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Post their pics. |
Loveangel:Oko baba e! Please, stop bleaching. |
jamace:Now read the following. Kobojunkie:What a way to redeem yourself after the dismal performance in the U.F.O Ejenobor thread. Just when I had given up hope? Allah be praised. Bravo! |
Is this not supposed to be in the Crime's section? Like a tale from the moonlight, three suspects who were being quizzed over murder in a hotel room have painted a gory and graphic picture on how they butcheredI bet she came and went at the same time. Of what use is the juju gonna be if the lady's virtue was easy? ![]() One of the suspects, Olajide Alaka 18-year-old man who named one Ayo and Saheed as his accomplices. “I really enjoyed having sex with the lady. I had two rounds of sex but with the lady before I got tired and that was why I did not summon the courage to kill her myself”, he added. ![]() Only in Lagos I swear. Awon "Fuji Garbage". |
See how well-fed those JTF dudes look? ![]() Compared to the hungry-looking, alleged militants? Why do we have all these MEND-JTF squabbles now that the elections are being doctored behind closed doors as usual? When the North wants to distract the idle populace, we have staged religious/sectarian unrests. Now it is the turn of the South. What exactly are these clowns up to? ![]() |
They have been declaring war for ages. What exactly is the battle about again? ![]() It looks like the kidnappers of the East are heaving a sigh of relief. ![]() |
Just something extremely "creepy" about that dude. I just can't get my pinky on it. ![]() |
Good. About time the ever-vibrating Onitsha bridge got fixed. It is about to sink into the River Niger for Pete's sake. Too many missing knots and bolts since it's contruction date by Julius Berger. I always say my last prayers anytime I am stuck in traffic on that disaster-waiting-to-happen. |
How are we sure they did not plant the bombs themselves? |
Should we say the North and the West(Mr. and Mrs. with bonafide marriage certificate in holy matrimony and native laws/customary marital rites of passage) VS. the South and the East(Boyfriend and Girlfriend without engagement ring any time in the future?). , And the winner is? |
Mobinga:Tell them. Especially the prodigal sons and daughters of the diaspora with their analysis of this and analysis of that(Please, keep out of Nigeria's business. You are not Nigerians) ![]() |
Kobojunkie:Moving on. *click* As in hanging up my phone. Next caller please. |
^^^ I could not have put it better. 5***** post. |
@Kobojunkie, All this your grammar will only work in a civilized country of which Nigeria is not. Yes, you can keep your cool, but that approach does not necessarily work all the time. I would have reacted differently, true. But we are not Ufuoma and we cannot say what we would have done if faced with the same. Nigeria has extremely frustrating circumstances and one can only tolerate so much. I hope she takes it further than this and gets a hold of the children of those dudes. An eye for an eye. Simple. |
Well, we all knew the ambassador of the Congos was never right in the head amongst other places. OBJ remains the worst of the worst. He was a "Christian" too. Give me IBB any day. |
Only cowards make general statements, you dingbat. Since I am not one and will never be, I chose to reply you DIRECTLY, as a cyber non-entity you are and will always be. stillwaterIt is those 2 demented, imbeciles that were caught unclothed between the Nigerian and Liberian borders as randy, drunken, ECOMOG soldiers who conceived you that are mentally and physicaly-challanged. Not your fault. Blame the rotten, dead whales you and your family/ancestors have been eating for centuries by the Badagry Express for meager sustenance which must have stunted your mental growth and physical maturity. Please, move aside and let others with brains continue. Guilt killing your insides indeed. You must think you are somebody around here or something. MOFO! Or should I say: FAFO! |
Because she is a bush woman. Look at the husband. A match made in heaven. ![]() She makes Pat Etteh look sexy. GEJ should have married an Iron Lady like my chosen one, Ufuoma Ejenobor of Nollywood. But then again, men would usually settle for what their pockets can afford. Too intimidated to aim high for the most part. We wish them well. ![]() |
Kobojunkie:Oh? Really? What laws do you have in Nigeria? Uzoma is still fighting for justice till this day? Any results? What happened to her aggressors? Business as usual. Now we know not all females can play dead in the face of oppression. No wonder she married a white man. I am also glad she is not a stark illiterate. Did you hear her? "I ready to die!" If were her, I would make good on those threats and make sure one or ALL of his(the speaker's) own daughters get/s the same treatment/s. I would definitely hunt them down like wild cattle. I admire her courage. They should have finished the job by gunning her down or despoiling her, like we were used to reading prior to "nokia" days. There are things worth living for and there are things worth dying for. Cowardice is NOT an option. |
fstranger:Look who is s-talking. Is "oko Mallah" not a kind of sweet? |
Not surprised Nigeria is not there. You actually have to use some brain work to be corrupt. You mean the UK is not on the list with all that Ibori loot? |
These are interesting times I should say. Don't know if to call it Divine intervention or just plain good luck. First, we have a South-South indegene as the President of Nigeria. Now, we have an Anioma Igbo as Governor of "The Delta State of Nigeria"(The birth right of ONLY Urhobo and Itsekiri peeps?) The world is truly coming to an end. Unbelieveable. This is going to be interesting. The new governor is going to need the protection of the JTF ALL YEAR ROUND. Aluta! Anyhow, to the "New Governor": Alhaji Blazay offers his hearty congratulations. May the forces be with you. ![]() Please, make sure you inspect your new "Governor's Mansion" for Utoumakors(heavy jujus). |
^^^ Please, think Nigeria. First, this is a female. How dare they? You hit her car and you proceed to bully her on top of it? If you they were truly law-enforcement agents, nothing stopped them from guaranteeing her safety FIRST. Then doing the right thing, as in accessing for damages and allowing the offending parties to make arrangements for restitution. But of course, we know better. Even where MOST you are given an admixture of urine and feces in a cup and told it is the 'holy sacrament', most of you will still shout AMEN, after smelling and tasting it. God forbid! |
tensor777:I pity your life. It is people like you, robbers will visit your homes as "armed officers" of the night, despoiling and beating up your wives and daughters and your only option is to fan them to save your neck. Afterall, they are 'armed officers'. I can hear you chanting with beads of sweat running down your neck and forehead saying: "Do it like this officer Do it like that officer That is not the correct angle". ![]() You will prolly show them the best spots to [b]"do it" if they are not getting "it' right as you 'self-service' off on yourself in one corner thanking God for sparing your 'lives'. Like James Ibori of course. Who had sister, wife, baby momma all facing jail terms in London but went about his business without shame, with yet another wife(some wife I should say) "just newly happily married and happily ever after" like all the wives he previously had. Ewu armed officers. |
honeric01:Gbam! Gbam! Gbamology! If it were their own mother, sister, aunt or daughter/niece, these natural-born cowards will be singing a different tune. What do we expect? Most of them come from those parts of Nigeria where you are only seen but not heard. As long as they can be found 'gasping' for breath even in their own feces, they will always thank God for 'life' even where death is the only honourable way out. Forgetting they "stole" her other camera too. It was only when she started filming the 'evidence', they pounced on her like a pack of hyenas. Nigerians are cowards I tell you. Only a fool will take the side of ANY rouge-enforcement agent against ANY civilian in Nigeria(including the Ribadu himself. OBJ's houseboy) Only JTF(hopefully the "J" there truly stands for "Joint" , is truly the most credible law enforcement agency in Nigeria imho. ![]() Who will get beaten by a gang of area boys masquerading as law-enforcement agents and not be incensed? ![]() Dragged out of your car(a female for that matter), beaten up like some piece of trash? Somebody's daughter? Just look at her face? A woman? And people will be shouting Sharia, Sharia. Is this not worse than Sharia? ![]() Did she just wake up and start creaming like a mad woman, having been violated by a pack of rats. I hope Mrs. Ufuoma Ejenobor-WhiteMan knows where the daughters of the House Speaker or House Parrot live. I think it is time to return the favor. I will personally send area fadas to visit his own daughters wherever they may reside in Nigeria or outside Nigeria, for some real beatings. An eye for an eye is the only language Nigerians understand. Last man standing, first to die. |
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, is truly the most credible law enforcement agency in Nigeria imho.