₦airaland Forum

Sincere 9gerian: I'm highly disappointed. Chime should have patronised the locally assembled patrol vans. These politicians just mouth high unemployment rate but do nothing about it. Shame!

Yes, spend more time on the issues of your state and less on Mr Fashola!

................and Imagine one retarded and ill advised Prick told the whole world in Switzerland that PAWA (with strong accent) outages were a thing of the past in Nigeria. It went further to claim opposition and people were happy with progress made.
The elements bent on sabotaging are in the brains of the government officials and their equally retarded handlers.

mapet: You rep what? then you must have been in dipers when BRT lanes were constructed.....

If he only could put the words Lagos Badagry expressway project on google search he would know the tier of Government handling the project!

Shows he is an apostle of GEJ!... Retardee another person living outside lagos and claiming to rep Surulere.....gosh!

Sincere 9gerian: Minister of information, Labaran Maku, Says Fashola does not have to do much as governor besides "traffic control and environmental sanitation".

Labaran Maku made this remark in the ongoing ministerial platform while responding to questions from the audience on the criticisms of the National Good Governance Tour by some opposition parties. He said Lagos state is virtually sitting on federal infrastructure and that the eyes of Nigerians will open when the National Good Governance Tour storm Lagos. "Even the BRT lanes are federal roads".

Poster clearly is haunted by the inadequacy of the establishment Retardocracy called the FGN and needs help to overcome Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) (Google is your friend) Why don't you concentrate on how to proffer solutions to the problems of your state and your absentee governor. Many Lagosians love what BRF is doing though we see areas for further improvement. Forgive BRF for banning your business of street hawking and okada riding.

Labaran Maku pls respect yourself and choose somebody with the same IQ as yours. I will be disappointed if BRF bothers to respond to you. However, I know it is better to have an environmental and traffic friendly governor than an OGOGORO and retardation friendly FGN.

Labaran is Wada Nas' first born. like father like son. His job is on the line and he is desperately seeking relevance. Let him list out his achievements in the Info ministry over the last few years......Topmost being the shameful interview of his principal in Switzerland.

Ministerial Platforms are meant to showcase what you have done not to abuse your perceived opponents. Why did Labaran and his gang of retards not watch Fashola's 100 days in office report or something to gain knowledge and reduce FGN's retardation?

....we know! PDP should tell us what we don't know. I am happy because when the gods want to destroy a man , they make him deaf and mad. The gods are now on PDP and Jonah's case

Why is the FGN whining to the Nigerian Public, if you have the resources, manpower, intelligence, information and Constitutional mandate , why don't you ground the airplanes of the people involved and arrest them?

The Min of Aviation and security agencies should do their jobs and stop churning draconian procedures they cannot enforce!

Our values as a nation are in the toilets, how can a girl who claim she was disvirgined by Paul at age 17 ( a minor) Her own dad helps to corroborate this fact. (I can imagine the type of Father that would be) and claim to be pregnant , buy ticket to London to have a baby and not have the money to pay her own bills.

Next thing, they go to the press to blackmail Paul. Our family values are all dead and gone. I remember when my class mate impregnated his neigbour way back when we were teenagers. Both parties were ashamed and tried to keep it secret.

Shame on the family for not bringing up their daughter well and shame on the daughter for being loose, shame on Paul for denying his responsibility.

Wow! Kudos to the FGN. From what I can see a lot of work has gone into this road.

Its time for LASG to face this new monster before it goes totally out of hand. We cannot rely on the Police or other security agencies 100%.

However, if the guy's road was well lit and good they would have escaped according to the driver. law of Karma. A call to all political office holders to do good for their own sakes

Must you comment on Lagos? even people who do not know Lagos Ibadan expressway are experts on Lagos.

This is definitely not lagos , poster carry your wahala go. Lie don kill you

........Retardeen has condemned the floods and assured the people of his support, and gone back to sleep, the thieving governors have gathered the funds through appeal funding and excess revenue account, have new cars and bullet proof toys. The victims are being offered 3k per family.

Nothing , the people have all counted their losses and gone back to hustling. The media has also forgotten them ........kai , Nigeria

Daz all!

Really don't understand why a Road traffic accident will lead to a riot?

The truth is that it takes two to tango , these days, pedestrians find it difficult to get out of the way of vehicles. Drivers have to struggle to avoid bikes, goats, sheep and dumb people.
Many times you blow your horn to warn pedestrians and they wont even turn around to look because they believe the driver can see and should avoid them without regard to the condition of the vehicle or the fact that vehicles are mechanical and any of the components can fail at any time.

Why did they have more than one person on the bike according to eye witness accounts and would the students rather take the exam without Lab coats? when they knew they should have them long before the exam.

This is just a reflection of the lack of investment in the youth hence leaving them misguided.

God give us good and competent leaders who will change our country for good.

Enough of rhetoric from this clueless, sleeping and snoring government. The Minister sounds helpless. It beats my imagination that King Retardeen will remove Barth Nnaji who has been the only Minister in this Clueless government who has the semblance of performance and capacity to deliver. Anyway an intelligent guy cannot mix with Pea brains

The good side is that fuel is available but the cost is killing.

Why is it so impossible for these lazy thoughtless pricks in government to manage anything?

If we had good legislators they would impeach anybody who cannot deliver but our NASS members are all hustlers. Come 2015 we must vote for competence o, otherwise the future of our children will be impacted.

solopumpy227: Can you put your money on your words brother? He is bringing AMNESTY; he would give it another name (you get the drift?). They are just testing your reactions with this kite.

Its unfortunate we find ourselves in a situation where human lives have become worthless in our Nation. My heart goes out to those who have lost loved ones in this confusion.

You are damn right.......I take back by words. This is truly Imbecileocracy I was wrong to have believed no one will be so mentally challenged as to grant amnesty to killers whom they do not even know what they are fighting for. Peace is not when you negotiate with killers , it will never stop because their thirst for blood is unquenchable. After the amnesty in Niger Delta and the money splash the boiys are going back to their trenches.

Another region will start their own now.

.......Lie go kill these people. I am not a fan of GEJ but I believe he will not do this. How can he offer amnesty to these killers when the victims have not been compensated. Not to talk of most importantly the trauma this will put the victim's families through.

Pure lie from the pits of hell.

I got for STICK and ROD approach as a solution to this problem. When you beat a child and you dont hit hard enough , he will turn around and insult you. On the other dhand if you beat a child very well he will run for dear life.

C'mon give Presido credit he is not so weak as to grant amnesty just like that.

ROYALD: GEJ IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIAN THAT REFUSED TO USE HIS POWER TO HUMILIATE PPEOPLE

Thank you my humble president
Godfearing, meekness or modesty in behavior, attitude, or spirit; not arrogant or prideful.
GOD bless you

A king who watches his subjects being slayed is worse than a proud President who defends his subjects!A country is not built on luck or humility but vision , ideology, focus, plans, uprightness and strong leadership.

One of the prayer points at this years Easter retreat is to pray for God's intervention over the bloodshed and wicked leadership in the land. We should all get involved in the next elections to ensure we vote people who can manage leadership. Nigeria should not be run with a learners permit and a gang of noise makers who whip up the tribal cards. People should not be hurried or promoted beyond their capacities. OBJ for this one wey you do , God go hammer you

Sincere 9gerian: Southwest is being marginalised only in your hateful mind.

The Lagos-Ibadan road you'v been whinning about underwent rehabilitation during which failed portions of the road were recovered. This rehabilitation was done by two contractors including Julius Berger between November last year and the end of February this year. The rehabilitation was done to make the road motorable pending when full reconstruction commences.
http://umpire-abey..com/2013/03/logistics-delay-lagos-ibadan-expressway.html

A new design of the road is ready in preparation for award of the road for full reconstruction later this year. So stop littering everywhere with your tears of imaginary marginalisation. If there are other issues bothering you, let us know.

Good material for comedians.

Kudos to the condemnation and Condolence Presido..... Thanks and welldone for visiting mama. Douglas should have told him that the Awoist movement deals with Ideology not people worship. SW people will collect your money hail you but do what they have to do.

This time next year , we shall still be talking about Lagos Ibadan, east west, Apapa Oshodi and Abuja lokoja. I will apologise on this thread and eat my words if I am wrong

Fhemmmy: Tell us what he has been able to act on since he took office 4 years ago . . .

.......condemn bombings and settle militants. Surrounded himself with yes men

I will think of the plenty things he has done but will materialise during his second term.

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]This is some funny story..

1. The Police claims that the NSCDC fired shots in the air to intimidate them, not directly at them.

2. The NSCDC is claiming jurisdiction over pipelines, forgetting that theNigerian Police has the highest delegation of authority in Nigeria with regards to protecting lives and properties.

3. What were the other3 officers doing whilst their Oga was being disarmed, handcuffed, leg cuffed and about to be tossed in a van?

4. If the police never fired any shots at the NSCDC, then who shot the dead defence guys!?

5. So did the other3 me run away before calling for back-up or did they call for back up in front of the NSCDC guys.. I ask because they said the NSCDC guys had escaped abandoning the inspector there before the commander arrived.. I would like to know what happened between the arrest of the NSCDC guys arrival of the Police commander..


#Pertinent Questions

1. Why were two law enforcement agencies busy debating jurisdiction instead of tackling the matter for which they were both called to the scene.

2. Why would an NSCDC official take a Police inspector into custody without due cause.

3. This is the second case I am hearing of NSCDC officials not knowing there limitations. During my NYSC days in camp, a soldier head butted an NSCDC official until he was bloodied & fainted because of jurisdiction issues. I remember that the defence guy was challenging the soldier before the beat down.

4. Why didn't both agencies consult their ogas at the top before taking such actions.

5. How did the pipeline Vandals supposedly captured by the NSCDC escape!?

6. If the Police denies firing shots at the NSCDC guys, how did the deaths come about!?

7. Why was the inspector abandoned after he had been cuffed!?

8. What are the rules of engagement of the NSCDC!?[/b][/quote]I love it when people display intelligence.

Poster I respect your intelligence. Truly the accounts of both the civil defence and police are flawed. They are both liars direct from the pits of hell and the go about roping innocent citizens for cooked up crimes. Would any of those uncultured agencies allow a suspect to make calls while arrested?

Indeed this is just a reflection of how useless FG civil servants and agencies are.

Truly I would have preferred both teams to execute and finish off each other. Nonsense

I loooove his ability to act, look and probably think DUMB and empty in the face of Nation threatening challenges. He never fails to impress me with that permanent smirk on his face even when visiting bereaved families.

I love the guy.

REAL OGA AT THE TOP.....haba insurgents bombed Kano yesterday 70 souls perished, you condemn as usual and go relapse to your clueless mode. Next thing Talk about increase in pump price of fuel.

You no be President you are nemesis that God has deployed to punish this country. Oma ale wey dey take left hand point to him papa house.

Boko Haram people are bastards. If they truly have liver make dem face Government people who are killing this country.

Laugh don injure me........Nigerians are quite creative...hahahahah

This shows of the people that manage our resources, security , infrastructure and country.

The entire civil service needs to be cleaned out.

................At least someone is thinking of working on the airports. Welldone to GEJ administration for that. The Benin airport is far better than the motor park it used to be. Me I dey praise who do good thing o.

The quality and finishing is the problem of Our people...give them contract they will mess up , give oyibo they will shout marginalisation.

DEPE

I can safely say most of the federal civil servants are dumb and focused on bribes only. The sate civil service is better. Federal civil service is full of drones intellectually and physically.


The guy is a true reflection of the federal civil service......govt of the people by retards for the people

backtosender: why are you guys blaming GEJ? it seems like some people cannot comprehend common english. As far as i can remember British air force played a big part during rescue operation attempt..

He is SUPPOSED to be responsible for our security by managing his one million useless headcount of special assistants, senior special assistants, ministers and service officials. The British troops would not have come if we had intelligence and able to tackle the kidnapping and bombings.

Its not English like condemning attacks and assuring us of security when thousands are six feet under and many unaccounted for. its understanding who is responsible for what. Being a leader is more enjoying paraphanelia of office and seeking endless rule. We need responsibility to come with positions.

If I hesitate before getting off the road asgovtcoys pass they will slap and kick but the same government forces inlargenumbers are unable to defeat the book boys.

I think we need leaders who can takeresponsibilityh for this nation and move the country forward in every area especially security. Nigeria has slipped into anarchy and human lives mean nothing yetonemanwho has responsibility sits in his A so villa comfortably organising thanksgiving for his wife.

Those of you that voted this kind of thing upon Nigeria, se una don see am?

.............it shows the opposition thinks faster......abi?

This means Abunati and Pigyin Odepe should upgrade their memories and processing speed....

Virgin Finder: Mr Man,
Who appointed you a spin doctor or spokesman for the LASG?

What is your own?

Who are you trying to impress?

Anybody is free to see the market closure in any light.
That's their business.
Anybody that feels cheated should find his/her square root.

My friend, get busy!

Naptu2 makes sense......Virgin finder you don't! You sound rude and will settledown better in the Sex or Jokes section of Nairaland going by your unique username.

In the politics section , articulate opinions are respected. You get busy at Jankara, Allen, or all the funspots where you can achieve your user ID.

naptu2: Is that the only market that has been closed?

Naptu2,

I am sure you are resident in Lagos and you are truly an informed person. I have been following your posts on Lagos state for the past few months because I am a keen supporter of Fashola's extraordinary leadership style.

One of my wards in the fruit market Ketu complained that the market was shut down a few weeks back. Definitely this is a majorly Hausa and Yoruba market. The main Ketu market was shut down a few months ago, Some just cannot think beyond tribal sentiments.

This is the same market where they killed their leaders, that the state has summoned them on several occasions due to their inability to keep the place clean or organise parking.

Carry una tribalist wahala go another place.

No light in the gbagada to ketu general area for the past week and someonein his right senses tells the whole world that "PAWA" (with a fighting accent) has improved in Lagos.

Many of our leaders cannot boast of full formed brains. They talk without thinking.