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Another set of banger boys picked up

Emaprince:
Batch cooking in Nigeria? How many households can afford that?

Anybody who is gainfully employed can afford to cook food that will last 3 good months without having to eat outside or buy fast food.

It's same amount you buy food stuff in the market that they will buy the foodstuff. The only difference is the cost you will pay those who will do the cooking once. It might not even cost you up to 150k to pay the caterer and his/her boys that will do it.

Na Una dey look am with big man eyes.

GloriousGbola:
Good

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So you actually know Amala turning for reals

Yes, I did this and more.

I dey go lectures Monday to Friday (sometimes I no dey go on Friday sef if na inconsequential course), then go turn Amala, prepare salad, fry small.cjops, etc over the weekends.

Better hustle wey dey put money for pocket steady.

MorataFC:
This is where you are getting it wrong. The man is not talking about the few men working in Shell or similar top-tier companies, who represent an extremely small fraction of Nigerian youths, probably not even up to 0.000001%. He is speaking to the vast majority of young men who are just employed within the normal salary structure, often earning less than ₦200k per month and still trying to build a foundation for family life.
The point of his advice is grounded in that everyday reality, not in the lifestyle of a rare, high-income minority. When you shift the reference point to elite earners, you end up distorting the message and making it irrelevant to the people it was originally meant to guide.

You are the one who is getting it wrong in your bid to defend Adebaye. If he's a pastor to all members of the congregation Irrespective of their class in the society, their income level and social status, then he shouldn't be making such absolute statements.

He should not be saying as a young man don't marry a woman who cannot cook.

Since we've all agreed tha there are indeed some strata of his congregation that can afford to marry a woman who cannot cook and still have a wonderful married life, it shouldn't be difficult for you to see how subjective his personal opinion is on the matter.

Sportsweb:
Like you said they are paying to get caterers cook meals in bulk for them. They have the money for that..

Yeah,so you see that's why not knowing how too cook does not necessarily need to be a deal breaker.

Sportsweb:
Like you said they are paying to get caterers cook meals in bulk for them. They have the money for that..

Na normal funds for people wey get good work na

MorataFC:
Those are already-made, high-net-worth families. They didn’t start life like that. Many of them built their wealth first, succeeded in business or career, and then outsourced domestic tasks like bulk cooking. By the time they reached that level, their marriages had already survived the early years when money was tighter.


But the man was speaking to young men preparing to start a family, especially those one operating on Nigeria's salary wages structures, so using these elite households as your reference point is misleading. How many Nigerians man can start his life with that examples?
The ratio of families who can comfortably afford consistent, quality quarterly catering like what you posted here versus those who cannot is probably 1:10,000 or even lower in Nigeria today.( These are the ones the man is talking to)
When you are just starting out, with rent, bills, school fees (when children arrive), and the general cost of living, constant outsourcing is not sustainable. You cannot build the foundation of your marriage on a lifestyle that only becomes feasible after you have “made it.” That is his advuce.

The crucial point people miss in this Pasror Adeboye’s advice is,
He wasn’t speaking to the Billionaires who live in Ikoyi or Banana Island. He was speaking to the millions of young men in the congregation who are still trying to build something real from the ground up,( which are made of 90-95% of men who want to marry) .

Who told you anything about being extremely wealthy or having to build their wealth before they can do bulk cooking?

I'm talking about couples in their thirties who are extremely wealthy but have good jobs that can allow them enjoy what others call luxury as necessity.

See Adeboye's tall is his personal opinion which is highly subjective. A 28 year old graduate who works with Shell will be fooolish not to marry his beloved fiance who works with PWC because She can't/won't cook when there's option of batch cooking which their income can afford them.

There's nothing wrong in marrying a woman who can't cook once it's the joint decision of the man and woman to go ahead with the marriage. They can always arrangements like batch cooking take care of that.

Batch cooking doesn't mean you are a multi-billionaire. The cost of batch cooking is nkt even up to some people's quarterly bonus and they are not even rich rich like that

Sportsweb:
So if woman doesn't know how to cook or doesn't want to cook, so who cooks for her family?. She will bring another woman chef to cook for her and husband?. It's funny o

It's actually not funny.

When I was in the university I was on the streets hustling to keep body and soul together and cater for my immediate needs as a guy. One of the hustles I engage in was working with caterers either as cooking help, waiter/server at functions and disher(the guy who dishes food which servers/waiters take to guests on their seats)

I worked with a particular caterer who has a gig which she does for some of her clients on quarterly basis. At least I remember going with her on 3 different ocassions.

The caterer is contracted to cook large portion of soups ( efo riro, egusi, ogbono, ewedu, ọfàda sauce, and buka stew), porridge, jollof rice, fried rice and diferrent protein types(turkey, full goat meat, half cow, fish and even snail).

The food are portioned in different sizes and stored in the fridge and freezers. Anytime they want to eat swallow, they will bring out preferred soup, microwave it and turn their desired swallow within the next 3 months.

I doubt the woman of that family have any reason to cook for the next 3 months before the caterer comes in to cook another batch.

These are well to do families living in some of the coolest estates in Lagos mainland. Nothing suggests those families are not happy whether the wife cooks or not.

Since yesterday I've just been laughing seeing people arguing as if there are no rich people who don't cook inside that Redeemed church where Adeboye made the statement. It's not like his statement will scatter their marriage that has survived test of time despite the woman of the house not cooking.

This video might be the difference between a person spending decades in jail for manslaughter/murder and spending couple of years on awaiting trial before being finally let go when police are unable to prove you caused the deceased's death.

The best thing to do when a visitor d!es in your home according to Nigerian law and practice

Retweet as this might save a life https://t.co/DNwyFxRgFF pic.twitter.com/ootowMuA0q

— U.C.H.E 🦅 (@iamFmajor) May 2, 2026

afrodoc2:
Yes, she is talking about 2 potential complications that should have been discussed before carrying out the procedure.

The first one whereby the fat dies is called fat necrosis. The fat is actually fat cells i.e living tissue. It can die after from poor surgical technique (surgeon not taking care to transfer small amounts each time but transferring in large lumps, being too rough and potentially triggering a major inflammatory reaction, transferring too much of it and causing a pressure effect) OR from post-op infection, trauma, or poor post-operative care by the patient (smoking, sitting on the butt too early, not eating right).

The cells die and it can lead to bumps, scarring and hardening, uneven contour of the buttocks. I had a woman who came to me for a check for something which required lying on her tummy, but she could not do it because of her recent breast implant and had to do it sitting up. All these procedures have post-op care instructions that many patients ignore.

The other complication she mentioned (fat entering the blood vessels) is the life-threatening complication of fat embolism. She made a mistake though as it is the vein not the artery that is the initial culprit in BBL surgery. If a vein is nicked by a careless surgeon or if the patient's veins are anomalous (not in the normal place) and nicked, some of the fat could enter the vein and travel back to the heart and then the artery supplying the lungs where it causes the blockage that can kill in minutes to hours.

So people are made to understand all.of these possible health complications and they still go ahead to signed the dotted lies to go under the knife?

Àbí these things are not explained to them in depth like you just did. Methinks a normal rational person would be scared and would get discouraged if he does cost-benefit analysis of BBL with this info. Or are most BBL patients irrational?

Roland17:
Isn’t that exactly what she was looking for? I mean the meat could be cut facing the camera..

Exactly what I was saying that day.

This person knows what she is doing. Somebody like her or any of those ladies always talking about being sexualized will see the efforts she put into this video to achieve this type of reactions and then claim she is being sexualized.

As how now? 🤷‍♂️

Based on our discussion yesterday, can it be said that Pooja is sexualizing this "meat seller"?

So many meats in this video. 💪 pic.twitter.com/k9WdLXPwMg

— POOJA!!! (@PoojaMedia) May 2, 2026

@afrodoc

So BBL is this bad and ladies save up to still undergo the surgery?

I never heard of fat cells dying till now.

WHAT THEY DON’T TELL YOU ABOUT BBL’S pic.twitter.com/KJRWuOqwng

— #90sBabyShow (@90sBabyShow) December 17, 2023

Arteta on Lewis-Skelly: “I've been tough on him. He had a spectacular season last year when he jumped into the first team. He had some difficult moments after that, but he stayed very humble, very focused, aligned when we wanted to do and I knew he was ready.

“He's been showing in training every day the opportunities that he had to play, he's done it and today he really stepped up and I thought he had an incredible performance.

Reporter: What was the sort of thinking behind that and why do you think it's taken this long to play him there?

Arteta: “Because probably I don't have a clue. Maybe I should have done it earlier, I don't know. But I have to do things when I believe that the player is ready, the team is ready and the opponent is the right one to play with him in that position.

“We've done it today, it's the first time, it was a big risk because I knew what was going to happen. If it works, it's great. would have lost the game, what would have happened, how do you play a kid at this age in this scenario in a position he hasn't played all season. I knew that but I had the feeling it was the right game for him.”

A big risk that paid off 👍

It could've gone bad and the coach would've taken the fall for experimenting in game week 35 while the team is neck-deep in a 2 horse title race.

Saliba almost always gets overconfidence nowadays. I just hope he won't cost us in a very important match.

Saka off for Madueke.

Good idea to rest him for Tuesday because we need him in that match at all cost

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Now that's the kind of effort I expect from Gyokeres!

Strive for balls opponents may have written off and attempt at goal!

Gyokeres makes it 3-0

Beautiful counter attack football there!

Ben White head no just correct!

That should've been a third goal 🤦‍♂️.

We are really balling with full confidence today.

Eze did well setting up Gyokeres up for that run that led to Saka's goal 👍

Sakadinho!

Get in there!

2 nill to the gunners! 🤩🤩🤩

God will pu ish Ben White!

This guy doesn't deserve to start for any big team Aswear!

Goal disallowed

VAR about to Chuck the goal off for offside 🤦‍♂️

Calafiori makes it 2-0....

The persistency was just everything!

Trossard playing rubbish from beginning of season till now. Smh

Ben White head no just correct 🤦‍♂️

I don't want to see this 4cking guy at my club next season!

This Yori-yori football Eze keeps playing.... Na wa o

Wonderful wing play by Saka leading to Gyokeres tap in goal.

1 nil to the arsenal!

Eko savage don pami 😂.... Abraham Adesanya! 😂😂😂😂

Wwwww beating in the fucking chat🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/8DkLuZs4vG

— Eko.Savage (@eko_savage) May 2, 2026

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