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kenzysmith:
Imagine basket of garri #1300
Bread # 450
Comdom kiss 150
Jean #9000
Polo #7000
Ashawo now #700 before now 5h
Too paste 500
Indomie belle full 300
Suya no 100 again na 200
Chicken boiler half kilo 5000
Toyota corrolla from 1.4 to 2.1 million
Dollar from 250 to 600
Keke from 50 to 100 naira

Nigeria wetin go up no dey come down again zombies hope u guys are feeling the heat

Add one paint of beans : 3500 today’s price

Yesterday a thread was posted on how illegal fees and extortions from government backed officials are hindering cargo exports of from Nigeria, today Nigeria bureau of statistics has released their own counter stories .

TeamLeader:
by super loan app

the app is fake unknown to me so I downloaded it from playStore. and I got registered just like normal app


my mumu me quickly keyed in my atm card details which is the pin and ccv all.

immediately I got the debit alert and going back to the app, it started to misbehave.

first I can't edit or delete my atm details, it's there on the app as default.

no loan offer options anymore. in fact after the payment sef they were even referring people to other genuine loan app as their corporate bodies.

I tried to screenshot the app, no way. says it's protected. I tried to do screen recording it's just dark, nothing. I tried to minimize and screenshot from therr, no way.

they even put timing on the app page like when the time elapsed they can't give the loan again I guess it's just to make people hurry to make the payment.

this is a well worked scam and I know it's not only me that will be a victim.

My fear is my atm card details are still on the app as default I can't even do anything about it which means that the account would be monitored and any money that comes in now is gone, immediately! So tomoro am blocking the ATM card at the office or does anyone know how I can block the card with someone's phone? I will appreciate with the info abeg.

then I went straight to the app store where I downloaded the app, see what people are saying below.

I learnt my learn the hard way not to get greedy. but no one Is above mistake and being scammed.

be wise guys from this app.

You can just download the app and see if you can do screenshot to confirm this if it would be possible

Shey now u see Y IOS APP STORE is better ?
You will never find these kinda Apps there .
Infact before I use any money app, if I can’t find it in APPLE STORE, I can’t trust it

It seems like it’s only gutter/drainage that his being constructed. These people are just protesting in vain Cos it’s most likely that the road itself won’t be completed

Monogamy:
The old staffs are useful to train the new recruited staffs

On how to extorts nd delay passengers who refuses to bribe them ?

All moments can’t be captured live by pple watching the Cctv which is y the CCTV has the ability to record its environment nd can be revisited in cases of investigations

Opexzy:
I saw this on ig and I was like...
What's the work of the cctv if it can't be monitored... This tragedy would have been averted or minimized if they are actually using the cctv technology correctly.

CCTV is not meant to be an evidence of a crime alone, but primarily a tool to mitigate against tragic events like this.

Fryzi:
A Nepa staff spotted

Y will a nepa staff support the use of prepaid meter when he or she has targets to meet

Fryzi:
You pay outrageous amount of epileptic electricity supply as if your house is an industry. The meter is even more annoying because you have to stop using pressing iron, AC, fridge & even your bulbs. Thieves!!

You are wrong. The prepaid meter is. Life saver. From 12k a month to 3k monthly. We still pump , iron freezer s always on. We no get AC for house. The lights nd fans are always on

U create an hydra

Kylekent59:
Strike the head of a snake and the other parts of its body becomes useless.

sammyj490:
Please forgive my errors, I'm not a professor in English language, we just de try.

I completed my nysc program last year, life didn't actually go they way i thought it would, i spent bout 6 months searching for employment, i finally got a job in a bank microfinance organisation..i was able to secure the job through a sister.

Being working there now for almost 8 month now, truth be told the salary is not worth the stress and hazard we face in the field, apart from not having time for anything else because i have to get to work 7:30am and close 6-7pm.

The salary is 65k but after removing from tax,pension and all,my take home is 54k.

Now I'm considering resigning, I've started learning graphic designing on YouTube, so that i won't be idle, I'm planning to save up for some months before resigning.

Apart from the job being too stressful, I've had alot of witch craft and crazy experiences, trust me its not being easy.

Please am i making the best decision resigning because i don't have any other job, my PlanB is the graphic designing i just started learning, spent most of my savings purchasing a brand new laptop.

I don't know with resigning will be ok considering the situation of our country.

Please advice a brother.Thank you

If u resign now, which money will u use to be buying data to do graphics design, which money will u use to do paid adverts so as to get clients to patronize u, which money will u use to keep urself from running to friends who will insult u nd it will lead to quarrel nd talking about levels don change... young man, keep working, perfect ur graphic design skills, do graphic designs for Friends nd colleagues in the bank or elsewhere. When u start having too much job demand based on graphic designs, then u can resign from ur bank.
P.S Pls don’t ever come nd post ur account number here saying u are broke if u rush nd resign now from bank.. I go insult ur full life

Ninobraw:
No need for a long story, I got married 2 yrs ago, during our friendship I mean courtship it was very sweet and lovely, we got married 2 yrs ago and I have 1 kid.

The problem I have is that, the girl's family come to greet almost every time and when they come they eat like elephant, anything eatable they eat it, they don't use eyes to see bread tea or butter in my room, they will finish it within a day, I will end up spending a lot during the time, when I noticed that it becomes offen i started telling my wife that I am broke, I don't have money. Although my wife is very nice she earns salary of 40k a month, and do funds and cook many times with her money.

Before now I was it okay, we are like a family, now i just realized that it is making me not think straight within a week oil and cooking things we bought will just finished the cartoon of indomitable that last the 2 of us before 1 month or month plus will just finish within 4 days of thier stay, some time 3 of her family will come once and another set will come again, my wife is the first daughter, the poor parents gave birth to 9 kids all in the name of looking for a boy, so she said although the 2 boys are number 7 and 9 position, her parents should be around man 60s and the woman 45yrs old. so now I am tired of the marriage, I don't know how to talk to my wife about it, that I don't like how thier family do come offend since we got married, my families has never come to sleep over in my place for a night talkless of spending holiday in my place my parents gave birth to only 3 of us 2 boys 1 girl.

Now i am just tired I can't be responsible for someone else burden why give birth to many kids and unable to train them, i plan to have only 2 or 3 kids only, and her family want to make me be like thier father sitting at home doing nothing depending on pension for survival, i have realized that I can't achieve what i should have achieved if i continue life this way.

Before our marriage, we agreed no family members is coming to stay with us, the issue now is they don't stay but come to eat and go, it's a big cheating to me I am tired for real, even if I say I don't have money and she use her own. The money should have be able to do other important thing . She spending is also affecting me a lot, we should have been able to buy land or car or live well, not feeding battalion. I am tired please I need advice on what to do.

Person go just come nairaland Dey lie up nd down

showafrica:
This small problem you are tired... Na wa for you oo. Marriage no be beans, just increase your 'manhood'.

Solution is simple, start a project and tell your wife to run the home while you fund the project. Either start building a house or start building a business. I prefer the house thing because you will never lose. By the time she runs the house with 40k, no be person go tell her to adjust visitors bele. If something hungry you too much go outside go chop.

Solution 2. Build a business and engage the loafers. Employ them and pay them salary so that, they will be eating from there produce. May car wash, dry cleaning, computer center etc

Op old stories wey him talk say wife na nurse , e won use 1m do wedding, e don buy car don build house finish now Dey talk say them Dey chop his food finish. The op no normal

CakesToolsOvens:
SMH

You want to end your marriage because of food when you can sort it out amicably.

And the clown talk say no money to buy car . Pple no normal sha

What do you mean by when it’s ur time?
When s that time ?
Do u know the time ?
If medics were not there u will claim its time to die abi ?
Now that medics were there, time never reach abi ?
[quote author= post=102666576]When it is your time to die, no medics can save you.

Only God holds the key to death!
No be gaji gaji! [/quote]

Pray make u no loose guard if u enter some situations unless say u don sign say Die u wan die there

OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

Shellsploit:
Amazing ...
Make the car just start by itself inside the grave, everyone go just tear race.

Like TearRace logistics. Make una come patronize my hustle o

Nacoss25:
Good morning everyone. I am a young man newly married to a 22 yr old lady. our marriage is just 2 months old.
Before I met my wife in 2019, she has this male best friend who they have been best friends even before I met her though my wife is a social and jovial person always cheerful she easily make friends where ever she find her self thats her nature and kind of personality. Right now her friendship with that her male friend is what am becoming uncomfortable with right now because of the so much attention her is lavishing on him, I have complain to her that I am not comfortable with her closeness with guy but she is seeing it that am trying to cut her off from her friends.
One interesting part of the whole thing is, since we got married the guy have been trying to distance him self from her a bit knowing too well that she is now married but my wife is even the one doing all she could to keep the friendship going the way it has been going. 2 days ago I and my wife where together she called the guy complaining bitterly how he has been distancing himself from her.
My people what do you think I should do to cut down that connection or will the friendship grow week by the day on it's own, my wife is refusing to understand that in marriage they are things u will have to let go.

You are not a nice person at all. You noticed BESTIE during ur relationship with her, you didn’t warn her or cut it off. U Jejely acted cool nd after u Deceived her into marriage , it’s now that u realized u are not comfortable with bestie. You wicked sha

kemika8989:
Fear Lagos people

But na lagos person give you free accommodation for her hotel. Rather than 1 night, na weekend u spend nd u still get mouth to say Fear Lagos People

FuckEveryday:
Please can someone summarize the epistle in nothing less than 2sentences

This country is already too hard to start reading text book

He said if u Dey work for small company and ur OGA Dey pay u small money, Sidon there manage the money because as the company Dey grow , ur bonus fit grow with the company.

Dear Nairalanders, I run a Dispatch company TearRace logistics but what I notice is that most of the times , riders who we wish to employ always bring up issues of no Transport Fares, whenever you ask them to come for interviews or bring their guarantors form along if we find ourselves in situations where we need to urgently recruit.
In some cases, once you employ them, immediately they start asking you for money to eat, 2k, ;k etc and saying that u shld remove it from their salary.
knowing fully well if I cut out of their 40 to 50k salary range, it will lead to gnashing of teeth’s from them..
With the way most behave, u don’t know if they will even last 3 days with u.
Sometimes their payments come from other personal hustle, whether their s delivery or not, I have to pay salaries.
So EMPLOYERS, how do u cope with these from EMPLOYEES.

You talk too much.

chumaZ:
Madam I don't expect you to be on my thread, you can go back and read your comments yourself, I would never waste my time and energy copying and pasting your comment here because is of no use. You totally condemned my action and here you are acting all nice and don't use harsh words on me again. Biko leave my thread peacefully

You know say ur friend is aggressive and emotionally weak, yet u still bleep his fiancée instead of resisting her. You f up nd u are lucky to be alive ... even joseph for bible enter prison for not doing d do yet u get mind to do ur best friend wife to be o.. not even gf... if u had call ur friend straight nd tell him his gurls LovePeddler. He would have reason with u, but u went to chop.. just thank God u r alive

E mean say his brain no develop fully ? But i heard the patient dog eats the fattest bone Although I can’t authoritatively tell what kind of bone awaits it

TarOrfeeek:
When women fail to breast feed exclusively, they give rise to men like this.

His mother probably gave him drinking garri and groundnut after 2 weeks of birth

This time keeper really waited for 4 years for a babe that might still use him to play ping pong

Lol, Yes indeed , currently these possibilities exist only in cases of dementia

Praxis758:
It is not possible for a terrorist group that has been finally technically defeated in Lai Mohammed's dream to take on our ever-victorious army.

Any news about Boko Haram attack or fighting is a fallacy and a calculated attempt to discredit the good image of Gen. Buhari.

BH fighting capability no longer exist in the media and geography book of Buharists. So any news about the insurgents belicose should be trashed.

The Nigerian state has recorded a monumental victory over the jihadist.

According to Sahara news source , maiduguri the capital of Borno state is under attack.
http://saharareporters.com/2021/05/11/breaking-boko-haram-currently-attacking-borno-capital-maiduguri

If you were eating when u made this error enh, aaswear the food will lose taste in ur mouth

Have you ever tried to transfer money to a bank account and then ended up Recharging your phone number mistakenly ?

How much airtime did u get and how was your reaction/actions

kingmsookwagh:
that's the risk involve. But the percentage of the possibility of being caught can be appreciated, cetèris paribus.

Even bigger cartels run on bigger risks. So, wetin we dey talk?. Look, I'm not encouraging it though, I've worked in a hospitality industry as a security officer before. I deliberately put this up to get responses that might likely blockade this kind of move, but so far, nobody has been able to come up with any.

You rotate the securities. U don’t allow one set work all month at the gate. There shld be a camera In ur office where you watch ur gate and anyone seen entering with a bag will be sacked and the security involved quickly jailed irrespective of whatever was found in the bag. That way u will be termed wicked , however ur business will grow

kingmsookwagh:
is the security man not an average Nigerian??

This system Dey lead to their sack wellla.. u might not totally eliminate the scam but u will drastically reduce it. Ask how d securities in drug companies or FCMG work. In order to please oga, one of them will sha set put the cartel in trouble if cameras doesn’t

confirmedniggae:
Na foolish staff go sey make customer send money to personal account .What the staff need is to tell the manager or accountant he or she do cash back of same amount

U no understand. If Dey say POS s not working, u will ask for account Nd she will give u account... nothing concern accountants with whatever payment. He just wants his receipt Nd records to show that payments were made. Nd those receipts na d reprinted ones that s girl will tender to him