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Food › Re: Pictures Of The Massive Python My Dad Caught by BRATISLAVA: 2:38pm On Feb 16, 2021
benjamin007:
My Dad Caught The Biggest Phyton In Africa

See what we are having for dinner tonight
It came to our backyard to swallow our goats luckily we didn't tie the goats so they ran away, my dad was wondering what could have made the goats at Midnight, I followed him to our biggest surprise it's a snake at first I didn't believe my eyes, it was trying to get away my dad use Cutlass to hit the head till it stopped moving

Snake pepper soup all the way...

Lala shall we?
Your dad is the real action man. Why didn't you go near and help him? grin

How can that snake swallow a goat though? Greedy animals.
Romance › Re: Valentine: My Girlfriend Surprised Me With A 22k Wrist Watch (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 2:36pm On Feb 16, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Stop lacking niggarrr .... This watch is fake... This shit Ain't 22k.. it's 1500
He bought it for himself. How can that iron looking watch be 22k?

Well, that's for him and his girlfriend to debate on. He's happy a woman is paying for him, who are we to complain about the quality of the gift?
Romance › Re: Married Man Catches Wife Celebrating Valentine In A Hotel With Her Lover (video) by BRATISLAVA: 1:53pm On Feb 16, 2021
Zubi10:
See them by their comments you shall know them,,God protect us from people like you.Feminism
Big deal. Men give, men get back. Why crying? What do they call men who support any evil thing men do, just because it is men doing it? You are such a man. People like you. Toxic male.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by BRATISLAVA: 1:49pm On Feb 16, 2021
Freestainworld:
Trump just created enemies everywhere, no body will vote the man again
The impeachment didn't stick; and if those Capitol Invaders are truly his, well, you know who will vote for him --loads of people.

Anyway, it's two Americans playing with each other. You can only wish she would want to be Nigerian.
Romance › Re: Married Man Catches Wife Celebrating Valentine In A Hotel With Her Lover (video) by BRATISLAVA: 1:36pm On Feb 16, 2021
Big deal. Men cheat all the time. They also have children outside always. What's the big deal?
Politics › Re: David Mark's Daughter, Blessing Onuh, Join APC by BRATISLAVA: 1:34pm On Feb 16, 2021
Mokason288:
Ugly Anty
Try and be nice, what crime has she committed?
Celebrities › Re: Gao Liu's Nose Tip Dies After Botched Plastic Surgery (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 1:32pm On Feb 16, 2021
merieam16:
This song comes to mind

All things bright and beautiful
All creature great and small
All things bright and wonderful
The Lord God made them all


I'm nt saying we shouldnt enhance our beauty buh too much of everything is bad.We are already created wonderfully nd beautifully

Rip to her nose..lolz
You would say this because you're beautiful, not understanding the plight of uglier people.
Crime › Re: 20 Yahoo Boys Arrested In Owerri (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 8:26pm On Feb 15, 2021
SpicyMimi:
Trust me almost all of them.
Even the girls. Don't know why they don't parade them, too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 6:17pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
The truth is that I'm beginning to fall for you.. sometimes the truth can be seen as lie to some people
Fall to the left where nothing is right, or fall to the right where nothing is left.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing Sex Worker With Gun In Surulere (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 6:16pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
I don't blame the man I blame the gun..gun has power
Naturally you wouldn't blame him for pulling a gun on a sex worker in order to forcefully have sex with her. The gun is to blame --an inanimate object.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing Sex Worker With Gun In Surulere (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 6:13pm On Feb 15, 2021
Boxer007:
The hands is coming outter his ribs....look at the picture sir! angry
Lol, you came to tickle me with this one
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 6:13pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
I like telling people what dey like to hear
And that's the reason you're hateful to women and don't have one. You'll turn incel if you keep those kinds of posts about females.

Why don't you try telling the truth? It won't hurt you. There's nobody to impress. People run from people who don't tell the truth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 6:09pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
I'm not a woman hater I want to prove it to you
Hilarious.

Will you mysteriously delete all your sexist misogynistic posts?
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing Sex Worker With Gun In Surulere (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 6:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
Must he pay Everytime?
He went to a commercial sex worker, why shouldn't he pay?

Must he resort to violence and force every time?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 6:06pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
Seems we are drawn to each other I will be following you always anywhere you go on nairaland
I'm not drawn to woman haters.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing Sex Worker With Gun In Surulere (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 6:06pm On Feb 15, 2021
Boxer007:
he loook disable..is his hands coming out from his ribs? embarassed
How do you think he would hold the gun with your proposal? grin
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Harassing Sex Worker With Gun In Surulere (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 6:03pm On Feb 15, 2021
Ugly wicked looking man.

Men and violence and rape are inseparable. They don't want to caution themselves or change. If he's too broke for sex, then he shouldn't be having it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 6:02pm On Feb 15, 2021
HopeVictor:
Madam don't you have advice to give him?
Shouldn't you be spewing anti-women comments elsewhere?
Politics › Re: Herdsman Spotted Bathing With Cow Urine (Pictures & Video) by BRATISLAVA: 6:00pm On Feb 15, 2021
fernandez1:
God punish u and the old man....suffer head with the situation of insecurities in the country mumu still de defend him pay master.
Bible says to respect those with a hoary head. God is already against you.

I don't have to support him to tell you to stop insulting him. He's an old man, he may be wicked, but that is the grace God has given him and other old people.

That video is not of a Fulani, so all your curses on me be upon you until they consume you. You are already suffering, that's why you're so abusive.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is My Problem Spiritual Or Medical? by BRATISLAVA: 5:56pm On Feb 15, 2021
@Nutella please come and help this guy with some advice.
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Marries Rosy Meurer As His New Wife by BRATISLAVA: 5:48pm On Feb 15, 2021
gassbee:
When d wife at home continues giving u stress and pushes you into d warmth comfort of another woman, who do u blame. Churchill deserves peace
When d husband at home continues giving u stress and pushes you into d warmth comfort of another man, who do u blame. Tonto deserves peace
Politics › Re: Herdsman Spotted Bathing With Cow Urine (Pictures & Video) by BRATISLAVA: 5:45pm On Feb 15, 2021
joshjc:
This is south Sudan not Nigeria, even though they do bath with urine from some of the cattle, but this picture here is fake
Thank you for pointing this out, but they won't listen. Thought I'm the only one who noticed it's not Nigerians or Fulani in the video.
Politics › Re: Herdsman Spotted Bathing With Cow Urine (Pictures & Video) by BRATISLAVA: 5:43pm On Feb 15, 2021
fernandez1:
Imagine and there grand patron is in aso villa..........lord luguard omo u no go sleep well o for joining humans with animals with the term nigeria
How can you believe that is a Fulani herdsman? Someone just finds an old video of East Africans, uploads and the next thing you know you are insulting an old man needlessly.
Romance › Re: Val: Any Lady Not Satisfied With Flowers & Chocolates Not A Wife Material - Joro by BRATISLAVA: 2:45pm On Feb 14, 2021
Lalami3232:
I rather buy gift give my aged mother tomorrow than give a babe a dime
Did you?
Romance › Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by BRATISLAVA: 4:00pm On Feb 13, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Yuri Tolochko is jewish and jews are known for spreading perversion around the world.

no wonder they are the leaders in spreading porn, homosexuality, feminism, communism and other filthy idealogy to the public.
Give us his family tree and let us see for ourselves how Jewish he is.
Politics › Re: #LekkiTollGate: Live Updates From #OccupyLekkiTollgate Protest (Pictures, Video) by BRATISLAVA: 10:14am On Feb 13, 2021
Sebastine1994:
No dey follow follow crowd. Use your brain too

Protest does not work.

What did the Endsars protest solve? it created more problems,

let us be United first to demand for our right

You want to know how to be United?

we have tools like Facebook to unite us together, break barriers, but when I see how the useless youths abuse Facebook, I weep.

I am a member of Abuja Connect,

They have never posted anything that will benefit anybody on that forum, they post jokes and useless prayers on that forum, Naked girls saying I am from Kubwa, Am I welcome?. That is not what such groups are for

Such Group is for something mature, to bring people residing within a zone together irrespective of barrier. They are not connecting anybody.

if I want to make an announcement in Abuja, where do I go to? why must I go to a radio station, when we have tools like Abuja connect.

Facebook group is a blessing in disguise, if you know what I mean. THINK ABOUT IT
So it's true that kubwa is full of runs girls.
Business › Re: Heineken Is Cutting 8,000 Jobs As It Moves 'beyond Beer' by BRATISLAVA: 2:39pm On Feb 12, 2021
samsard:
COVID19 isn't a 'lab manufactured' disease simply because you feel it is.
Nature brews death all the time and this not the first.
And, yes, your billion dollar statement was ridiculous.
1. Your are ridiculous because your brain cannot process the ambiguous billion dollar statement. Use your brain and look at the other meaning. You still can't. It could be your deliberate inability to comprehend, or it could still be your inability to comprehend. Comprehension is a difficult skill nowadays. Especially for you.

2. My feelings and yours have nothing to do with the origins of COVID-19 from a Wuhan lab. Your "nature brews death all the time" has refused to brew such a virus in Nigeria or anywhere else except China(SARS, swine flu, bird flu). Do yourself a favor and read up on COVID-19. Not following your feelings.

3. I'm not going to reply someone whose brain is a flat line and cannot understand simple statements except it's the ridiculous way he wants it to look.

You initially said they make no profits, but that was a ridiculous feeling you had. Then you tried to equate malaria to COVID-19. Nigga, GTFOH.
Business › Re: Heineken Is Cutting 8,000 Jobs As It Moves 'beyond Beer' by BRATISLAVA: 2:11pm On Feb 12, 2021
samsard:
Your numbers don't make any sense. There's nothing on Earth that can earn anyone a billion dollars per head, unless the dollar is Zimbabwean dollars.
Malaria will not end simply because we decide to stop buying anti-malarial drugs, it doesn't work that way.
About the billion dollars... if you want to look at the seemingly ambiguous statement from one angle and sound ridiculous about Zimbabwean dollars, fine.
Malaria isn't a lab manufactured viral disease. Try and make similar comparisons. It is not Pandemic.
Business › Re: Heineken Is Cutting 8,000 Jobs As It Moves 'beyond Beer' by BRATISLAVA: 1:50pm On Feb 12, 2021
samsard:
There is no fact establishing the virus as man-made. There are just opinions at this point depending on who you listen to.
There's always someone making profits from every unfortunate situation, and big pharma are not the first and neither will they be the last.
It's not opinions. Do a search yourself.

So you've admitted they are making a profit. Why should the virus end when you can get over a billion dollars from each human to be vaccinated?

Simply create new strains and sell new vaccines.
Business › Re: Heineken Is Cutting 8,000 Jobs As It Moves 'beyond Beer' by BRATISLAVA: 1:28pm On Feb 12, 2021
samsard:
What makes you think they're creating new strains of the virus?
Do you realize the vaccines are already less effective against new strains of the virus?
Do you also realize that global losses due to lockdown outweigh any profits from vaccines?
Why wouldn't they create new strains when the virus is already established as man-made?
The people making the vaccines already are making profits, otherwise you don't think they are so kind to do it without gaining something in return.

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