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CoolUsername:
Sometime in 2032, I'll fill up a bunch d blow-up dolls with helium and let them free. Then I'll buy second-hand clothes and scatter them all over the place to mess with people.

Who am I kidding? I'll be too mature for such pranks by that time... Or will I?

Bro's, you gave me a great idea. I'll probably do it next week.

dabriggs:
Well quite frankly I cant wait.

The sooner the better. Especially for my dear country.

Lol. . .At least you are honest. This is what most people don't understand. Poverty makes people very religious. I bet if you were living in switzerland or canada you won't even remember what the end of the world means.

Richy4:
hmmm!!!!! and it's an international Airport. not even domestic. the statement would have been ok maybe if this happened on domestic terminal... Not international Airport..

This is a big slap to Countries that has international airport when this one is been referred to as international....

International, local, or domestic; it is NOT ok in any structure.

anonimi:
When was the last time you renovated your house, office, church, mosque etc?
Why should the government that REPRSENTS all of us be different from the values of each one of us?
Why

In summary, the Nigerian mentality is completely and totally phucked up.

priscaoge:
I see no sense in that statement. That's a very big slap on Nigeria's face. That's very embarrassing mbok Using a Ladder to board an aircraft?

Our collective responsibility to pray for our dear state?

The question is why isn't anyone fired yet? People in Nigeria wonder why the outside world think we are monkeys. This is the reason. I thought i'd seen it all. I guess i was wrong.

Daminaj2:
Yes. but calling it a cheap spade might be a problem.

Then i'll call a spade a cheap spade. If it is.

Daminaj2:
I aint one of those. but then who are you or we to call them morons.
I dont know about you but i dont go about spreading negative vibes

Cheers! Do have a great evening.

I don't see a problem in calling a spade a spade.

Daminaj2:
Thanks for calling me a MUMU
the thread made front page before i had the time to edit and add the S
if that makes me a mumu to you thanks.

I hope you find peace or at least grow up.
Internet rudeness is for children... i would rather be a mumu than an uncouth internet thug

Don't mind me jare. But there are too many m.orons posting ridiculous headlines and topics here. It's so bad that i often wonder if they went to school or if there is a MOD here.. Anyway, you'll think long and hard before posting anything next time. Lack of time is not an excuse. You have all the time in the world. Or is there a prize for how fast you post stuff?

JeffreyJamez:
so we that are here are not.......normal?

Kind of. The harsh living conditions in Nigeria has completely messed up the mentality of it's populace. People in Nigeria think asss backwards. Nothing makes sense. What is common practice in more organised societies is not in Nigeria. It is scary.

Daminaj2:
How sweet of Mrs Idibia. She took these kids who has never been to the cimena out for a movie.

She wrote

Today was very exciting n yet emotional for me.. These kids have never been to the cinema or watch a movie on a very big screen,so when @orphanscorp called and told me about their idea , I totally fell for it! It was different,it something I never tot of.. It was quite exposing n educating for them,they were excited! We should never take the grace of God in our lives for granted! All these kids do not know d love of a father or mother! Or what it feels like to have a parent take u out, run after you, check on u every min,they feel alone most times from a very tender age.. Being so close to them today got me thinking..... #showLove #giveLove


https://www.instagram.com/p/_e1xbJAMel/?taken-by=annieidibia1

OP you mumu oooo. You go school at all? you read your headline before you post am? So e make sense to you. Ok. I go de bug una till una get sense. Na wah for una. I even think say na one pikin e take go come open thread see more than one dozen.

JeffreyJamez:
and the 120million living here are what?...fools?

He is not saying that. He is giving reasons why Nigeria is not conducive for a normal human being. Disagree all you want, but he has valid points. Better the lives of Nigerians and people will stay. Have you ever seen or heard of an "illegal American or british" immigrant?

Nairapeople:
Multi-millionaire blogger, Linda Ikeji is in a battle with the Lagos Inland Revenue Service over an alleged tax evasion and it is authoritative.
It was gathered that all attempts to track down the blogger started about a month ago when the agency got information that the blogger has not been remitting necessary taxes to the state government but all attempts by the service were said to have been
frustrated.
A source informed that at a time she was to be served a notice of tax assessment, her father who was to receive the letter allegedly declined to do so saying she could not receive such a notice on behalf of Linda.
On the second occasion, the delivery man was turned back on the excuse that no individual known as Linda Ikeji was resident at the address traced to her business.
The agency however got their way last week as she was said to have been served at her new mansion in highbrow Banana Island while the inland revenue equally made a video and photo evidences to support the service.
A very reliable source at the tax office informed News of the People that checks conducted on the blogger revealed that she had only paid (N4,000) four thousand naira ever as tax to the state government.
At the moment LIRS is said to be requesting for her tax assessment of personal income with a caveat that failure to do so may compel them to proceed to court for a criminal proceedings.
A particular issue raised by a source was the withholding tax ought to have been paid to the state government on the 600 million naira property she recently acquired which may amount to about 30 million naira only.
It was hinted that if the blogger refuses to respond to the request of the inland revenue, the agency shall be forced to drag her to court to face the music.
When the blogger was contacted on the issue by this medium, she neither responded non acknowledged the message sent to her.

http://www.newsofthepeople-ng.com/blogger-linda-ikeji-in-trouble-with-lirs/

And this ladies and gentlemen is the reason why Nigerian's need to understand and accept taxation. Taxation is not just a means of generating revenue, it is also a means to curb corruption and excesses. During election campaigns In normal societies, a candidate would itemize his plans for the country and the first question would be "how are you going to fund your plans?". He/she would be prepared and lay out plans based on revenue generated from taxes. NOT OIL. In Nigeria, plans are based on the HOPE that the price of oil will be HIGH enough to fund all developmental projects. Most people don't know that America limits their oil exploration to the bearest minimum. Apart from their environmental concerns, they don't depend on oil for generating revenue. 80 percent of their budget depends on taxation. Nigerians need to think about this. America has oil, they could get more, but they prefer to use taxation as a stable means of generating revenue. Why is that? For most Nigerian's who are confused as to why other NORMAL societies pay tax. I will attempt to break it down for you. You are born, have access to quality education, graduate and land a perfect job. You buy a house, car, and get married. You go to bed at night and sleep comfortably with the knowledge that you can count on the police being there for you if you need them. You are almost sure of tomorrow. This is why you pay tax. You pay to get all these things and you pay to maintain them. Even if you don't live in America as an American or resident, you still have to file a tax return. Why? Because the American system rightly wants you to pay for the opportunity it creates for you to have a "CHOICE" of prospering in another country. I know some Nigerians will say that the country is too corrupt to maintain a quality taxation system. Well, they are wrong. Taxation helps to curb corruption and excesses. When you file your returns, if there is a discrepancy in your earned income and your style of living, the IRS will come after you with everything they have. Taxation exposes how you truly live. You can't hide from it. Linda is a bonafide idiot. Showing off like that on social media. Pleas come and do that shiit over here. If you do, expect an IRS audit the next day. Ask 50 cent. Nigerians need to change their phucked up mentality and understand this.

yusaze:
We present to you all the baby mamas of Wizkid, Olamide and Davido…… Who has the hottest baby mama, Check the photos and comment below:

1. Wizkid’s Baby Mama

2. Davido’s Baby Mama

3. Olamide’s Baby Mama



http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/who-has-hottest-baby-mama-wizkid-olamide-davido.html

You mean "who has the hottest cripple? This posing sef.

Emyemyberry:
Ever since d dullard took over

badnews everyday

mr integrity my arse

my corruption fighter my foot

i continue to pity those who still think buhari is what he claims to be

buhari case with our economy is a hopeless one

even with clues from the opposition.

The last recession in America took one and half years to stop before there was a turn around. At one time in their history, it took four years to stop one. It took quality leadership to make that happen. Nigeria has been in a recession since independence, so, blaming buhari is nonsensical. If you say that is not accurate, then point to a period in Nigeria's history when we were not in a recession. Oil was discovered in Nigeria in 1956 and we have been dependent on it ever since. When a whole country's source of income is solely based on one source of revenue and lately, the recovery of looted funds, then that country does not deserve to exist. Nigerian's have no grasp of it's history which is why we blame whoever is in charge at that point in time. Also, amnesia reigns supreme. They forget too quickly. Obasanjo did more damage to this country than any other President in our history, but for some reason people can't see it. Nigerians, i hail una.

missKiffy:
Nigerians sha, i dont know the rationale of blaming a businessman for all these, just because he's rich, if he chooses to repair anything it should be of his own free will and not cos some pple think he should

Well said.

“Look at how poorly developed our town is. The state government has left this place to waste because we have no king to fight for us and because the governor Amosun is an Egba man and we are Ijebu people who didn’t vote for him in elections. But what about our own sons and daughters who’ve prospered all over Nigeria? They too have clearly neglected us, including Mike Adenuga.”




Can you imagine? He is saying because they don't have a king, this is the reason they are underdeveloped. A king. Really? This should not be in a sentence at all. You have to marvel at the way Nigerians think. A king. And he has the nerve to blame a business man as well. My question is, what about the elected officials they voted for to make their lives better? Nigerian's have the most phucked up mentality in existence today. What a country.

EUROBOMBER:
Democracy can only survive when there is viable opposition to the government in power. Since the APC won the last presidential elections and Buhari took over as president of this country, two men have taken the burden of opposition upon themselves and I think this is commendable.

Every body cannot be shouting "Sai Baba" and pretending as though Buhari is another god that fell down from heaven. people should be able to tell Buhari the truth and say the hard facts no matter how it hurts.

Femi Fani Kayode & Ayo Fayose are two Yoruba men that history will remember. These men have decided to set themselves apart to ensure that the opposition stands. They might not be perfect men but I think they are doing a good job worthy of commendation.

Ladies & gentlemen I present Femi Fani kayode & Ayodele Fayose.

The only reason you would think these two are leaders is because you don't know what quality leadership is. And this is because you haven't experienced it. You are not alone. Most Nigerians haven't.

Atmmachine:
Do you know why people keep committing crimes in Nigeria ??
Nigeria is a third world country.

In America, the guys who did this will be caught in just few days.
The corpses will be swabbed and sperm will be collected, finger prints will be lifted from the victims body.

As you can see in the pictures, No policeman was present on the scene, No pathologist is on the scene, no autopsy will be done.
The killers won't be caught and they will carry on with the killing.

Most people will say it's because we are black but Ghanaians are black too now. Why are they so different from us? I have been to a lot of countries and the only two countries I can compare Nigeria to is iraq and Afghanistan. There is this sense of unpredictability that is common in all three countries. They are tribalistic as phuck, corrupt as hell, violent as a muthafucker and pretty much nothing works. You might be strolling one minute and the next you'll be witnessing jungle justice. Damn, the similarities really just occurred to me.

osedvgirl:
It is acceptable cos its better than risking their lives

Yeah, I agree with you. Dehumanizing and treating people like animals is the best way to rehabilitate them. People in America and Europe need to learn from us.

viktor01:
And somebody will still think that these are not end times.
Make una repent o.....

It is only end time in Nigeria. I promise you it is bliss and tranquillity in normal societies. Not saying they don't have issues, but they have predictable and solvable issues. Why? Their mentality is straight forward and organised. Plus, most of them don't even believe in God and yet they prosper.what does that tell you?

Odunharry:
Do you think going through your partner's phone once a while is right and can you allow your partner go through yours??

As for me , use to hate the habit though I don't have problem with anyone going through my phone until I discovered something years back..

My opinion is simple, Check if you want to check especially if you feeling suspicious or you getting less affection and time from ur partner.

Only people who have something to hide will not allow you check and I don't see what's there to hide form my partner except I have an ulterior motive

why I think it's right if you want to is simple..
It can save from cheating partner, deceitful relationship, heartbreak, disease, forced pregnancy etc etc

CAVEAT Be prepared and be strong to take or face anything you see..

If married, it should not be an issue. Unless one has something to hide.

ctsar:
you too dey watch action film...

No. I de see am all the time. I don use some sef. You no go fit understand. Na where you de go determine wetin you know.

chynie:
why is this guy not in jail yet

Good question.

blaise26abj:
Are u kidding me? In a place where BH boys can attack? NA should move around with water canons, tear gas and rubber bullets? Like seriously? I tire for the way people reason o. I watched a documentary about the massacre of South African miners and they displayed a similar suicidal approach to the security operatives . They opened fire on dem like kilode.

If someone approaches you with a sharpened pencil menacingly and u have a gun, will u wait till he stabs your neck before you defend yourself? Try to reason am well well o

I get it now. The solution would be to kill every and anything in sight. Just to be safe. Nigerians really do not value life. In iraq, the insurgents would shoot at us and then run and hide among non combatants. Immediately we had to stop. If you didn't, and you shoot anyone without a weapon, you'll be spending the next ten years at leavenworth. Also, the more non combatants you kill, the more terrorist you create. Makes sense doesn't it?

TunezMediaBlog:
DJ Cuppy, the daughter of oil Billionaire, Femi Otedola’s, showed off the exotic range of cars in their garage in Lagos.

''So Glad To Be Back Home In Lagos! More So... Mummy Is Back With Bubbles! #CuppyOnAMission #Lagos''


https://www.instagram.com/p/_WHJZXLSlJ/?taken-by=cuppymusic

I go de bug una till una get sense. OP na wah for una. You read you topic at all? So, e make sense to you. Ok.

kejes10:
Nigeria army were really patient don't know why we always allow region to blinds our sense of reasons. R. I.P to the dead

Water Canon. ...tear gas.....rubber bullets.......could also have been used.

Hundreddegrees:
I dnt even know why this present administration is so obsessed with 'hunting' past administrations




I personally think he should focus on his government and help the people move forward

Please tell me you are joking.

koxyz:
They go outside,they excel but within their own country they are helpless. Something must be wrong with Nigeria.

Nigeria has a mentality problem. This is the issue.

Ngalaba1:
Everything is possible in this country. Besides, where did Linda ikeji make the money to buy her house in banana island? Her blog adverts If I hear.

Ever heard of mortgage?

Kezino:
Protest is now becoming a norm in this country...is this technique of expressing our grievance really working for us or against us?

It is because you are a Nigerian that is why it is strange to you. In a normal society it is the standard.

PhockPhockMan:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/zaria-shiites-ground-kaduna-protest-release-of-leader-el-zakzaky/

OP you mumu ooooo. I go de bug una till una get sense. You read your headline at all? You sure say you go school? You are basically saying El Zakzaky has been released and his followers are protesting his release. Na wah for una.

lastpage:
People like you are innately corrupt and will say and do anything, .....to justify corrupt practices.
You are the one that cited the example of MTN and when called out on it, like a slippery eel that you are, you have now shifted to another silly example of landlords!

Thieves always think they are "wise", .....until they are caught only to then blame it on the devil!
Your logic is as smart as that of Bafarawa who uses "paying for Spiritual marabouts", to justify his own share of the loot!

Its not enough to claim you have a brain, its useless if it is stuck between your legs.

Like you'all said it is "witch-hunting" when Dasuki was initially arrested, TIME and INVESTIGATION will expose this one as well.
We live in an era where it i snot that easy to hide loots!


Lastpage!

Your problem is you are so used to jungle justice the thought of evidence is alien to your phucked mentality. Only a whisper of accusation is enough to burn anyone at the stake. It's not your fault. It's how you were brought up. You don't know any better. I kinda feel sorry for you 'cause you don't know how messed up that is. And to think that there are millions of people like you in Nigeria who think like that. Damn.