₦airaland Forum

OneSentence:
I wonder which of the two parties is more useless

The other one

Lucid1:
THis one is playing the God card, when He abandoned the PDP long ago.

Confusion in the Enemy's card.

I saw Wike about a Wike-go, Wike-go ...

Chai...u wicked o.. Wicked o

myners007:
Pls be reasonable for once

Looooooool

EmekaMD:
Burna boy is actually the most talented artist in Nigeria and yet the most underrated.

Listen to his musics and see creativity.
Lyrics are almost poetic

Unlike Wizkid that shouts baby give it to me in almost all tracks

Mehn the guy is too good abeg. I eff with his colabo with lilly Allen... Heaven's gate. Too dope abeg

Printerscanner:
Yes, he stopped eating Chicken a long time ago

Ya, the akpabio i know hasn't eaten chicken in a while.

IamPlato:
...


Which Kind Useless Banger soup. I Hate That Soup.



Why Not Egusi Soup With Fufu

Why Not Ogbono Soup with Fufu

Why Not Better Togo Beans And Fresh Bread (if She Does This For Me, she Has Successfully Locked My Sense in Her Life)

All those soups u mentioned are nonsense.
Why not vegetable soup.
Either ugu, or green or ewedu or shoko or efo or tete.
Or white melon soup with goat meat.
With pounded yam.
With plenty snails and turkey wings.
With tiger nut milk to wash it down.
Nothing like vegetable soup well cooked and still looking green in a bowl... Oh my!!!

osazsky:
do u know who esama is? someone that got married to one of Benz daughter in the late 70s,a former police officer, esama is not a thief we hold him high in Edo,I think he is d greatest employer of labour in d south south, , an industrialist,he doesn't steal govt money and invest it abroad thereby giving d whites employment ,do u know how many family's that depends on him,he gives out multiple number of chcs , cathederal ,buildings as gifts every year to mark his birthday, sir employer of labour respect sir ,founder okada airline ,okada dry gin,limca,goldspot,igbinadion university,ibgbinedion sec, sch,independent television,independent radio,a state where AIT,silvetbird has folded up and couldn't pay tax and salaries yet independent television Itv and radio kept the flag flying,best station in Benin city ,this guy pays more than 20000 staff salaries and he is a wiseman ,I don't have respect for oshobaba thief that stole our oil money and used d money to build an airport in hatti to employ white people DAT we don't know just cuz of pussy spits on oshio same with ibori,Mr comentor what have u achieved and how many lives have u touched since u were born

Dont mind him. Esama pays consultants and other doctors and staff of his hospital even at a loss. Has a school where he loves his students to a fault. And he gets the best hands. Very nice man. If u know u know

seyi360:
Oshiomole did well to unsit this family from the Edo Government house. Edo state was held hostage by this lineage. Lagos , kwara and likes will sooner or later be liberated from the firm and greedy hands of their captors.

Keep talking trash u hear. How many of ur so called captors have built a hospital and equiped it and pay doctors without even minding the fact that he is not making any profits from it. Ur oshiomole built a hospital like a plaza and left it like that for years.

Ibj50:
interested

Pls i need to detoxify my liver i think. 08155724690

Ugosample:
And tour is not work?

my guy

Its not o.
U don ever see am for job advertisement page?

ruggedtimi:
my favourite car..i swear..I really need cash to buy the original.

Oga go settle ur rent first.

Oluwasaeon:
Yeah Davido is a female

Davido doesn't 'go to work' like the other guys in their twenties. He goes on tour.

Munzy14:
Show-off all the time can be a disease. Doctors in the building, u can give this one a name.

Showofftitis

[quote author=mightguy post=70405738]mtchew. U wan compare that place with Abuja. [/quote



Not the place. The houses

mightguy:
Oboy see houses wey fine. Chai oyibo life. Very good life..Anyway sorry to the woman

Fine how? Them fine reach houses for abuja?

Whizkidjay7:
Laliga is starting today girona vs real vallalolid and real betis vs lavante

Predictions?

DrTonitee:
So what would my beloved BENDEL INSURANCE sell then
And buy what??

Cows.
And process the milk into yoghurt.
Then sell the yoghurt to create revenue.

DaniDani:
This one na fat man. There's difference between fat and muscle. Muscle has to do with strength while fat is for body size.

U right bro.
It will be easy to beat him up sef cos fat is soft tissue.
How bout u challenge the dude to a fight to prove 'our' point?

Luxuryconsult:
why didn't you people also mount pressure on players like Ryan giggs, Paolo Maldini, Francessco Totti, Buffon et all to leave and try their luck in another league. Totti is a legend with wonderful records in Serie a today, that's what and how they want it. You people would say he's nothing without barcelona buh still manage to win two important awards playing for/with argentina. Don't you people think? Or argentina is a feeders of Barcelona Two best player of a tournament yet your penaldo that can't win anything outside club (A complete club where the whole team work for him) is a hero. Smh. You people should know how to argue football. Messi has bn in La liga for a while yet Ronaldo with tap ins and penalties beats his record of highest goal scorer in a season that he has to sweat blood before he could get back the title. Totti played all his life in Italy buh yet highest goal scored in a season record is owned exclusively by Higuan. So what else do you let's have to say again cuz ayam not understanding.

CR7 is a G.O.A.T (Greates Of All Time), while Messi is a S.P.I.D.E.R. (Spain's Proud Indegenious Dormicile Espanyol Resident). Gud9t.

eleko1:
Respect CR7. No more champion league trophy

CR7 is a G.O.A.T (Greates Of All Time), while Messi is a S.P.I.D.E.R. (Spain's Proud Indegenious Dormicile Espanyol Resident). Gud9t.

mattonnairaland:
Sometimes you hear Real Madrid you think Cristiano Ronaldo

Strange, isn't it?
Am seeing Real Madrid.... But am thinking Ronaldo.

after a while i think Messi.

What a vicious cycle of thots.

Lizilicious:
And when #Akpabio visited #Buhari in London she forgot how to narrate it like this abi??





Mma ifod, kwantinue

Nsido nfana nfo?

Patrioticooduan:
Ignorant people everywhere. You are thanking God for saving your life. If God loves you, he would not have allowed the gas to explode

Is there any part in the story that says that God explicitly promised the lady that the gas in her kitchen will never explode? Or has ur brain defected out of its skull the way our politicians cross carpeting?

Racoon:
Nice one! Hope he does not have all the evil traits of the sacked tyrannt

Hmmm

Horlaboy51:
Dentistry is a course?

No, it's a curriculum

xprince59:
This man the give me joy

Only joy? He no give u orgasm join?

BedLam:
Idiot. Venezuela woes aren't from oil slump but bad leadership and the fact that they run a tight system of socialism. Get sense for once! What did Buhari managed ? Was that the first time oil prices went south ? Now that we have oil bounced back, why is the exchange rate not going back to previous bracket ?
One more time, get sense!

j

Must u call him/her idiot to pass ur message? What the hell is wrong with you? If u have issues to trash with buhari why not take a trip to Abuja. Its not like u have provided a solution to Nigeria's problems. Haba!

Postfut:
This is not enough reason to discredit Trumps's business ingenuity. Same way Trump became a billionaire by "help" is the same way Kylie Jenner got leveraged on a family's "assistance" on her way to becoming the fastest billionaire ever.

Can we now say personal connections or "help" were the sole reason for their success? Except we want to be monocausal these peeps deserve some praise too

Even our very own Dangote also got help to get to where he is...

Takeproft:
Make up and filters. Wish it was national. It's beautiful anyway

'Natural' u mean....

olasco2035:
This is how Chelsea midfielder ngolo kante dressed up to the wedding of his team mate wedding... the guy didn't dress up in classy way....he decided to dress local as usual

Kante probably dressed up that way incase there was gonna be a match at the venue. Dude is too serious with his job.

Dottore:
If this had happened in Nigeria:
people would have blamed the contractor that did the road or

blamed someone for importing substandard Tyres from China or

blaming SON for allowing the fake products to infiltrate the market.

While some will be somewhere blaming village people for WITCHCRAFT. while

Nairaland Scientist wannabes and "I too knows" would divide themselves into subgroups:
Some would concoct some fake scientific principle and blame the reams of the truck or an innocent vulcunizer

Some would blame 'Kazeem' for not balancing and aligning the wheels.

Another Nairaland faction would say the Tyre specs are not suitable for the truck.

Some would say it's because it's Belgium Tyres.

Some would say the owner of the truck doesn't maintain the trucks by not replacing the Tyres when due.
Naija I hail thee.

The thing is if it did happen in Nigeria, those will be the reasons as stated above. How many world standard roads are being built in Nigeria thiz days?

Aldebaran:
That's a good statement from a sane Government

I'm impressed

Ofcos u r impressed cos as an African u are already used to a life of being 'compensated'.
We always like anything awoof. Even if u had the money to buy a hundred new tyres u will still wait for compensation.