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Romance › Re: Receptionist Sends Message Soliciting Sex From Hotel Guest by BRATISLAVA: 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2020
fdigital:
“I hope this doesn’t come as rude. But I love to eat your pussy out
anytime any day Ma’am,” the receptionist said.

“I’m just downstairs,” he added.
Hahahahahahahaha.

Before we judge him for his invasion of privacy...

Before we look at the iron age comments on this thread from most local men...
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Up A Week To Our Traditional Marriage (picture) by BRATISLAVA: 6:19am On Dec 27, 2020
apatheticme:
Lol @Grindr boys!!

I wasn't even tryna educate him. I'd already given up on people like him. Was minding my business when one of them mentioned me at a time I was freaking high, and I flippantly told the fellow to bugger off, only for this vermin to quote me again crying about being sad and in pains.

Hmm, he better go and continue bombing for clients on his stupid grindr app and keep praying efcc doesn't look his way. Foolish beings!

Merry Christmas BTW
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you!
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Up A Week To Our Traditional Marriage (picture) by BRATISLAVA: 7:19pm On Dec 25, 2020
apatheticme:
So every woman who attends a parte where politicians are present will have her ass tapped and stuffs pressed bah??

So if Okonjo Iweala was in the same party her stuffs would be pressed??

Not every woman at a high class party is a hoe, but then people like you would never believe since you already see every woman (your mama inclusive) as a hoe!

I attended a party, with my husband and you are here saying he looked the other way? Biko were you there ni, abi na you dey host the party??

A party that was a low key celebration of a top elite 25 years wedding anniversary, with couples being invited from all walks of life; academicians, parliamentarians, financial experts, banking giants etc, all with their wives, you're here thinking about someone tapping ass! On my table sat a VC of one of the top federal universities in Nigeria, with his wife. There was food, lots of wine, laughter, and camaraderie amongst everyone. Yet you are in one corner of your miserable room with 10MB borrowed data, monitoring me upandan like village witchcraft and linking my activities to whorishness.

Kai, sex and sexually related thoughts have finished this one! No wonder the holy book says "as a man thinketh, so is he". Your thoughts are filthy, and it has projected onto your person, you're a filthy human!

You're sad, with pains on Christmas eve because someone somewhere was enjoying herself at a party, with her hubby, living her life, without a single care in the world! Wow, brokenness nor good oh, Chai! E get where you go Broke reach, your brain go dey function like a knocked engine, sotey you go dey deduce different rubbish from an ordinary party wey nor be you attend! may God deliver you from the clutches of poverty this coming year!

PS; not just deliverance from financial poverty, you also need deliverance from poverty mindset! Your mindset is very poor!
They've lied to themselves so much that they cannot believe anything good about women. They believe only men can have money. And the only thing on their minds is sex, sex and more sex.

After frolicking with prostitutes in their hovels, can you blame them?

Same men who believe Beyonce must be whoring about because all women are like the girlfriends that broke their hearts. You can't expect them to know anything about real life.

Don't be surprised you're trying to educate one of the Grindr bois.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by BRATISLAVA:
Sixfeetbelle:
Are you trying to convince yourself that gays are that minimal in Nigeria?
Lol
More than half of The Red Pill and MGTOW movements are populated by gays.
Crime › Re: What Life Inside Prison Looks Like (Photos, Video) by BRATISLAVA: 1:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
Valleys:
One must not go to prison before one is considered to be suffering. BTW some of them deserve to be there. The only thing is for you to be optimistic in all situations. Suffer dey this life no be jokes.
The thing about prison is that they are suffering like the rest of us, but they do not have freedom. What kinds of sufferings are in prison differ vastly from those of free people.
Family › Re: Is This The New Wickedness Stuff From Women? by BRATISLAVA: 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2020
Arsenate:
Why are you invalidating his feelings? I mean here's a person who's constantly trying to get under the skin of another person using any means possible, even their child. Why do you feel this isn't worthy of a complaint?
If you really believe the OP without hearing from his wife, you would be capable of believing anything any man tells you.

There's one guy on nairala d who claimed he killed his girlfriend. It was only his side, but everyone was congratulating him after he painted her as the devil's twin. Even a murderer will post things and you would validate his feelings, if you don't have the habit of listening to the other party.
Family › Re: Is This The New Wickedness Stuff From Women? by BRATISLAVA: 1:00pm On Dec 25, 2020
Ryan03:
heartbeat ke? Your wife is a wicked and useless woman who is not fit to be called a mother. God should just take away the child from her since she is using her to get to you. Infact, your daughter will grow up to become like her, after all, she will become a woman and as you know, women are nothing but prostitutes and liabilities.
I am sure this is what you wanted to hear, otherwise I don't see why you brought this here
I don't know why I like you.

Who knows what he really wanted to hear. So sad a man will bring his wife to be called all manner of names by other men.

His daughter is crying, it pains him so much (a big lie) and yet he cannot carry the child as he's too macho Man to do so. The OP is laughable and almost childish. He has deep issues he's not mentioning here. He could be a wife beater and is hiding it. How can a man claim to love his crying daughter and he does nothing to stop her from crying? He knows the solution, but he's at war with his wife.

He's trying to blame the child's anger on the mother instead. Let's hear the wife's side.

Men who don't love their wives and children shouldn't have had anything to do with marriage in the first place.
Food › Re: Christmas Chicken! Have You Noticed This Increase In Price? by BRATISLAVA: 9:45am On Dec 25, 2020
OlujobaSamuel:
You can't control price from output, you start from input.
If hatcheries sold birds for festive season at ₦600, feed mills increase prices from ₦3600 to ₦5300, you don't expect the farmer to sell at prevailing price when doc was ₦300 and feed ₦3600.
Farmers are not angels, they spend their fund in the same inflated economy.
Not all chicken rearers bought their feed at the new prices. Not all of them took loans. So why are they inflating prices? This is where inflation in other food products comes from.

Well, it's not an issue as long as there are buyers, right?

Chicken sellers want 100% profit by all means. Greed isn't helping Nigeria, rather contributing to suffering.

There's need for price regulation in Nigeria. If bread sellers can do it to stop overpricing and needless suffering of Nigerians, chicken sellers should be regulated, too.
Food › Re: Christmas Chicken! Have You Noticed This Increase In Price? by BRATISLAVA: 7:24am On Dec 25, 2020
OlujobaSamuel:
That's not true, feeds are not stored that way. You keep for 2months as expiry date is 3months so you can't hoard feeds.
Whether or not feed lasts so short or so long, people have old stock but greed makes them hike prices. And overall, it causes inflation and suffering of the general public.
It's not loans that made sellers insensitive, but lack of price control and greedy illiterate mentalities.

Bread sellers could sell a loaf of bread for 2k if they were to have been like the chicken sellers, because they are affected by price increases, too. But they don't, because they are regulated.
Family › Re: 3 Nice Girls. What Do I Do? by BRATISLAVA: 7:08am On Dec 25, 2020
Testimony1988:
Cohabitation in this case means what?
Everything that leads up to baby mama-ism.
Food › Re: Christmas Chicken! Have You Noticed This Increase In Price? by BRATISLAVA: 6:39am On Dec 25, 2020
OlujobaSamuel:
Everything is related one way or another.
What you refer to as old stock are kept alive by continuous feeding which is at current price.
If everything is expensive, agric commodity won't be an exception irrespective of what people think as long as the farmers also need to spend their income within the same economy.
Imagine a person, who bought several bags of chicken feed in August that can last till February, still wanting to hike their price just because others bought theirs more expensive in December. Even if he is continuously feeding his chickens on old stock that is no reason to increase his price. That is what causes needless inflation and suffering for majority of Nigerians. Old stock prices should stand.

Nigerians just like to do things because they can, not because it is necessary. And there is hardly any excuse for that. Everyone wants to become a trillionaire. Too much worship of money to the detriment of the society.

There needs to be price regulation to curtail the national greed.
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA: 3:07pm On Dec 24, 2020
wisdomiskey:
grin grin
Those two accounts are run by the same person. Our resident "savage" qweeeen! I just love how OP no send am cheesy
Is this how men reason?

What if you're also genq? Wait. What if you're everybody here who had an opposing opinion to mine? shocked grin grin grin

Hathor5, come see logical/deduction skills from the brotherhood.

No wonder the world is falling apart with men in control. This is how wars and bad economic policies begin.
Food › Re: Christmas Chicken! Have You Noticed This Increase In Price? by BRATISLAVA: 1:19pm On Dec 24, 2020
OlujobaSamuel:
It's not robbery, have you considered other factors.
What if the person raised loan from bank at about 30% interest rate?
Where will he get the returns from to offset the loan?
I have chickens of ₦3000 to ₦7000. It's all about your pocket and choice.
I bought doc for ₦600, feeds for ₦5200, add drugs and logistics, then factor in the time(3months) in production, and still tell us that we are cheating.
Also note that we all spend in the same economy. Will my profit be sufficient to take me for another 3months to get a new set of birds ready? Will I be able to afford transport, clothing, shelter, feeding, etc with the profit considering hike in various goods and services in the nation?
Even the ones who didn't take loans have increased their prices. Same thing with every other commodity. People with old stock will see new prices, and with the usual greed will also hike their prices. If you ask them why, "everything, the price has gone up, the new prices...", or even worse, "fuel price" -- for old stock! So it's not about taking loans.

Let's just say that Nigerians are their own economic problem.
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA: 11:27am On Dec 24, 2020
genq:
These troll monikers called BRATISLAVA & Hathor5 are so desperate to derail OP's thread into a gender-bashing shiiitshow!
.. still pained about her previous "Ladies..." thread huh? cheesy
She didn't respond to any of you frustrated souls then, and I doubt she will now.
You would be funny, if you actually were.

If the opinion isn't yours, it must be trolling. Grow a brain.

You are the frustrated soul if a post that has nothing to do with you is dragging you in with the cat to mention me. Keep your frustrations to yourself.

Since she did not reply, you have brought up your usual folly in response. It can't be helped. cheesy
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA:
yemiosinbajo:
You started a speech with calling me foolish and you want me to pay attention to the rest. I called justwise's attention to that. Then, I checked a few of your previous messages because the ability to use a foul language on a stranger in a civil conversation says a lot about a person's personality, upbringing or culture, which, on one hand, could be a spontaneous reaction (which is forgivable), or a common trait in that person, which speaks to the person's personality. In your case, I didn't even go far before seeing similarly insulting words used against others. Two things I picked from that: 1. You're claiming there is no hostility among Nigerians using yourself as an example, whereas you're online calling people names. If that isn't an example of hostility, then, I don't know what is. 2. Your logic is that slowpoke wasn't addressed to me, so I should keep quiet, right? By that logic, was my original post which you replied to with an insulting opening line addressed to you?
You can extend this message to frustrated007, the most frustrated man on the planet. That one is abusive, cursing and still thinks he will get away with it, but it will get him very soon. And there are 2 other men like him on this thread.

Kindly inform your brothers to stop heaping curses and abuses on females they have never met before, otherwise they will get frustrated and miserable in life. The hatred they have for women is no excuse to exhibit ill upbringing and poverty at a glance, because it's only the gutters that can spill such rubbish in bold letters and feel they can get away with it.

Imagine mentioning someone who never had business with you, to tell them their ovaries will dry up and other such insanity? Isn't that the height of the true foolishness and idiocy we are talking of on this thread? A man who can be rendered infertile and his testicles dried up in turn feels he is in a position to curse and abuse women's fertility out of the blue? These men who feel they can curse, and do anything they want to do to women, will bring that attitude online. It looks like they are insane.

The mannerlessness of some posters is disgusting. You will wonder how they interact with other people in real life.
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA:
generationz:
But I mentioned several in my first comment. E dey pain you. Unlike your type I don't hype the white's but when your type brings down black women, I have to educate you.

The richest man in entertainment (George Lucas) has a black baby same as Janet Jackson with her Arab billionaire ex. Of course these are men that have so much more to offer.

What did the likes of Larsa Pippen have to offer the simp Scotty Pippen or OJ Simpson white thrash wife who sought a white boyfriend as soon as she got that divorce white from OJ Simpson?
You can bring down and talk thrash about yourself and your acquaintances but leave black women out of your low self-esteem.
Those two men who keep quoting you are just pathetic white arselickers with who hate women and have ego issues. It destroys their world when a black woman rejects them. They have fits when black women express opinions and choices on them, nevermind the way they have always been on womenfolk cases.

They think they are all that. They think women are falling all over them. They live in a lie they have told themselves to believe.

Too much porn and Playboy have destroyed their perception of white women. They've lied that white women are submissive to them, when the truth is that they so adore white skin that they become slaves to white women. If it's black women, they will show that they are egotistic men.

No wonder more black women are getting trendy young men, while they are looking for old white mother's at retirement age. You need to see them at it lol
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA: 5:07am On Dec 24, 2020
generationz:
But I mentioned several in my first comment. E dey pain you. Unlike your type I don't hype the white's but when your type brings down black women, I have to educate you.

The richest man in entertainment (George Lucas) has a black baby same as Janet Jackson with her Arab billionaire ex. Of course these are men that have so much more to offer.

What did the likes of Larsa Pippen have to offer the simp Scotty Pippen or OJ Simpson white thrash wife who sought a white boyfriend as soon as she got that divorce white from OJ Simpson?
You can bring down and talk thrash about yourself and your acquaintances but leave black women out of your low self-esteem.
Those two men who keep quoting you are just pathetic white arselickers with who hate women and have ego issues. It destroys their world when a black woman rejects them. They have fits when black women express opinions and choices on them, nevermind the way they have always been on womenfolk cases.

They think they are all that. They think women are falling all over them. They live in a lie they have told themselves to believe.

Too much porn and Playboy has destroyed their perception of white women. They've lied that white women are submissive to them, when the truth is that they so adore white skin that they become slaves to white women. If it's black women, they will show that they are egotistic men.

No wonder more black women are getting trendy young men, while they are looking for old white mother's at retirement age. You need to see them on lol
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA:
generationz:
So George Lucas (star wars billionaire) Eve's husband (Maximillion Cooper), Rihanna's Ex, Janet Jacskons Ex are all losers? All these men are billionaires married to or have dated high quality black women.

Stop the hate. All the Youtube interracial couples I follow (black women/white men) have working good looking husbands. Black women who marry outside never settle for less. They have standards and with such standards they are ready to pick any man from any race (black, white, whatever) as long as he meets their standards.

Stop the hate on black women.

Most African American men who marry white women either pick the bottom of the barrel groupies or marry the one's white men term 2's and 4's.
You saw it's name is frustrated, and you expected any good comment out of it? That one worships white women's skin, and has a lot of false expectations about how they are eager to please black men like himself.

It's just a regular women hater. It will never see good in women. And it believes all women should be barren while it wants a family.

That is the least of insensible infertile men on the platform. It's looking for rejected white women who want to live out the BBC fantasy or need love because they cannot get it from their race.
Travel › Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by BRATISLAVA: 4:34am On Dec 24, 2020
Leshurr:
My point is, you would think white men would be the biggest perpetrators of racism and oppression in the workplace but in actual reality, white women are...
...and your fellow blacks will never have your back.
That's not the only point you mentioned. Most men are happy with your initial post, this second one is quite different. So which is it? That black men run after white skin because it's white, or you're alleging black women abroad have a problem or it's a post about racism? Because you're fueling gender wars in one post and dragging out a lot of frustrated men to begin mentioning in another.
Business › Re: Prince Don Okonkwo Celebrates 50th Birthday And 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pics) by BRATISLAVA: 8:05pm On Dec 23, 2020
Pochettino:
So this is the wicked man that fed me housefly in 2009? angry angry
grin grin cheesy

How did it happen?
Politics › Re: Senate Moves To Establish Council For Hunters by BRATISLAVA: 7:45am On Dec 23, 2020
NobleRace:
They're not just hunters. They're also usually on employment as night guards for most communities. They're also called Vigilantes.

I think they should have referred to the term Vigilantes instead of Hunters in this legislation.

This is good because, these vigilantes often run into problems with police whenever they shoot a fleeing criminal. The police usually charge for being unlawful possessors of firearms.
The Nigerian state is complex.

If they saw they shot a criminal, why are they not happy that the vigilante did their jobs for them? Always looking for a way to extort.

Perhaps most bandits would be eliminated if vigilante were allowed to act to save their homes and communities.

But don't be surprised the senators want to sponsor insurrection on grounds of an elaborate hunters council.

Nothing is straightforward with these people.
Crime › Re: How Senior Police Officers Aided Escape Of 100 Robbery Suspects In Lagos by BRATISLAVA: 7:42am On Dec 23, 2020
englishmart:
I prefer an armed robber to the nigerian police any day 7x on Wednesday
Do you sincerely mean this after reading the article?
Crime › Re: How Senior Police Officers Aided Escape Of 100 Robbery Suspects In Lagos by BRATISLAVA: 7:41am On Dec 23, 2020
backnbeta:
Stop keeping suspects in police cells for too long! If Arrest, parade... that's all that matters to them instead of really prosecuting them in the courts. A suspect that was paraded in August was still in SARS custody by October undecided
If they aren't kept in cells, where should they be kept?
Crime › Re: Two Arrested For Gang-Raping Ogun 19-Year-Old Girl & Filming Her Nude by BRATISLAVA: 8:12am On Dec 21, 2020
Alpha male and red pill men endorse these two men. They will soon come and conjure reasons why she was raped. Even if you show then the video, they will say she enjoyed it. Others will try to downplay other rape allegations. The "there is something she did to this man to pain him so much, fear woman" crew will soon arrive.

You will see them secretly happy.
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by BRATISLAVA: 6:34am On Dec 21, 2020
toprealman:
Dominos is just over hyped. Their pizza is crap....wait till you eat proper pizza to realise how long you have been shortchanged by dominos.
Their ice cream too is overpriced.
Whipping cream+ Milo+ condensed milk+ dried coconut+crushed biscuit base( digestive/ Oates....etc)+ electric mixer. With this combo, you cannot enter Dominos again.
Thank me later
Thank you!

Dominos is wack pizza. It's better you make it yourself at home. You would think a foreign brand would be better, but apparently, once in Nigeria you must become a Nigerian. Substandard pizza.
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by BRATISLAVA: 6:31am On Dec 21, 2020
flinton:
I don't know, it happened in a poultry farm, seems they were to be discarded
Why didn't she just fry the eggs? Or give them out? Why crush them?

Some people can be so cruel!
Properties › Re: Why Don't Builders Use Steel In Nigeria? by BRATISLAVA: 6:13am On Dec 21, 2020
Aconomist:
We all know how common building collapse is in Nigeria, and this occurs because of our bad habit of building multi-storey buildings with concrete. In other parts of the world they are using steel, which is a far superior building material because it is lighter (doesn't put as much strain on the foundation) cheaper than Dangote cement, and requires less maintenance.

While steel needs to be imported, healthy demand would create a market incentive for domestic production. We need to start using creativity to solve our problem in Africa.
Using steel means quality, and Nigerians aren't known for standards and quality. They just want you to take anything they bring out.
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by BRATISLAVA: 6:11am On Dec 21, 2020
flinton:
I use to patronise a lady that prepares peppered snails, one day I saw her whatsapp status crushing day old chicks with her feet, she crushed like 3, so inhumane. I stopped patronising her
Why crushing themhuh
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by BRATISLAVA: 6:10am On Dec 21, 2020
anochuko01:
This barber was barbing nonsense for me but I kept patronizing just on the basis of customer, not until one day when his clipper nearly cut my head and this guy had the guts to tell me in Yoruba that I'm a coward/fearful. I just kept my cool and resolved never no to go there again. It's been almost two years I last visited him but we see and greet almost everyday.
grin grin grin

No apologies? Real men don't whine. grin grin
Business › Re: What Made You Decide To Boycott A Business? by BRATISLAVA: 6:09am On Dec 21, 2020
Tillatalk:
I used to buy something from this particular shop the other day I bought something from a shop closer to her na so she see me the next day say oga you no dey buy something from me again I was so angry and speechless
Lol!
Celebrities › Re: Rape Saga: Etinosa Knocks Queency Benna (Video) by BRATISLAVA: 6:00am On Dec 21, 2020
apatheticme:
And that's the part that drives men crazy! Especially those embittered red pained pillers.

They despise the hole, yet can't do without it. Their fates are tied to the hole. So they whine, grumble and generally hate on the hole and it's carrier while using insults on the hole carrier to assuage their damaged egos!

Pity!
They think if they abuse the hole carrier that they will lose confidence and allow the pillars have their way. These pilled people are so confused and lost. They will never get what they want: the hole.

All their rants are for rejected sex and bring broke, it used to pain them to death.
Crime › Re: Ben Okigbo: Nigerian Doctor Shoots His Wife Dead & Commits Suicide In America by BRATISLAVA:
Frustrated007:
lmao..I definitely struck a nerve for you to reply me that fast grin
Have fun with your dried ovaries and three wretched cats. grin


You wish.

The men that told you to curse women, because they think women should be cursed, they didn't tell you that mens fertility can be stricken too? That men can be lifelong bachelors too? That men can face loneliness? I'm telling you now. Mark my words.


But you're about to get truly frustrated. Your frustration encompasses everything you will ever do, and it will trickle to every pedicel, because you think you can throw the first punch even when you're losing.

Mark my words.

Cursed be a curser like yourself.

Your semen is rendered infertile, your loneliness magnified in extreme frustration. No woman will stay with you no seed from your semen since you don't value women.

It's struck you, that's why you've responded too fast. Don't you want to banter fake bravado with the other guy anymore?
grin

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