₦airaland Forum

ogusbaba1: hahaha dats wat ur dont get

mr ogusbaba, do u really think the Governor is a man of the people? Cos I always see u praising and commending him, or are u being paid to do this? Cos if u're being paid, then I understand, but if u're doing this with the hope that the governor will carry u along oneday, then I smh for u, this so called Governor has caused so much hardship on deltans, sometimes I wonder between him and the devil who is even more wicked,

Abrantie: It's biologically impossible for a baby to be pregnant. God's design of the human body went through several quality control checks to prevent such things.

For chrisakes, you mean to tell me she was carrying eggs while in mama's womb, which inadvertently got fertilized? IMPOSSIBLE!

when I see posts like yours I realise how foolish religion and it's adherents are, u believe that this is impossible but u believe that a woman got pregnant without sleeping with a man and gave birth to your God, how ironic and moronic, #no offence,

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They will probably turn op to a fish permanently. . .


This is a very good interpretation for the business minded.


You don dey craze o. Make OP go swim like fish for olympic abi?



So what you are saying is that the OP is actually a fish in reality or the op has a fishy spirit?

@topic: are you born again to start with? Are you in a relationship? If you are dating someone from the marine world or living with them. There is a very high possibility that. .

well the truth is, that I believe I'm from the water, that's my home, I chose not to fight it anylonger rather I'll embrace it, and make d most out of this, "it is beta to reign in hell than serve in heaven" al pacino,

Last night I dreamt I was in like a gathering under d water, and it was very real, it's getting more serious guys, I need to do something,

baby_123: mami wota something. . Talk to a priest. You may need exorcism.

if mami wota fit give me billions of dollars, then I think I'll be ok wit dis possession,

Thanks guys, but should I go to TB joshua's church? Heard d guy's a demon destroyer,

dkc: go to a bible believing church and get counseled, advised and possibly delivered

bible believing church like? Do u have any precisely in mind,

adefash: Navy form is out and stop wasting ur talent in the spirit world.

lol, give me beta advice u dey laff me,

I'm becoming scared I always see myself in the river at night swimming with beautiful women and big shark like fishes, it started about four months ago, then it was'nt often that I had these dreams, but now it's like clock work, every single night I see myself swimming with these women and fishes, and I'm getting scared, pls help, am I possessed? Pls advice me on what to do, I'm even scared of sleeping this night, this is a cry for help,

The martians are coming and they are in co hoot wit the american government, they are watching us from their satelites, they are listening on our conversations, ETs killed jfk, they killed princess diana, the american government was behind 9/11, let's wake up, the new world order is upon us, they even had to send my neighbour to take me down cos I was unto them, shot the sucker wit my twelve guage, they won't get me, right now I'm in d bermuda triangle, they should come get me, if they can, lol, this crystal meth is d bomb, I'm fu cking insane,

I tire for dis country, NATIONALITY for sale!!! Interested buyers should contact me.

Kslib: Me: good afternoon
Mama iyabo: good afternoon my pikin
Me: you hear wetun happen
Mama iyabo: no.. Wetin happen my pikin
Me: 50 cent and floyd dey quarrel for twitter oh..
Ma iyabo: mtchew.. How dat one take concine me..abegi buy wetin you wan buy comot for here.. Aproko
Me: **ehn,give me one cup of Garr!
Mama iyabo: hehehe,so you tink say na dat ur story go make me reduce the price of garr! For you abi.. abegi give me my money[N50]... 50cent ko...,floyd ni....

Me: ah,mama iyabo you garr! Too cost nah...haba
mama iyabo: why e no go cost.. Tell me why e no go cost,when una sabi carry news wey no go reduce the price of garr!..

lwkmd, guy u funny gon, well floyd is'nt all dat bright, and fifty cent's a snake (love dat dude, nohomo#) let's see how this plays out though , but fifty cent too like beef, haba, e no dey tire for beef? Make he try pork na,

gudxson: Guess vickson didnt knw i meant N65naira only... not N65'm

lwkmd, roflmao, lol, guy u be fool oooooo, u won kill me wit lafff,

mancheeutd: Ok next pls

u get mind o, u no dey fear, u want make the wrath of boko haram descend on u?

Lady Winona: I know I sound insensitive right now but I wld do anything to get this kind of case where I work instead of the usual fever, convulsion, diarrhea and vomitting. DAMN!!!

I hope you don't work in a Nigerian hospital, cos if u do, na mouth u just dey make, and I know you're not a surgeon, cos if u were u would know that the surgical procedure they are about carrying out on the child is a tricky one, and it might not be successful, so why would any surgeon want to take such a risk, but anyways if u're looking for strong cases I advise u change your place of work, go and work for a government owned medical facility.

Well, BOris and dimitri are former KGB agents, and they had orders from the kremlin to infiltrate Nigria. And train the niger delta militants.

myners007 :
its an ignominy and uncivilize for people to insult the governor despite d fact dat he is performing below expectation. pls this forum was not designed for uncultured and unambitious people. mind ur language n be more patrotic.God bless Nigeria

shut the fuc.k up mr, do u know the untold hardships this man's reign of terror has caused numerous deltans? He deserves to be insulted, I don't know of any english word that can describe the wickedness of dat man, may God help delta state.

mirob: My man does all these but he doesn't call everyday so I'm really realy doubting his love for me,

your man can't be doing all the things mentioned above and not call u regularly, if he doesn't call u, he doesn't miss u, no matter how busy he is, unless he is in a place where there's no phone network, tell him to call more often if he really loves u,

obadiah777: HE IS NOT ONLY LAUGHING AT THE FLOOD VICTIMS. HE IS THE ONE THAT CAUSED THE FLOOD

AMOS 3 VS 6 When a trumpet sounds in a city, do not the people tremble? When disaster comes to a city, has not the LORD caused it? YALL TOO HARD HEADED AND REBELLIOUS. THIS IS JUDGEMENT

lwkmd, true talk brother, isiah 45 v 7, I form the light and create darkness, I make peace and create evil, I the lord do all these, na wa for jehova, like a friend of mine once said the biblical God sounds like a vengeful evil spirit,

The biblical God is really something else, is he dat wicked, laughing at people suffering, that means he is laughing at most of the flood victims in Nigeria right now, na wa for yaweh,

obadiah777: YES HE LAUGHS AT THE SUFFERINGS OF PEOPLE WHO DISOBEY HIM


PROVERBS 1 VS 26 So I will laugh when you are in trouble! I will mock you when disaster overtakes you-

really, how does it sound?

I've been having this thought in my head for a while now, and I just can't shake it off, I know that the biblical God is jealous, gets angry, and even gets happy or pleased, but I would like to know if he laughs? Because those aforementioned emotions are feelings that we feel as humans, and the bible says he created us in his image and likeness, and I guess that's why we share similar feelings with him/her, (God don't know if he is a man or a woman) but I would like to know if there's any reference in the christian bible that mentions God having a laugh, maybe jesus did something funny and "he laughed and said" sumfin like dat, I would really like to get your insights to this, thanks.

richmind: Please people really need to see what is happening in Delta state, so much wealth yet so many dilapidated structures. Ibori was a saint compared to Uduaghan, God please deliver Delta state from pdp.

deltans are suffering everyday and all thanks to the two horned beast of a man called our governor, everything is a mess in the state, the youths are becoming more restive everyday, all these things he is doing about this flood is just an avenue for him to loot more, he has even dropped a subtle hint that they've not been keeping records of how much he has been spending, what absolute bull sh.it, are we in the dark ages? Does he think deltans are uneducated fools, I'm ashamed to be in the same alumni with that mofo, may God help Delta state.

DELTA BOY: Even in the difficult terrain and the torrential flood that has taken the life of some people, His Excellency the most compassionate governor in Nigeria was able to paddle his way trough to assist flood victims. He put in his medical knowledge to personally treat victims in their various camps. What else can a man do to put smile on the face of his people. Yes I know those talking trash above are opposition party members who are not interested in whatever good work the man is doing but to take over his office. It is not surprising but your evil intention will perpetually make God to keep u in the abys of political obscurity that you have always been. How many camp has your master Ogboru visited in solidarity with the flood victims. Yet he said he love the people of the state.

smh, this is very sad, people like u are the reason Nigeria is still in penury, this your so called governor has caused untold hardship on countless people living in delta state, delta state is in a state of quagmire, no roads, no jobs, no security, dis information and so on, and u come here to eulogise that pri.ck of a governor, I don't blame u, and by the way, this has nothing to do with partisan politics, ibori was a saint compared to this thing with horns u call ur governor, it's very sad indeed to see comments like yours, what is it people won't do for money, smh

All these people thanking that heartless man, u might be deltans but I'm not sure u live in delta state, u guys should come around one of these days and see what this charlatan has done to the state, the man is a criminal mastermind, he's happy about the flood all this is just a facade, and he's not even keeping record of how much they've spent so far, later he'll tell us they spent billions of naira on flood victims, this is all just propaganda, that man is the worst thing that has happened to delta state, the state is even more hopeless than nigeria. God help my beloved state

dammytosh: Forged DIPLOMA CERTIFICATE

Are you kidding me ?

lwkmd, lol, very strange indeed, not even masters or a doctorate, lol, Nigeria we hail thee.

Well, the price of garri is gradually decreasing.

The price of garri is gradually coming down, ,,,,, whewwwww, thank God,

Well, for a wife to take her husband's money without his consent is wrong but understandable, (na woman she be) but for a man to take money from his wife's purse without her permission, it's plain wrong, dats stealing, like somebody rightly said one day he could take it outside, and I pray that he does'nt try it where people from ALUU reside, cos we know how those guys roll, but on a serious note, u have to talk to him, he's ur husband, tell him in a very concerned and caring way to stop it, cos bad habits are easy to start but difficult to stop, don't take this lightly o, na from purse e take dey start, before u know (god forbid) we might have another shina rambo or anenih.