₦airaland Forum

Afonjas don't dispoint

The same way the t'hief will betray all his nairaland m'iscreants

Tinubu m'iscreants will come and m'asturbate on this tread, even the head slamming northerners who the F'ulanis b'utcher in hundreds.

They are always praying for any misfortune in the east to have some relief of everyday m'assacre of own people.

I now of one that always prefers to live in the bush like place. He told me himself that he can't live in the town because of fear. The day he took me to where he is living, I fear. I can't live in such place. Although the house is a standard one with everything inside, but it's right inside the bush. If you come out of the house at night, snake fit bit you. I'm talking about someone that has so much money with many classic cars oo. Omo!
Some times he will look at me tell me he envy me. Ordinary employee like me, wtf He feels almost the same way OP narrated about that guy. Omo, crime no good oo i swear.

40 whole human beings.
Tinubu and Buhari are very happy

If I'm the one buying I must buy the Kia.
What I care about is the aesthetic value of cars. If it doesn't appear pleasing to my eyes then you are wasting your time.
I don't care if the Kia will kill me. I'm buying it over that ancient of days CR-V.

The spell on her is a better d'ick. She is already collecting a good better d'ick. In other words she's already d'ickmatized.
Dont ever allow your wife stay in different place from you. We are all humans and all humans love d'ick and p'ussy.
Do you remember her body movement when you d'ick her? She shows times 10 of it to that stronger and longer d'ick

All kidnappers are deadly but those of northern extraction are d'evil.
Southern ones would have pitied the woman for such a heroic move and spare her life, but no they k_illed her.
I wish they could be s_kinned alive

Keep looking for a virgin, mumu.

It's only p'ussy ass niggars that are looking for virgins to marry. How can i date someone without dicking her till I marry her. Nobi juju be that?
I can never marry a virgin

So non of the siblings could donate kidney to her. The father wanted to harvest another person's child kidney. Now he will enjoy watery beans for 10 years

I learnt how to be a real niggar and never a p'ussy a'ss

Tinubu, Pete Obi and Atiku are all b'astards. Sowore is a t'hief

Tinubu is a b'astard

Nysc was a nightmare to me. I suffered sotey I loose weight.

If you can actually share your d'ick then beg him more.
It's a good thing for your husband though but he knows it's will eventually turn to a badtin for you. Good riddance.

But they won't pay for it. Bunch of hypocrites

Deservedly!

I can bet my left ball that you saw sign of these during courtship but you choose to ignore.
Now, deal with it.

If you really need that car please buy it now before getting married. Else you will be getting the car in next 15years. If you know you know

As much as I acknowledge that our government is ridiculous, I want to also state clearly here that these doctors are also to greedy with so much of entitlement mentality. They want the world from the government because they are doctors and can always go on strike.
These same people will come back to fight any other health profession seeking for a good ground in the health sector.
If you leave these greedy lots, they will want to work alone in the hospital or better still be the only people earning in hospital while others just work.
Spits on their bleeping faces

Sell it

You get luck

Before you forgive her, just think about how the other niggar must have f^cked her so hard that she was crying for more

E fit still be say the guy gbola is bigger and stronger than yours.

There are times she carried the gbola by her hands and slide it into her p_ussy and close her eyes in enjoyment while gripping the bedspread

Rufai is like equity. You must go to him with clean hands or get ready to be disgraced.

The truth is that Nigerian politicians are so scared of Rufai because they are all dirty. And Rufai won't hesitate to tell them to their faces.

It won't take time before you be in a mess.

Nigeria is a terrible nation. People who stole someone's mandate are now making mockery of the same person they stole his mandate.
Too bad

I was deceived into buying one Nigerian used car. From the day I bought it to the day I sold it I had plenty mechanics as friends.
However, I trashed all of them when I sold the car off. They are all criminals. They thought they have seen maga to de chop him money. Every other day i was at the mechanic repairing one thing or the other in the car.
Car that I bought for business took nearly all my money and threw me into depression.
Omo, right now even Nigerian used Biro I can never buy again
That car nearly killed me. My first ever car.
God forbid!

N3TRAL:
Jagaban, why are you underrating your army?

If I didn't worship Tinubu, I for vex with am walahi!

Nobody. I repeat no human person will hit the streets to stop your swearing in and return home in peace. If they attempt, they'll nurse their injuries and deaths in pieces- facts.

Treasonable felony is a crime that is punishable by death. I refer you to sections 40 to 43 of the criminal code. How coup plotters are executed is exactly the consequences you will face in the hands of patriots- facts.
We can help the judiciary dispense justice with everything we have so that the court isn't saturated- facts.

Endsars was citizens against the police. If the sore losers take to the streets with the intention of overthrowing a validly elected and constitutional government, it would be a loud minority vs a silent majority.

Let's face it, it's already established that no one can hit the streets of the South West or Northern Nigeria to start insurrection.

This warning is for my brothers in the South South. It will be brothers against stupid brothers . When you attempt to disrupt traffic, our businesses and career we will disrupt your lives- facts.

The counter protest will be televised- facts.

Putin and Zelensky will be relieved that the media's attention has shifted from them - facts.

Blue 🔵 and yellow 🟡 flag will no longer be profile pictures across the world- facts.

If dem no born una well, make una try am for my ND- facts.

Challenger no go beat defending champion - Facts.

Who is this head s_lamming b_igot?
Slow down before you d_ie like a chicken just like your fellow head s_lamming ballot box s_natching u_rchins.
These a_fonjas are very good in chest beating with mouth, lol, but where action is required, they run like f_ools they are

He should have zero tolerance to any miscreant that will come to terrorize churches

Nigerian politicians avoid Rufai like a plaque.
Rufai is like equity, you must go to him with a clean hand..