You want to date a Nigerian girl and you are not d_igging the h_ell out of her?

The day a real niggar will catch her and d_iggg the d_igging, you are gone for good.

That was how I lost my first babe. Ever since then na me de break relationships.

Make no mistake of keeping your Nigerian girl without t_ouching her. You will regret it.

fk001:
This flat!nos will soon go extinct if care is not taken.

Abi dem swear for dem with drugs ni??

An authentic source told me that Asian countries are now profiling Nigerians by their tribe, they will ask about your tribe if they know you are igbo then your search will be thoroughly different.

I also had my experience in Abuja, my friend asked me to help him pick his luggage in Abuja, after I picked the luggage those NDLEA guys didn't bother to check the bag cos I am wearing kaftan my appearance look like a northerners, but I mistakenly told one of them that is not mine, that it belong to my friend from USA, they asked me his name and told them (obviously an igbo name). One of the NDLEA exclaimed in surprise and they said I should come in that's how they ransacked the back, they even open a sealed chocolate bar asking me to eat it. One of them a Hausa lady telling me in hausa that she truly apologise that igbos are their main suspect when it comes to drugs.

She advised me that I should stop doing that because is risky no matter how I trust the person.

Of course the head slamming bigots working as NDLEA officials will always ransack Igbos or anything that has Igbo connections while they leave their fellow head slamming brothers and sisters unchecked.
That's why you hardly hear that a head slammer is involved in drugs in Nigeria because they always escape checks from their biased people at the Airport.
But in actually sense, the head slammers are more into drugs than the Igbos.

I had 9k of old notes, when many rejected I finally saw one aboki that accepted to take it, I burnt all the money on suya.
If not of Buhari, wetin go make me buy suya of 9k.
The most painful part is that people that ate the suya did not even thank me for they believed they were doing me a favour

Yes nah, each time Nigeria gets it wrong Britain smiles because it's big money for them.
Will there be this rate of migration to UK if Nigeria was good?

Nairaland is a place I visit regularly, mostly because of the comments.
Here, you learn to adapt to the most extreme insult you can ever imagine.

With the way they are roasting Tems on this, she might start wearing like Aryaa star

Na so I enter one chicken republic for food as no buker could accept transfer of #500 food I wanted to buy.
You need to see how the attendant shape her mouth de tell me price of food. The way I take run away eeh. E shock am. She turn to point food for me and then turn back to me, she no see me again.
I go buy 1 gala chop. Their father!

A criminal will not be the president of Nigeria. Never!

Picture or I donbilivit

Tinubu should be arrested

Vote Peter for a better Nigeria

Anything to stop Tinubu from becoming our president is welcome

Buy enough soap and start soapy immediately they start nacking. Connect to moaning of the girl and as such you won't know you are f^cking yourself or better still f^cking soap.

Enjoy

Those sh!ts can die like mumu

The energy of this man can power submarine

Congratulations! You have just been saved from slavery

2.8. I'm really interested

No changes at all. They just rubbed her bleaching cream. That's all.

Once you done nack a girl well, you can always nack her even after marriage.
Everyone should just understand this and have peace.
Those people don't any sense

Bob wey de risk

Jail the two immediately

I pray we don't miss the grace of peter obi being our president. It's an uncommon grace.

If truly election will count this time obi is winning.

Women and wahala be like 5 and 6.

If it were to be naija now, we will wale brimstone

Not my problem. I will be sleeping by then.

This girl sef looks so poor. Look at her phone.
Someone taking care of davido son should at least look neat and rich what is this now.

I'm so annoyed with the death of this little boy that I don't know what I'm saying.

This your woman go show you pepper for uk. I'm sorry for you. When you will see better shege na wen earns more than you there.
I don't know why ladies can't manage things chai!

Madam ugwanyi should wake up

Apparatuses abi apparati

E be like this OP has not seeing someone who de cut him dick.

Gone are the days nairaland is the first with breaking news. Now, you see news here after like 3 days after you must have seen it somewhere else. Make una upgrade oo.