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Foreign Affairs / Re: 15-Year-Old Student Opened Fire In U.S. School, Killing 3 And Injuring 8 (Pics) by Brunosamel(m): 12:21pm On Dec 01, 2021
Candidlady:
¤kabiru please pass me that chair and bring your lighter with you thanks¤

abortion of male kid should be legal while abortion of female kid should be illegal
Bia be careful don't say that again...
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:29pm On Nov 29, 2021
iramure:
my dear such freedom is not exercise able in Nigeria religious industry
Well I'm a religious person but I will heed to your advice. Thank you!
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:28pm On Nov 29, 2021
PJAR:


That's why you can NEVER buy one!
Idiot Bastard
its only an irrational personality like you with a villa mentality will always lay insult in a mere statement or opinion... change your mindset!
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:23pm On Nov 29, 2021
lesbiconverter:
Wizkid and Davido nko? undecided
Nothing concern me with celebrities cuz I'm neither a fan of the two
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:17pm On Nov 29, 2021
Dreamhighnow:


Your mindset is wrong. Many deserves it. Not those who use stolen fund. That u don't have today doesn't mean I won't have tomorrow. Celebrate good things. And there is no crime in becoming rich and own private jet

There is an estate in USA that everyone who lives there owns private jet.

Government shouldn't put burden on both rich and poor
Is not my mindset but rather an opinion am I not free to exercise my freedom of speech without fear or favor of anyone
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:16pm On Nov 29, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:

The PASTORS do not have problems at all.
They have never worked for their money.
So, They know who to meet for payment.
After all, their Gullible members will be subjected to the payment through threats of death and emerging heat from HELL FIRE
True bro thanks to books for opening my mind or I would have been a gullible member too
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:14pm On Nov 29, 2021
Surebaba01:


Poverty speaking angry
grin
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 2:13pm On Nov 29, 2021
iramure:
you are looking for trouble oooo, pastors mumu soldiers will come hard for you ooo, no say I no warn u ooo.
Trouble I'm only exercising my freedom of speech
Romance / My Encounter With Yahoo Boys In Public Transit by Brunosamel(m): 2:10pm On Nov 29, 2021
The morning on my way to return a phone to a customer I entered Keke heading to my destination with additional two guys both happens to be using iPhone 12 pro max respectively and was bragging about iPhone 13 and their respective clients.
My phone was in my left pocket with additional 3k cuz I was at the right edge of Keke
My phone ranged and I put my hand in the left pocket remove my phone and unknowingly I never knew the money I have is already at the tip of my pocket.
We were supposed to stop at the same destination but all of a sudden one of the guy told the Keke man he will stop and the other guy asked him guy we are not supposed to stop here but he insisted that he want to drop and the Keke man should stop of which he did, I didn't suspect anything at first until I reach my destination that's when I realized my money is no longer in my pocket I told the Keke man that I have lost my money to those guys cuz he was acting wired when he came down from the Keke lucky me I was holding 200 naira at hand I paid the Keke man and head towards destination....

Lesson;

Not everyone that use iphone or looking nice and are stable financially some of them are broke ass niggas and won't hesitate to steal at the slightest opportunity...

Will be more careful and alert next time
Peace!!!

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Investment / Re: What Happenes To Ones Money In CRYPTO When They Dies? by Brunosamel(m): 5:43am On Nov 29, 2021
The crypto go japer with him after a long period of time
Politics / Re: FG Bans 91 Billionaires, Vips’ Jets, Insists On N30bn Duty by Brunosamel(m): 5:37am On Nov 29, 2021
Good news. This specially dedicated to all the fake pastors, political and the rest of embezzler that owns private jet... grin

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Health / Re: Omicron: Canada's Confirmed Cases From Persons With Recent Travel From Nigeria by Brunosamel(m): 5:34am On Nov 29, 2021
malcom1X:
November 24, 2021:
South Africa tells Pfizer they don't want more shipments of the vaccine.

November 26, 2021:
WHO says that the Omicron variant was discovered in South Africa on November 24, 2021.

November 26, 2021 onwards:
Many countries rush to ban flights and immigration from South Africa.

Did Pfizer collaborate with the WHO to punish South Africa for refusing more shipments of the vaccine?

sources:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-24/s-africa-wants-j-j-pfizer-vaccine-delivery-delay-news24-says
https://www.who.int/news/item/26-11-2021-classification-of-omicron-(b.1.1.529)-sars-cov-2-variant-of-concern
This is the west for you big pharma keep lobbying the government and the UN for profit, covid-19 vaccine doesn't work, you can't sue the pharmacitical company they are pushing there agenda to Africa as long as I'm concern covid 19 does not have a varient is all a hoax to control people and make profit... Pfizer double its profits 1700 times this year and they are still pushing for me especially kids
Parents guide your children from the strange vaccine
It's all about the money

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Health / Re: Omicron: Canada's Confirmed Cases From Persons With Recent Travel From Nigeria by Brunosamel(m): 5:24am On Nov 29, 2021
TMKsouth:
Malawi infects Israel - no South African connection.

Egypt infects Belgium - no South African connection.

Nigeria infects Canada - no South African connection.

This thing's been circulating in unvaccinated parts of Africa because people here can't or don't want to vaccinate.

Anti-vaxers, come see your dirty work o. Soon Nigeria will be banned by half the planet as well.

Is it the vaccine that work or not what's the essence of getting vaccinated when there is 100 percent probability you will still contact the virus.. Isreal is a good example of what a fiasco the vaccine is...

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Invite Me Over But Went Out With Another Man by Brunosamel(m): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2021
Souzin:
I haven't seen my girl for awhile because we both work and never had chance.

So yesterday, she invited me to come over to her house that she has missed me, so after work I decided to drop by at her place because she was off work that day.

I got to her house and I met her dressed, asked her what's up and she said she's going to a party with a guy.

I was confused, you asked me to come over and the next minute! You are going to a party with a man.

I didn't say anything and she left promising that she would only spend 2 hours there...

I wanted to go home but decided against it, I have always known her not to keep to her words and true to it, she didn't.

She came back 4 hours later, late into the night, again I didn't say anything.

All of a sudden she started jumping on me and trying to get close that she has missed me.

I told her to stay on her own and not disturb me.

My question is, how can you say you miss me and then go out with a man..

How can you miss me and yet instead of the 2 hrs! You stayed 4hr there and now you are here shouting you missed me.

Now she's telling me I'm over reacting and that she did nothing wrong. Even after the blatant disrespect.
Effeminate man seeking validity, Change or perish
Romance / Re: Your Advice Needed Here Please by Brunosamel(m): 4:25pm On Nov 27, 2021
Rich4eva11:
Good day dear fellow Nairalanders, please forgive my grammar. How do y'all forgive yourselves when you act stupid without knowing you're being stupid all in the name of love, most especially when this stupidity cost you so much Fortune, a fortune that can do something tangible in your life. Please advise me
Sure you can forgive yourself as long as you are still breathing and able to meet your basics necessity..
My advice Embrace Stoicism so that you won't live a life of regrets
Travel / Re: Omicron: Countries That Have Banned South Africa Over New Covid Variant (List) by Brunosamel(m): 8:16am On Nov 27, 2021
This is Plandemic I will keep saying it as long as They stop making it compulsory for anyone

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Health / Re: WHO Names New COVID Variant Omicron, Designates It A Variant Of Concern by Brunosamel(m): 8:05am On Nov 27, 2021
This Plandemic I don't trust anything any media in the entire world says about covid 19. They said Africa will be a dead zone for covid 19 but now see how the table has turn, compulsory vaccine when it doesn't work, vaccine passport making life miserable for the unvaccinated especial in Australia. Africa my continent even as bad as it is God is always protecting the poor from this Plandemic....

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Romance / Re: Growing With A Broke Guy: Is It Worth It After All? by Brunosamel(m): 1:51pm On Nov 20, 2021
Just like you said he is suffering you should have zero expectations from him, it's not every guys that are the caring type some of us have been messed-up and miserable cuz nobody give a shit about us therefore caring for someone else is not in their blood.
Watch him closely and try to be independent and submissive cuz you never can tell what the future hold but if you feel like the relationship does not have a future just make your move....

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Gives It All Away!! by Brunosamel(m): 1:42pm On Nov 20, 2021
I don't why but I just like this dude naturally...
Religion / Re: My Sexual Encounters With Apostle Suleman - Chioma Ifemeludike (Video) by Brunosamel(m): 1:37pm On Nov 20, 2021
wisdomguy4u:
Again? shocked They obtain money from poor congregations and spend it on Olosho. No wonder female Actresses keep buying houses and cars while their male counterparts beg for hospital bill
cheesy you no get joy at all
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by Brunosamel(m): 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2021
EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.

She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.
You already know the answers and what to do you just that you hooked with one particular girl...
Romance / Re: Update: I told Her My Feelings But Was Rejected by Brunosamel(m): 1:33pm On Nov 20, 2021
YourWriter:
In reference to the post which I made last two weeks https://www.nairaland.com/6834344/love-im-scared
Here is the update.

I let my feelings known to her telling her how much I love her but unfortunately, the love is unrequited. She told me she's not ready for a relationship due to some personal reasons.
I so much feel heartbroken right now.
We move!
You have done well besides rejection is better than regret move on bro she don't worth you sweat
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by Brunosamel(m): 8:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
Conspiracy theories liberal warming up to execute their agenda, I see American people suffering wokeism is going to be the order of the day... CRT, Racism etc

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Career / Re: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by Brunosamel(m): 3:19pm On Nov 18, 2021
Let me sit down read comments

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Nairaland / General / Re: How My Customer Almost Committed Suicide Due Misplace Medical Result by Brunosamel(m): 7:47pm On Nov 17, 2021
neonly:
Poor script one million ko hundred thousand naira ni
OP u no try with yur post abeg
you think everything is all about money if you don't know health is wealth
Nairaland / General / How My Customer Almost Committed Suicide Due Misplace Medical Result by Brunosamel(m): 3:16pm On Nov 17, 2021
This is a true event that happened in area

As a professional barber I tend to meet several customers that I do get acquainted to and relate with A good customer of mine by the name Cross (not real name) was telling me a story about his ordeal between a medical laboratory and his test result...
Cross was have several symptoms and decided to go for test In a popular laboratory that happens to have the biggest pharmacy in my area (name withheld) On getting to the laboratory he explained his ordeal and symptoms to the doctor he's blood, urine and stool sample was taken he was given 8 hour to come back for the result.
On getting to the place he was given the shock of his life that he was HIV positive he couldn't believe his eyes cuz it was nearly impossible according to him cuz he was not a careless person, his world was on brink to collapse the only thought in his mind was suicide, he want straight to the supermarket bought a sniper and head to his house lock himself inside, shading tears and was about take the sniper but on a second thought he said he need to go to another laboratory just to confirm and decided to go the federal medical center (FMC).

On getting to FMC he consulted a doctor and they ran HIV  test and suprisenly the result came out negative and he became the happiest man in the world at the moment. He expressed his ordeal to the doctor and show him his medical results, the doctor beg him give him the case that he will give him a sum of 1 million naira the doctor told him that he will personally handle the case with his lawyer. He decline the doctor offer head straight to the former laboratory to tell them how they were about to ruin his life because of fake result that's was when the laboratory discovered they misplaced his test tool and gave him a another result instead of his cuz he was only having malaria and typhoid the owner of the laboratory pleaded with him and offered him 100,000 naira In return he will give him back the test result
But he refuse to collect the money went home
He later went for a Thanksgiving in his church. He haven't step foot in the  laboratory ever since what transpired....

What's your take on this if you were is his shoe will you accept the money [sub][/sub]
Politics / Re: Lekki Massacre: All You Care About Is Tinubu – Aisha Yesufu Slams Lagos Assembly by Brunosamel(m): 2:11pm On Nov 17, 2021
All of them are addicted to tinubu grin

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Phones / Re: Success In Tracking And Recovering Phones With IMEI by Brunosamel(m): 12:53pm On Nov 17, 2021
Stephendeals:

Boss abeg link me up....
I don't know the police man in person but I will ask him about him and his number then I will forward it to you...
Phones / Re: Success In Tracking And Recovering Phones With IMEI by Brunosamel(m): 10:12am On Nov 17, 2021
Stephendeals:
Good Day,
Please is there anyone here who have successfully recovered his/her phone by tracking with IMEI.

I Lost my Phone a Redmi Note 9 pro some months back in a gestapo style op in a Tricycle and reported to the police even paid for tracking but after 2 months waiting I had to get another phone a Redmi 9T which refused to power on after I tried to reboot it... I have taken it to the service centre but they said it can not be fixed immediately and i have to drop it.
Now with no certain date to get it back i am without a phone....

I need help in tracking the lost phone seriously, any reliable information will be appreciated. Dont have money for another phone and i need a good phone for my job.

You need a reliable source my brother lost his Samsung A50 twice and was recovered twice through tracking by the police.... Changing Samsung imei is near impossible there I believe you can track your phone and recover it but the only exception from this is if they have successfully change the imei
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Weird,please I Need Your Advice by Brunosamel(m): 2:33am On Nov 17, 2021
Johndagr8t:
Good day guys,I will be very brief but i will try to make you all understand me.
There is the bae I have been dating for 7months now, she beautiful no doubt, average height and very fair (Fulani),sofar we started the relationship things have been good especially when it comes to our sex life,but there is something I really don't understand about her since we started having sex and have tried my best to correct this things but it just not working out. It got to a time I promise not to touch her again but honestly Fulani girls are just too beautiful,she only allow me to f*ck her through her anus and most time I try telling her the implications of the act, but it obvious my girl doesn't care and again she usually tell me to put my d*ck in her anus overnight like WTF is wrong with the girl,like we have done this for all the dating months guys.
Now what i notice about her is even demonic coz honestly this girl want me to kill her,now all she want all the time is raw anal s*x guys,she always want me to hook her neck,jack her ass and penetrate deep which am always afraid she might die one day!!! she will tell me to beat her,bite her,spank and all sort of dangerous thing,and the funniest thing is that she will be crying very loud o if I stop Na wahala,she has done alot of weird things but let me stop here.
SO GUYS DID YOU THINK IS ADVISABLE TO CONTINUE THIS RELATIONSHIP COZ HONESTLY SHE MIGHT DIE ANYTIME WITH THE WAY SHE LIKE RAW SEX LIKE THIS
Women have there Sexual fantasy it might sound wired but you girl need someone who is as bad as they can be to satisfy her cravings. There's nothing wrong with her just that her Sexual fantasy supersede yours... grin if na my babe she go collect cuz I will give her all the style she wants even the so called monkey style and standing missionary..... grin
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A 26-Year-Old Lady And I'm 21 by Brunosamel(m): 2:27am On Nov 17, 2021
Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, there is this lady I really love.She has a skin care spa and I do go there in the evening when coming back from work.
Her house is not very far from mine so I know her well.I have also asked her out, but she turned me down saying she has a boyfriend, which I later found out is false.I decided to distance myself from her but it seems not working.
She always call me to come keep her company her at the spa at weekends so,if I have no where to go,I do join her there.The more we see, the more I keep falling for her.

So yesterday,I told her how I feel about her,then she told me her parents won't be happy dating someone younger and moreover,I can't marry her.

There is no way I can stop seeing her because,we can see each other coincidentally

Please what should I do?
when it comes to relationships be wealthier, be fitter and be older period
Romance / Re: Choosing Between A Girl Who Loves You And The Girl Whom You Love. by Brunosamel(m): 2:24am On Nov 17, 2021
7victor:
I live in a compound here in the north with a woman who has 5 children,all girls.

They are not from the north but I won't mention their tribe to avoid starting quarrels based on tribe.

The first 2 girls are married, but the last 3 girls aren't.


One day, the woman asked me who among her daughters do I think loves me.


I know that it is Zainab who loves me, although secretly.


I said it was Zainab and all of them started laughing and the mum said that she was surprised that I know that Zainab loves me.

She said it shows that nothing is hidden.


She now asked me who among her daughters do I like.

I was laughing and didn't answer when the mum said she knows I like Aisha.


That threw me off. I was very shocked.

How did she know? I have never openly admired or liked Aisha, but I like her more than the others.



It is only in my heart, yet the mum knew.


She then said since I am a federal government worker, she knows I am paid well, so I should search for a good wife to marry.


Immediately, the first child whom I know as Iya Azizat(I don't know her real name) asked me:

who between Zainab and Aisha would you choose if you were to choose a wife from between the two?


Please if you were the one, what will you answer?
I rather choose a woman who has a burning desire for me than later

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