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Nairaland GeneralHow To Be Unsuccessful In Life-truenaijayarn.com by bstringz(op): 4:11pm On Jul 09, 2016
Most people wants to be successful, and severally, I have come across many articles telling Us “How to be successful”. However what of an article for those who doesn’t want to be successfulhuh? Believe it or not there are people who subconsciously don’t want to be successful.Must everybody be successful sef? Mshew, abeg all those who doesn’t want to be successful get In here lemme tell you just how to go about it and am sure you would have a wonderful unsuccessful life.

1.ALWAYS WAKE UP LATE:This one is very important. Whenever you wake up and you see its 7am in the morning just hiss and go back to bed. Why should you wake up early?? Is it by force? Sleep more……Till maybe 11am.If that is not enough make sure you sleep again.

2.IF YOU HAVE A JOB. TAKE SOME DAYS OFF:
Don’t go to work some days of the week… And don’t tell your boss. Must he know? Just relax at home when other people are working and feel the cool air.
Don’t worry about what the board would say… Who cares? You just want to be unsuccessful.

3.IF YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB. DON’T BOTHER:
If you don’t have a job now… You are even closer to being unsuccessful than you know. Don’t bother looking for one. Jobs are stressful, you have a big Boss always breathing down your neck, you have colleagues fighting to impress the big Boss so he doesn’t breath down their necks, you close late sometimes and miss your favorite TV show…. All this stress comes with having a job. Who needs all that?If you don’t have a job now, you’re doing fine.

4.DON’T START A BUSINESS:Never… I repeat never start a business! If you really are serious on your journey to not being successful. Then don’t start a business.
After all statistics say that 95% of start-up businesses fail. So what are the odds that you would be in that 5%.

5.DON’T SAVE. SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY:Money is meant to be spent. Why keep money in the bank when you would still spend it? Abeg spend it all!!!!
Don’t save anything. Any money that comes into your hands make sure it’s spent,even if it’s 20naira… Don’t keep that money! Buy chewing gum. You want to be unsuccessful remember??

6.QUARREL AND FIGHT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP YOU:Some people just can’t mind their business… Did you ask them for help? When they try to help you make sure you do something that would make them not help you. Burn the bridges, all of them…. Make sure no bridge is left standing. Who needs their help? Don’t they know that you want to be unsuccessful?

7.WORK LESS, PLAY HARD! :The work hard, play hard shouldn’t apply to you. You mustn’t follow what everyone else is doing…. Work less, play hard! Hit that club every night and buy drinks for everyone you see… Who can be as unsuccessful as you are?

Read more... http://truenaijayarn.com/how-to-be-unsuccessful-in-life/
Nairaland GeneralHow To Be Unsuccessful In Life-truenaijayarn.com by bstringz(op): 3:46pm On Jul 09, 2016
Most people wants to be successful, and severally, I have come across many articles telling Us “How to be successful”. However what of an article for those who doesn’t want to be successfulhuh? Believe it or not there are people who subconsciously don’t want to be successful.Must everybody be successful sef? Mshew, abeg all those who doesn’t want to be successful get In here lemme tell you just how to go about it and am sure you would have a wonderful unsuccessful life.

1.ALWAYS WAKE UP LATE:This one is very important. Whenever you wake up and you see its 7am in the morning just hiss and go back to bed. Why should you wake up early?? Is it by force? Sleep more……Till maybe 11am.If that is not enough make sure you sleep again.

2.IF YOU HAVE A JOB. TAKE SOME DAYS OFF:
Don’t go to work some days of the week… And don’t tell your boss. Must he know? Just relax at home when other people are working and feel the cool air.
Don’t worry about what the board would say… Who cares? You just want to be unsuccessful.

3.IF YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB. DON’T BOTHER:
If you don’t have a job now… You are even closer to being unsuccessful than you know. Don’t bother looking for one. Jobs are stressful, you have a big Boss always breathing down your neck, you have colleagues fighting to impress the big Boss so he doesn’t breath down their necks, you close late sometimes and miss your favorite TV show…. All this stress comes with having a job. Who needs all that?If you don’t have a job now, you’re doing fine.

4.DON’T START A BUSINESS:Never… I repeat never start a business! If you really are serious on your journey to not being successful. Then don’t start a business.
After all statistics say that 95% of start-up businesses fail. So what are the odds that you would be in that 5%.

5.DON’T SAVE. SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY:Money is meant to be spent. Why keep money in the bank when you would still spend it? Abeg spend it all!!!!
Don’t save anything. Any money that comes into your hands make sure it’s spent,even if it’s 20naira… Don’t keep that money! Buy chewing gum. You want to be unsuccessful remember??

6.QUARREL AND FIGHT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP YOU:Some people just can’t mind their business… Did you ask them for help? When they try to help you make sure you do something that would make them not help you. Burn the bridges, all of them…. Make sure no bridge is left standing. Who needs their help? Don’t they know that you want to be unsuccessful?

7.WORK LESS, PLAY HARD! :The work hard, play hard shouldn’t apply to you. You mustn’t follow what everyone else is doing…. Work less, play hard! Hit that club every night and buy drinks for everyone you see… Who can be as unsuccessful as you are?

Read more... http://truenaijayarn.com/how-to-be-unsuccessful-in-life/
PoliticsRe: Fayose' Properties In Abuja & Victoria Island Discovered By EFCC - Sahara Report by bstringz(m): 10:51am On Jul 04, 2016
Corruption everywhere
PoliticsRe: Sex Scandal In The Us:3 Reps May Step Aside by bstringz(m): 5:46pm On Jun 18, 2016
Which way Nigeria...
CrimeRe: My Father Almost Killed Me With Sex, 10-year-old Cries by bstringz(m): 1:51pm On Jun 10, 2016
Hmmmmmm..... Too bad.
Name checked, no surprises here.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Accountant Steals London School €4m Fund, Uk’s Biggest Education Fraud by bstringz(m): 9:12pm On Jun 08, 2016
Name checkers association
Aba branch

It's our brothers from the waste side.
BusinessRe: A Case Study on How I Made 25 Adsense Approvals In A Month by bstringz(m): 12:07am On May 23, 2016
Bethelchika19@gmail.com
RomanceRe: My Experience With A 'fearfully Made' Gigolo by bstringz(m): 10:52am On May 14, 2016
colossus2:
Na only you dey get experience upon experience angry
Clap for yourself but I can't read all that.
It adds no value to anything huh
Bros relax and enjoy life... Naija go better.
PhonesRe: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by bstringz(m): 10:18am On May 13, 2016
Downloaded the game...Did the xposed installer and also used fake WiFi connection and game still says it needs internet connection. Has ea found out this and found a way to stop it?Anyone else experiencing this especially those who just downloaded the game.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali : International Friendly 1 - 0 (Full Time) by bstringz(m): 12:46am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
RomanceRe: When He Says "Its Over" by bstringz(m): 12:45am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
CrimeRe: I’ve Lost Count Of Those I Killed – Suspected Cultist, Kidnapper by bstringz(m): 12:44am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
FamilyRe: Bukola Ogundolie-Olowookere, Staff Of Ecobank Missing (Photo) by bstringz(m): 12:39am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
RomanceRe: How To Spot Broke Girls Trying Too Hard To Impress by bstringz(m): 12:39am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Eze: Why My Boyfriend Dumped Me by bstringz(m): 12:35am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
CelebritiesRe: Felix Aigbe Libarty To Tiwa & TeeBillz: Your Marriage Is Under Spiritual Attack by bstringz(m): 12:32am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Is Forcefully Bathed In Public By His Friends (Pictures) - Cameroun by bstringz(m): 12:31am On May 08, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnlrFRKAmA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Watch Inspired Crew Sing Great is thy Faithfulness
RomanceRe: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by bstringz(m): 11:04pm On May 05, 2016
Aunty why are u lying?i checked some of your post and you were applying for a job they sent to you via sms..Now your now a wealthy Woman who Is approached by broke guys?What do u attend to acheive by this.Attention?okay,now you have it...Clap for yourself...Oponu!
CelebritiesRe: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by bstringz(m): 2:30pm On Apr 28, 2016
All this Social media stunts sef.Mtcheww....Who hin epp?
Christianity EtcRe: Mary's Command For Catholics by bstringz(m): 3:44pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by bstringz(m): 3:43pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: Higher Everyday — Making Wrong Right by bstringz(m): 3:39pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by bstringz(m): 3:38pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by bstringz(m): 3:36pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: Tithes And Offerings Are Eternal Principles by bstringz(m): 3:33pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by bstringz(m): 3:29pm On Apr 20, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcck-CGbMzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Watch this Amazing Group sing Living waters By JOYOUS celebration
Christianity EtcRe: How Can Jesus Give Everlasting Life To Immortal Beings? by bstringz(m): 3:28pm On Apr 20, 2016
Music/RadioRe: A Thread For Keyboardists by bstringz(m): 1:28pm On Apr 19, 2016
FamilyRe: 2-year-old Girl Disappears From Parents’ Bedside (photo) by bstringz(m): 11:29pm On Apr 02, 2016
missyadorable:
It's a pity

But what I don't understand is why a man will be interested in a 2 year old missing FEMALE child?

When he already has older male n female...

I won't be surprised it's the father himself who is the culprit and just putting up fake concern to deceive everybody


These days,trust nobody!
For your mind now you have made sense. So if he has older male and female he should let his 2year old child disappear just like that?
Dunce!
EntertainmentRe: Woman Sets Her Private-Parts On Fire At A Dance Competition by bstringz(m): 6:06pm On Mar 22, 2016
ayamAgenius:
This Guy may have been part of the audience. I suspect he may caused the fire to put a spark on her dance move like he did for 'The Weeknd" in "Can't feel my face"

Guess it was too much for her to handle... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Perhaps she failed to mimic the hairdo of The Weeknd correctly... embarassed embarassed embarassed
Some weirdos on nairaland... Dem dey talk one thing you dey talk another thing entirely... Na wa
CelebritiesRe: The Okoye Brothers War Is Finally Over. Snapshots, Psquare Reunited by bstringz(m): 10:39am On Mar 22, 2016
I knew this was all publicity stunt. Mtcheeew. Indeed it took our stupidity too know that this was all publicity stunt.

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