Lies everywhere

It's about to go down

Somebody should burn the brooms already

Afonja and skull mine . My brother is in Ogun God please save his skull

Liers everywhere

Vagina people? I'm not surprise

Bro just relax! With antiretroviral drugs you will do just fine. The drugs are completely free. Just walk up to a government hospital and enroll.
Let me advice you, op, I handle HIV patients as health professional. One thing you should always avoid about HIV drugs is missing the dose. Some are dosed 24hrly while others 12hrly. If you are starting the drug for the first time, you will be placed on first line which is the one you take just one tablet daily. Please and pls make sure you comply completely to this medication. If you fail to comply it will lead to therapeutic failure which means the drugs can handle the virus any longer so you will be switched to 2nd line which involves taking at least two drugs of which you will be taking 1-2tabs of each drug twice daily. So none compliance to first line is bad because it increase your pill burden that's making you take plenty drugs at same time and even twice daily plus other issues. Let me stop here. Met us at the hospital to get full counseling, but be rest assured you will do just fine!

Just retain your job an try to save up. Graduates have no jobs so f**k school.

Can anything good come from Ogun state?

Hank that year. My real niggar.
Reminds me of king of the jungle that year.

Who's the mum who's the comedian

headSmasher:
People are not contending for the Nigerian president, they are contending against Mazi Bola Ahmed Tinubu the chukwu okike abimba of Igbo land, even Igbos are trying to smear him instead of promoting their own worthy candidate.

Oga nobody is trying to smear anybody. They are trying to save poor Nigerians from a looming disaster. For crying out loud, I'm beginning to think that Nigerians deserves what they are getting from these old f**Ls. How can people prefer darkness to light and expect to have a wonderful future. Kai! Too bad we are in this nation with people that reason from their anus.

I think Nigeria is about the igbos. People hardly breath in this country without mentioning the igbos.

Igbos are really great people!

The day the igbos will finally exit this contraption is the very day the country will be very very useless.

The northerners are truly cows. If not for the useless amalgamation, Afghanistan would have been paradise compared to the northern Nigeria. Very backward set of people. God will still punish lord Lugard

Vanity crew over to you.

May the pu**y that will kill us never come our way. Iseeeee

And so f**king what. No one cares

The worst people to advise are women in love. The younger the worse. E go still clear for her eyes

Chai!

There was that good girl that treated you nicely but you left her to marry this slay queen. Now you are enjoying the dividend of your decision, congratulations

There was that man that loved you so much and treated you nicely but you left him for a rascal. Now you are enjoying the dividend of your decision congratulations!

I can relate to how you felt then. It's a terrible thing bro.
I could remember when I was in keffi. Mehnnn, na senior guys de come rob dia oo. The sound of bullet they spray will make you think they are Boko Haram sef. Not once not twice. We hardly sleep every night cos they come almost every night. Chai! It used to very terrible. I was just hoping on when I will finish my mandatory program so I could run for my dear life. I was so luck my house was never attached but they robbed my close neighbours.
I used to keep better money at home then in case they strike finally . Those guys node smile o. On how dem show and you no get anything, your own don finish cos wetin dem go carry Cutlass do your body eeh.

Everything in Nigeria is a problem.
But why won't they be a menace when your government cant provide a good job for them.

Office romance :ov terrible!

A LETTER TO OP
Dear OP, I 've said it countless times. There's nothing like a ladies bestie. If your lady starts keeping a bestie or what looks like one, just know you ve lost her cos it doesn't take much time to bang a lady you are close to and discuss everything with. Remember also, most naija girls don't have sense! Most can't engage in any meaningful gist . The only conversation that get them thrilled is sex related gists. And the more you engage them on this kind of conversion the easier it is to Bleep her. Don't be surprise the gist making your girl laugh out loud that way is nothing but a meaningless sex conversation. Dear Op just Count you losses and move on. Never ever simp! And never ever confront your guy cos that will be the most stupid thing to do. Be a real niggar.

Modified!
Don't also forget to take some alcoh*l and some weeds so as to de alright.
Cheers!

Why una allow the mannequin talk to una why

Why do people go extra mile to appreciate people when they do what they are supposed to do naturally Now, did she appreciate you for constantly giving her gbola? Or you think that one is not sacrifice enough
She was designed to birt kids. The one who designed her is not a f**l. He put everything in place for that purpose. Pregnancy is a natural phenomenon. It's nothing special. The body handles it naturally too. Some people don't even feel different when they get pregnant. They just piss out the child like urine. If you must appreciate, appreciate both

Having said that, congratulations to bros AY and family

When a married man or woman( especially women) says "I have a testimony" just know it's about childlessness.
And the funny thing is no one agrees there could be any biological error or errors caused by people to themselves that could either permanently or temporarily hinder conception. They always start by telling you how the doctor said this or that. Even those that actually know what is wrong with them will be playing victim . How the doctor said there's nothing wrong with them (when they are pointing to one innocent woman as a witch behind it) or how he said they can never have a child ( which the doctor never said, but just to sweeten the story). Same line of story always.
Once I hear that " I have a testimony" , I can always narrate the full story on their behalf without hearing the story . Exactly like the Nollywood movies, hope you Gerrit

Anyways, congratulations to you, our resident NL pastor.

NB: the above comment is for a typical Nigerian believer!

Nigeria should start public execution of this kind of criminals, not just execution but giving them a very painful death. That's the only this crime will stop

If not that the igbos found themselves in a useless amalgamated entity called Nigeria, many people would identified with them but the fear of attaching the name Nigeria is there problem. God punish lord Lugard!

The mod that pushed this to Fp is high on mgburu something