₦airaland Forum

Evina:
How do couples ask for sex?
I mean if you're in the mood as a woman, draw close to him and start caressing and kissing or just say, sweetie come n touch my nipple or if you are too "holy", say sweetie it's time for praise n worship.

These are the things I do

You will agree with me that 1 out 10 do that. Women are major architects of sex deprivation in marriage

Chicent:
You should understand ur wife and know how best to treat her....
1. Yes u might not eat her food(if she didnt offer u, but if she offers u eat)
2. Dont starve ur wife of sex cuz u are angry with her. I for one bleeps her wen i am angry with her.... Maybe we can make up after it. (but i told her bluntly dont starve me of sex for any reason)
it might not work for another though.



All i said was about my gf. She is my prospective wife though. #Godhelpingus

How many wives ask their husband for sex to talk of starving them with sex. They only ask once in a blue moon.

ladyF:
If you are a married man and you do any of these things, then sorry, you are not mature enough for marriage.

What happened to your mouth? Have you lost your speech organs? Communication is key!!!

That is the problem. You say communication is key but where you told that communication is only verbal. As a wife, you noticed your husband mood changed and you did not bother asking what went wrong, instead, you kept engaging him in other talks. Communication involves bothe verbal and non-verbal means to be effective. If you are a woman and married and open your mouth to say trash things you do not think about before saying makes you immature for marriage. Some women will start a discussion or put forward an unnecessary act while not observing the husbands mood, tell me is communication not lacking there. Please, women should learn what communication is in the real sense.

Two people can be arguing and they are unknowingly saying the same thing in a different dimension, which means understanding is key. You can understand someone isn't happy with you without talking, likewise, you need to be careful when talking not to create noise which women do a lot.

What do you mean by have just announced? Since when

pjsmart:
Honestly in matters of national interest as this one. I just wish the 'learned' Yoruba tribe will stand on their own and promote their tribe rather than always either attaching themselves to north in support or coming against the east. As if they have no say on their own. This country will be a lot better believe me if they did




or are they really cowards? not sure

Kid

kYjelly2:
Ordinary budget signing causing jubilation

Do you see the point now why some guy opened a thread asking why blacks act like animals

Ordinary budget for crying out loud.

Sorry to say, but it seems most Nigerians are just illiterate.

I hope they removed the BMW cars and the 120 million naira website.

Dumb nigggahs errwhere

Exactly the same way you behave. Yes, it is an ordinary budget but if you are enlightened enough and not same as the picture you painted in your post you will know that several occurrence of an action might have a different tide surrounding it at a given point in time. Though the budget was signed this year just about the same time it was in previous years but because of change in power and some certain event a lot of emphases was giving to the signing of the budget. For your information, it is only in an insane country the government starts spending in a fiscal year so if the Economy as been like nothing is happening because of the budget then it worths a mild jubilation that at least things would start happening. Nigerians are impatient to see what Buhari has to offer.

Dottore:
Chai. The figure is huge. I didn't read the whole article but I somehow came across where Kashamu's company is said to be a collecting Agent for Fed government on stamp duties. Well I wonder when and how certain contracts are awarded in this country and whether background checks of companies are ever carried out before the award of contracts especially the ones as sensitive as this one

Meanwhile if the government can realise a figure of this magnitude in a quarter by just deducting 50naira from current account deposits,

I suggest they extend same policy for savings account so long as theirs transparency and accountability, it will help in curbing out the idea of borrowing to fund the budget.
Also I wonder the amount they realise from normal taxation from FIRS.

Me wey get small company I know how much I pay yearly for tax clearance how much more the big corporations.
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#yawns and goes for lunch

Savings ke. You are saving and its been deducted, tell me the essence of saving. It's only current account that such deduction can affect. Bank accounts are of different types

Lucremoy:
Bros abeg explain dat part

Bros it is self-explanatory now. In reverse, Ascending or descending both na half. Except you want to find a mid-range

ebosie11:
According to a Twitter user who shared the photo,the South African lady pictured above celebrated her divorce after a long, strenuous marriage with a big party.The lady must have been suffering for a long time.Her cake says it all

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/free-at-last-somewhere-in-south-africa.html

Strenous and sufferring ndeed. No one knows what happened because women can form victim at times. She doesn't seem like someone with morals

samwash:
On Friday, My boss sent me on an errand and when I was done, I was very tired.

Going back to office I decide to branch into a super market to get myself soft drink to refresh with because of the tiredness. My intention was to buy malt drink, I changed my mind when I saw this new Orijin zero non alcoholic drink because I hv tasted it before.

After some snacks, I washed it down wit the orijin, that's when my Boss walked in and met me & other colleagues eating because it was break time.
Immediately, my Boss sent for me in his office, and queried me on why I was drinking alcohol on duty. It took me time to convinced him that the brand of Orijin I was drinking was not alcoholic.

After so many many talk talk to which I was able to convince him after showing him the can. na so I go buy six pack of d Orijin zero alcoholic drink for my Boss to cool down.

Lesson to all; There are some brand names that are tagged negative, you should not associate your self with it, if you happen to work in d co-operate world. Example; anybody who sees the brand name ORIJIN will think it's an alcoholic drink not knowing this brand doesn't contain alcohol.

Are you demarketing Orijin zero or you at promoting it. Guiness stout to Malta guiness = Guiness, should we disassociate ourself. It is your boss that should become enlightened that June and July is half of the month but one is 6 and other is 7 and can be in reverse but they are spelt differently meaning they can't occupy same position at the same time bring about a difference in June ad July.

martyns303:
Dude doesn't even looks like someone who owns a property and even if he do own one, there's no way in zeus name anyone would bath in that. It looks like an abandoned place, cos even by taking her bath, water would have washed of some of the dirt.

It's also obvious you don't have your bath in a tiled bathroom or any. How would having your bath there wash away the dirts?

Vongsama:
Well, with this I guess Buhari wasn't entirely late in signing.


But then, its supposed to be a CHANGE not d status quo.

When you have someone that wants change a lot of absorbed abnormality will start showingup. The budget has always been tampered with and the present day government is saying no

seunlayi:
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It has never been this bad in the history of this Nation and some people will come now and be jubilating that a budget of deficit that took a so called giant of Africa almost half of a year is been signed into law. Well, let see the implementation.



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Nigeria's budget has always been like this(deficit as you said), the difference now is that there is a meticulous someone who wants to minimize fraud

ednut1:
are pple allergic to bank transfers or internet banking.

Most of them them thinks they need a computer cert to do online transactions.

There is nothing wrong here. I even thought he laid in between them.

Team16:
Please oga se.un help me push to the front thread cos I need to reply this mail today.

I have a B.Sc Industrial Chemistry ( 4.01/5), Pgd Chemical Engineering ( Distinction ).

I applied for a Canadian admission for MSc.E Chemical Engineering. Normally for your admission to be successful you need to secure a supervisor whose research interest is similar to yours. I have done that and he encouraged me to apply. I submitted my application and after going through my application with other supporting documents like letter of motivation and others, he sent me a mail this afternoon that they want to consider me PhD instead of MSc I applied for. I'm very confused right now if to accept it or not considering high standard of education abroad as I use to hear, I haven't experienced foreign education before, this is my first. Please note my ultimate goal is to obtain a PhD. Please help me push to the front thread cos I need advice from experienced Nigerians who have studied abroad. Thanks. I appreciate

As a study abroad consultant, I will advice you take a look at the structure first. Some PhD has taught courses while some are pure research. If this have the former structure, I would advice you go for it, of course you if it's within your financial ability though I suppose they will have a financial aid for you. If I may ask, which country is that?

Shams. At what cost? , quality, amenities and moreover, this is not a befitting rail station for a country in the league of top oil producing nations. I do not know why we settle for mediocrity in this country. Even the capital city of the country o.

Feeding us with mediocrity since 1949

holamiday:
Really i still find it hard to believe Leicester City are champions of England. Nonetheless, i salute the resolve, determination & discipline of that team. I admit they deserve it but I do hope they don't disgrace England in the Champion's league next season.

Congratulations LFC.

Dear Nairalander, may you experience grass to grace circumstances like Leicester City's.

People like you were the pessimist trailing them from time immemorial, and despite you were disappointed you still resolved to be pessimistic about them going into the champions league.

For the prayer, I say amen.

Africans truly have a problem. Education now equals English Language. Accepted it is our official language but remember it isn't out first language. We have many sound doctors, accountants, Engineers etc who aren't fluent in English but are gurus in their field likewise we have the English fluent ones that are empty.

Op, I'm quite sure you are aware of "Academic English" which sometimes defile the basic English language rules.

We need our education system to deliver problem solving feats and not fluency in English language.

diasporaman:
Who can tell the source of this money.

A- Police checkpoint
B- Church offering
C- Tithes
D- Savings

D-Savings

jimi4us:
useless duties. When he has destroyed the country GEJ built. Lol

Which country was built. It's either you benefitted from the free looting or you are satisfied the the future if your generation has been traded. Built indeed

jimi4us:
tell Buhari to stay in the country first, not an ex President. Make una dey type with sense.

Buhari is on duty and not vacation. Get sense.

Flexherbal:
Why can't this people stay in Nigeria?
Is it a bad country, if yes, who made it so?
Is this how American Ex Presidents and others visit Nigeria regularly with their families ?

This is why racism persists

chikel2000:
Must u have ur way all times Mr EFCC?. The beauty of democracy

Yes they must. There are many bad eggs that needs getting rid off.

Sirmuel1:
I hate those people!!!


Shit!!!



Racism can never die!! NEVER!


The creator should have created everyone equally, I don't understand why some are white, while some are black!

Taaaaa. Racism can die forever if we learn to be ourselves, make ourselves competitive, make them desire to come to our own soil, then phew, racism dies when they see that we can as well do what they can do if not about doing more than. We need to stop desiring their soil. Have you wondered why racist abuse is not common between them and they countries like Egypt, China. Let's bring our leaders up to their responsibilities, only then can we have true independence

new2020:
Niger Delta oil at work. ND are the biggest blockheads I have ever come across in this life including my father and my uncles. By the time they finished our oil money, and developed their region with it, they will call an end to one Nigeria...then our eyes will open.

Didirin ni e

9jascholarship:
To be an engineer from futo no be come chop....this is how we write it...futo exam na you and GOD alone....my dear to make first class and second class in futo no be hear....today's exam ....anyway that is why we never celebrate until we write our final exam that final day.....
http://discuss.ng/discussion/109/see-exam-condition-in-a-nigerian-university-see-photo-

So this makes engineering course hardi FUTO ba. My friend show us working enginering equipments used in the school and not some theory spree system.

Blazinraj01:
My mum took both but still died of breast cancer.
Is there any therapy she didn't try? Everything

Blessed memory. When it's the time, nothing can stop it

janefarms2015:
This is worthy of being in frontpage by now, if its davido, omosexy, olajumoke I know it would hv bn in frontpage, nairalander moderators should be more matured

The moderators are kids

olokeded:
Remi Fagbohun, who also acts as the couple's personal shopper has spoken out about their well-publicized ongoing marriage crisis on her Instagram page.

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4980023/93316671-w408-h960/tiwa-and-remi-fagbohun.jpg

"The hardest thing in the world to do is to keep quiet when your friends are going through something," she began.

"Gosh... People have ZERO CHILL!!! The Internet has become an open spot where you can say whatever you want. Say things you know are not right! Be downright RUDE!! Laugh and make jokes at someone else's expense. Create Meme's... It's HARSH, It's cold and it's just wrong on so many levels. But it's the world we live in... A very sad one.

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4980016/8611664714-w408-h960/remi-fagbohun-teebillz-lami-phillips.jpg

"Whatever your personal opinions may be, remember the person you just TORE apart , is HUMAN!! Didn't start that journey thinking it would fail (do any of us do that). Does anyone get married saying I'm going to give this a few years and see how it goes Or let me tie myself to this person knowing that he isn't going to be the man of my dreams?? NO!

"Like any other man or woman - you go in giving it your all. You plan and carry out the wedding of your dreams because --- ITS supposed to be the wedding of your dreams!!! The one time you will ever get married. Hoping the journey gets better. Hoping he gets better ... Hoping you have more happy moments than sad ones.

"Marriage is by no means an easy road to walk (trust me I KNOW) . For those that decide to stay in it... Kudos. But don't JUDGE those who have reached their limits. Don't start quoting the bible when you're already being hypocritical by casting stones. Everyone has a different limit. When you reach your limit you will know. Try to have a bit of empathy for those going through something and simply imagine yourself going through it. Then ask yourself , how would this comment make you feel if directed at you. Would you like it? Does this seem fair?

"I am teaching my son , every single day... When you have nothing good to say, say nothing. I implore others to do the same.

"I'm stronger than most , yet today I cried. Cried for my friend and sister. Cried for my brother, cried for my baby. Crying again as I write this , thinking of the world we live in now where it's ok to tear a person apart when they are down! Remember these people aren't ROBOTS!!!! #tiwasavage #support #love #prayers #welovetiwasavage #westandaswomentogether #strongwomensupporteachother"

Tiwa Savage and TeeBillz have had it pretty rough over the past few days when TeeBillz kickstarted what is now a back and forth game of accusations and shocking revelations. Both of them have accused each other of infidelity and neglect, culminating in Tiwa's resignation that the marriage will never work anymore.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/tiwas-personal-shopperremi-fagbohun.html

Of course, it would fail. They are both of the world with silly and childish beliefs. Very worldly with their actions. Their lifestyle before the marriage potrays no moral values.

Marriage is not for children, weaklings, beasts, and idiots but the God fearing ones that exhumes ligth and good morals.

Delphi:
It's because of topography and climate. The composition of the subgrade on which the roads sit are different. The Southern's clay base are more failure prone because of its composition. Also, the volume/amount of rainfall (and traffic) on these areas is a significant causative factor to road failure. Know which of the two sides that has more rainfall and then know the side that the roads ought to fail more. There's also a lot that's beyond a layman's comprehension .

The truth is that these roads were poorly constructed. If you talk with of rain, what can we say of UK that have rain and snow or countries with a lot of snow. No excuse, these roads are poorly constructed

wizzyenya:
I will only take the E F C C serious when day start their prop'in stuff from the top.
With the likes of
obasanjo
shehu shagri
buhari
babangida
abacha family
abdulasalam abubakar
jagaban tinubu
amaechi
A P C as a holl and their supporters

EFCC cannot do this except Nigerians. Revolution is imminent