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Ok, the wedding never even start, e don donate prado, God go purnish that akpabio, carry go give gift to who no need am, mean while i wake up this morning i never knw wetin i won chop, nai our govt dey lavish our money take do anytn dey like, i dey here dey suffer in the name of i dey serve my step fatherland, cos america nai be my father

Make all this gov. Take their time o

God wen i go just still get luck be like Ayoola Gam Ikon, make i thief 1 billion plus make dem use 1 million bail me?

Unknown Member: Nice to see Oduamadi & Oba Baba back in the team..

What about Yakubu & Kaita?!

If i hear say those 2 aboki enter any field train near super eagles not to talk of even represent us for any competitio

temi-temi:
Lasu VC should contact formal VC of university of ilorin on how to curb d problem of cultism n other Anti-society behaviors. God bless Nigeria!

Rabbish, whats this nonsense, pls explain how the vc can curb the problem of cultism? No exhibit your ignorance for here o

V-lyrics:
Dis is simply discrimination from NFF, its d same tin as sayin no hausa player shuld play in keshi's super eagles of biafra. Sexuality shuldnt be a basis 4 selectin players but it shuld be based on skills.

I cant make bold cos am using a fone, please i need clarification on this,
"Sexuality shuldnt be a basis 4 selectin players but it shuld be based on skills"

U kidding me? U mean a male can be selected into the female team?

Wrong move by Mr president, this animals dont need western education, he could have donate that money to the elders council to buy more amunition and materials to make more bombs, useless abokis

chukyrooy: Please where is Mba?

He dey shop

Waiting for Osazee's tweet before the end of the day or latest tomorrow

X3n: Lols, if rain falls, u'll do d swearing in under d rain, nd d camp officials will stay inside a canopy. Ur anthem and oath says ''under d sun and in the rain''

Lol, no mind am, u think say the nysc anthem na song wen u go dance azonto put

yoged: May aLmighty God safeguard those dat are still traveling. My friend's cousin had an accident on her way to Ebonyi camp from akure this evening. So sad. Rip bose

Is she among the newly mobilised?

dmalam: can u imagine d embarrasement , soja commanded babe wey i dey try cntrol to lift my bag n plc it on my head to carry....i don frget d day wey i carry load fr head...

Lol, u never jam, just wait na small u don see so

50 milla dos, abeg wey all this boko haram for NL, abeg wen una won bomb again, make i show the scene, i need even if na 100k dollars make i take arrange my life

Ehizario: i was seriously humiliated 2dy...starting on d wrong foot. Its an uphill task 4 me frm now on...

Why u no tell the soldier, alpha copy and tango? Lol

Martowskin: Which one b dis flag party abi colour party, am nt interested o....abeg i was nt told abt dis b4 i came o.....information pls...wat is d benefit, ogbeche pls u ar nided

Na parade/match group, na them go welcome the gov. And perform match for the camp different from the the platoon, my advise, join the group, and u get good posting reasons. All the people in that group are mainly posted to the capital, because they carry out parade and match reharsals after the camp as against ur final passing out, congrat

Thunder fire atiku generation, so because of 1.5 nai em carry the thin come media say em donate money, well make una advise am else e whole money go finish before 2015

Shebi the people wen kill cp go sitdown they wait for arrest? I just sorry for those innocent wen dem won use as scape goat

donmudia: Stop given wrong information, what is ur definition of a 7 star hotel ? Cos here in d camp no water nd snake was killed at d toilet side of d male hostel. Na bag of pure water most of us buy take baff so stop given wrong impression

Why una kill that snake na, na nysc mobilise am now, na otondo snake be that

DonRomeo: Copy dat...Alpha,Beta,Tango;All team stand by,repeat all team stand by.Alpha two is in position to proceed early dis morning.Over

By the time una start frog jump this morning, before two dayz this una apha and beta tango seize, for una make una continue, i giv una 3 dayz some of una no go remember where una fone dey again, anway, congrat u guyz, the journey begins today, all the best

Orpelin: brownlord & others, hw true is the situation report on the express posting of all to learning centers by Aregbesola be for the state?
Does that means no posting to any of the state ministry or agency?



#I'm 12C reloca corper#

Dont get ur questn bro

Do people still put money in bank? Wey i get big compound, i don dig ground dey put my money,

No Atm charge, COT or any bank charges

ChuksBlaze: I am posted to delta I beg do u have any idea on how to get there

Yes, from ur house, take a vehicle coming this way, then go right, you see a T junction dont follow right, go left! After the sharp bend, go straight, u see another T junction, follow the right, then just be coming, dont stop o, after the junction, u see another junction very close to the first junction, then u seee the junction u r going to close to the junction u r standing, my friend park well

Which kind rubbish u type here, r u a learner, u asked a question witout disclosing where u r, hw can someone then help you, may God forgive u ur sin, anyway, that why dem call u otondo meaning Zombi,

Na joke o

adewasco2k: Im sorry if any of those information were misleading....i didnt type that...it was from a previous post on nairaland here https://www.nairaland.com/876405/going-nysc-read-here-survival

Im sorry i didnt read thru well. sure Osun camp is always fumigated , so no mosquitoes

Not ur fault bro, thats how they always spread that rubbish in every batch, u guys have a wonderul time in camp

So no complete human being dey for enugu to govern the state now wen e come be say na sickler dey govern am from abroad?

Anyway, na niger we dey

adewasco2k: 16 Photocopies of Statement of Result (Original and Photocopies)
16 Photocopies of School ID Card (Original and Photocopies)
16-24 copies of passport photo (take as many as possible)
Original & 16 Photocopies of Call-up Letter (This will be taken and not returned to you)
10 plain sheets of paper
A Pen
Stapler with your own pins (will save you a lot of begging)
Glue and Tipex (they say everything @ d camp is 4 sale, u want to save as much as possible)

NOTE: Make a lot of Photocopies before going to Camp. A copy can be as much as N20 at the Orientation Camp.
Please remember to also take the original documents, some camps will send you home if u don't have originals.

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A Cardigan

4 Round-necked white T-Shirts Throughout your stay at the orientation camp, you will only be allowed to wear your white top and shorts; you might not like the ones that will be handed to you at camp so you can get those fitted brands as long as they are white, With these duly pointed out, no need to pack a lot of clothes to the Camp. You should only take a few in case you need to go to Mosque on a Friday or Church on a Sunday.

2-3 extra pairs of white Shorts (All white)

A Pair Of Plain White Sneakers (NYSC will give u 1 but you'd be lucky if they fit plus it spoils quickly know Naija & low quality things)

2 pairs of white socks

A pair of slippers (These camps are very dirty according to my source, The bathrooms are filthy! The bedrooms are dirty! The corridors are icky! Just have something on your feet at all times)

DETTOL (very essential, BRING or BUY. It's just to disinfect your bath water)

Towel (BRING from home. At least you know it's clean. Anything you buy from Mami Market may or may not be secondhand.)

Bed-Sheets, Pillow Cases, and A Pillow. (BRING from home. Again, the peace of knowing what you're sleeping on is clean. Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to "double up" with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick

Handkerchief (BRING from home. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor)

Sleep clothes (BRING from home. *note that it is ridiculously hot at night, so a large t-shirt or long tank top and little shorts will suffice)

Underwear (Guard it jealously, I was told people steal panties SMH)

Detergent (BUY from market. Again, this reduces the amount of load you're bringing into camp. Remember how I said camp offers no frills? You have to wash your clothes, underwear, and bed things. However, if you're lucky the mami market will have vendors offering laundry services! The only caveats are: you run the risk of your stuff getting lost)

A Novel (very essential esp. if u read a lot, or if u get bored easily like me) u can also bring board/Electronic games if u like (Chess/Scrabble/PsP/Gameboy)

Money (About 10 to 15,000 Naira should see you through the camp period modestly. but if you have to drink and hang out at The Mammy market a lot, then you can take more money depending on how much you can finish, be wise though! Sha budget N1000 per day)

Toiletries/Sanitary Pad (If you are posted to the Up-North like Yobe and Maidugiri, pls do not spray perfumes/anything scented, or the flies won't stop hugging you. For the ladies, u will be wearing white all through when it’s time for your menstruation, beware of stains. )
Bucket, soap dish (buy at the camp site, don't stress yourself taking one to the place, they always sell in the camp)

Waist bag (Try to buy this before you get to the camp, very very essential, U've got to put all ur money in it and tie it round ur waist, cos some people won’t come to camp with money and will steal)

Torchlight and Batteries (BRING or BUY. Seeing as there's hardly ever any electricity, and you might want to read at night, having the flashlight helps.

Music (Ipod, MP3, Phone, , just take your music, )

ATM card (u may need 2 run out and get dough)

Painkillers, Malaria Medicine, Allergy Medicine, etc. (BRING from home. You do not want to make the mistake of getting ill in camp. The camp clinic is a BIG JOKE!)

Padlock (BRING or BUY. Well, you might not need it if u have a hard suitcase - no padlocks required. And anyways, thieves apparently can tear people's bags with scissors or knives to get to their things)

Sun Glasses/Face Cap: (It can get really sunny, especially in the north, but I'll advice all to take sun glasses since you'll be standing on the parade ground for long hours. unless it's rainy season)

MOSQUITO NET (My friend said the camp is Mosquito's headquarters)

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Blackberry phone, that’s good for you because you can easily and share on social networks. If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in CDs at the end of Camping.

You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. If you are someone like me who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mami market. You will get good foods there

THINGS U DON’T NEED
Don’t take materials like pressing iron, knife, fork, tin cutter to the camp. They will be seized and returned to you only on the last day of camping. I was told this is a security measure.

Food Flask (if you'll eat camp food, I only stood in line for camp food once, and almost got a slap from d lady serving cos I didn't understand the food, so Mammy Market was my savior, and might be yours too, in the end my food flask was gathering dust under my bed)

Don't pack loads of unnecessary stuff. As for day clothes (mufti) pack one or two cos you'll only be allowed to go on mufti on Sundays and you have 3 Sundays, so why pack all your clothes? On the 1st day of registration, try to see that after you do your registration where u declare your call-up letter, you endeavor to register for accommodation as early as possible, if not you'll not have a place to sleep on ur 1st night in camp, and that's not funny.

The forms that will be handed to you and attach your passport are very easy to fill. Fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

After you have been given your State Code, you should proceed straight to collect your mattress and your NYSC Kit. During my own time, I went straight to my hostel (you will be directed), put my mattress in place before going for my kit. Go for your kit on time so that you can get your size.

The Camp Commandant (the soldier in charge) and the other soldiers may tell you that if you participate in parade, play volleyball, and do all they want you to do, you will end up being posted to a favorable place for you Primary Assignment - LIES! Soldiers ain't got that power at all, maybe the Camp director and some NYSC officials can help, but not all of them have the powers they claim.

Am typing from a phone and cant really say much, everythin about 16 copies of document is fake, u will be needing just 3 copy of each of ur document, photocopy is 10 naira not 20 bucks inside the camp, dont believe all the gabage u hear before u enter the camp, they all lies, u dont need mosquito net, the camp, all the stapler, glue and rubbish u dont need them, u use it freely inside the camp, wish u guys d very best and safe camping in ede

adaybayor: As senseless as you are, you really think there is only one side in a war.
Weep for yourself because even Jesus will disown you when the time comes.
You have your fellow xtians ruling the nation, if they can't tackle BH, you think we should be blamed?
You can call names all you want, the fact remain that non of your generation will ever be as great.

Aboki, just common sense u no get, chai na wah o

This is Super - story, singing this is super story, nonsense if this two polithiefcians where not fighting themselves we wont hear this news, i bet my march and april alawi by the time this two mad men T.A orji and Orji. Uzor kalu settle their differences, u wont hear about this news again, the fuctard would still contest and win election in this country, shebi na now day break for where the university dey, cha

Sorry for nigeria, sorry, sorry o, paran, paranran ran rannnnnnnn, consoling my self wit fela

Na just 30 seconds aboki take get sense pass the malu wey dem dey train, anyway, this na northlywood movie, i don watch am before

fellis: I hope this isn't true.
If it is then thank God nobody was hurt.

I wouldn't be surprised if some loving and tolerant Christians come to this thread to express disappointment about the fact that Muslims didn't die in the attack.

Yes, am highly dissapointed that the jtf can bring thier self so low as join in spreading such fake news

Did i read, "we sent them account number and we have still not receive alert, whos account and whos phone are they expecting the alert? chineke, of what use is it if they pay this money and it ends up in one mans pocket, nja

coogar: with all the resources jonathan has got, it's a disgrace he has not been able to put boko haram down. just last night, the chadian army killed bekhtar molbekhtar (one of the leaders of al-qaeda in a raid in mali). chad republic of all countries - taking care of business.....and you have the president of the most populous black nation on the planet doing nothing but wear cowboy hat like he's in el paso. jonathan is a tool..........

See them, see them, them don come back again, boko haram people on nairaland...

Just singing Psquare