oodua1stson:
believe me, bro. The problem is with you, not her



When the sound of someone eating upsets you its a kind of mental disorder (I'm very serious ).




They call the disorder misophonia.


Get mental help bro

Not true.
The person in question didn't learn good eating habits during childhood and unless you probably chew noisily while eating like a goat chewing the cud, it's frankly very annoying hearing those irritating sounds when someone is eating.

taurus21:
Chewing and slurping noises gets me really angry and someone close to me is guilty of this habit and not aware that I can't stand it. Now the problem is, how do I tell the person without hurting her feelings? And is there any chance that this habit be can stopped?

Send her anonymous text messages.
Continuously.

Olisa4all:


Not to forget "crash land" which the whole world would've heard about

My point exactly.
A bird strike necessitating an air return would always make the news.

"Crash Land" would be in the head lines for days as the runway would be shut and flights disrupted, NCAA and FAAN would release statements etc.

" Especially when the pilot told us how lucky we all were because he had excess fuel on the plane that would have easily triggered an explosion. "

No pilot will ever tell his passengers this.

I don't believe this story one bit.

It is well.

Olisa4all:

Question is which of the stories?

On take-off, two birds mysteriously flew into the right engine causing the engine to shut down and two tyres getting busted, which forced the pilot to crash land.

Trying to establish the link between bird strike and punctured tires.

Na so

You story doesn’t add up.

kascoman:
I want progressive minded people enlight me pls. Is it adviceable to travel out of the country to european country with academics certificates. I was granted tourist visa to one of country in europe and am thinking of going with my certificates in case opportunity to work come my way. Thanks for ur contributions in advance.

You will most certainly get caught and bundled on the next available flight to Nigeria or the nearest transit airport to Nigeria

Brilliant, hope necessary action is taken

oluwafreshkid:

Space booking

Number one is Pilot

Work related...

But I participated online though

" Love is an emotion that is not to be trusted. The love for a woman has no place in this game "

Don Clerucuzzio to Crucifisso in the the mafia movie, "The Last Don "

Rockyrascal:
picture of your brown teeth before I proceed with my comment.

Why evils nau??

iluvkpetus:
This has been giving me psychological trauma since my sec school days as i find it so difficult to engage in a normal conversation with a girl, I onced asked my mum the reason why my teeth is brown and she told me it was as a result of the highly concentrated herbs and an antibiotics which contains tetracycline i used when i was very ill at infantry. Now there is this girl i am in love with,whenever we see I always find it so difficult to smile talkless of grinning cox that would expose my brown 32.I really love her but this my teeth is killing me.

1. deal with your low self esteem.
2. Buy teeth whitener or consult your dentist

Vyolet:
Men have no reason for cheating, they just cheat anyway.
If a woman is beautiful physically, knows how to cook, has a reserved character, turns 360degrees in bed during sex, a home keeper, submissive, working class and she bears male and female kids, a man will still cheat on her, Unless the man is disciplined.
It is therefore safe to say, there is no such thing as wife material as defined by men.
A man would claim to love slim ladies,he ends up marrying one, after sometime, he goes out to cheat on her with chubby ladies, this is same for men that Married chubby ladies because they prefer them, this doesn't stop them from going after skinny girls later.
Women should still look good after childbirth, she listens to this advice and try her best, rigorous exercise, starvation, slimming tea become her regular routine, after all this, the man will still cheat on her.
Mcttchew, tired of ranting.

Pure nonsense.
Excessive generalization.

Very interesting.

Well she's not visually appealing, not the type that would make heads turn.

Ladies that are not visually appealing tend to expose more flesh to gain acceptance.

I think her husband probably married her for reasons other than beauty. However, I'm not at liberty to speculate what those reasons are.

I

onyxo76:
for where, some of us seasoned punters see beyond a match, i'm not the bookies victim...

Hmmm okay oh

Bet 9ja and Co don hammer today.

Many angry guys

justwise:


Thanks for coming up with this idea, we can start with a thread like this and see if there is a need for expansion.

I will try as much as I can to make sure that the thread is not derailed. I know jack about aviation so if you see inappropriate post please use the report button to report it and it will be removed.

Most definitely sir.
Thanks

MrAboki:



Who is this infidel calling a pig..

Apparently it's you.

GworoChewinMaga:


Don't go crashing

Go figure

dhtml18:

I dont believe it until i actually see you fly an air-craft and not fall down from the sky to 7 feet.

No problem.
It's very easy to pretend to be many things online and escape being caught , being a pilot is certainly not one of them.

Whirly:


May your take offs equal your landings.

We all in the rotary offshore industry thank you Capt Abimbola Jayeola very much for the lives you saved. You braved the skies and conquered the sea.

Thanks boss and
More blue skies for you
Many more safe take offs and excellent landings.
Four bars for us all.

Whirly:
Boeing777pilot can you imagine the clown. trying to make real aviators look bad. AC on the ground my sweet ....

Thank God we have real aviators here.
If not the fellow would have succeeded in making people believe he was one.

Aviation is one of the biggest families world wide and every accident or incident is felt by everyone who flies.

There's a universal bond among aviators that never be understood unless you are inside.

Thumbs up to Captain Abimbola Jayeola, we salute you Skipper.

To those people who liked the mofos comment, you honestly need to get your heads examined.

GworoChewinMaga:



You are on ground

I appreciate the fact that you appear an aviation enthusiast but the truth is coming to claim you are a combat pilot with 5000 hours, is simply a figment of your fertile imagination.

A look at the picture next to the radar will tell you the actual altitude of the aircraft.

From the radar, those red spots are volcanoes, hence the aircraft is not flying through it but rather circumventing it at a very high altitude.

You are not a pilot.

GworoChewinMaga

What can you tell us just by looking at the radar screen?

GworoChewinMaga:


Icao call sign vancouver airport

Ode!!

That's the point at which North American ATC hand over control of the aircraft to European ATC

GworoChewinMaga:



There is no significant feature on the wx chart other than jet streams which may significantly affect fuel consumption

You are talking off point, cvvr on the map means what?

Whirly:


A supposed helicopter pilot with 5000 hours thinks a you reduce "thrust' to 60 and "stall engine" in an autorotation.

Dude wants to get himself killed.

Stall an engine

GworoChewinMaga:



OK oga captain

I told you we should expect strong tail/head/cross winds at high levels depending on our flight path.

You are not a pilot my guy.
No wonder you were spewing thrash earlier on.

GworoChewinMaga:



Strong Tail /head winds at cruising levels

Is that what you want to hear?

Capitan

Strong tail and head winds where?



Make una come see pilot with 5000 hours that can't Interpret elementary maps.

GworoChewinMaga:


Assuming JFK-LHR

Jet stream at Flt level 340 [34,000ft] gust speeds averaging 150KTS.

Embeded CB clouds over the Atlantic tops 28, 000ft. 60E 30N

You are spewing thrash. Pure thrash.
You still have not said any useful thing about the pictures.

You are just confusing your self with terms you know nothing about. What's my fvuking business with JFK - LHR is that what is on the map?