₦airaland Forum

It's always darkest before the dawn
Dont be discouraged just carry on
HE will not forget you
The sun will break through....

Not again

Lol. She opened to psalm 23...the lord is my shepherd

God forbid

DopeDrugDealer:
You will meet untimely death soon

Lol. I am a child of destiny. I must fufil purpose

Eulalia:
The Nigerian stock Exchange experienced a bearish market that affected the globe. Banks bore the most brunt of that crash that up till now most banks have not yet recoverd from it. As in... There was mass retrenchment in the banking sector that year; investment too. I was in investment then. Investment Houses folded up massively.

YOU TALK LIKE A PROF. DO U TRADE FOREX?

Aystarz:
Many teachers won't return to their desks the same persons when CoronaVirua is done with the world.

Hmmmm...this is deep

Everybody they say make school no reopen ( though I understand) but hav u thought of thousands of teachers that have not been paid march and April salary and they are not sure of any salary till resumption. Chai! U see eeh teachers reword dey heaven truely.

Businext:
Who
Tell us
Mention His name

If you hide Him before men, He will hide y...

#CompleteTalk

Who else na? God oo

DopeDrugDealer:
As the country is now, please guys do anything to survive, carry gun if you fit

Them go first come your house.

Many things about tomorrow
I don't seem to understand
But I know who holds tomorrow
And I know he holds my hands.

Virgins plenty for deeperlife sincerely.

Which can wahala be this

What I hold tenaciously is this believe:'whatever the mind believe he can achieve'. This period should not create fear it should make one stamd strong because when a man stands his obstacles sit.

So we wey be teachers wetin una want make we do? Make gov remember say we teachers get family so when d lockdown is over we teachers go continue d lockdown. Make una also remember say we teacher start this lockdown before any other profession

My daughter of two years don't even allow me cuddle my wife. My daughter will rush to separate us and say 'mummy leave daddy alone now'. The one that shocked me was when I held my wife in bed, she was sleepingoo..suddenly my daughter used force to fling my hand away (she was one then) then went back to sleep imediately. Sincerely I respected her decision that night. She is a jealous type.

Hmmmm....hope my job os safe

Hmmmm....Nigerians should brace up for exta extention. Me wey dey enter bike before, now I dey comfortably trek. The place way far for my eye before, is now very close. Do whatever u can to conserve the money u have.

eaglez:
bro this your story eh, well kindly tell the husband of the woman to tell the nurse to quarantine herself, they have similar signs, please let us not joke with this virus thing. IT IS REAL. Am pleading to all on this platform corona virus is REAL O.

All i am saying is most of these people dont have the virus. Na malaria them get

playapayaski:
You have no idea how much d federal govt is loosing daily do u? The aid n monies they would get is nothing compared to what they loosing in this lockdown.. Economy is crashing oil n shit, so how much dem wan thief now, dem nor get access to thief b4.. This is nigeria bro

Nigeria is largely dependent on other countries. Since those countries are on lockdown. Nigeria no get option but to lockdown too

12inchess:
All these people here saying the virus is not real, I bet you, if you tell anyone of them to walk with you into an isolation center they will take to their heels. They are similar to Nigerian pastors that can perform miracle on the TV but cannot go into Coronavirus isolation center in Yaba and perform miracle there.

Since the pastors can't perform miracles let the imams do.

I LADY JUST TOLD ME OF HER NEIGHBOUR WHO WAS SICK. THE NURSE CAME AND TOLD HER SHE HAD SYMPTOMS OF MALARIA AND TYPHOD. THE HUSBAND DID NOT HAVE CASH AT ALL FOR THE TREATMENT, HE DECIDE TO CALL NDC.... THEY CAME OO, TOOK HER AND TOLD HER SHE HAD COVID, THE WOMAN DID NOT COMPLAIN THEY TREATED HER FOR TWO WEEKS. THEY FEED HER WELL TOOK CARE OF HER. SHE DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK. SHE CAME BACK LOOKING FRESH. NO WONDER CNN NO EVEN THEY CARRY NEWS ABOUT 9JA COVID.

Make them surrender befor una tell us

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

May God forgive you. Bad boy

I no longer sleep at night. We sleep in the afternoon, carry cutlass in the night. Fear dey but courage supersede.

BROTHERS TO BROTHERS SISTERS TO SISTERS
..IT WILL SAVE U A LOT OF HEADACHE

Adejal:
Inalilahi-wa-ina ilaehi rojiun. May Almighty Allah overlook his shortcomings and grant him Janat Fridaus

over look what? what ever u sow.....

WHO HAVE WE OFFENDED? RIGHT NOW EVERY ONE AROUND HERE(LAGOS) IS IN FEAR. THIS IS 1:02AM NO ONE IS ASLEEP HERE BECAUSE OF 1MILLION BOYS. ME WEY NO GET POWER THEY SAY MAKE I COME OUT. PLS CORO GO AWAY

Vulcan24:
yoga, n meditation

olodo

lol. thank u

50% of Lagosians are now beggars plus the existing beggars..... before u know it, it will get to 90% all thanks to COVID.... MAKE THEM ALLOW ME MAKE I GO FIND WORK FOR IMO STATE

Timsilver:
Meditation pose.

hmmmmmmmm

....woke up in the morning..suddenly saw my friend sitting like guru maraji. I was shocked to my bones. well, i didnt ask him a thing till date