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Nna ehn naija na rubbish. Anybody comparing Abuja to this wonderful Namibia na mumu.

What you get in Nigeria is Rivers State where people kill with reckless abandon.
Ogun where people eat their fellow humans with soft drinks
Lagos where people loot their fellow compatriots' businesses at the slightest opportunity
Enugu where one bloated cow keeps saying that the State is in the hands of God. Meanwhile, his own hands are looking for the next available semo to eat
A country built with fraud by fraudsters for fraudsters.

Are you even sure the kids are yours

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

Come lemme give you big cucumber so that you will fat up

See pesin. When you were busy shooking, you didn't know it was the devil's work. Cry me a river. Besides, the world is better off with one less rapist.

I prefer dell xps 13" Or Macbook pro 13"

RenaissanceGuy:
Let's not be emotional about this. Yakubu Gowon was in Ethiopia attending a meeting when he was overthrown. So how did he then move half of CBN? Did he come back to Nigeria to tell the new military govt to give him half of the CBN treasury? Impossible. Bring up your own "superior" logic.
The guy said the man LEFT NIGERIA with half of CBN money. Actually, Gowon went to the UK FROM ETHIOPIA after he learned of his ouster. So it doesn't add up.


MODIFIED: For all of you quoting me misunderstanding my logic, it's the lawmaker who didn't use the right words. He said Yakubu 'left Nigeria with half of CBN' meaning the looting was after he was overthrown and was done at once. He should have said "Yakubu stole half of the CBN while he was the head of state".

You're really are dumbass

This is better than gay marriage.

internationalman:
That sex doll can serve as a better wife than most women from this side of the world...

Yeah I know sex doll has nothing to offer other than sex but so do most women nowadays

What of faithfulness?

Mtcheww. The most dangerous city in Nigeria.

Alot of very hateful comments from the vermins who pray to God to be successful. How God wan take answer una useless prayers for success when you can't even appreciate success. Hypocrites!

Kestolove:
No Igbo artist on d list..very good just before u crucify mi, tekno is from abuja ND psquare are from jos, chidinma is from lagos

Pussyclaat fishbrain gyal.
Idiota, nuh make me buss ya head!

[quote author=Openbusiness post=96372034]It is obvious that you're ignorant; your saying a bengal tiger would kill an african lion 100% just confirms that. I said and still maintain that the only tiger species that could kill an african lion most of the time is the siberian tiger. You posted your links forgetting that their are other species of lions that are smaller than the african lion like the korean lion, asiatic lion, amur lion, etc. Here's a link(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISqLgk6pIG0) of a documentary of fights that have ocurred in the past where lions killed tigers and tigers killed lions, so your ascertion of tigers killing lions 100% reeks of sheer ignorance.
Now to bears, out of ignorance, you said the bear canine is shorter than the tiger's but in actuality they're often longer at the length of 3 in. while the tiger's ranges in sizes of 2.5 to 3 in.
Again, you ignorantly said the bear is not agile. Bear that can run as fast as 56km/h to 64km/h while the tiger at 65km/h. This the last I will reply you.

Awww so lovely
But that doesn't mean marriage is worth it

Which kind fo0lish human being be this?

Openbusiness:
Bengal tigers are not small. A Bengal tiger are the 2nd largest tiger sub species, only the Siberian is bigger than Bengals. And a Bengal tiger is bigger than an African lion. A Bengal tiger is the most wicked tiger. An adult male Bengal tiger will kill an adult male lion one-on-one. And a Grizzly might be bigger, pound for pound, but the Siberian tiger will kill it easily.

You are very much mistaken. No need for long talks.
Tigers are no match for bears.
About lions and tigers; it is only the siberian tiger that can do any harm to an African lion. A bengal tiger can't do nothing to an African lion. Check youtube for a pitted fight between a bengal tiger and an African lion. The bengal tiger almost got killed if not for the intervention of the zoo keepers. Just don't talk of tigers when a topic of bears is being discussed.

chibnnodi:
PH is not a place to raise children.

I dey tell you. PH to me, dey rough pass Lagos.

StacyO:
Even a blind man knows he will get followers.

Followers who are more or less potential clients. It is left for Davido to give him money if he so wishes. It is not a must.

Openbusiness:
3 super predators, and the tiger is most deadly. One-on-one, an adult male African lion cannot defeat an adult male grizzly bear. But an adult male Siberian tiger will kill both the lion and brown bear one-on-one. I fear who no fear tiger

The strongest is the bear followed by the lion, then the bengal tiger. Most other tiger species like the mighty siberean tiger are stronger than lions but I can't say that for a bengal tiger because of its relatively small size compared to the African lion.

emillysmigael:
Some animals do what humans fail to do... If these animals could co-habit; I wonder what humans do with 'Tribalism' & 'Racism'.

You can't poison the minds of animals with some shitty religion indoctrination but you can achieve that with humans. You are mouthing this because the gruesome acts of Fulani herdsmen have not affected you or your relatives.

StacyO:
And all I could get after drawing a thing like this with all the precious time is "God bless".



Trust me,I won't only use water to wipe off the diagram,I'll equally scrape off the wall.

Mtchew





That talent is out of this world to be candid. He's blessed really

So if he gave him money, he should have announced it to the whole world. The most important thing here is the exposure. Just an instagram post of the drawing by Davido will get the paint artist a lot of followers.

That doesn't mean the songs in the album make sense at all. Wizkid just dey drop trashy trashy songs lately.

Baby alligator na em the man they form James Bond for. Go try am with nile croc na you and the puppy go end up for the croc mouth

humilitypays:
Kai, Owerri don suffer. See lies from under Buhari's dirty boxers kontinu

He is telling the truth bro. When I wanted to stay in Owerri in search of career opportunities. Just 2 weeks in I came so damn close to fvcking two married women for the flat wey me and my guy dey stay. Both are from IMO. One was the landlord's wife. When I told my guy abt the green light wey I dey get from our landlord wife, he said I shd go on and bang her. Me, I come reason wetin my mumsy dey ring for my ear all the time say she go curse me any day I sleep with someone's wife. And apart from that the husband, the landlord, is a very good man. Na so I tell my guy say I dey leave the state no matter what. He thought I was joking but I have a future to protect and I would not let a state filled with cheating wives and runs girls get in the way. Do you know that after I left, the wife of the landlord found a way to get my number and contact me. I blocked her without a second thought

To be frank, from my experience, most of them are dick hoppers. If you want to live long, you better avoid them.

OfficialAPCNig:
Shelter kee you dia.

You never shelter thousands of your people that are sleeping under Ojuelegba under bridge na Ndi Igbo that are hustling legitimately you dey shelter.

Ndi ara

Take it easy on that mumu guy abeg. He is just an idiot.

loveth360:
Yoruba people sef.





Abi na only yoruba land hunger dey?

You call this hunger, eh? A hungry person begs for food not eat another human being.

bukatyne:
This Paul is too troublesome.

Only you fight sister-in-law, fight Davido...

Is there no ignore button in his brain?

Na wa o!

I am strongly of the opinion that Peter is actually the humble one and not this Paul. Even his name says it; King rudeness. Mtchew

GBTYO:
BLM is Jew funded Marxist organization whose only agenda is to promote racial tensions just like our own IPOB that claims to be fighting for Biafra restoration where their only agenda is to promote another round of ethnoreligious conflict .

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You are such an idi0t for bringing IPOB into the dumb shit you just wrote.

Paulicy11:
Hail Mary full of grace...

The Lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst women...

She was only being playful.

Rugaria:
Your brothers have finished the oil reserves of the east with your owambe lifestyle since 1966. You are now trying to pivot to gas since oil prices are tanking. Imo and abia have the biggest gas reserves anywhere in sub-saharan Africa. So you start imposing puppets in eastern government houses, using all sorts of avenues, including a mercenary supreme Court! We in east need whatever that remains oof these resources to biuld up our economic base, so resistance is a must! But all you are interested in is on how to pipe eastern resources to your cousins in Niger republic! It won't work... You want to create jobs in imo state? Biuld factories anywhere you like! We have abundant young graduates to help you make money! But do well to leave our hydrocarbons for us! We are not dragging your gold with you at Zamfara!

There is gold in Abia State.

Stupid man. I thought he was saying he used to do that. A billionaire and you are using rubber to tie your phone. To slap this man dey hungry me