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that is one of the worst films to come out of nigeria.i felt ashamed watching that movie as a nigerian and i wonder what is likeable about it.the story line was faulty and it lacked the concept of verisimmilutude.it portrails all blacks and nigerian as backward, uncivilised and stupid.

I do not agree to your point; does Mr. Bean make every british person backward, uncivilized and stupid?

used tolike the movie , not any more ever since CNN,ABC,MSNBC and ophra USED the sound tracks of the nkems songsfor them 419 yarn

MP007, I understand where you're coming from and I also hate 419 and 419ers with a passion cos of the overall damned negative image they give all of us, but do not let those propaganda by CNN,ABC,MSNBC and Oprah stop you from appreciating the good works of a fellow country man!

@amaratex,

I really do not wish to discourage you but I do not believe that you will get the kind of help from this forum. Recently, I posted a similar request with all the neccessary disclosures for any lender or investor to make a decision. I did not get one single positive response. I am currently discussing with a bank that has bought into my vision because they were convinced they will make their money back with good interest.

Sincerely, if your idea is good and profitable, I really see no reason why the banks should not help out.

Anyway, I wish you the best of luck because I know how you feel cos I have been there too,

I love them because they expose their stupidity and their foolishness in ways so unbecoming and garulously inept for any concomittantly coroborated good gesture which most times results in harangued and inplacable concourse to negative innuendoes towards fellow Nairalanders who doesnt comprehend the similitude between a peaceful and hegemonic co existence but will result in backlashes for introverticaly postulated oblivions - when looked at properly, it only makes them cacophonically pertulance and gangantuanly oblivid to the famous peaceful analogy that existed in the days of yore of Nairaland. Ceteris paribus, it connotes to the fact the the maximised administrator - aka - Oga Seun, needs to placate the lacaidasically attitude of some dexterious actions that always becomes temperamental and outright mundane, this will aid effective and infallible reproductive mechanism for new members and old ones alike

Ha!!! Please rephrase in simple english o!

even @ Topic: What did you learn in Church today?, some people have started insulting God and posting very blasphemous contributions! Haba!

What do I dislike about Nairalanders?

Most of them no well at all. I always say this about most nairalanders, na over-sabi most of una be.

People have come here to say very damaging things about themselves, their country and their leaders.

Just a couple of days ago, this white bloke ( a friend to my principal partner) came into my office and they were chatting away excitedly. I was in the next office and I could only overhear their conversations whenever they get to the highpitched laughters, exclamations etc, but I kept on hearing Lagos, Lagos, Lagos.

After he left, fearing maybe this visitor had been another victim of our naija brothers(, you know what I mean, ), I was pleasantly surprised to hear my principal partner say that the guy has just got a job {a fat paying one (even paid in Pounds Sterling)} in Lagos and he is so excited and happy he is relocating to Lagos.

What am I saying?

You Nairalanders log on to this forum, raise issues about youselves, your country and your leaders, insult each other's papa, never give concrete solutions and then log off.

You are all saying Lagos is bad, Naija is bad, yet foreigners are coming and enjoying themselves and making it. If you know something is bad about N-I-G-E-R-I-A, then make efforts to correct it in your own little way, even if it is insignificant. Not writting unneccessary big vocabulary on Nairaland!!!!! Shuo!

All of una no well at all. I always say this about nairalanders, na over-sabi all of una be.

Just a couple of days ago, this white bloke ( a friend to my principal partner) came into my office and they were chatting away excitedly. I was in the next office and I could only overhear their conversations whenever they get to the highpitched laughters, exclamations etc, but I kept on hearing Lagos, Lagos, Lagos.

After he left, fearing maybe this visitor had been another victim of our naija brothers(, you know what I mean, ), I was pleasantly surprised to hear my principal partner say that the guy has just got a job {a fat paying one (even paid in Pounds Sterling)} in Lagos and he is so excited and happy he is relocating to Lagos.

What am I saying?

You Nairalanders log on to this forum, raise issues about youselves, your country and your leaders, insult each other's papa, never give concrete solutions and then log off.

You are all saying Lagos is bad, Lagos is bad, foreigners are coming and enjoying themselves and making it. If you know something is bad, then make efforts to correct it in your own little way, even if it is insignificant. Not writting unneccessary big vocabulary on Nairaland!!!!! Shuo!

I learn a lot in from the bible everyday and I always look forward to going to church on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays because I wish to learn more there.

And to all of you who have condemned the bible, or God or going to church, what has come over you all that you raise and discuss this kind of topics on this forum?

The ultimate aim of any human being; immaterial of any earthly achievement whatsoever; I believe, should be the salvation of your soul. Whatever you believe in that will give you salvation is none of any body's businesss, but yours.

If you like, believe that a tree, or a dog, or a stone will give you salvation, (then that is the god you believe in), however, as for me and my household, we will surely serve and worship the Lord God Almighty.

If you want to know this almighty God, then go and read your bible.

N.B[i][/i] I used to engage in this stupidity and fallacy of querying the bible and questioning God many years ago together with a cousin of mine who is a PHD Holder in Engineering. It led both of us nowhere.

Now, I know that God is the ultimate source of power and Him and His word (the bible; which by the way, He honours even above His name), therein lies all the answers to man's life problems, including all the blasphemous nonsense some people have written in this thread.

@everyone

What has come over you all that you raise and discuss this kind of topics on this forum? The ultimate aim of any human being, I believe, should be the salvation of your soul. Whatever you believe in that will give you salvation is none of any body's businesss, but yours.

If you like, belive that a tree, or a dog, or a stone will give you salvation, (then that is the god you believe in), however, as for me and my household, we will surely serve and worship the Lord God Almighty.

If you want to know this almighty God, then go and read your bible.

N.B[i][/i] I used to engage in this stupidity and fallacy of querying the bible and questioning God many years ago together with a cousin of mine who is a PHD Holder in Engineering. It led both of us nowhere.

Now, I know that God is the ultimate source of power and Him and His word (the bible; which by the way, He honours even above His name), therein lies all the answers to man's life problems, including all the blasphemous nonsense some people have written in this thread.

To all of you, God is God, no matter your arguments.

I think we should support the man in anyway we can, even if it's in prayers. His success is our success and his failure is our failure, as long as we are Naija,

nagode feri feri muach, my 2cents, you get am plenty for sense falla falla. insha allah, i muast change youer name to 'my2dollars'.

@moriki

I am sure this was meant as a joke.

learn not to always think along tribal inclinations at every simple joke. Even when jokes are raised about obj, or an igbo personality, we should take it in a lighter mood, or else you'll ,

that's why i like nairalanders.

chumakk asked a simple question: Do you like this man?

instead of answering yes or no, you are all fighting and go on insulting your parents,

na wah o!!!!

i got totally confused on this, eh?

nice one

witch!

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@ JeSoul
please be reasonable. i'm not saying a woman's place is in the kitchen. even if she's the president, she still has to submit to her husband (that's what the bible says). if a woman can't cook, do house chores or/and take care of her family, she as useless as a man who can't provide for his family. So get that into your chicken brain.

I wonder o!

Why do some people always pick fight over isssues that are meant to be jokingly addressed? JeSoul, why are you so rigid to issues like this?

Okay, please contribute something that u think is applicable to 21st Century so that Naija will move forward?

Aha, na wah for some people sef.

@richylaw

Akiiika, kare omo ooodua rere. Mo gba fun o. O se!!!

@xtycod,

Kai, iro nla l'onpa. Iwo kii se omo yoruba ra rara. Se oti gbagbe wipe o ti bu mi ri ni ori tredi miran lori nairaland eh?

@gbogbo omo oodua,

Se eyin ko mo ogbeni yi lati eyin wa ni?  Se e e ri isokuso ti on so loke? O dabi eni wipe omo ajeokutamamumi ni.

@xtycod,

Kai, iro nla l'onpa. Iwo kii se omo yoruba ra rara. Se oti gbagbe wipe o ti bu mi ri ni ori tredi miran lori nairaland eh?

@gbogbo omo oodua,

Se eyin ko mo ogbeni yi lati eyin wa ni?  Se e e ri isokuso ti on so loke? O dabi eni wipe omo ajeokutamamumi ni.

@ Segoye2

Se o ri poetry mi?

Walahi, ko s'omo naaaa! I wo sha ti gbe si awon omo l'eti, ki o je ki won rigbo. Gbogbo won ma se tie ni kia kia.

Make sure pe o fun mi ni feed back oo.

Kin le tun fun e ni ajasa imiran ti iyen o ba sise.

@segoye2

O wipe o fe kin ko orin fun e. Emi o ni orin o, sugbon mo ni poetry.

Sweeety mi, sugar mi,

Baby mi, ololufe mi,

Ti mo ba ri e, Inu mi ma ndun gaaan,

Ti mo ba ba e soro, aya mi ma n'se jigbijigbi bi reluwaaaay.


Is ekuol to / eyi tunmo si:


My sweety, my sugar,

My baby, my lover,

When I see you, I'm so happy,

When I talk to you, my heart goes jigbijigbi like railway train.

@segoye2

Akiiiika, omo daada nire. Mo rii pe eyan daaada nie. Sugbon o se mi l'aaanu wipe nko ni aburo obirin, mi o ba fi fun o.

@ mishoo

O try. Sugbon ooo try to.

@ satan

Se oti ku ri?

areaboy

@extellaw

it works for foriegn nos. try it again, carefully,

he he he he he he he, please now,

We men should also comment. Don't you think the one we prefer matters here?

One aboki was coming to Lagos on a Sunday morning on getting to ogoja he bought a goat to give to his neighbour .When they finally got to Berger people were coming down from the bus and the goat took advantage of that for an easy escape. Immediately, the bus driver alerted the aboki that his goat had fled instead of running after the goat the aboki sat unruffled in the bus laughing at the goat and when he was asked why he did not chase the goat he said” kai whalahi no mind am por ze goat, make e run, ze address wey e dey go dey my focket”


is ekuol to:

Aboki kan bo l'Eko Ile l'owuro ojo Aiku, Bi o ti se nde Ogoja, o ra ewure kan ti o fe fun albagbele e. Ni igbeti won de ibuso Berger, awon kan ninu awon ero oko naa sin boole. Kini atiri? Bi ewure ti she (eeem, take advantage niyen). ni o ba fi ere ge. Ni kia mosa, ni direbaoko naa gbesi aboki l'eti pe kinni? Eran ti gbagi!!!

Sugbon kakaki aboki gba tele, nise l'ojoko bi enipe ko si nkakan, lo ban rerin. Nigba ti won bi pe kilode to ko gbagi tele eran ewure re, oni " walahi, e ma ma da ewure loun. ki o ma salo, sebi adiresi re mbe ni apo mi"

Isi gaaju!!!

Aaaaah! O ma she o! Eh?

Se ede wa naa lo wa di wahala lati so bayi?

Oro aje ma ti so awon omo yoruba nu bi oko o!

Olorun a ko gbogbo wa yo o!

Amin.

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise .

Why?

Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Hey.

Haven't you guys heard about the lady who couldn't cook for the husband and left the cooking for the house help (who happens to be a Calabar girl (yellow paw paw) for that matter.

The guy ended up marrying the househelp, or 'former housegirl'.

Why?

The girl's cooking was so good and the guy so liked it that the girl started serving him other things,