₦airaland Forum

Dasherz:
Sister in-law?? Lwmkd

How are you?
How is ya day so far?

How is mhizz doin?

Day was fine.

Mhizz ought to be fine. How is the evening?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkleeeeeeeeeribaba

Dasherz:
Yes I'm stronger need to be stronG b4 next week ( my sis wedding)

Oh, my sister-in-law's wedding. Wow, I wish her a happy married life in advance.

id911:
I used to respect Mr Mugabe for his intelligence and sound education but I didn't know he has become very foolish lately. How can you sacked your powerful Vice President, one of the leaders of the revolution and someone who has over 70% of senior military officers loyalty to and you expect to continue in power ?


I think Mr Mugabe is no longer in his right senses

It was his wife and some individuals controlling him. The military have nothing against Mugabe. His wife and some other people are the problem of Mugabe. His wife had become too power drunk.

Dasherz:
Went. On well yours?

Not bad. I went to bed very early yesterday. I was so tired.

How are you? Hope you are getting stronger?

Dasherz:
Good morning blunt how u doin today?

Good morning, my Dash. How was your night?

Factfinder1:
Am soo loving this shit....if na Nigerian soldiers they for don kill the bastard already... Africans have bad ruling mentality

In the history of coups in Nigeria, soldiers hardly kill the civilian president they were toppling.

They didn't kill Shagari (1983) and Shonekan (1993).

It was only Prime Minister Balewa (1966) that was killed.

Dasherz:
Did meSsi play? If yes then I celebrate. If not it's worth celebrating too on low key I miss home now

I hope they win the world cup

It doesn't matter, sweetheart. After all, our Moses did not play too

It is almost Christmas and you would be back home

meforyou1:
hahaha. Messi ran for his dear life. He knew Nigeria will wjn and dont want argentinians to blame him

I was just laughing when people at my workplace said Argentina would tear Nigeria to pieces. I told one of them that even Messi knew that Argentina would have to fight hard to get a draw against Nigeria. After managing only one goal against Russia, Messi knew there was a possibility of a disgrace when they faced Nigeria so he connived with the coach to have him sent back to Barcelona.

It is only Nigerians that don't regard the Super Eagles highly. Many of the so-called top teams know better. Messi knew better.

Dasherz:
How are you? Good evening and ahow was ya day?

I am fine, Dash. How are you too? Nigeria just trashed Argentina 4-2

sleemoon:
Guy u be winch... Accept my humble sacrifice

I didn't read it well, though. I saw 2-2 but it is 3-2 now.

HITTED:
Ok, you've managed to net one. Wait for Hurricane Argentino in the second half.

2-2

dcosmosboy:
future impossicant tense

OK. We shall see

HITTED:
Keep hoping. Nigeria fit see bar sha.

Wait for it
2-2

ProWalker:
Your ticket don burst

Wait for it
2-2

galaxy2020:
I see this match ending 4-0. The team lacks cohesion and confidence. Not a word cup team at all.

It will end 2-2

HITTED:
May God help Argentina score more goals against Nigeria in Jesus name.

The match will end 2-2.

Oya, Iwobi shock them. Shock them, my boy

Dasherz:
Lwkmd o Funniest thing I've read in a while ..

I am not getting any younger

Nigeria 2 - Argentina 2


That will be the final score.

Dasherz:
A bit weal but better than yesterday

That is good news. The semester will end well for you

Then, when you are through, maybe we can talk marriage.

eph12:
Your diary proves nothing. In fact your other posts on NL aside your diary has nothing to do with sharing the gospel or encouraging people in Christ. If I'm to assume like you have been doing I'll say you're an hypocrite but I won't assume.

You are free to assume It proves nothing. Abi no be so?

Now, get behind me, you incorrigible devil. I have work to do.

Dasherz:
I did slEep well with no worries ... I did not wake up at all to puke or do anything gross

Good to hear that. So how are you feeling generally?

eph12:


How many people have you led to Christ?

Check my diary. I am yet to complete it though.

But why is it that when we should make a debate open-minded, you all are always desperate to muddy it up by becoming sentimental?

Lilimax:
Why is my picture not there?

I'm not a pastors wife o

Marry me so you can be on a worthy list.

legitnow:
IPOB NEVER CARE ABOUT IBO IN THE NORTH, ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS BIAFRA.

IF JUBRIL WAN DIE WITH HIS ARMY, NAVY AN POLICE LET HIM NEAR IGBO LAND.

Chest-beating as usual.

eph12:
Bluntboy

The Church has failed because it is focused on irrelevant corporate matters, central to all these is the excess love for money. The Church has failed. It is only concerned about crowd. A church of just 5 people who are strongly equipped in the Word is far better than a church of a million people where most are just pastor's zombies.

Just as followers started getting out of the legalistic churches, legalism was replaced with a focus on church growth. With this, secularism crept into the sanctuaries. What started as an ideological focus of growth has turned the church into a cash cow . What blinders are we wearing? Where did we miss it? George Barna, the founder of the Barna Research Group, unearthed that success is one of the reasons for the mess the church is in. There are 5 categories that summed it up when pastors where asked: “How do they know that their church is successful?” The answer was “Attendance, giving, number of programs, number of staff, and square footage.” If the goals are not met, just like in the corporate world, it begins to fail. Let’s rewind here a minute. If we don’t make these quotas the church is a failure? Do we need to go to the Book? Yes, the Book we preach from and read from called the Bible. There is the 5-fold ministry that is to prepare God’s people for works of service so the Body of Christ may be built up until we have unity with Christ. In Ephesians 4:11 the 5-fold-ministry called for some to be apostles, some to be prophets, some to be evangelists and some to be pastors and teachers. This certainly wasn’t listed in the answers pastors provided Barna, nor does it say for the church to be wealthy. Jesus did not even have a home and ran a ministry. Paul was a poor minister as well. He was not a failure. If they were here today the definition would be different. (Gatti, n.d.)

Dasherz:
Good morning

Goodmorning, sweet Dash. Hope you slept well?

chiroyale:
The heart can function without the brain you know?

Yes, but not for long.

Dasherz:
That's me l'll remove it wen I'm up

Time to sleep, sweetheart. Hope you are sleeping already?

*kisses her* Sweet dreams.

asuustrike2009:
I quoted exactly as it's. When Jesus left had poverty not being in existence till date? The most developed countries in the world still have the poor among them talk less of Nigeria. Before oyedepo and like came there had being poor persons and it was so high that those days when a preacher preach, he's called a church rat how much members of the church. Poverty will never reduce if the mindset doesn't change. You teach a man how to catch fish not continue feeding him with fishes

But the Early Church worked so well that there was no needy person among them. How did they do it? Through love. But today, the average Christian has his mind on prosperity and will rather hoard up than give out. But what do you expect when such Christians have materialistic men as pastors.

Dasherz:
That's me l'll remove it wen I'm up

Look at my Dasherz.