₦airaland Forum

MadamExcellency:
Stop lying. 85% of Southeasterners support the Sit-at-home initially but as of today, 75% of Southeasterners still support sit-at-home until Nnamdi Kanu is released.

99% of civil and public servants
70% of traders
75% of artisans
55% of jobbers
50% of politicians
99% of housewives
90% of Rural dwellers
70% of City dwellers

NBS

Quoting bogus and unfounded statistics in your bid to sound informed on an issue is bare-faced deception. And the very fact you attached a claim that this is coming from NBS is enough to land you in one cold room where you'll be grilled profusely for smearing the image of a reputable government agency with falsified data.

The Nigerian Bureau of Statistics does not have this nonsense you just pasted here anywhere on their official site.

GanagiBitrus:
Like all Polithiefcians, you are working for your pocket.

Oga relax.

We're allowed to have reservations about our politicians, yes. But it shouldn't be a yardstick for us to ignore the sanctity of facts and reason. At least we can all agree that David Umahi did well as a governor in Ebonyi state. Best we can hope is for him to keep up the efficiency at the federal level.

According to protagonists of the ruling party, we all have no reasons to complain because Tinubu met a rotten economy and would need time to fix it.

Now that they have finally repented from heaping the blames of their party's failure on PDP's 16years of governance, and realising that blaming Buhari would be tantamount to exposing their lack of proper judgement and repulsive display of idiocy, they have graduated to blaming us the masses, for being impatient, impertinent and insufferable, claiming that Tinubu has the midas touch but in the same vein, making a case that 2 months are not enough for the man to have made at least one sound policy with an immediate positive effect to alleviate the sufferings of the people.

Nigeria's problems transcends the insensitivity and corruption of the ruling class. Our failings are embodied in the mindsets of the tribalistic minority, the odious rhetorics and actions of the religious extremists and the intolerable nuances of the gullible lot.

A nation with a thick-headed citizenry can best be administered by the firm grasp of brutal faces like those of Sani Abacha and Chief Olusegun Obasanjo.

fuckJones:
so it's only
lawyer and politicain that know electoral act ?

You said it, not me.

I'm just bemused at the certainty with which you authoritatively pronounced that Abia is returning to PDP. You've obviously assumed the roles of prosecution and Judge on the matter.

Besides, it's no news that you have always been a strong antagonist to anything Peter Obi and Labour Party. So one can comfortably argue that this your take is predicated more on emotions than sound logic.

fuckJones:
May 4 - Alex Otti picks APC Guber form
May 26 - Alex Otti dumps APC
May 27 - Alex Otti joins Labour Party
June 9 - Alex Otti becomes Labour candidate

Sadly, the law do not care about emotions.

This is serious and a big problem for Mr Alex Otti, I think he's not gonna escape from this.

This is you presuming to know the electoral act more than the politicians and their lawyers.

Simon Ekpa has gone rogue.

I honestly don't envy the Igbos right now.

A Press release coming from the office of the Senate President cannot differentiate between "breath" as a noun and "breathe" as a verb.

Yet these are the same clowns in whose hands the fates of over 230million Nigerians have been committed.

Even the entire body of the write-up is laced with arrogance, thereby carrying nothing resembling a remorseful apology.

Quite shameful!

Skyview01:
Jona E self na Otuboloko!

Jona is too nice and peaceful. Na the olotu follow add for the "see finish" wey other animals carry dey meet us now.

AllenSpencer:
Online warlord!

Doers dont make noise!

Well, we weren't making the noise until you schmucks began to feel you can be the loudest in the hood.

LOVEGINO:
abeg u get d loan app. I need run am also

You wan follow use Police number collect gbese?

When he was looting, he was smiling. Now give account, he has turned to Ayo Fayose.

Even in retirement, the Daura cattle rearer is still expressing shock.. .

Buhari should be used as an insulator in a physics laboratory to test the shock strength and capacity of electrical components.

Wayward failure!

swaggerjack:
He appointed people to dismember the carcass of what is left of the fantastically corrupt failed state.

It's indeed a crying shame!

Illegitimate President warning soldiers of another country to desist from illegitimacy..

City boy ti lu le!

MadamExcellency:
He was just Goodluck Jonathan's Nairaland representative. A noisy, Igbo hater and a core Ijaw bigot.

I have a particular dislike for the human being.

Always trying to give off the impression that he's more intelligent, informed and opinionated than others. With his adulterated and often disjointed analyses.

Sainttops:
Did he apologized or felt remorseful even after deletion. Infinix might got boycotted and so might be for other brands with his face.

Be there talking nonsense with your rotten English.

Ode ni eh!

How this fellow ended up in Goodluck Jonathan's cabinet is still a mystery to a lot of Nigerians.

Very dumb fvcker!

IconicR:
This skit people should know their boundaries please, they should stop behaving anyhow like their skit master Peter Obi. I'll never forgive Peter Obi for having the guts to challenge Asiwaju in court. I'll only let go when he apologizes and withdraw from the court and finally congratulates Asiwaju.

You mostly make comments like someone who had her education in the gutters of mushin. Nigeria is a free society and every citizen is at liberty to express their rights within the ambits of the law.

Don't wake up and seek to put restrictions and control on people because their actions and inactions offend your sanctimonious sensibilities. The Nigerian constitution was not written in your father's sitting room!

NOETHNICITY:
That is why you are not a star, but a poverty stricken man living a f..cking hell hole village.
The most important thing to a cele is ‘fans’. No celebrity who truly wants to remain same will deliberately take steps offend a certain demography of their fan base.
So the best thing Davido can do is maintain silence.
Although I know this is too complex for you to understand.
However that being said, it’s time the northern Muslims stopped over flogging this issue

Shut your fermented and oozing cake-hole!

You who's intelligent enough to exhibit the traits of stardom, how rich is your father? You think your miserable existence can be fine-tuned with your fanciful delusions of grandeur?

There's no celebrity today who gives two fvcks about impressing the northern fanbase cause they have nothing to offer. Even the one musician the region had who was singing with a torchlight and one miserable looking skullcap, fizzled into total irrelevance and never made more than 5million naira in his entire music career.

If not for the South, M.I abaga and his brother will both still be in Jos, selling ginger in the morning and performing their acts in village drinking spots where dog meat is sold in the evening.

The impoverished North should be worshipping the enlightened and prosperous South for showing them the light. And you should return to school so you can get a proper education as to the usage of proper spacing and punctuations when conversing in a public space.

Goat!!

Frontend:
Oga I repeat go and sit down you are making noise the only strong and formidable ethnic group in the south is the Igbos they can fight the whole Nigeria but your ethnic group who knows them

Lol.

This one is an idiot with a very poor knowledge of history. Carry your kuli-kuli stained brain and go and find out the reason the Igbos were able to mount a 3year long resistance during the civil war.

If that one no do you, bring your lanky and loose-hanging shoulders to the South South and come find out how we treat cows like you.

ChrisblaOffurum:
Guy you done finish Dem, you be grandmaster

Guy, no carry me go where I no know o !

Lisaint:
Or maybe the numbers were Recycled
And the former user use it to obtain loan

Circumstances like this have actually been talked about, hence the possibility. A good number of Nigerians have resorted to abandoning the phone lines they used in taking loans only for the numbers to be recycled and sold to other users.

Funny enough, even after that long a period of time, the loan companies still see the need to keep reaching out to the defaulting lines. And woe betide you if you innocently bought a Sim whose previous owner was a debtor to loan apps..

Elate28:
BoldBrainz

You use your number to apply for the loan and that's where you receive the OTP.

Then you're asked to provide two security numbers, just so the loan company can know who to reach in case you default or they're unable to reach you directly.

Na the security numbers na im Nigerians dey carry Nigerian Police numbers put inside so..

It could be also happen, whereby the loan apps export/extract contact while one was busy clicking allow camera, location, contact etc

True enough, the loan companies access your phone book, but upon loan default, they first contact your security numbers or guarantors before going ahead to reach other numbers in your contact list.

Davido is fine and safe.

Who get mind and access to touch am, na there we go divide the country finally.

Omoh!!

Frontend:
Oga go and sit down na mouth you dey make

Oya na! Make una carry una foolishness cross boundary come. Una own no dey hard. Your two by two shops where you sample your trinkets will easily go up in flames. The ones who'll survive will only be lucky enough to salvage their mats and kettles.

There are hausa and fulani settlements in all states down South South, and them humble pass woman wey man dey train for school. They know what's up.

You don't need to be reminded how Peter Obi bundled El-rufai like a used rug into a vehicle and deported him from Anambra back to Kaduna.

Angelfrost:
These people think so highly of themselves... The gall of it all!

It's not their fault... Every act of murder and evil perpetuated by these fools in this backward nation always gets swept under the rug. This is what makes them bolder every day.

It is the temerity for me baba!

These fvcktards think because they have their muslim brothers as President and VP, it becomes a leeway to rub their excesses in our faces. Because you're overly sensitive to your religion, the rest of us should cower under our sheets whenever you cough?

The next Nigerian civil war is going to be predicated upon the religious excesses of these impoverished abokis. Make them dey play!

Mickey448:
I don’t know who you are truly, but you are a well breed of the south we don’t joke, we don’t play if you say you rugged reach like that make them come try their self for here make them see things fall apart, you think is by noise Muslim this Muslim that nonsense.
Since then born una una don her b4 say person break prison for this naija successfully…? Na south-south run am ask Burna boy make e explain better.

Imagine the balls on that uncircumcised cattle-rearing, kunu-guzzling, gworo-chewing, brown-teethed impoverished illiterate!

Bastard be telling me "Timaya go collect". That is, you'll spill the blood of a legit son of the South South and think we'll throw our hands in the air and lament to the government out of despair? Hundreds of abokis will be wiped out in just two days and you won't even find their bodies to bury.

To an extent I don't blame these Northern muslims. Na Yoruba people dey cause all this nonsense. If they were not such sell-outs, adopting an alien religion and allowing northerners undeserved liberties in the South, we wouldn't have to be swallowing all of these insults. Where you wan hear "Igbo-muslim" or "Ijaw-muslim" or "Efik-muslim", etc?

Na Yorubas just dey cause us all this see finish .

Just imagine !

Same man who is touted to be a spotter of talents, ended up appointing someone who has been barred from holding political office for a decade.

E no shock me bayi! The man himself is a convicted drug lord with a plea bargain.

IconicR:
Has Davido apologized? They even demanded for the apology and he's feeling too big to do so. In the elrufai saga, even Muslims condemned it kos they recognize Jesus, Yeshua, Isah(in Islam) . Live and let live, don't tell people how to practice their religion and respect the boundaries. I still stand by my first statement

Davido is too big to apologise to illiterates and terrorists. Take that message to your next Friday's mosque gathering.

ALMUSTAQIM:
I sincerely appeal to DAVIDO to publicly apologize in a short video to be widely circulated.

Please, please, please for the sake of your fans and you know you are a Celebrity

God bless Nigeria

It's like you want to be unfortunate in this life!

Go and tell your clan head or the Imam of your mosque to apologise on Davido's behalf.

Oponu!

tsdarkside:
i tell you....
davido could loose that contract with infinix for this mistake....

Davido won't lose any contract!

How many android phones aboki dey buy wey go make Infinix shake because they might boycott their products? All the abokis in the Northern States put together don't possess android phones that will measure up to the number of android devices in Asaba alone.

They should getawt !!