₦airaland Forum

Which deal did he close?

helinues:
The real question is is the writer under a spell?

And you being under a spell is not even a question but a matter of absolute certainty.

Raymond Dokpesi is a thief and deserves every bit of what he's getting.

I have to knack cee-c when she comes out of the big brother house.

Alaye, return that child to her parents then you and your wife can figure out how to raise your kids yourselves.

plaindealer:
After 15 hour's flight, your kind go dey sleep saying you are tired and jet-lagged, but the so-called old kago did not go to sleep or rest or even claim jetlag, he went to work right away.

You made zero sense, but of course, that was the hatred and bitterness in you, it's what you people carry around as portion in life.


Sad.

Ignorance is indeed bliss. Any international flight of that nature is characterised by hours of sleep. The man spent the entirety of his flight to India sleeping. What reasons can he possibly have to land in India and be feeling tired?

I'm not surprised you're seeing this as an achievement anyway. You clearly have never seen the insides of an airplane. Be making noise everywhere about his sitting to meetings as if that's not part of the demands of his office.

helinues:
Even God forbids bad thing, wetin wan carry me go where you dey?

League of losers? Apana. Rejected IJN

Lol.
I'm not Igbo, neither am I a convulsive Obidient. I'm just another Nigerian who wants the best for the country. Run through my comments on previous posts and you'll understand that.

I have no gains or losses from this government. I'm just interested in seeing my friends and loved ones living comfortable lives.

Helinues, you're too old for this nonsense! Will you be proud to use your life now as an exemplary story to your grandchildren in years to come?

[quote author= post=125589024]Shame on all enemies of Nigeria 🇳🇬[/quote]One of these days, I'll create a thread to challenge you to an intellectual engagement on nairaland, where we'll both lay down verifiable facts for the nairaland audience, on the core issues of governance putting the administration of the democratic years before 2015, compared to what we've all witnessed from 2015 to this day!

One of these days, I'll call you out, ! This is a solemn promise. Just have your mind prepared!

helinues:
Only if you know where you mates dey, you no go dey yarn opata.

Iranu abasha

Only if you know say you no fit reach where I dey, even as you old pass me, you won't be selling yourself short on nairaland.

helinues:
No be your hommies you dey yarn to, write pidgin wey all Nigerians fit relate to.

Make una dey make una pidgin writing standard

Helinues, no insult me..😂!

I no be your mate for anything for this life! Na you be the first nairalander wey I dey cut warning.

helinues:
Even with pidgin, still hard to comprehend

Why not write in your native language

Belle dey fear, na im the belle still stand in front of others?

Olawade24:
For real bro. Hope this not a made up story. May God heal the bereaved.

Made-up story? If you know me well enough on nairaland, you'll know I don't waste words.

She's my Jahi neighbour in Abuja. They're all from Edo state. Her husband and son were kidnapped just at Abaji, on their way back from Edo state. Her church has only been sending prayer warriors and they've spent the last 3 days praying. Weird part is, the building currently housing the church belongs to the man who's been kidnapped. That was his own contribution to the "Kingdom of god". He only takes meagre rents from the church. Now this same church can't even come through for this woman.

As at yesterday, she's been able to raise 8 million naira and has spent the entire night praying and crying. Husband and first son are in the hands of kidnappers. The whole compound is gloomy, cause she's a very nice woman, alongside her husband. Hausa neighbours here are even the ones championing her course. The car she sold wasn't worth more than 3 million by my evaluation, but the Hausa man who bought it paid 3.8 million for it, when the woman was not even expecting to get 2.5 million for it.

She's an entire picture of misery!

Thank god!

Ten Hag can finally drop the idiot from our starting line-up.

Haba!

My next door neighbour is still scrambling to raise 15 million naira to buy freedom for her husband and son who were kidnapped along Abaji about 3 days ago, on their way back to Abuja from Edo State.

The weird part is how the Nigerian Police has been very unbothered despite this lady's consistent visits to their offices. She's rather on the verge of selling their home, having already sold their car.

And somehow, we're supposed to believe we're a Nation with a functional government.

You people should be summarising these things. We no longer have the patience for lengthy reads, if it has to do with the Nigerian government.

Dubetex96:
Renewed shege no get mate

No fuel
No food
No light
No water

TINUBU is telling us to suffer more and more in order to enjoy for future reaping.

Nigerians have suffered from the ineptitude of our evil politicians

They keep promising us heaven and earth without delivering

I weep for our future generations to come

That's how our fathers weeped for us, their future generations, while they sat back and allowed their mates plunder the country to her current kneeling position.

Now we're weeping for our own future generations while old men are still pillaging our country even while she kneels.

I pray I do enough to be able to respond when my children get to ask me what part I played while Nigeria died slowly.

Na mumu dey join Nigerian Police!

Na the time travel make me open the thread.

I wan understand how 194 billion naira wan manage be big money for government eye in the future, when one Accountant General can steal it in one heist today.

olisaEze:
Omoh no space to imagine anything political again, storage space has been taken up by more educational things like 'stepson & sleeping stepmother! Only legends can relate.

Werey.. !
You no add teacher and stubborn student?

Somebody should please summarise that write-up.

IconicR:
Knew what?
Please all of you should be clear with your statement
Igboro ti Daru

😂.
Please, find someone else to hound with your craziness this morning. Abi you want to beat me bayi?

MrsTwrite:
See their faces, evil men! I know for sure that they have been bribed.

For their own sakes, I sincerely hope not.

Lol.
If only they knew.

IconicR:
Please park well jare, tomorrow is judgement and we will fight dirty with you all obidients
Oooooh where is that playmaker14 and zonefree
Moderators should be calming down on this ban, it's normal to fight in Nigeria politics

Who's fighting with you? Go right ahead and stew in your dance of shamelessness please. Don't let me rain on your parade.

IconicR:
May we never experience Obi again
Having a loser like him is a great threat to national peace.
Losing an election means war to him and his supporters.
May Obi never happen to any country iseeeee
Soludo is the only man fit to contest a presidential election from Anambra
Please don't quote me, I'm emotional about my dislike for Obi 😭

You woke up by 5am to lament about Peter Obi as if he's the only one in court over Tinubu's fraudulent mandate.
Rose, are you sure you don't want to be seeing a psychiatrist? Something seems to be fundamentally wrong with you.

Tzar:
A clearly partisan and biased NLC will never get the support of reasonable Nigerians!

But they're already getting the support of reasonable Nigerians.

Everyday with its own problems.

Combinatorics

Lordsinger:
So everyone understands Mantissa ??

😂😂.

I particularly remember this "Mantissa" cause we used it as a nickname for our replacement teacher who started us on the topic. The way he always called the mantissa word with emphasis, made the class amusing.

We called him mantissa to the point one of the regular classroom "back benchers", called the man the name to his face. The outcome was not funny.

Samantha124:
I am.

Samantha stand up, let's see your soweto bumbum!

1Sharon:
Bs. You Men will stare at any woman.

I've seen Men ogle women in burkas and hijabs.

Like I said before, if you had any idea what she looked like from behind, you will not be checking her out.

😂.
Very amusing how you women always believe every man just has to look at you when you walk by.

Personally, I like a chubby woman who's immensely "endowed". I like to feel tender flesh when I hold my woman in bed. So if you don't even meet up the "chubby" criterion, nothing go concern me with your yansh. If you like, pass 15 times, I won't even notice.

It's the same with most men out there. We un-dress women with out eyes, only when they meet our specifications at first glance.