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Politics / Re: Soldiers Lament The Killing Of Colleagues In Oji River, Enugu By Unknown Gunmen by Bouncin(m): 11:06am On Oct 11, 2022
The soldier recording is such a coward and not fit to be a soldier. undecided
Family / Re: I Don't Want To Help My Brothers by Bouncin(m): 3:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
I dont want to believe you have the means and yoiu thinking twice about helping them.


Let me tell you. There will be a time you will so love to help them but you cant. Do what you can while you can
Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Of Unknown Gunmen Attack On Army Checkpoint In Ebonyi (Pics, Video) by Bouncin(m): 1:21pm On Sep 30, 2022
Our soldiers ma sef are just zombies. With the great advantage they over this miscreants, the still ran away undecided

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Celebrities / Re: My Son Is A Rockstar- Wizkid Says As His First Son Tife Did Not Pick His Call by Bouncin(m): 12:44pm On Sep 16, 2022
Machalla!

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Bouncin(m): 12:18pm On Sep 01, 2022
Oga de try de control ur gbola undecided
Node blame an innocent person(alcohol) before real niggars swear for you.
Crime / Re: The Yahoo Business And The Future Of Nigerian Youths by Bouncin(m): 2:37pm On Aug 31, 2022
I no read am but I know say Yahoo no go ever stop. Not when you guys are hell bent in installing another manniquine undecided

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Romance / Re: Waiting For Her Boyfriend In A Hotel, Lady Ran Into A Man Who later Married Her by Bouncin(m): 12:52pm On Aug 31, 2022
To even think she didnt tell the whole story shocked. As dirty as this story is, there are still more dirty things she didint mention in the use_less story.

Dont ever trust a h_oe undecided

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Family / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by Bouncin(m): 5:47pm On Aug 24, 2022
Jennyclay:
No, I can't marry someone who earns 100k per month. Why must you enter a marriage to suffer? Can 100k afford you a good house, buy your hair and makeups? Have you even thought of raising children who should be fed, clothed and sent to good schools? Can 100k work these things out? No!

Reject that poor man and his meagre 100k; a better man will locate you. All you have to do is believe and wait for the right man to come.

Exactly what ladies do. Just sit and wait for a rich man to come undecided
I'm glad some do wait for eternity grin
Instead of working to make the millions you want, you want an innocent man to do all the hustle for you to just come and leech on him.
You don't have shishi but too quick to call people broke.

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Asks Twitter To Ban Kemi Olunloyo's Account by Bouncin(m): 2:33pm On Aug 16, 2022
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Replies Atiku Says PDP's Agreement Caused ASUU's Ongoing Strike by Bouncin(m): 8:59am On Aug 16, 2022
APC and blame game are like 5$6
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Nice And Religious Husband For This Ex Neighbour Of Mine? by Bouncin(m): 10:42am On Aug 09, 2022
I'm available, contact me, with pictures
Crime / Re: How Officers, Soldiers Were Ambushed – Unknown Soldier's Voice Note by Bouncin(m): 10:50am On Jul 29, 2022
The audacity that these miscreants will write to their target of their iminent attack and still carry it out to the letters should be very worrisome and disturbing to everyone undecided
Travel / Re: VACATION: Recent AirTrip Pictures to The State Of Maryland by Bouncin(m): 4:39pm On Jul 27, 2022
ajekpaks:
cool

I'm also currently in Maryland...
The one in Enugu
awesome place
I de hear too. Very beautiful place
If you don't mind we fit take some bottles at Treasure point garden. cool
Travel / Re: VACATION: Recent AirTrip Pictures to The State Of Maryland by Bouncin(m): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2022
ProblemChild1:
Keke man iffa land you slap you go drop me here paka paka. sad nice one op. Ride on cool
grin grin
Kee me

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Graduates Working As Canadian Guards Killed, Identified by Bouncin(m): 10:25am On Jul 27, 2022
No place is safe for Nigerian cry

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Romance / Re: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Bouncin(m): 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2022
Op, no waste time sef. I been get one babe then wey be virgin. I con say make I leave am till we marry.I travel go do service for abuja. Anti con de complain say I no de around.
I didnt know say another sharp guy don de give am better gbola for my back. Omo na so I take loose that girl oo. I suspect say that guy gbola nogo be here. E pain me die oo. I con swear.

Now any virgin wey I see, na straight I de tear am. No time.
So OP no be like me undecided

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Investment / Re: What’s The Best Investing Advice You’ve Ever Received? by Bouncin(m): 2:43pm On Jul 20, 2022
Naija dont give room for investment. I de chop my money myself undecided

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by Bouncin(m): 8:17pm On Jul 19, 2022
Na so I de waka with babe one day in the evening. We walked pass some fiecelly looking men with swords. Those boys quickly called us back and started questioning me.
They said they are security men guarding the area and that I was not supposed to be there by that time (almost 8pm)

They told babe to start going while i stay with them. I insisted babe stays with me(cos her family knows I was with her and I wouldn't want a story that touch)

They treating to stab me, I pleaded with them that I'm new in the area and didn't know its late to be there by that time.
After too many talks these guys with hoods and dangerously looking swords decided to let me go. I was very glad within me.

Later the unfortunate babe started saying I was such a coward. That I didnt act like a man. Can you imagine? I was so annoyed and asked her what she had wanted I do.
She said i should have challenged them at least. That it shows I cant die for her. Imagine? undecided

I told her she is mad. That I was not raised to unnecessarily challenge men with swords in such a lonely place.

The b*tch still later cheated on me so I had to dump her sorry a*s after adequate banging. grin

So if i had challenged those guys and they had stabbed me to death, na so that same babe go still de bang big gbola while I chop sand in grave. God forbid grin

Make all guys de use brain oo. No allow any useless vaginarian push you to untimely death. If you die for a vaginarian, one week too tey for her to begin de find biger gbola grin
Crime / Re: Stranded Boat Passengers Cry For Help As Gunmen Kidnap All The Men On Boat by Bouncin(m): 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2022
E no easy for man oo. Dem carry all the men. undecided
Car Talk / Re: Town Service Vs Uber by Bouncin(m): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2022
Op if you have the money go for uber. Agbero will do you shege for town service.

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by Bouncin(m): 10:45am On Jul 05, 2022
Dhatgirl:
I'm not saying there aren't entitled people. My point is, why are y'all quick to assume that was her case? No matter how y'all want to sugarcoat it, if you claim to love someone and you're in the position to assist them you will. This applies to male and female.
If this was your earlier comment I wouldn't have quoted you because now you are 100% correct.

I have no issue with assisting anyone I'm in position to assist, male or female. I just hate it when people use the word stingy, because most times they do so when things do not go their way and that is selfishness!

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by Bouncin(m): 10:01am On Jul 05, 2022
Dhatgirl:
Stinginess has nothing to do with begging. Rest.
Has everything to do with it. Only a begger identifies a stingy person with ease. Little wonder the word "stingy" is often being used by ladies.
Meanwhile, In reality there is nothing like stinginess. That word is used by people with unnecessary entitlement mentality who feel pained that someone else did not give them his/her own hard earned money.
They feel so bitter that you refused to spend your own hard earned money the way they want.

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Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Bouncin(m): 11:28pm On Jul 04, 2022
Be like op no get sense. How can you as a med surg student be envying yahoo boys.
If you know what is good for you just focus on your studies and come out.
Career / Re: I Want To Quit My N2k Job Per Day To Start Riding Keke by Bouncin(m): 11:05pm On Jul 04, 2022
Op keke business is not easy as well but with what you narrated about ur company I would say keke is better. However, old keke will surely trouble you. I pray you are lucky to get a good one. Lastly don't forget to save. Good luck

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Politics / Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by Bouncin(m): 9:30am On Jun 18, 2022
Enugu and I'm highly obedient

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Education / Re: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by Bouncin(m): 11:01am On Jun 17, 2022
BRIGHT180:
Let Bako current age = x
five years ago Bako is x-5

Let Mother current age = y= 35yrs
Five years ago mom's age was 6times son's age
y-5 =6(x-5)
35-5= 6x-30
6x= 60
x=10
I) x = Bako current age= 10
From their current ages mom will ALWAYS be 25 years older than Bako, therefore b = a +25, a and b now variables a for bako age , b for mom's age.

ii) Mom's age for Bako at 5 ,a =5, b=?
b= 5+25 =30

iii) Bako age for mom at 50, b=50, a=?
50 =a +25
a= 50-25 = 25

iv) Mom's age for Bako at birth, a=0 b=?
b = 0+25 = 25

v) age difference= b-a = 25

Just in case your younger one ask for explanation

You are good
Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Jigawa After His Girlfriend Married Another Man by Bouncin(m): 11:05am On Jun 14, 2022
Fedrick100:


I don’t even know how to reduce love,i have tried reducing the love i have for my girlfriend but it’s not working

Tell me how i fit reduce the love

The best way to forget your ex or reduce the love you have for someone is to focus always on her negative attributes. Could be appearance or character.

No matter how good a lady is, either by looks or behavior, she must still have her bad side.

Whenever you want to think about her, always focus on those attributes you dont like about her of which you have been tolerating because of your love for her.

Emphasis in your mind how much you hate or detest such attributes and then fantasize on how you can't wait to meet someone else with those attributes that entice you of which is a direct opposite of what she possesses.

Secondly, stop calling or texting her and focus on building yourself. You may as well avoid seeing her if you live close.

Again , People do things to impress who they love.
Hence forth, don't ever do anything again to impress her, rather do to impress yourself. Infact, you should take pleasure in doing those things she doesn't like. Tell yourself you are the owner of yourself and not her.

Do not discuss her with people that know you both as lovers. Always smartly divert such discussion whenever it arises.

Finally build a relationship with someone else, your spec, but this time go with a stronger mind and little emotion. However, do not be in a haste to replace her, else you might end up with someone she's far better than. This will make you to always want to go back to her.

Always be in charge of your relationship.
As a man, you should be in charge of your relationship, after all, you will contribute 99% of the resources needed to keep the relationship, so why shouldn't you be in charge?

Finally, constantly Remind yourself that you should never be a simp! Say to yourself always, for no reason shall I be I simp.

Practice this and see yourself winning but don't forget to pay your tithe.

Peace!

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Career / Re: Have You Ever Been Insecure About What You Studied In School? by Bouncin(m): 4:36pm On Jun 02, 2022
In as much as what I studied is really paying my bills, I do not feel that great with it. I hardly identify my self with it except when really necessary.
Na those days wey we de school we de carry course for head.
Just make sure you have money. Forget about what you studied. Why you feel bad when asked what you studied is because you are broke.
Just make money and see if people will even remember what you read or look down on you when you tell them. Even when they do, they do it in a very positive manner.
So please OP, go hustle!
Phones / Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Can I Do With My Phone And Earn A Living? by Bouncin(m): 10:14am On Jun 02, 2022
Sharatan:
Do you think it’s easy to convince someone to send you money online? Anybody wey talk say yahoo easy make god punish am. People dey see yahoo boys dey spray money up and down but if dem tell you how many sleepless nights dem dey pass through you no go believe.
If e easy do am na.

Oga e easy die and I nogo still do am. I'm not a thief. All yahoo boys are not just thieves but pathetic criminals. undecided

Modified.
U de brag of sleepless night on top another man's hard earned money, criminal

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Politics / Re: Alhassan Ado Doguwa Gets 7th Term Ticket by Bouncin(m): 10:30pm On May 28, 2022
You mean to say this man has been there before I was born shocked
Family / Re: Should I Humble Myself Before My Cousin? by Bouncin(m): 11:14am On May 28, 2022
If you truly love his line of work and you are sure he will actually put you through, then just swallow the pride, humble yourself and get what you want.

Your focused should be the exact thing you want. Focus on this and it will help you ignore his arrogance.

But if there's that doubt he might not put you through, then leave his a$s and forge ahead. One day you will be successful on your own.

What people don't know is that table turns.
No matter your position, do not berate others.
Romance / Re: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by Bouncin(m): 12:38am On May 28, 2022
This story is the exact opposite of my breakfast except for few things.

I didn't want to be a simp so I moved on easily although it pained me. I displayed some SIMPle behavior shia which pains me till today. undecided but I quickly man up cool

I made a decision to remain rugged in relationships and I have maintained it till today. Zero emotion!
Na man de make man wicked shia.

You go de alright las las shia baby girl

The breakfast go reach everybody.
Sorry ooh.

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