necessary this time.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=552276.msg7159213#msg7159213 date=1289967586]This is not about the Northern region with beggar children and molested children , oops brides, scattered all over the street. So, try to focus on the video for now.[/quote]Did you forget your OBJ? Father of all incestous unions. Aka river congo na river congo father and son unlimited?
Haba na. At least you have to give it to the almajiris, who do not sleep with their own flesh and blood like you Southerners.
We are still waiting for Jerry Springer or Maury Pauvich to release the paternity test results of Gbenga's children.
But we already know not so? Who wants to re-live the sordid details of father and son sleeping with one congo for rituals?


Where do you see footages of grown men beating up women in the North with all the almajiri you call them?
These things can only happen in Southern Nigeria. Where men claiming to be police men beat and despoil women and children in the absence of almajiri/Sharia religion.
Why don't these same men mobilize and fight the almajiris in the North when attacked in churches or blown off their beds in the North and MiddleBelt? Only to beat up women and ra-pe little children with pediatric-sized [b]pennins[/b]ulas.
Thank God for 'swimming and floating" spermatozoa. It is a miracle you silly geese can procreate purposefully. But heck. Look at the products?
Aluta!

fstranger:
Warning: Don't you ever bring Yorubas into any of your senseless diatribe again. Feel free to bash the Ibos, they deserve it. If you do not desist from bashing Yorubas, I am going to have to go back to my old ways of exposing your stu.pidity.


A word is enough for the wise.

Free to bash Igbo indeed. Who needs your permission?
Who are you to tell me who to bash or who not to bash?
Sorry, not all of us are held by Yoruba juju that have not even enriched their own lives.
Expose my stup[b]ee[/b]dity please, but please watch your tenses and grammar.
I had to get dentures(complete sets, top and bottom) with our last encounter.
Welcome to English as a "Martian"or "Plutonian"(oooops this planet no longer exists I believe hmm) language.

Beaf:
At the bolded:
This is the same mistake so many of your brothers made (may their souls RIP). They rushed headlong into the creeks, lusting for jelo butties, rotating of splendid waists of the sort not found on their allotted 72 houries; only for them to be fed to hungry crocs by our rugged fishermen.
. . .But the foolish never learn!

You should have added Bola Ige(killed by your Yoruba people in cold blood for ritual)
Fela
Gani

. . . to your list. Those from Yorubaland who died like cockroaches even without fighting with all their noise-making? Even Yoruba juju mixed with their children's brains could not save them. Even Mama Fela was thrown out of her balcony in her old age to die miserably by the road side? What could you do? Thank God OBJ has taught you guys how to live without dying and to die without living. Kissing the almajiri's ars*e for life. He could not even offer so much as a whimper when with the ethnic unrests in the North were at an all-time high under his watch. A Yoruba Christian of course. Oh, he even gave Bakassi to Cameroun no questions asked.   We are still waiting for Israel to give back Gaza to Palestine.

Better to die a brave man than to live the life of a coward, dying many times before his or her death.

If it were a Yoruba girl now, she will be sucking the cor*ks/balls(drinking the urine) of the policemen  behind one of the bushes there, while chanting 'ejo sir, ese sir, e ma bi nu bworda". Or even offer her daughters as extra to be pedo-philized after making them swear series of oaths, or even do the unthinkable by dropping her wrapper(no pant o) while heavily pregant and waiting to burst way down below with imminent childbirth(baby's head and all bulging and with her water even breaking) for a few 'rounds' of repentance. All to go scot-free for no crime of her's. Ask her what happened without the camera rolling, she will tell you: Ah! My father-go-daddy-Adeboye, the lord is a m[b]A[/b]rciful God-ioh, my God is good all the time, blah blah blah.  She will even donate more of her congo to the Adeboye for thanksgiving service too.


Did you not see the other video of the Uzoma Okeke lady who was stripped almost unclothed in the same wild, wild western jungle of that dirty Lagos of a place in broad daylight by almajiris of Southern Nigeria?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEmpfs_ORpE&feature=related

At the sight of the police uniform not even the gun, the Yoruba woman's dorty/smelling mouth, would have been wide open with flies swarming/buzzing in and out with not a single sound coming out in sheer fright of it all, as she urinates and defecates all over her useless self. Genetically-engineered/spritually-ordained cowards of Nigerian history.